(Lincoln is still asleep in his sleeping bag while Ronnie Anne wakes up.)

Ronnie Anne: (yawns) "What a great night's sleep."

(Lincoln slowly wakes up.)

Lincoln: "Morning, Ronnie."

Ronnie Anne: "Race ya to the kitchen."

(Lincoln and Ronnie Anne run to the kitchen as Rosa is making breakfast burritos.)

Rosa: "Lincoln, Ronnie Anne, good morning!"

Ronnie Anne: "Morning, Abuela!"

Rosa: "Are you ready for breakfast?"

Lincoln: "Uh huh."

(Soon, the other Casagrandes and Lori all gather around the table for breakfast, as Rosa passes a burrito to everyone.)

Rosa: "Dig in!"

(Everyone digs into their breakfast burritos.)

Maria: "So, what are you two gonna do when you get home today?"

Lincoln: "Well, I got a doctor's appointment and Lori is probably gonna text up a storm with Bobby over here."

Lori: "Ha, that's true."

Maria: "Are you spending more time with your sisters, Lincoln?"

Lincoln: "Yeah… You could say that."

Bobby: "Lori and I had a lot of catching up to do."

Hector: "Ah, so you two are back together?"

Bobby: "Uh huh."

(Lincoln finishes his breakfast burrito as he lets out a small belch.)

Lincoln: "Excuse me." (chuckles)

Maria: "Can I be excused? I need to borrow Lincoln for something."

Rosa: "Sure, go ahead."

(Maria exits the table and takes Lincoln's hand with her to her room.)

Lincoln: "What is it, Mrs. S?"

Maria: "Just call me Maria, hon. And I wanted to give you an oral exam before your appointment back home."

Lincoln: "Is this going where I think it's going?"

Maria: "Si…"

(Maria then removes Lincoln's clothes, as she examines him.)

Maria: Hmm… Not bad… I need to get a little more comfortable while doing this."

(Maria then removes her clothes, as she examines Lincoln's hardened log.)

Lincoln: "Oh, I get it. You work at a hospital…"

Maria: "Si, as a nurse… Let us start your check-up…" (giggles)

(Maria then gets on her knees and sucks on Lincoln's log as he grips her head.)

Lincoln: "Oh, yes… Examine that meat..."

(Maria goes deeper on Lincoln's log as he bites his lip to keep himself from moaning. Maria grips Lincoln's balls, which makes his log twitch a bit.)

Maria: "Oh, it's twitching… That's a good sign."

(Lincoln shoots his load into Maria's throat as she swallows every drop of his semen. She pulls away, as she stands up.)

Maria: "Good, your penis is nice and healthy. Now, could you see if my cooch is in good condition?"

Lincoln: "Sure thing."

(Maria sits on the bed and spreads her legs to reveal her wet pussy. Lincoln is on his knees while he rubs her vaginal lips around and pokes her clitoris with his thumb.)

Maria: "This kind of medical work is called gynecology, by the way…"

Lincoln: "Huh, that's pretty cool."

(Lincoln then uses his tongue to lick far into Maria's pussy as she moans.)

Maria: "Yes, just like that… Get every part…"

(Maria takes Lincoln's head and pushes it closer to her crotch as he licks it in and around. She squirts her fluids into Lincoln's mouth as he tastes it.)

Lincoln: "Nothing seems to be wrong down here, ma'am…"

Maria: "Next examine my other privates…" (points to her breasts)

(Lincoln cups Maria's breasts in each of his palms, as he lifts them and lets go to make them bounce.)

Lincoln: "Alright, good to know they're not stiff."

(Lincoln holds Maria's breasts again, firmly grasping them to truly feel them.)

Lincoln: "They're soft, warm, huge, and jiggly…"

Maria: "Can you see if I'm lactating? You know, milk coming out of my breasts, Dr. Loud?"

Lincoln: "Can do."

(Lincoln pulls on Maria's nipples as he begins to suck on them. Milk comes out, as he drinks it.)

Lincoln: "Yep, lots of milk. And it's good too."

Maria: "Now… to finish with this…"

(Maria undoes the bun in her hair, letting her hair fall and lies on the bed.)

Maria: "Examine our privates as one."

(Lincoln goes to Maria as he puts his cock inside of her pussy as she moans.)

Maria: "Already knowing what to do… Growing up so fast, Lincoln…"

(Lincoln thrusts inside Maria as she moans in joy. He holds onto Maria's waist as he thrusts even harder into her.)

Maria: "Oh, Linky… You are so ready for your doctor's appointment today… Just keep going..." (moans)

(Suddenly, the two hear a knock from the door, making them anxious.)

CJ: "Tia Maria, can Lincoln come out to play pirates?"

Maria: "Uh… Not right now, CJ. I'm still busy with him. You can play later."

CJ: "Okay. I'll go play with Carlitos."

(Lincoln gropes Maria's breasts as she bites her lip. Outside the room, Becca arrives at the apartment.)

Rosa: "Can I help you, Becca?"

Becca: "Yes, do you know where Lincoln is?"

Rosa: "Maria is busy with him, apparently."

Becca: "Oh, is she?"

(Becca goes to find Maria's door, as she knocks on it.)

Becca: "Maria, it's Becca. You know where Lincoln is?"

Maria: "I'm busy with him."

Becca: "Hmm… I'm coming in anyway."

(Becca opens the door to see Lincoln is pounding Maria on her bed.)

Becca: "Tsk, tsk, tsk… Typical Lincoln Loud to his usual tricks…"

Maria: "Hey, I needed him for this… He got a doctor's appointment, so I was preparing him for it."

Becca: "Is that so?"

Maria: "Now hang on… Lemme finish with him first…"

(Becca closes the door as she watches Maria and Lincoln's lovemaking. She hugs Lincoln close to her body.)

Maria: "Our privates are buzzing… Let's cum together!"

(Lincoln shoots his load into Maria's pussy while she squirts her fluids as well.)

Maria: "That was amazing… Your examination is complete…"

Becca: "Or your excuse to have sex with him, in other words…"

Lincoln: "No… and yes, I really have a doctor's appointment when I get home."

Becca: "Hmm… So naughty. Let me have a look at him."

Lincoln: "Fine, but hurry up. I think Lori and I need to go in a few."

(Becca looks at Lincoln and his body, especially his member. She grips his dick and balls, as she moves them around.)

Maria: "Don't see anything like that at the zoo, eh?"

Lincoln: "Oh, you work at the zoo?"

Becca: "Yep, I'm a zookeeper, honey. Maybe I should give you some tours. Hmm… I think you need to examine me too, Lincoln."

(Becca takes off all of her clothes until she's naked. She puts her bra on Lincoln's head and rubs his log with her panties.)

Maria: "I'm gonna examine your log some more."

(Maria sucks on Lincoln's log as he moans.)

Lincoln: "Wait, I want to examine both of your booties."

(Becca and Maria get up and shove their butts against Lincoln's face as his cheeks are pressed up to their warm posteriors.)

Lincoln: "Two… soft, warm ends…"

(Lincoln then smacked both buttcheeks for each woman.)

Becca: "Glad you like it. Can you give me a pounding, please?"

Lincoln: "Sure, not before giving me your titties…" (to Maria) "Maria, yours too…"

(Both women shove their bosoms in Lincoln's face as he sucks on each nipple to siphon their milk.)

Lincoln: "Nice boobs, ladies." (to Becca) "Time for your pounding."

(Becca lies on all fours, as Lincoln puts his log into her pussy, making her moan. Maria goes to Lincoln and kisses him while he is fucking Becca.)

Becca: "Yes, yes! Do me so good!"

Lincoln: "Oh, Becca! Your cooch is so good!"

(Lincoln then spanks Becca's ass, causing her to yelp in surprise. She turns her head to see two huge red handprints on each of her buttcheeks.)

Becca: "You little…"

Lincoln: "That's payback for yesterday… There's so much more ass here to work with compared to mine."

Becca: (giggles) "I guess that's true…"

(Lincoln grips Becca's ass, going deeper into her pussy and making her scream. Before she does that, Maria kisses Becca on her lips.)

Maria: "Just to keep things quiet…"

Lincoln: "Yeah… I want you two to make out… Give me some lesbo action…"

(Maria and Becca heed Lincoln's directions, while he continues to fuck Becca and finger Maria's asshole.)

Becca: "Getting feisty, aren't we? I like your style."

Maria: "Yes, put those fingers up my ass…"

(Lincoln thrusts even deeper into Becca's pussy eventually grinding her womb. Lincoln shoots his cum into Becca's womb as she screams.)

Becca: "Holy shit… So much is inside me…"

Lori: "Lincoln, where are you?!"

Lincoln: "Coming, Lori!" (to Becca and Maria) "As much as I want to go another round, I gotta go."

Becca and Maria: "Bye, sweetie."

(Lincoln gathers his clothes and puts them on as he leaves the room. Stanley walks past him and enters the room to see Becca and Maria naked on the former's bed.)

Stanley: "There you are, Becca."

Maria: "Oh, if it isn't Mr. Chang?" (to Becca) "What do you say we have some fun with him?"

Becca: "Indeed."

(Becca and Maria pull Stanley into the room as they close the door. It cuts to Lori and Lincoln packing their stuff.)

Lincoln: "This was an awesome trip!"

Lori: "I know right? I wish we could stay longer, but Mom says we gotta head home."

Ronnie Anne: "We're gonna miss you guys."

Lincoln: "Same. So long!"

(As the Casagrande and Chang families say their goodbyes, Lori and Lincoln exit the apartment and catch a taxi back to Royal Woods.)

Lori: "What a weekend, little bro."

Lincoln: "I've been pretty busy back there. What were you doing?"

Lori: "Having some fun with Bobby and Carl."

Lincoln: "Nice. I bet the others will probably hug or dogpile on me when I get inside."

Lori: (laughs) "Yep."

(The taxi then arrives at the Loud House, as the two take their stuff out. Lori opens the door as she and Lincoln enter the house.)

Lori: "We're back, everybody!"

Luan: "Linky, you're back!"

(Luan runs down the stairs and hugs Lincoln.)

Lincoln: "Hey, Luan! Missed me much?"

Luan: "You bet, champ!"

Lincoln: "Lemme put away my stuff."

Rita: "Hi, honey. Come out to the van when you're ready."

Lincoln: "Okay, Mom."

(Lincoln sets his stuff in his room, where he notices his laptop is missing.)

Lincoln: "What the? Where's my laptop? Who was in my room?"

(Luan chuckles as she reveals herself with Lincoln's laptop under her right arm.)

Luan: "Looking for this?"

Lincoln: (perturbed) "Luan, what did you do now?"

Luan: "I may have gone on your laptop and did something special for you."

(Luan opens Lincoln's laptop and he looks at the screen to see a website called in the search bar. Lincoln is now upset.)

Lincoln: "What the fuck is? A dating site called "?" (to Luan) "Are you serious?! First you took my phone and scheduled a date with my gym mates, now this?!"

Luan: "Just wanna help my brother get some more dames..." (chuckles)

(Luan then clicks on a profile pic to show information on Lincoln.)

Lincoln: (reads the info) "Lincoln Loud, a real ladies man to show them a rockin' great time? I love Netflix and chill, pizza, and getting naked?" (mad) "What the hell, sis?! You made me sound like a total loser!"

Luan: "You love all that stuff anyway! Look, you'll probably get so many messages, Linky. Women will love you."

(The two of them hear a ping and they look at the laptop to see a notification on the site.)

Luan: "Oh, you got a date! Let's see who it is!"

(Luan clicks on the profile pic to show a light skinned woman with long, beautiful blue hair reaching all the way down to her back.)

Luan: "Her name is Candy, and her interests are playing tennis, cooking, and underwear shopping. Also, she's looking for a fun time and attended beauty school."

Lincoln: "I admit, she looks pretty and she's smokin'."

Rita: (from downstairs) "Lincoln, are you ready yet?"

Lincoln: "Just a sec, Mom!" (to Luan) "You could've at least told me about this before this went online."

Luan: "Hey, I wanted to surprise you."

Lincoln: (groans) "When I get back from the hospital, you and I are gonna have a long talk about date scheduling behind my back!"

(Lincoln storms out of his room as Luan closes his door.)

Luan: "Just you wait, Linky… Just you wait…"

(Lincoln gets into the van with Rita as she drives them to the hospital.)

Lincoln: "What's the appointment about?"

Rita: "Just a small check up."

(Rita and Lincoln enter the hospital as they sit in the waiting room. Then a tan nurse with black hair arrives with a clipboard in hand.)

Nurse: "Lincoln Loud?"

Rita: "You're up, honey. I'll stay here."

(Lincoln goes with the nurse to the doctor's room as he takes a seat.)

Nurse: "The doctor will be here momentarily. I'll be here to keep you company until she arrives, hon."

Lincoln: "Thanks, nurse."

Nurse: "I've never seen a boy with white hair before."

Lincoln: "Yeah, I get that a lot. My parents say I got it from my grandpa."

Nurse: "And you're really cute too."

Lincoln: "Thanks." (blushes; chuckles)

(Just then, a white doctor with blonde hair enters the room.)

Doctor: "Good afternoon, Lincoln. I'm Dr. Wilson, and this is my assistant, Nurse Megan."

Lincoln: "Alright. What's up, doc?"

Dr. Wilson: "Just a regular check up. First, we need to see how your body is."

(Dr. Wilson takes her stethoscope and puts it on Lincoln's chest; she hears a few beats from his heart.)

Dr. Wilson: "Heart seems to be in order. Nurse Megan, can you check his blood pressure for me? I have to get some more supplies."

Nurse Megan: "Sure thing."

(Nurse Megan then wraps the arm band, or by medical terms, the sphygmomanometer, on Lincoln's left arm and squeezes the bulb to check his blood pressure.)

Nurse Megan: "Okay, blood pressure is fine."

(Dr. Wilson returns, rolling on a big screen on wheels.)

Dr. Wilson: "OK, time to see what your X-ray looks like…"

(Lincoln stands behind the screen as Dr. Wilson turns it on to show Lincoln's skeleton and organs.)

Dr. Wilson: (gasps) "Oh, my! There seems to be lots of spots inside your body that are coming up as green."

Lincoln: "What? What does that mean?"

Nurse Megan: "It means that you are not well!"

Dr. Wilson: "We will need a sample from you for more analysis on the problem…"

Lincoln: "Well, what kind exactly?"

Dr. Wilson: "We actually need a dose of your sperm to run on some tests…"

Lincoln: "Oh… Okay…"

Dr. Wilson: "We'll give you some privacy so you can get started." (gives him a cup) "Here's a cup for you to fill."

(After Dr. Wilson and Nurse Megan leave, Lincoln sets the cup down on the ground and pulls down his zipper.)

Lincoln: "Green stuff? How could that have happened? Was it something in Lisa's serums?" (sighs) "Guess I won't know for sure until I do this."

(Lincoln closes his eyes and thinks of naked ladies in order to harden. He then strokes his rod firmly in order to ejaculate.)

Lincoln: "Okay, here we go."

(Lincoln continues jerking his log off until his semen shoots into the cup. Once it's full, Lincoln puts away his log and sets the cup on the table.)

Lincoln: (to the door) "I'm finished!"

(Dr. Wilson and Nurse Megan enter the room to see the cup full of Lincoln's sperm.)

Dr. Wilson: "Wow, this will be plenty for research..."

Nurse Megan: "Just wait here while we run some tests…"

(As Lincoln sits on the patient bed, Dr. Wilson goes to analyze his sample while Nurse Megan follows her.)

Lincoln: (in his head) "Green spots in my body? Lisa, you better have an explanation about this."

(Later, Nurse Megan and Dr. Wilson returned to Lincoln.)

Lincoln: "What's the situation?"

Dr. Wilson: "From what the sample research entails, it appears that your green spots are coming from an irregularity in body growth and shrinkage."

Lincoln: "Whoa." (in his head) "So it is the serums!"

Dr. Wilson: "May I ask what you have been doing with yourself to gain this kind of disorder?"

Lincoln: (sighs) "Okay, I'll tell you two everything, and it's pretty shocking…"

TEN MINUTES LATER…

Lincoln: "And that's how the spots are appearing."

Dr. Wilson: My goodness…"

Nurse Megan: "Oh my gosh…"

Lincoln: "I know… I never knew the serums could have this effect on me… As well as my sisters and everyone else who took it."

Dr. Wilson: "Others were exposed to it too?"

Lincoln: "Yes, technically. You see, when we drink the vials, we'll grow up with adult bodies or return to our normal ages. I should really talk to my sister about this."

Nurse Megan: "Hmm… Can you strip down to your underwear? I think we need to examine you up close."

Lincoln: "Wait? Right now?"

Nurse Megan: "Mm-hm…"

(Lincoln slowly takes his clothes off, until he's only in his red briefs.)

Nurse Megan: "Hmm, it appears there's no blotches on the skin. To make sure, you gotta remove your briefs so we can examine your testicles."

(Lincoln sighs, pulling down his underwear to reveal his privates.)

Dr. Wilson: "Hmm… It appears your penis and testicles are of an abnormal size for your age…"

Lincoln: "Yeah, I think you're right… I think they're getting bigger by the day…"

Dr. Wilson: "Wow, to think that a young boy can have this much girth. We need a closer examination."

(Dr. Wilson then pulls out and stretches a huge white curtain in the room to block the bed.)

Lincoln: "What's going on?"

Nurse Megan: "We just need to examine you…"

(Nurse Megan and Dr. Wilson start removing all of their clothes until they're both naked.)

Dr. Wilson: "We will need your member to be at peak condition for proper examination."

(Putting on latex gloves, Nurse Megan grips Lincoln's log while Dr. Wilson grabs the boy's hands and plants them on her breasts.)

Nurse Megan: "We will need to observe your rate of ejaculation first-hand. So I'm going to start stroking now."

(Nurse Megan grips Lincoln's log while he squeezes Dr. Wilson's breasts.)

Lincoln: "It feels more rough with the gloves on."

Nurse Megan: "It'll be a few, Lincoln… Just lemme see your sperm and I'll take them off."

(Nurse Megan jerks Lincoln harder, causing him to ejuculate his sperm from his cock. Removing her gloves, Nurse Megan examines it.)

Nurse Megan: "Whoa. So much…"

Lincoln: "You want to feel it without the gloves?"

(Nurse Megan grips his log and strokes it firmly.)

Nurse Megan: "So warm…"

(Dr. Wilson then gropes on Lincoln's balls.)

Dr. Wilson: "How could a kid have testicles this large?"

(Dr. Wilson then sucks on Lincoln's balls while Nurse Megan sucks on Lincoln's cock.)

Dr. Wilson: "There's also some kind of attraction aura around you, Lincoln."

Lincoln: "An aura?"

Dr. Wilson: "Yes, a deep, invisible aura that drags girls closer to you in the romantic and sexual senses…"

Lincoln: "How'd that even happen?"

Dr. Wilson: "It must be in the vial you guys took."

(Dr. Wilson squeezes Lincoln's balls, causing the boy to grunt and shoot his load into Nurse Megan's throat.)

Lincoln: "I think this aura thing has been going on before the whole serum thing, in hindsight…"

Nurse Megan: "I see." (gets up) "Now give us a taste…"

(Lincoln holds Nurse Megan's butt and licks in her pussy.)

Dr. Wilson: "Nicely handled, Megan… I'll see how Mr. Loud's oral performance goes."

(Dr. Wilson sits on the patient bed, as she watches Lincoln eating out Nurse Megan.)

Nurse Megan: "Ooh… Your tongue's making me melt so much…"

Lincoln: "And you taste so sweet, nurse…"

(Lincoln licks deeper into Nurse Megan's pussy, as she moans in joy.)

Nurse Megan: (fondling her boobs) "Yes, lick me further!"

(Nurse Megan squeals as she cums from her pussy as it goes into Lincoln's mouth.)

Nurse Megan: "Thank you…"

Dr. Wilson: "Now it's time for you to connect your privates to hers."

(Nurse Megan lays on the patient bed, while Lincoln grips his cock and smacks it against her pussy repeatedly. He then sinks himself into her pussy, as she screams. Dr. Wilson goes to Lincoln's face and holds her breasts near his mouth.)

Nurse Megan: "Oh, yes! This feels so good!"

Dr. Wilson: "How often are you participating in activities such as this?"

Lincoln: "A lot, really. Basically every day, 24/7."

Nurse Megan: "Oh, my. Quite the ladies man, aren't you?"

Lincoln: "You're about to find out…"

(Lincoln thrusts inside Nurse Megan's pussy while he sucks on Dr. Wilson's breastmilk.)

Nurse Megan: (squeals) "You're so far in…"

Dr. Wilson: "Wow, you're sucking on them like crazy…"

(Lincoln keeps thrusting into Nurse Megan, as she screams, and squeezes Dr. Wilson's breasts tightly, as she moans. Meanwhile, in the waiting room, Rita is checking her watch to see what time it is.)

Rita: "Wonder what's taking Lincoln so long?"

(Back in the doctor's room, Lincoln continues to have intercourse with both Dr. Wilson and Nurse Megan, to the delight of them both.)

Lincoln: "Oh, yes! How's that cock fucking, Meg?"

Nurse Megan: It's amazing!"

Dr. Wilson: "One more thing, Lincoln. Pull out before you ejaculate…"

(Lincoln, knowing what's gonna happen, pulls out Nurse Megan and shoots his log at her and Dr. Wilson, covering their bodies with semen.)

Dr. Wilson: "Thank you."

Nurse Megan: "I still see some semen still shooting."

(Lincoln inserts his log and shoots his little bit of semen left into Nurse Megan's pussy.)

Dr. Wilson: "You should be careful with how much you pour into ladies' vaginas, hon. Let me check on Nurse Megan here to see any development in her uterus…"

(Dr. Wilson rolls in her x-ray and sees Nurse Megan's stomach. She sees no changes in her uterus as well.)

Dr. Wilson: "Hmm… Fascinating… It appears that your sperm is acting rather sterile, Lincoln."

Lincoln: "Yeah, I do see that often."

(The three get their clothes back on.)

Dr. Wilson: "I'm gonna grab your mother so I can tell her about your problems."

(Dr. Wilson leaves the room to go to the waiting room.)

Rita: "How is he, doc?"

Dr. Wilson: "He's fine. But there's something you and I need to discuss when we see Lincoln's x-rays."

(Dr. Wilson and Rita walk back to the doctor's room. She pulls out two pictures of Lincoln's x-rays, one looking normal and the other with the green spots.)

Rita: "My goodness! What happened?"

Dr. Wilson: "There appears to be irregularities in your son's body development. Constant shrinking and growing appears to be the main cause."

(Knowing this very well, Rits pulls out her phone and dials Lisa's number. At the house, Lisa is looking over at the almost completed pool in the backyard and gets a ringing from her phone.)

Lisa: (answer her phone) "Hello?"

Rita: (over the phone) "LISA!"

Lisa: "Can I help you?"

Rita: "You can help with an explanation!"

Lisa: (winces) "It's about the serums, isn't it?"

Rita: "Yes, and apparently, Lincoln's skeleton is showing green spots everywhere!"

Lisa: "Huh, but I updated the serums! How could they have another defect?!"

Rita: "I dunno, but you better fix this one too, or your ass is grounded!"

Lisa: (sighs) "Very well, maternal unit… I'll see what I can do."

Rita: "You better." (hangs up) "Thank you, Nurse Megan and Dr. Wilson."

Nurse Megan: "You're welcome. If anything else comes up, you can schedule another appointment."

(Rita and Lincoln exit the hospital as they drive back to the Loud House.)

Rita: (sighs) "Wish your father and I could've looked closer into those aging serums much sooner… Who knows what might've happened to you, sweetie… Or your sisters or anyone else who's taken it."

Lincoln: "Sorry, Mom…" (looks down)

Rita: "No need to say sorry, it wasn't your fault. Lisa may consider herself a genius, but she still needs someone to see the angles that she can't…"

Lincoln: "Agreed…"

Rita: "What are you gonna do now?"

Lincoln: "I think I'll just have a little talk with Luan..."

(Lincoln goes to Luan's door and bangs on it.)

Luan: "Who's there?"

Lincoln: "It's your brother! Open up!"

(Luan opens the door, as Lincoln comes into the room.)

Luan: "How was the doctor's, doc?"

Lincoln: "It was fine. Now that I'm back, there's some things I wanna set straight with you."

Luan: "Go on…"

Lincoln: "First off, you took my phone and scheduled a date with my five gym dames, and now you put my information on some damn dating site! What were you thinking?! Have you no respect for my privacy?!"

Luan: "Hey, I respect your privacy! Just helping my precious little brother with scoring some rockin' tail." (pinches Lincoln's cheek)

Lincoln: (growls) "Well, it's getting annoying and I need you to stop."

Luan: "About the dating site… Candy sent you a message…"

Lincoln: "What did you do now?!"

(Luan pulls out Lincoln's laptop and shows him the message wall on the dating site.)

Lincoln: (reads the message) "Lincoln, I saw your profile, and you look so hot. I totally want to have some fun with you at your place Thursday night." (to Luan) "Sis, why?!"

Luan: "So, will it be yay or nay for Candy?"

Lincoln: (sighs) "If Lisa fixes the problem with the serums before then, it's a yay."

(Luan types yes to Candy, who types a thumbs up emoji soon after.)

Lincoln: "And another thing, sis, you've got a problem with touching my stuff without permission!"

Luan: "Cut the crap, I'm sorry, okay?! Quit being mean and just be thankful I got you any dates! You're always acting so hot-headed!"

Lincoln: "I'm mean and hot-headed?! What about all that stuff we've talked out?! You fought me after I insulted you and took your bikini, and all you do is annoy people with your pranks!"

Luan: "Well, excuse me for trying to liven things up for sticks in the mud like you! All you do is show that dick off to women and mess their bootyholes and snatches up!"

Lincoln: (outraged) "I'm a stick in the mud?! What about you, Miss Luan Love to Get Naked at Dairyland Loud?!, Huh?! All you do is prank the shit outta us, you unfunny bitchy whore of a clown!"

Luan: (livid) "If you wanna be like that, then get out of my room! Now!"

(Lincoln, miffed, takes his laptop as he leaves the room. Luan then sighs heavily as she runs up to Lincoln, who's about to head to his room.)

Luan: "Linky, wait. I'm really sorry. I didn't mean to invade your privacy like that. I just want you to have a fun time. I'll stop and tell you about the dates next time."

Lincoln: (sighs) "Okay, fine. I'm sorry that I yelled at you. I was just so angry that you kept invading my privacy and setting me up with dates without my consent."

Luan: "If it makes you wanna feel better, do you wanna stay in the living room for the night, get naked, order takeout, and do some Netflix and Chill together?"

Lincoln: "Sure, I'd like that." (smiles lightly)

Lisa: "Lincoln, Lincoln!"

(Lisa rushes up to them.)

Lisa: "I've fixed the problem to the serums! It was a tiny defect, but I found and cured it!"

Lincoln: "That fast? Nice job."

Luan: "What was wrong with them?"

Lisa: "Apparently, while Lincoln was at the doctor's, they found green spots in his bones due to the effects of the serum. So I fixed it so no trace of spots could be found in our bodies."

Lincoln: "Thank god."

Lisa: "Oh, and come with me to the backyard. You too, Luan."

(Luan and Lincoln follow Lisa downstairs to the backyard as Lincoln's mouth drops to the grass.)

Lincoln: "Whoa…"

(Lincoln sees a huge below ground pool with a hot tub and jacuzzi next to each other. In fact, they're connected towards each side.)

Lisa: "Your thoughts, siblings?"

Lincoln: "This is amazing!"

Luan: "Yeah, I can't wait to host pool parties with this puppy!" (squeals) "This summer's gonna be awesome!"

Lisa: "All that's required is the H2O inside the containment units…"

Lincoln: "So it just needs water?"

Lisa: "Precisely."

(Lisa goes to grab the garden hose and turns it on, pointing the nozzle into the main pool.)

Lisa: "This is gonna take a while…"

Luan: "While she's doing that, let's head inside."

(Luan takes Lincoln into the house.)

LATER THAT NIGHT…

(After dinner, Lincoln is stretching as he goes to Lisa's room to grab an aging serum. He removes his clothes as he takes the vial, turning him to his adult form.)

Lincoln: "Alright. Now to get downstairs."

(Lincoln goes downstairs to the living room to find everything set up, Netflix is already on the TV and snacks and drinks are on the coffee table.)

Lincoln: "Wow, she kept her word."

(Then a knock on the door is heard, Adult Luan, in her bathrobe, walks downstairs with a wallet in hand. She opens the door to find a pizza man holding two large pizzas.)

Pizza Man: "Okay, I got two large cheese pizzas for a Luan Loud."

Luan: (chuckles) "That's me." (pays the pizza man) "Have a nice day."

(Luan takes the pizzas as she closes the door. After turning the lights off, Luan sets the pizzas down on the coffee table and undoes her bathrobe, revealing her bare physique. She lays it down on the arm of the couch, then sits on the couch and spreads her legs apart.)

Luan: (sighs) "It's nice to get cool during the summer. None of that hot clothing keeping you down…"

Lincoln: "I know…"

(Lincoln sits on the left of the couch next to Luan, as he slides his fingers into her pussy and rubs them around to make her wet.)

Luan: "Fuck yeah… That feels so good, Linc…"

(Luan gropes Lincoln's log and jerks him off, getting him erect to the fullest. She also gropes his balls and moves them around.)

Lincoln: "Now we're fully erect, what do you want to fuck to on Netflix?"

Luan: "You just took the words out of my mouth. Let's watch The Office."

(Luan cuddles with Lincoln as they each eat a slice of pizza and begins watching The Office.)

Luan: "I remember watching this show. It's so funny."

Lincoln: "I saw a few episodes a while back. It's pretty good."

(Lincoln picks Luan up by her legs and lowers her onto his lap, easing his cock into her pussy.)

Luan: "Ah… Way better spot on the couch…" (gyrates her hips)

(Lincoln pounds Luan as the two are watching The Office together. Luan turns her head around and kisses Lincoln.)

Luan: "This feels great… Your hot dog inside my warm bun… Plus, two warm chestnuts underneath..."

Lincoln: "With two giant melons that carry warm milk…" (gropes Luan's breasts)

(Luan giggles at Lincoln's friskiness with her, as she grabs two more pizza slices. She holds one slice up to Lincoln's face, letting him take a bite from it, then she eats her slice.)

Lincoln: "This pizza's good. Where'd you order it?"

Luan: "Papa John's."

Lincoln: "I'll say, they're amazing."

(Luan grabs a soda and holds it up to Lincoln for he can take a sip.)

Lincoln: "So, any plans for the summer, sis?"

Luan: "Hmm… Spending as much time as I can with a handsome stud with hair as white as snow…"

Lincoln: (touched) "Aw…"

Luan: "I might do some performances at some comedy clubs on the side…"

Lincoln: "That's pretty cool…"

(Luan gets off of Lincoln and lays on the sofa on her back with her mouth open.)

Lincoln: "What are you doing?"

Luan: "Come over here and give me my dose of white protein, big boy…"

(Lincoln smiles as he squats above Luan's face and guides his cock into her mouth. He lies on top of her, thrusting his cock down her throat, and partakes of her moist cooch.)

Lincoln: "This is some real nice dessert you got here, Luan…"

Luan: (muffled) "And your protein is so delicious…"

(Lincoln sticks his tongue into Luan's pussy as she screams in delight, while Lincoln's cock is still inside her throat.)

Lincoln: "Aw yeah… Your throat's such a good cock sleeve…"

(Luan gives Lincoln a thumbs up, but she begins to gag on it.)

Lincoln: "Oh, am I too deep?"

(Lincoln begins to pull out of Luan's mouth, but she pulls on his hips to keep him down.)

Luan: (muffled) "I can handle it."

Lincoln: "Huh, alright."

(Lincoln then penetrates Luan's vagina and anus with his index and middle fingers, making her legs fidget around in excitement.)

Luan: (muffled) "Yes, finger me!"

(Luan then sucks on Lincoln's balls alongside his massive meter as she pulls on Lincoln's nipples. He squirts his fluid down Luan's entire throat as she squirts from her pussy.)

Lincoln: (rubs Luan's tummy) "Did you enjoy your meal, sis?"

Luan: "I sure did, bro. I sure did."

(Luan grabs Lincoln's face and shoves it into her breasts as she mounts his log with her pussy again.)

Luan: "You just lay your head there and relax, and I'll do all the work…"

(Luan rides Lincoln's log as her sweaty, warm breasts begin to hit Lincoln's face left and right.)

Luan: "You like big boobies, don't you?"

Lincoln: "Yeah. And I love me some bubble butt too." (grips Luan's buttocks)

(Lncoln's smacks Luan's butt like conga drums, causing her to squeal and giggle amidst her fucking.)

Luan: "So tell me, what else was up with the doc?"

Lincoln: "Just a normal check up, that's all. Oh, who am I kidding? I also gave them the Lincoln log treatment."

Luan: "Dang, with doctors too? What's next, the cops?"

Lincoln: "Be quiet." (blushes)

(With that, Luan locks lips and tongues with Lincoln as they ramp up their sex action.)

Luan: "Oh, yeah! Stick your tongue down my throat!"

(Lincoln has Luan lie against the couch's right arm, as he lifts her legs up and plunges his cock into her asshole.)

Luan: Yes, squirt in my butt too!"

(Lincoln turns Luan over onto her tummy, and hugs her by the neck whilst giving her great anal.)

Luan: "Oh, yeah! Pound my booty hard!"

(Lincoln turns Luan's head and tongue kisses her older sister, going deeper into her asshole.)

Lincoln: "Oh, Lu-lu! I love you!"

Luan: "I love you too, Linky!"

(Lincoln cums into Luan's asshole as she screams. Luan then squeezes Lincoln's buttcheeks, causing him to moan.)

Lincoln: "That was amazing…"

Luan: (panting) "You said it…" (looks at TV) "Oh, look. We're up to the last few episodes in season 1."

Lincoln: "Sweet."

(Luan hands Lincoln another slice of pizza while she is eating some chips.)

Lincoln: "You know, I love spending time with you, Lu-lu..."

Luan: "Knew you'd come around, Linc…"

Lincoln: "I admit, that Candy woman looks hot, sis. I can't wait to see how she is."

Luan: "Haha, nice! Look at you!"

Lincoln: "Yeah, yeah."

(The two continue to watch The Office until they've reached the final episode of the ninth season, and by extension, the series finale.)

Lincoln: "At the final episode. You know what time it is?"

Luan: "Yep. Time to get a refill on Loud-brand cream…"

(Luan lies next to Lincoln, licking up and down his cock.)

Lincoln: (moans) "And I mean the actual time."

Luan: (checks her phone) "It's 11:45."

(Luan then envelops Lincoln's whole cock into her mouth, as he moans. She lays her body on top of Lincoln's, letting him lick her wet pussy.)

Luan: "Oh, yes. Lick my delicious hive…"

(Lincoln stands up, holding onto Luan's thighs to support her, as he grips her buttcheeks and gives her some anal attention with his tongue.)

Luan: "Oh, yes. Lick my long tunnel."

(Lincoln goes deeper into Luan's asshole, who sucks his log more.)

Lincoln: "Oh, yes! Suck on that dick!"

(Luan then grips Lincoln's balls, which makes him cum down her throat. She then squirts into Lincoln's mouth as she fans herself.)

Luan: "Phew. It's getting hot again."

Lincoln: "Yeah, I'm getting sweaty."

Luan: "Why don't we snuggle together here for the night?"

Lincoln: "Sure thing, sis."

(Lincoln gets a blanket from upstairs as he puts it on the couch. He lies in the blanket with Luan next to her as she gives him a kiss.)

Luan: "Good night, Linky…"

Lincoln: "Good night, Lu-lu…"

(The two then fell asleep in each other's arms for the night.)