Class 1-A

I Eat (B)ass- Izuku Midoriya

Bomberman - Katsuki Bakugo

Sonic - Tenya Iida

Ninja Mina - Mina Ashido

Eat My (B)ass - Kyoka Jiro

Froppy - Tsuyu Asui

Tentacle Hentai - Mezo Shoji

Thermostat - Shoto Todoroki

Discount Sue Storm - Toru Hagakure

Wayne - Hanta Sero

Garth - Denki Kaminari

Knuckles - Eijiro Kirishima

French Fry - Yuga Aoyama

Tails - Mashirao Ojiro

Deus Ex Machina - Momo Yaoyorozu

Anti-Grav - Ochaco Uraraka

Ultra Furry - Koji Koda

Sugar Daddy - Rikido Sato

Tsukuyomi - Fumikage Tokoyami

Purple Haze - Hitoshi Shinso

Class 1-B

Battle Fist - Itsuka Kendo

Reptar - Setsuna Tokage

Poison Ivy - Ibara Shiozaki

My Little Pony - Pony Tsunotori

Literal Iron Man - Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu

Big Three

Swole Vault Boy - Mirio Togata

CutieDevil - Nejire Hado

Support

MeiDay Parade - Mei Hatsume

Civilians

Lesser Jedi - Inko Midoriya

Drunk Dragon - Hisashi Midoriya

UA Staff

Cryptic - Nezu

Offbrand Batman - Eraserhead

Banshee - Present Mic

Dr. Sleep - Midnight

White Mage - Recovery Girl

Eli - Vlad King

All Might - All Might

6:00 pm on a Saturday

Slip of the Tongue

Drunk Dragon: I was a bit out of it for the last few days so I need to ask, why does my son and his girlfriend's usernames involve eating ass?

Garth: Just some wordplay.

I Eat (B)ass: Where even were you last week?

Drunk Dragon: I was getting my DNA read and seeing how many siblings and relatives I have.

I Eat (B)ass: How many are there?

Drunk Dragon: There are about 900 of us now.

Eat My (B)ass: HOW?

Drunk Dragon: My father has been fucking around the world for about 60 years and some of his kids are old enough to have not only there own children but grandchildren also.

Thermostat: How old is he?

Drunk Dragon: He's about 75 years old.

Wayne: Mad respect for that man.

Drunk Dragon has changed Wayne's username to Phil Swift's Lovechild

Garth: Nice. For both the successful name change and the 75 year old man fucking.

Drunk Dragon has changed Garth's username to Surprised Pichu

Drunk Dragon: As I was saying. It turns out that I have a niece and a cousin at UA.

I Eat (B)ass: Who?

Drunk Dragon: My niece is someone named Setsuna Tokage and the cousin is someone named Ibara Shiozaki.

Poison Ivy: What the…

Reptar: Kentucky fried fuck?

Drunk Dragon: That's the same thing I said when I found out.

I Eat (B)ass: I say that everytime I see something whitetrash.

Eat My (B)ass: Or everytime Mineta tries to start something.

Ninja Mina: He still does that?

I Eat (B)ass: He does but it mostly fails. It's like a cartoon version of any politician.

Smokey: What up bitches.

I Eat (B)ass: I have several questions.

Eat My (B)ass: Why weren't you kicked out?

Smokey: I don't need to take that from some non tit having slut and her ass slave.

Surprised Pichu: The fuck did that come from?

Smokey: I was able to get video evidence of your tranny slut fucking that green haired bastard in the ass.

I Eat (B)ass: Hold up a minute. I know for a fact that Kyoka is not transgender and she does have tits.

Eat My (B)ass: Also we haven't done any sort of anal penatration.

Smokey: So he's cheating on you then.

I Eat (B)ass: Why would I cheat on Kyoka?

Smokey: Cause she's flatter than a sheet of paper. Seriously, why are you even with her?

Deus Ex MAchina: And like that she has dropped her phone and took of running to her room in tears.

Anti-Grav: And Deku is chasing after her.

Smokey: Pathetic.

Drunk Dragon: You little shit.

Smokey: What are you gonna lecture me now? A former gang member and bartender.

Drunk Dragon: I've seen many people like you in my life. The spoiled rich kid whose parents get him whatever he wants and doesn't appreciate it.

Smokey: So what?

Drunk Dragon: Let me finish. You think you're entitled to whatever you want, whether it's a new toy or a position of power or the chance to be the best.

Smokey: What are you getting at?

Drunk Dragon: You are not entitled to anything. You think you're great when you're just as pathetic as the guy who cleans toilets or the person who cleans the sets for porno movies.

Smokey: Like you, the former gang member or that overdeveloped cumshot you call a son has any room to speak. I meanwhile have a group of people behind me.

Drunk Dragon: I heard about your ties to the League of Villains. When's the last time they've contacted you?

Smokey: Before the attempt on your son's life, why do you ask?

Drunk Dragon: Are you to dumb that you can't see what that means? As soon as you got caught they dropped all ties to you and moved on.

Smokey: What are you implying?

Drunk Dragon: Your disposable Monoma. You outlasted your usefulness so they cast you aside at the first chance they got.

Smokey has been banned from the chat by Sonic

Drunk Dragon: How are they doing?

Bomberman: We don't know.

Purple Haze: He told us not to disturb them.

_Izuku's POV_

"Kyoka, please open the door." Izuku said from the hallway.

"Go away!" Kyoka said while crying in her room.

"Kyoka please." Izuku replied.

"Just leave me alone." Kyoka responded.

"I'm not leaving until you're better." Izuku said to the girl.

"Why do you even care? You could get any girl you want." Kyoka replied.

"Is that what this is about?" Izuku began, "I don't want to be with anyone else, I want to be with you."

"You're just saying that to make me feel better." Kyoka replied.

"Trust me, I'm not just saying it. If anything you're the one who could do better." Izuku replied.

"What are you talking about?" Jiro asked.

"It's complicated." Izuku began while sitting with his back on the door," you remember how I said I was a late bloomer?"

"What does this have to do with anything?" Kyoka asked.

"I wasn't actually a late bloomer." Izuku replied.

"What are you getting at?" Kyoka asked.

"I was quirkless. The quirk I use is called One for All and it was given to me by All Might." Izuku explained.

"Why are you telling me this?" Kyoka asked in shock.

"It was to prove something to you." Izuku began, "Besides, it's only fair that I tell the person I want to spend my life with about the source of my power."

"Is that true?" Kyoka asked.

"Every word." Izuku said before the door opening behind him caused him to land on the floor.

"Thank you." Kyoka said with tears in her eyes but a smile on her face.

"We should get back to everyone." Izuku said from the floor.

"Or we could stay up here for a while." Kyoka suggested.

"That sounds better." Izuku replied while bracing himself into a sitting position.

_Groupchat_

9:00 pm on a Saturday

I Eat (B)ass: Did I miss anything?

Phil Swift's Lovechild: Your dad gave Monoma the reason you suck speech and we found the video Monoma was referring to and were able to easily tell from the guy's lack of scars and the fact he had no Pikachu tattoo was a dead giveaway it wasn't you and were positive that Jiro doesn't have any nipple piercings.

Eat My (B)ass: I don't but I did get a tattoo on my shoulder of a set of green and purple music notes.

Froopy: Clever.

I Eat (B)ass: So what happened to Monoma.

Anti-Grav: Iida banned him and Aizawa and Present Mic went to…

Thermostat: They said they were going to beat a lesson into Monoma

Eat My (B)ass: Good.

Authors Note: Chapter 45 answers: I wanted to use I Eat Ass because of a recent episode of Weekly Weird News where they were talking about Microsoft using people's social media posts to code AI and one of their examples was an AI saying the phrase I Love Eating Ass to someones three year old daughter, the clinical terms for sex acts do sound fun to say, Jungle Bridge and the description f where it's located is from Trailer Park Boys, The 120 Days of Sodom and the information about it's author Donatien Alphonse François de Sade and the story behind it is from my college literature final project (My professor gave me the number for a therapist after that semester ended) and the stuff about giraffes is from The Jim Jeffries Show. I wanted to include a POV scene as a test run.

As Always

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