Ethan sighs in relief as he is finally out of that Dwarve's Clutches. He just wanted to sell the enchanted Weapons he's made up dammit!
"Thank god." he groans.
He then holds up his sack of money and Grins maliciously. "But now I have enough money to go buy a Good place to stay. Oh money how I missed you." Ethan states whilst cuddling the bag of money to his face.
"Hey!" Kazuma shouts. "Huh?" Ethan asks. He turns to see Kazuma Waving whilst carrying Megumin. She and Aqua were for some reason covered in slime.
"Oh Kazuma. Uhm, What the fuck is this?" Ethan asks.
"These two got swallowed by Giant Toads." "I see. What do you need?" Ethan asks. "Well I was gonna ditch this girl from our party when I realized she can only use one spell and refuses to use any other spells. But then I thought. 'Hey, Why not let Ethan convince this girl? He is usually pretty good at winning arguments.'" Kazuma explains.
"As if you'll ever convince me to relinquish my use of Explosion magic! I'll never stop using it. All other spells are utter trash compared to Explosion!" Megumin yells.
"Oh really. Because I know a guy who makes much bigger and quite frankly even better explosions from just igniting sweat from his hands little girl." Ethan says with an evil smile.
Megumin stared at him, Her face shadowed over. "What did you just say?" She growls. Ethan Chuckles.
"Go ahead and Leave her to me bro. I'll Have her convinced by the end of the day." Ethan says.
"Got it." Kazuma says. He Puts Megumin down who was about ready to murder Ethan. "Take that back..." She growls.
"Nah. Because I'm right. All he did was use the spell grease to create a Highly volatile substance and then ignite it with tinder to create the most epic explosions ever. He calls the real explosion spell child's play." Ethan Bullshits.
"You... YOU LIAR! LIES AND SLANDER! THERE IS NO WAY TO EVEN ACHEIVE SUCH A FEAT WITH PATHETIC SPELLS LIKE THAT!" Megumin yells.
"Oh yeah? Wanna bet?" Ethan asks. 'Hook, line...' "YEAH! I'll prove to that asshole that explosion is better you hear me!" She yells. "Alright then. Then let's prove it by refining it." Ethan says.
"What?" She asks. "Let's refine it to where you only need a single point of your Mana to make a castle burn to ashes. Using every spell, any knowledge, and my enchants to cheat a little bit to make the ultimate explosion. By then. You can confidently say that your explosions are better than his weak ass Explosions. So what do you say?" Ethan asks. "YES! I'LL DO IT!" Megumin shouts happy at the thought of constantly throwing explosions.
Meanwhile Bakugo felt challenged back in his world.
'And sinker. Too easy.' Ethan thought. "Alright then. Meet me at the forest tomorrow. For now. I want you to not use explosion for the duration as you'll need your Mana full for what I have in store for you Zygote. I'm Gonna enjoy training you." Ethan says. Then recoils at the smell. "Ugh, and take a Long bath please." He demands.
"Yeah! I got it!" Megumin says as she runs off to go clean up.
Ethan Laughs. "Ah, Man is reverse psychology fun." He remarks.
He then Groans in disgust at his slimy hand. "Ewe." He complains.
(Later)
He Sat at the table to order some food as his wife sits beside him. "So how did things go for you?" Izumi asks. Rubbing his Arm.
"I got a Decent amount of money and managed to escape the dwarf over there. Oh and I got a New student to teach. Remember that Girl in red that wants to join Kazuma's Party?" Ethan explains.
"Her?" Izumi asks. "One and the same. And all it took was to mention Bakugo." Ethan snickered. Izumi slaps his arm. "Enough with him. He's Got enough trouble with that Toga Fiasco you stirred up. Honestly." Izumi sighs in exasperation. "Ah its all in good fun." He waves off.
"Hey Papa." Eri asks. "Yes Eri?" Ethan asks. "What is a Lolicon?" She asks. Ethan flinched at that. Crushing his cup in his grip.
"W-w-w-w-were did y-y-you learn that sweetie?" Izumi stutters.
"Miss Aqua was Calling Uncle Kazuma that." Eri says.
Aqua flinches when Ethan Rotates his head till it faces her. It was split off and turned to make him like an Owl. "Is that so? Seems Aqua be talking within yeeting distance then." He says.
This be fun to write.
