WE WERE IN A TAXI IN DIRECTION OF WHITMORE COLLEGE. I had done a locator spell and we had found out that Oliva, Lucas, and Josette were all at with more which made our task way easier. Klaus kept sending me texts, asking me to be careful, he was so worried which was cute and annoying at the same time.
Kai was making fun of him calling him clingy, which he kind of was. Besides I knew he kind of felt lonely since his siblings were mad at him. But I think Freya and him were starting to bond, which wouldn't be unusual considering they were both alike.
"You have ever worn skinny jeans? Agh. It seems wrong. I'm all bunched up. Also, why are jeans so tight when phones are so big?" my brother asks the taxi driver as he was struggling to get his phone out of his pocket.
"I don't know what to tell you, pal." answers the driver uninterested by Kai rambling.
"Because people like to make things more difficult, so annoying. Like look at my bag" I complain to Kai showing him my little bag. "this cost a fortune, well I didn't really buy it since I compelled Amanda, a pretty seller who certainly lost her job because of me. But anyway it's so small, I can hardly fit anything in there. I barely have the place to fit my pocket knife, you know they are freaks everywhere gotta be able to defend yourself" I joke because I certainly didn't need a knife now that I was a vamp-witch.
"Then why didn't you get a bigger bag?" asks my brother confused.
"Because look at it, it's freaking pretty," I said in a matter of fact.
"I never understand women, like they are so weird" complains Kai. "Why would you take a bag that is too small just because it pretty. It doesn't make any sense. Besides, they always send mixed signals, one time they don't like you because you too sociopathic the next they kiss out of the blue, not that I'm complaining but it's freaking confusing especially if-"
I cut him off perplexed as to who he could be taking. He just got out of the prison world and with all this Daliah business I hadn't seen him with anybody. I mean I know he was always flirting with Rebekah but she constantly rejected him, and she had her thing for Marcel I think. I mean I was glad for him, but I had to know who she was to check if she was worthy of my brother, and I had high standards. "Wait who are you talking about?"
Kai's eyes widen realizing he said too much, this was supposed to stay a secret and he promised he wouldn't tell anyone especially his sister. So he ignores her and says instead changing the subject "Oh, God. I'm that guy, right? That guy that won't shut up. Oh, I hate that guy. I just sat next to that guy on the plane. He was the worst."
Kai approaches the driver putting his hands on the seats "Hey. Speaking of planes, have you flown recently? Because what's with the whole liquid situation and the stripping before you go through security thing? It's weird." he says genuinely repulsed.
"They're worried about terrorists." informs the driver still as uninterested as before.
"When are we there?" I complain not interested in some silly terrorist.
"We are almost here" announces the driver.
Kai gets back again in his seat and smirks making me smile to see my brother so cheerful "Ok. Well, I'm sorry, but the real terrorists are some of those people taking off their shoes. I know I'm chatty. Sorry. I've just been in prison for a while. Not like a regular prison, you know, more like a..."
"Definitely not a normal prison" I complain "more like hell "
"All right. We're here." said the driver as he pulls to a stop.
"Totally" Kai agrees with me "Special kind of..."
The driver cuts him off "That will be 30."
Kai starts struggling to get money out of his pocket, making me giggle.
"All right. Jeans. Uh, will you take this? " he said handing the driver a 10 dollars bill. "Hang on. Hang on. I got it. Oh. Hey. Gum. Nice." he takes the gum and eats while trowing the paper out of the window.
I punch his harm and scold him playfully "Do you think about the poor defenseless planet dumbass? If I'm going to live forever we gotta help fight against global warming."
Kai laughs and puts his hand up in surrender "Alright, Alright sissie no more throwing papers on the ground. It a shame I like playing the bad guy and my reputation of a sociopath-"
"Come on, buddy. I don't have all day. Let's go." the driver cuts him off irritated.
"I got it. Hold on. Huh. Well... I guess this will do." says Kai as he was taking what he had in his pocket but he realized he doesn't have enough money.
Kai pulls a pair of earbuds out of his pocket and suddenly uses them to choke the driver from behind. The man struggles for a bit, and I push Kai out of him.
Kai rolls his eyes annoyed by my interruption "Don't tell me you got boring after popping out your kiddos"
The man tries to leave but I grab him by the throat preventing him from leaving. The man suffocates in my grip.
"So you wanted to do the job yourself that so unfair I wanted to kill him" pouts my brother annoyed.
I smirk "Actually you were going to ruin a good lunch. I didn't eat from the vein in a while, and I'm quite famished so he will do"
Kai grins as he watches me sinking my fangs in the driver's neck. I drink him dry from him to the point of death while he struggles. When I finish I look at the dead body "hum not bad but I had better"
We leave the body in plain evidence, not caring if anyone saw it.
Kai and I go both to Withmore bar, I had compelled a few students and one of them told me Olivia, who called herself Liv was working there. We both woke up at the bar while Olivia was cleaning some bottles, she looks up to us and asks "How can I help you?"
We both look at her waiting for her to recognize us she but doesn't. Either she didn't like looking at old family pictures, either dad burned them all and made her forget about her which would make sense. He hated us and was finally free of his abominations of children, so he acted as if we never existed. Even if I hated him it hurt a lot.
"Two Zima, please," says Kai.
"Hilarious." Liv chuckles. Kai says nothing furrows his eyebrows at her, wondering if she will find out who he is.
"Are you going to order something or just gonna stare?" she asks looking at him strangely.
"Ok. Uh, how about a soda..." Kai reads her name tag "... Liv?" then he turns his head to me "What about you sissie? A soda?"
"Sure, but nothing sparkling. So no coke, or that disgusting Fanta thingy. No lemonade neither, that thing is disgusting. Maybe the tea." I groan annoyed "ugh I can remember the name of the brand lippy or and lipston, something like that"
"I think you mean Lipton," says Liv annoyed by the two siblings. I've remarked that she had an attitude, at least one of the twins had some real Parker spirit. I wonder how little Lucas is.
"Yes, Lipton. One Lipton gold locks" I tell her before she leaves to make our drinks, rolling her eyes at the nickname I gave her. I used to call her that when she was younger, but I guess dad really erased us from their memories. It kinda sucks that my own sister doesn't recognize me, but well soon she will find out who we are.
"Heh. Liv. Ironic. Don't you think?" ask me Kai grinning evil.
I laugh humorously "I can't wait for her to realize who we are, it's going to be fucking priceless"
We have been there for a while, and I was getting bored but sometimes you gotta play the long game to win. That something my brother and Klaus taught me. They both may be impatient, but when it necessary they know when to wait for the perfect opportunity. Kai was playing on his phone, catching up with Liv who was more and more irritated each time he spoke to her.
I was too on my cell phone responding to Klaus who didn't know how to calm Kolina, without her stuffed wolf which Hayley had lost in the bayou when she took my daughter. Kolina could be even worse than her sister when it comes to crying when she didn't have her toy. I told him to put the twins together in bed and let them cry, it worked as the last solution when one of the twins really didn't want to sleep. But he thought it barbaric to let his daughter cry without comforting her. So I told him to compel someone to find her toy on the bayou. Kai goes closer to me, so he could see my phone.
"Keneth still harassing you? God that guy is so clingy" tells my brother when he notices I was responding to another of Klaus's messages.
I chuckle "He's obsessed with me and I don't blame him, I'm kinda amazing"
"I don't like him, you should break up with him" suggest Kai, while he struggles to put the straw on his drink in his mouth, making him look ridiculous.
It wasn't the first time he said something like that to me, but I don't blame him he felt a little left out. Even if I try to include him a lot, he still didn't felt like the Mikealson were our family unlike I did. But with time he will, if someone would get along with me and my sociopathic brother, it would be the deadly Mikealsons.
I laugh "Not gonna happen I love nick, sorry Kai. Maybe we should get you a girlfriend"
Kai groans annoyed, his love life always has been almost inexistent. He had a few one-night stands and a sex friend once, but he never had a girlfriend. "There was someone, actually two very hot girls but they both rejected me," he says disappointed, but then he grins "But I'm gonna make her love me, you'll see. She gonna fall head over heels for me. She won't be able to resist me"
"Sure" Elizabeth chuckled, she loved her brother but he sucked at flirting. But he was adorable and funny, so maybe he could charm a woman with that.
"You on Twitter?" asks Kai to Liv "Ah. I just signed up. You should follow me. Cobrakai1972. Come on. Like "Karate Kid"?"
"Come on you don't know karate kid? I literally learned karate because of this movie" I said in disbelief, what was with this generation and not knowing the classics? It was disappointing.
Kai nods in agreement "Yeah she was walking around the house in a pink kimono, kicking our sibling's asses it was adorable. Dad hated it." he laughed humorously "Did you know you can follow celebrities? Heh. They all Twitter the stupidest things. It's--it's hilarious." he says chuckling looking at his phone.
"You should follow the Kardashian's that family is dumb as fuck." I tell him "Kim would you stop taking pictures of yourself your sister going to jail!" I say in a high-pitched voice while Kai looks at her confused not knowing who she was talking about.
"Hey, I've to be got another one. Kim is crazy. There's no way I'm gonna pump some breast milk to feed her little kitty" I continue and laugh at my own joke "Oh come on" I say when I realize neither Liv nor Kai are laughing, Liv is irritated not finding me funny but Kai is more confused. "Oh right," I realize "After our family business we're going to binge-watch living with the Kardashians. You're going to love it"
"It's kind of dead. I think I'm gonna close up." says liv wanting to go home, she had enough of those siblings and their annoying jokes. They had been sitting here, for a while anyway.
"Oh. Hang on, hang on. I'm gonna get a real drink. No bourbon. I'm secure enough in my masculinity. Vodka's boring, rum's too tropical." Kai said looking upon the bottles behind Liv "Ooh. Tequila. You do not want to see me on Tequila. What about gin? Is that weird?" he asks.
"Yeah it's weird, Gin is disgusting," I tell him with a grimace.
"Not if you're a 50-year-old, but seeing as you look 19, I'm gonna need to see some I.D."
"Oh and I'll have some bloody Mary," I say accentuating the bloody making Kai chuckle.
"I'm also gonna need some ID," she says making me groan. This already happened to me last time I was in Mystic grill, the night I had meet Klaus.
"I don't know what's up with the servers in Virginia, Matty last time didn't want to serve me without ID which was soon annoying I wanted to rip his beautiful blue eyes"
"Are you talking about Matt Donovan?" asks Olivia curiously.
"Oh, you know little Matty. Wonderful does that mean we can get our drink?" I ask suddenly excited. Maybe he could be of some use after all.
Liv shakes her head "No I will still need some ID"
Apparently no, Matt donavan was still useless.
"Oh. Of course. Of course." says Kai as he was trying to get his ID from his pocket. I was sure he took it to do something like that, go to a bar and show that he was way older than he looked like. I didn't get mine, thinking it would be useless after 16 years however I regretted it now.
He hands the ID card to Liv who reads it smiling while Kai smirks "1972. Nice try."
Liv gives Kai his ID card back, but he shows it to her again "No. True story, but that's not the most interesting thing on that I.D. Here. Look again. Name, address..." said Kai as Liv was looking at the ID card once again.
Her eyes widen when she read Kai's name "Malachai Parker. Oh, my God." Liv starts to try to get away, but Kai restrains her with magic, making her yell in pain from the siphoning.
"Oh and don't forget your older sissy, Elizabeth. Long time no see blonde locks." I tell her smirking
"Last time I saw you...I was trying to kill you. Why don't we pick up where we left off?" says Kai as he was siphoning her.
"I don't think so" Liv stabs him with something and runs toward the door, but I lock it with magic while Kai yells in pain because of his injury.
"That the Parker spirit, I was afraid you would be boring," I tell her grinning.
"Life is so much easier with magic," mutters Kai as he was locking every door Liv runs to with magic. He removes the knife in his harm not bothered that much by the pain, he died so many times this was nothing.
"Feels kind of like cheating," says Kai.
"But why play by the rules when you can cheat, especially since it's more fun," I said as Kai was walking towards her. I made myself a drink while she was running from Kai.
"I'm sad you didn't recognize me. That means dad erased all trace of my existence-- family pictures, movies, little handprint turkey I made." continued Kai while I was sipping on my drink.
"The beautiful drawings I made him when I was five. What a dick."
Liv runs up the stairs, Kai and I follow her grinning.
"You two stay the hell away from me." warns liv as she magicks some tables toward us, Kai laugh while I roll my eyes.
"I take what I said back, you suck especially at hiding"
Kai laughs in agreement "You were always so bad at hide-and-seek. I mean, you were 4, but still, find a better hiding spot." Kai magicks the tables out of the way, Liv gasp in fear as Kai approaches her but suddenly Tyler appears and shoves Kai over the balcony edge.
"Kai" I yell worried, but I can hear him breathing and can't smell any blood coming from him telling me he okay, just knocked out by the fall.
"I think she did just fine," says Tyler looking at Kai's unconscious body. He turns to Liv "Let's get out of here."
"Not so fast mutt," I tell them. Tyler looks at me surprised, not expecting to see me after so long or even expecting to see me at all. He puts himself in front of Liv protectively making me roll my eyes as if he could do anything to me "Tyler Lockwood, still trying to kill babies?"
"What the hell are you doing here?" he asks warily while Liv looks confused as to why Tyler knows her sister.
"I came to kill my sissy obviously," I said making Tyler and Liv back away "Definitely didn't come for the drinks because they suck" then I look at my sister unhappy "Don't tell me your dating that doggie, I'm disappointed your way out of his league...Hum something different" then my eyes widen "your not a hybrid anymore tyty. Oh, Nick going to love hearing that." I laugh humorously. These were the best news I had heard in a while, well after the death of that bitch Daliah and Kai being alive.
"She can't do anything, she's a siphoner like Kai," says Liv trying to sound confident in front of someone who tried to kill her when she was 5 and actually killed her siblings. She and Kai had destroyed their family.
"Not really, blonde locks. You see I died with vampire blood in my system" I show my fangs and vampire face. Liv looks at her frowning, she was sure she saw her sister doing magic earlier. "But I still can siphon, even from my vampirism. Freaky right?" I ask as I make a flame appear with my hands.
I speed out to them and a frightened Liv who inflict an aneurysm spell on me. I groan in pain but still manages to grab Tyler's arm. I mutter a spell making him fall on the ground screaming his werewolf eyes appear. He tries to get away from me but doesn't manage to, since I was stronger now. Kinda ironic considering the last time we saw each other. The aneurysms' spell stops when Liv yells a "Motus" sensing me accord the bar.
"Ouch, that hurts. Not bad sissy" I say I compliment her while she cries over Tyler who is yelling in pain.
"What did you do to him? " she cries.
I smirk at her "I hexed him, and you know how difficult it's to de-hex someone, nearly impossible. He's going to feel the urge to kill someone until he reactivates his curse"
After trying to find a cure for Kol's hex, I knew a lot about them and it was getting useful. I loved being people, and those things were a bitch to get rid of. Even better.
I laugh at her horrified face "I heard that hurts like a lot, like every bone break in your body. Complete torture" I approach Tyler and tell him seriously, no smirk rest on my face like usual "that is for trying to kill my babies, you disgusting mutt"
Then I look at my sister with a smile on my face "Well, it was nice seeing you again sister, soon I will be your only sister alive considering the merge and all. Tell Josette we are coming for her"
I speed out to Kai's unconscious body and takes him in my arms living this awful bar. Liv had to see her boyfriend suffer for a while before I kill her. Besides the main target was Josette. After the merge, they won't be able to do anything against us, and I will transform Kai into a vampire-like me. They will be dead in the end either way.
Elena sits with Damon at her parents' gravestone "Bonnie's gonna get to the house, and we will be gone"
"Until the next comet, or full moon, or eclipse. As long as we have that, we can go back as many times as we need until we get her back." Damon reassures her, even if he was as much or even more disappointed for Bonnie.
Suddenly Kai and I show up breaking their nauseating moment.
"Wait. Are you guys talking about Bonnie Bennett? Because honestly, I didn't think she was all that great." asks my brother.
"Yeah her cousin is way more fun" I agreed with my brother. Honestly, the brief meeting with Bonnie be met wasn't so great, she was quite irritating and judgy. I could see her like another witch who loves the balance of nature and hate abominations like me and my brother.
Besides Kai had told me that she had killed him in the prison world, and wanted to leave him there when he was nothing but cooperative and nice. He hadn't done anything against her before she decided to throw an ax at him, well maybe just threatened them but he needed to escape. It was a matter of survival.
So when he had the chance he left her, like she wanted to do to him. Besides she was all about staying in the prison world, so he wouldn't get out so in the end he kinda gave her what she wanted, well besides him also being stuck there. But maybe she will understand how hard it is to be stuck alone, before sending axes towards my brother's chest.
I magicks the Ascendant out of Elena's hands; it smashes against a tree and breaks
"No!" the doppelganger yells as she scrambles to collect the pieces,Damon stands up and moves toward me and Kai.
"Klaus's baby mama. Your not pregnant anymore" he says surprised looking at my flat stomach.
I laugh "Dams you're such a dumbass it's been like a year thank God I'm not pregnant anymore"
The dark-haired vampire's eyes narrow between Kai and I "What the hell are you doing with that psycho ?"
"Oh so you know my brother"
"What," he says incredulously.
"Yeah dam dam Kai is my brother, Josette, Lucas and Oliva are my siblings... And the sticky situation Bonnie's cousin got me off was the prison world, and no it was not the same as my brother there are several ones. God you and your group friends are really slow" I complained.
"I should have recognized that smirk when I saw Kai Whatever I am gonna enjoy the hell out of this."
Damon speeds out to us but Kai stops him with magic. Kai disables Damon who holds his head because of the excruciating pain in his head.
"Oh, hey. Me, too. Damon, I, uh, I stole some of Liv's magic when I tried to kill her. Think some of it might still be in my system, so pardon me. Besides my favorite sister lets me siphon from her whenever I want"
While Kai makes Damon groan in pain with his spell, I walk toward Elena and picks up a piece of the Ascendant.
"Uh-uh-uh.You know I'm mad at you and bonnie, you snitched to Oliva and Lucas that I was out, who then snitched to my dad. And he wanted to take my babies. So I decided to want to make you suffer." I tell her while she tries to pick up the pieces anxiously "You missed one. Phesmatos incendia."
I drop the missing piece into Elena's hands with the rest of the pieces, and it bursts into flame; the fire spreads up Elena's arm.
Damon, revived, vamps toward me but I suddenly disappear. Damon picks up a large tree branch and swings it, hitting me, making me visible again and I get pelted over the anti-magic border. The fire on Elena's arm goes away. I gasp my throat being sliced just the way I died, I touch my injury trying to stop the bleeding. I felt like I was dying all over again.
"You're a vampire," says Damon surprised since he saw her doing magic a few minutes ago, this wasn't supposed to be possible.
Kai runs to me and pushes me out of the border. I smile gratefully feeling immediately better, my injury healing.
Kai's smirks still being on the side of the antimagic border "Huh. I guess this is that, uh, antimagic border, which means now there's a psycho loose in Mystic Falls and no vampires around to stop him. Whoops. Take care sissy, I'll text you the plans"
"Go kill some poor civilians" I encourage him before he leaves smirking.
"Bye Bye, see you soon" I wave at the couple before they could stop me and disappear from their sight with a smirk on my face.
I go back to the hotel room I compelled us and call Klaus to check up on him and the twins. When I told our siblings were near Mystic falls he told me to be careful, because of the Scooby gang just in case. These people could survive against all odds, but if they even tried to hurt Kai or myself I knew each of their weaknesses. Rebekah told me all about them, and also Caroline. We had been texting for a while and this girl love to gossip it's crazy.
Besides I hadn't forgotten how cocky they all were when I meet them that one time. And being to cocky wasn't good, it meant you thought yourself invincible and made my job easier. I knew exactly where to strike if they wanted to go against me and Kai.
Because you didn't fuck with Elizabeth and Kai Parker unless you want to get burned.