On Mendelhonia, the Mew Mews were arriving infront of the Galactic Protection School, the same place where Poach McCartnet got kicked out of. In order to avoid suspicion, the girls decided to split up to find their missing hypnotized teacher.
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Chanel and Danna found a burial chamber where there were students who died during class sessions.
"This is just like in the second Mary Panner book," Danna whispered, "where Mary discovers the tombs of students who died during their time at school."
The plaques on the coffins were in alien. Finding a translator box, they swap from alien to english and began to read, "Velour-Gan of Corneria: died of bucked of acid over door." Chanel read while looking confused, "Ailani of Ko-35: died of poisoned pickle juice cup. Z'Banter of Zalgea: died of Blisscore Stink Bomb attack."
This was very strange for them, because they were similar to Earth's practical jokes, only deadlier. Observing carefully, she could see that the perpetraitor of the pranks was caused by Hezekiah McCartnet, otherwise known as Poach McCartnet.
"So," Danna guessed, "Hezekiah is his real name. That makes a lot of sense, because no one would wanna have their kid's name 'Poach'."
"Not even a lesbian couple," blabbed out Chanel as she covered her mouth.
Curiously, Danna asked if Chanel liked her. Willingly Chanel professed, "Oui." Danna took her hand and kissed her.
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Meanwhile, Harley and the twins found a library. All around, they could see books on galactic heroes, protections, and targeting. While going through the hero section, Julianna found a book on the Mew Mews. She couldn't read the alien writing, but could tell that there were Mew Mews all over the galaxies, from the many planets of the Zallegro Galaxy to the peaceful worlds of Magix. She declared, "Looks like we're not the only Mew Mews around, y'all."
"Yeah," Presley Beth replied. "There are some on Catnoria and Bananaion. Come to think of it, I *am* getting hungry for bananas."
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By the kitchen, Saatvika, Carla, and Vada were going around the place to look for Mis. Benjamin. Saatvika figured that Cafe Mew Mew is their cover-up, they could be here. Suddenly, they smelled some space bananas and digged. At the door, an alien chef was mad at them for hogging the space bananas for his space banana nut soufflé. Immediately, the girls stopped eating the bananas and ran off.
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Later, they arrived at the stadium where all the GPS students train where everyone was called for an urgent meeting. Everyone was confused, because their leader, Commander Aubriella, already had an urgent meeting last week on what to do if you see someone smuggle stink bombs into the school.
Onstage, Poach and his goons came up with a hypnotized Ms. Benjamin. "You gullible geese," Poach smiled. "It was I who sent the emergency call, just to lure you losers into becoming my slaves.
The students were shocked by the deception. Just then, Vada felt her tummy rumblings. "Why am I still craving for bananas?" she asked.
"I don't know," Saatvika replied, "but my butt is very itchy."
Quickly, the ACS were starting to act like monkeys. Chanel was banging cymbals, Saatvika was eating fleas out of Commander Aubriella's hair, Vada gave space monkeys a shower, Carla got distracted by the diamonds off of a curtain, Danna and Harley swung on the cables, and Presley Beth and Julianna slipped on banana peels that they found in the garbage.
Everyone was creeped out by the strange behavior of the Mew Mews, but the hypnotized Ms. Benjamin was delighted because she clearly recognized her students in monkey form. She was so delighted by their monkeying around, *she* started acting like a monkey. After the guards stopped them from monkeying around, they could see Ms. Benjamin back to normal. "Thank you for saving me," Ms. Benjamin said. "And I see that Wesley gave you some disguise potion that makes you look like monkey-aliens. Don't worry, you should try transforming."
The Mew Mews wanted to stop their monkey business, so they decided to do what their teacher said.
Mew Mew, Metamorphosis!
After that, they could see that they didn't have monkey fur and banana cravings anymore. The guards were surprised by the Mew Mew appearances, so they released them and told the Mew Mews to stop Poach and his gang.
Using their Mew Mew abilities, they fought off as much as they could. Seeing that he was too strong, Mew Mew Honey realized something. "I think I know how we can stop Poach," she advised. "Fight fire with fire."
Knowing that she meant "fight pranks with pranks," they decided to do it. The only problem: where were they going to find the pranks? From behind, the shiny and stern Commander Aubriella gave them the stuff she confiscated from Hezekiah during his days. Poach was surprised by the fact that she kept that stuff the whole time. One by one, the Mew Mews pranked Poach and his gang. Mew Mews Chocolate and Dumpling did a pie in face to Arethra while holding hands, Mew Mews Vanilla and Sundae did a joy buzzer attack on Crossni, Mew Mew Honey and Cupcake, did a boxing glove spring load on Elthunt and destroyed his keytar, the Mini-Mews did a squirt flower attack on Poach, Fenfang and Dreamheart did an itching powder attack on Arethra, Mew Mews Peanut Butter and Jelly tossed a rubber spider on Crossni, and finally, Ms. Benjamin wrapped the villains up in present wrapping.
Everyone cheered for the Mew Mews bravery and as a reward, Commander Aubriella gave them GPS Medals of Honor.
The guards took Poach and his gang and arrested them for extreme pranking.
Although the Mew Mews were adored by the GPS, they had to get back to Earth for their own urgent meeting.
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By the time they arrived back to the mall, everyone was at the Mew Mew Mighty Show shouting, "We Want Mew Mews! We Want Mew Mews!"
"When is Mew Mew Infinity going to show up?" asked one.
"We've been waiting for ten minutes!" shouted another.
Hearing this, the Mew Mews glared at Ms. Benjamin. After explaining to them about the whole understudy situation, the Mew Mews agreed to perform for the audience. Onstage, Mew Mew Dumpling used her Crested Umbrella as a guitar while they performed the Mew Mew theme song.
I didn't count on this
For my very first kiss.
In the audience, the rest of the Mew Mew team were in the audience rooting for them. Backstage, Fenfang, Dreamheart, and the Mini-Mews were handling special effects for them.
Over the past two hours, the audience became amazed by Mew Mews Chanel and Dumpling's partner dancing, Mew Mew Vanilla, Sundae, and Cupcake's circus act, and Mew Mews Honey, Peanut Butter, and Jelly's acrobats. By the end of the dance, everyone cheered.
The End