It was a quiet Tuesday morning at Ms. Benjamin's modern dance class. Everyone was dancing to a boy band mash-up. "Okay, class," she said. "As you all know, after lunch, we'll be taking a field trip to the new boy band museum in downtown Kansas City."
Most of the girls squealed for the boy band museum. "While we're there," continued Ms. Benjamin, "we'll be learning how boy bands are made from The Jackson 5 to Sev'ral Timez."
While they were getting out of class, Chanel and Danna spotted Peyton, Brielle, and Rylee hearing about the boy band trip. "Have you three been cutting class again?" asked Danna. "You know Dean Dennis wouldn't like it."
"Relax, losers," sneered Peyton. "Dean Dennis gave us the day off so we can see our daddies cut the ribbon at the new boy band museum."
Remembering their concert in Paris years ago, Chanel recalled that their fathers were the Blue Scarves, a hunky boy band from England, famous for their smash hit "Stripe a Pose."
"That's it," replied Brielle. "And what're you girls going to do, go to a Smashing Pumpkins concert under sea?"
"No," answered Danna. "We're going to the boy band museum too after lunch. Ms. Benjamin thought it'd be a good way to learn about the history of boy bands."
Peyton, Brielle, and Rylee were so annoyed by them going to the museum that they decided to leave to get ready.
XxoxX
After lunch, Ms. Benjamin's dance students were heading off to the Kansas City Boy Band Museum. Now they arrived at the same time that the Blue Scarves were about to cut the ribbon for the museum. They were charming men who wore blue tiger-striped clothes and blue scarves. Besides them were three hot ladies who looked like something from
"Mean Girls."
"That's the Blue Scarves," whispered Saatvika. "They look like they've passed their prime."
"Yeah," whispered Chanel, "but their wives look really familiar."
"I know who they are," answered Ms. Benjamin. "They're the Three Beckys."
"The Three Beckys," whispered Saatvika. "You mean the Three Beckys who were Bridget's former slavemasters who spend her money and do her homework?"
"That's them," replied Ms. Benjamin. "Back when we were in school, they fell madly in love with the Blue Scarves and rushed into romance. Later on, the three of them became teenage parents and dropped out of school. Now these days, they work as groupies for the Blue Scarves, and also help out with sound and stereo."
The ACS didn't want to jump to conclusions on the Three Beckys, so they decided to ignore them and enjoy the museum.
XxoxX
Later that day, Ms. Benjamin was admiring the first Teensicle poster when the Three Beckys spotted her, "Look here, girls," growled Becky A. "It's the Mew Mew Monkey."
"Hello, Beckys," said Ms. Benjamin flatly, "How's wasting your life? Since that's all you ever do."
"We don't waste our lives," Becky B lied. "We make sure out hubbies get what they want."
"Yeah," snarled Miss Benjamin, "but hurrying into romance, becoming teenage parents, and dropping out of school? That is bananas. I know many people in America become teenage parents like one of the members of In Real Life."
"Who cares?" Becky C snapped. "We love The Blue Scarves." In the poster, the Three Beckys could see Teensicle holding a howler monkey.
"Teensicle once came to the CKH for a 'Save the Monkeys' rally as the main attraction," Ms. Benjamin explained. "Another reason why I came to CKH to be a teacher - the school mascots are howler monkeys! Go, CKH Monkeys!" The cheer was so loud that it crept The Three Beckys away.
Unknown to Ms. Benjamin, a McCart Bug was flying around to find another animal to turn into a monster. Unfortunately, none was to be seen until a street organist and his pet howler monkey was playing "Harmony Heaven" when he bit the monkey and turned it into a monster.
XxoxX
Meanwhile, Ms. Benjamin couldn't get the thought of the Three Beckys out of her head. Suddenly, she looked up and saw Peyton, Brielle, and Rylee hugging their fathers, the Blue Scarves. *So those gossip magazines are true*, she thought to herself. *Peyton, Brielle, and Rylee are their daughters. If only they passed health class, their girls wouldn't be so spoiled*.
From a Dreamheart vision, she could see McCart Howler wrecking the 98 Degrees exhibit. "I better go One Direction so no one becomes a 'Fate's Fools'."
Mew Mew Pudding, Metamorphosis!
XxoxX
By the time she reached the 98 Degrees exhibit, she shouted, "Oh boys! Looks like you got a Westlife!"
McCart Howler was horrified by Mew Mew Pudding's appearance. Using her gymnastics abilities, Mew Mew Pudding was able to take down the monster. All of a sudden, the other Mew Mews showed up in time.
"Hey, Pudding," Mew Mew Honey greeted. "Dreamheart just gave us a vision of what's going on here."
"Let's give him a Big Time Rush before he gives the museum a Boy Quake," Danna joked.
Mew Mew Style
Mew Mew Grace
Mew Mew Style
In Your Face.
At the speed of light, McCart Howler turned back into a normal howler monkey.
"Jonas!" shouted the street organ player. "I was so worried about you. That's enough peanuts for one day. After the street organist left, the girls decided to continue exploring the museum.
XxoxX
Later, the ACS were being mesmerized by the museum wings. Chanel and Danna were checking out the New Kids on The Block wing, Saatvika and the twins were admiring the Backstreet Boys wing, Harley and Vada were dacing to NSYNC songs, and Carla was mimicking moves from Menudo.
After looking at the Boy Candy fashion, they bumped into Peyton, Brielle, and Rylee. Behind them were their parents. "So, Ms. Benjamin's right," Harley snarled. "You really are the Three Beckys' daughters."
"That's right," Rylee replied. "And are you jealous that our daddies are a famous boy band?"
"You tell em, Ry," Brielle gloated.
"We've became their New Edition after we were born," Peyton explained.
"Not really," Harley answered, "especially to a boy band who lip syncs. My big sister is a talent and won a karaoke competition when we were kids. She taught me the difference between lip syncing and real singing. Observing the Blue Scarves video, I can tell that Barry, Burns, and Nally aren't talented singers."
"What're you talking about?" Burns asked with a nervous Liverpudlian accent.
"Come on now," Barry interupted in a Liverpoolian accent. "We knew we could do better than Boys II Men and the Bad Boys, whom the latter never sold a CD due to a rule of having one 'bad boy' per group."
"Yeah," Chanel replied. "A.J. McLean would've hated it."
"Barry, you blabber-mouth," Nally growled. "You're gonna blow our cover."
"Too late," Danna replied. "Our teacher has been livestreaming the whole time. She always knew that there was something screwy about you three stooges. Getting into the music business for the money and to promote Barry's family's winter clothes store."
"Hey!" Barry shouted. "We were the Jonas Brothers of the early 2000s, and we're better than them!"
Just as they were about to leave, their fans surrounded them and pelted them with the complimentary blue scarves they gave to the fans.
XxoxX
The next day, the ACS were playing ping pong when they got the latest paper.
Rumors of Blue Scarves lip syncing revealed to be true after cuckoo teacher from CKH livestreams their exposure.
"That Ms. Benjamin always has a plan," Carla commented. "And me likey."
The End.