At an elaborate hotel, the ACS was arriving with their luggage in their arm, for this was the weekend they got to stay for free. "I can't believe that we're here at the Great Gorilla Lodge," squealed Vada.

"I know," Julianna replied. "And all it took was a little understudy gig."

"Never thought that monkeys could hate Scottish music," Vada replied back.

After Harley checked them in, they noticed that Ms. Benjamin was missing. On a chandelier, Ms. Benjamin was swinging around like crazy, screeching like a chimp and making everyone laugh, much to the bellhops' irritation. They knew that they couldn't kick the understudy act out or else they'd loose their jobs, so they decided to let her off with a warning.

"Ms. Benjamin," Vada said, "instead of monkeying around like you always do, how about you explore the hotel with us after we unpack?"

"Okay!" shouted Ms. Benjamin.

XxoxX

After unpacking, they decided to split up in case Ms. Benjamin made a scene again.

At the garden, Chanel and Danna were both admiring the flowers. While Danna was studying the petals of a lily, Chanel stared at Danna then she looked away with a big blush. When she reached to a bunch or irises, Ms. Benjamin came in with irirses in her hair. "Did you know that irises are the national flower of France?" she asked. "Snapple fact from peach tea."

"Oui," Chanel replied in annoyance. "We're busy *studying* flowers. You should probably go to the ballroom."

Instead of being disappointed, Ms. Benjamin shouted "Okay!" and skipped to the ballroom.

Their Mini-Mews decided to look after Ms. Benjamin, just so they won't get in trouble.

At the ballroom, Presley Beth and Julliana were learning how to samba when Ms. Benjamin came in and did a ribbon dance routine. Everyone was so weirded out by her routine, they all left. Presley Beth and Julianna, on the other hand, stayed behind so they could control her.

"Ms. Benjamin," Presley Beth groaned, "that dance you did was a real samba squisher."

"Never heard of that," Ms. Benjamin replied.

Little did they know, Elthunt was going around disguised as a bellhop while Arethra and Crossni were dressed like old time maids. "So," Crossni whispered, "where's that cousin of yours is going to show up?"

"You mean Cherlie?" Elthunt asked. "She should be-."

"Right here!" shouted an alien lady were pop-styled clothes.

"Cherlie," Arethra smiled. "We have all your albums. So you're famous in the criminal world for faking those rescues you do."

"That's right," Cherlie replied. "Cousin Elthunt and I use to be part of the Ceciperide Crew. We're going to stage the most unstoppable stunt we'll ever do. Just got to wait for my teammates to get two of those Mew Maroons."

XxoxX

Meanwhile, Harley and Saatvika were both going around the hotel's gallery when they spotted a strange statue that had a yellow Chinese hanfu with monkeys on them. They couldn't tell who it was with the fan covering her face, but the monkey patterns and banana peels below couldn't fool them.

"Ms. Benjamin," Harley groaned, "stop fooling around."

Placing her fan down, Ms. Benjamin step down and laughed, "I bought this hanfu while I was in college. Nobody wanted to buy it, so I got it for a quarter."

"That's pretty cheap for a hanfu," Saatvika admitted.

"Where are Vada and Carla?" Ms. Benjamin asked. "I want to show them this art gallery and the free cooking lessons the hotel gives them."

"Haven't seen them since we unpacked," replied Harley.

All of a sudden, Sichuan and Congee came in flying with Vada and Carla's Mew Mew pendants around their necks. Knowing this, Harley and Saatvika had a funny feeling that Vada and Carla had been kidnapped. "We better get the other girls, quick," Harley suggested.

XxoxX

Later, the Mew Mews were gathered by the outdoor pool and Harley informed them of Carla and Vada's disappearance.

"This can't be good," Danna replied. "Where are we going to find our personal chef and circus girl now?"

On the televisions, Cherlie was broadcasting a stunt. Behind her were her teammates - Madownna, Whitmean, Taylure Dame, and Molly Riggwald - who were all dressed as villains and were holding Carla and Vada hostage. Carla and Vada were both bound and gagged. Observing their horrible acting, Harley could tell that they were faking the disaster. "Well, I'll be a monkey's aunt," she groaned. "Those girls have gone Major Man."

"Gone Major Man?" Ms. Benjamin asked. "What's that?"

"For a dance teacher/former Mew Mew," Harley replied, "you probably never heard of that slang."

"Zoey, Wesley, and Elliot knew I would be too hyperactive to understand the term," Ms. Benjamin admitted.

Harley explained that during the '90s, Major Man was a protector of Townsville who had saved many lives. However, it turned out he was only faking his disasters so he could get all the fame and glory. He got caught while trying to fight off a monster the NSA found who wanted to help people.

"We don't want another *major* problem," Ms. Benjamin said. "Let's go!"

Mew Mew Metamorphosis!

XxoxX

At the top of the hotel, Cherlie was about to "rescue" Carla and Vada when the Mew Mews came in. "We know your not a real hero, Cherlie," Mew Mew Pudding declared.

"What are you talking about?" Cherlie asked. "I *am* a hero."

Remembering the time when they made Leighton's gang confess to humiliating Chanel, Mew Mew Pudding did her monkey noises to make them admit that Cherlie faked her disasters with Madownna's hacking, Whitmean and Taylure's acting, and Molly's special effects. While Mew Mew Pudding and the Mini-Mews bothered them with their monkey noises, Mew Mews Sundae and Dumpling freed Carla and Vada.

"Thanks, girls," Vada replied. "Looks like going to a fake lecture on the perfect pie throw isn't such a good idea."

"I know," Carla replied. "At least Sichuan and Congee made it out with our pendants."

Mew Mew Vanila, Metamorphosis!

Mew Mew Cupcake, Metamorphosis!

All together, the Mew Mews did their final pose.

Mew Mew Style

Mew Mew Grace

Mew Mew Style

In Your Face

And just like that, Cherlie and her gang were defeated. From their ship, Arethra and Crossni glared at Elthunt. Arethra stated, "Looks like hiring your cousin wasn't such a good idea, huh?"

"You're right," Elthunt replied. "Looks like it's back to being stunt people for action films."

XxoxX

Later at the Monkey Expo, everyone was gathering around to see the replacement monkey act. Ms. Benjamin did her acrobats, Chanel, Vada, and Satvika were doing some Asian fan dancing, Carla, Danna, and Harley were doing a dragon dance, and Presley Beth and Julianna did some cartwheels. After that, everyone cheered.

The End