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RAW: 2/7/2007

Monday Night RAW was live at the American Airlines Center in Dallas, Texas. Mr. Kennedy's music hit and he came out to the ring. Kennedy's got a pretty crazy look in his eye. Why do I have a feeling this is going to be great? Kennedy told us who he was and that he SHOULD be the WWE Champion. He said the reason he couldn't be WWE Champion because he couldn't cash in money in the bank. He blamed the people for making him compete when he wasn't ready to. He said from this moment on, his actions will serve one man and only one man alone. He said that man would be the next WWE Champion and his name would be "MISTERRRRRR". John Cena's music hit and out came the former champion.

Cena came in to the usual mixed reaction. He said it was the usual Monday night RAW except for this 'new guy'. He extended his hand and welcomed him to the show. He said he couldn't remember who he was. He said he remembered him as the guy with the microphone and then called him "Mr. Camel Toe". These two have some pretty fantastic chemistry.

Cena said he heard a rumor that Kennedy liked to talk….. A lot. He said the rumor was that he was a big mouth. He told Kennedy to look around him, that this was Monday Night RAW and anything could happen on this show. He said sometimes all men had to stand on was their word. He said Kennedy blamed the fans and asked them if they were to blame. Of course they said nothing. Cena called him Kenney G., Colostomy bag, etc. Cena said Kennedy's word was worthless and he didn't trust him. Cena said there was one person responsible for throwing away the biggest moment in WWE history and that was "Mr dflkjdfqwerklj".

King Booker's music hit and he started giving us a 'bravo'. Bookah said he was the only one royal enough to challenge the Bladewolf. Booker called everyone peasants. He is right. He put over his undefeated record against Cena in the champion of champions match as well as making Cena kiss his feet. Booker said on this day (royal proclamation coming in five seconds) he proclaimed a challenge to the Bladewolf for the WWE Championship.

Randy Orton's music hit and he came out as well. Orton said since both were new to RAW and not that bright, that he would explain how things work on RAW. Orton said he had been around for a while on RAW and said he never had a one on one championship match with the Bladewolf. He said these idiots could talk all they wanted, no one DESERVED a title shot more on the roster than him.

Lashley came out talking about cold, hard facts. Kennedy lost the MITB he said. Booker and Orton had lost their titles in the past. He never LOST his title and he wanted to take the title from Bladewolf. Cena said they'd have to do something about that because he too wanted a shot at the title again.

William Regal came out to the ramp and said he was in charge of RAW because Coach was on holiday. He said after tonight, we would have a #1 contender. It's going to be 'beat the clock'. Lashley, Orton, Booker, and Kennedy would compete in singles matches and whomever won his match in the quickest time would compete for the WWE Championship at the Great American Bash against whoever was the champion.

As for Cena? Regal enjoyed the match between the Bladewolf and Cena for the WWE Championship, so tonight it will be the Bladewolf vs John Cena for the WWE Championship once again.

Later

Regal was sitting in his office when the door was shoved open and in came the Bladewolf with his WWE title on his shoulder. "Can I help you?" Regal asked, raising an eyebrow at the Champion.

"i want to know why I have to face a guy I've already beaten more times than i can count...again for my title?" Bladewolf asked with a look in his eyes. "If I don't get a good reason, then I'm going to remind you of 2001 when Kane was upset and he set your office on fire. Remember that?"

"Very much." Regal nodded. "Look, it's nothing personal. As much as I don't like you, i can see how big a Main Event like that is. This is just a way to shut Cena up from complaining mostly, and if it makes you feel any better...it's No Holds Barred. Besides, I figured a chap like yourself wouldn't care who he faces in the ring."

"That was the old me, the true monster...but I still don't care. It does give me another reason to kick to crap out of Cena again." Bladewolf said befor ehe got in Regal's face. "If you want to survive as RAW GM...don't get in my way."

With that, he leaves the room...

Later

The Main Event had arrived and it was time for Bladewolf vs john Cena for the WWE Championship. In the arena, John Cena's theme hits and out comes the former WWE Champion who runs down the ramp and slides into the ring, throwing his hat off followed by his shirt as his theme dies down.

OOOOOOWHOOOOOO!

'Oh, ah, ah, ah, ah! Get up, come on get down with the sickness!'

Down with the Sickness plays to a loud pop and out comes the Bladewolf with the WWE Championship around his waist, baseball bat in his right hand. He makes his way down the ramp towards the ring. Bladewolf places his bat against the steel steps before he slides into the ring and stands up, taking off his WWE Championship and raises it without taking his eyes off Cena.

He takes his coat off next and tosses it out the ring as his theme dies down. He hands the WWE Championship to the referee who holds the title up, showing it's on the line then he hand sit to someone at ringside before he calls for the bell.

'Ding! Ding! Ding!'

Bladewolf and Cena circled one another before they locked up and Cena quickly got in a headlock before he whips Bladewolf into the ropes only to be taken down with a shoulder block by the Bladewolf. Bladewolf grabs Cena and whips Cena into the corner, runs and goes for a turnbuckle clothesline but Cena moves out the way, making Bladewolf hit the turnbuckles and stumble back. Cena rams Bladewolf's head into the corner, then unloads with lefts and rights on the WWE Champion.

Cena rebounds Bladewolf into the opposite corner, rebounds off the ropes and hits a bulldog before he goes for the cover but Bladewolf kicks out at two. Cena hammers away at Bladewolf a few times before he gets to his feet, stomping away on the Bladewolf for a while then brings his right fist down into the head of the WWE Champion. Cena gets a headlock in and tries to wear the Champion down.

Bladewolf fights to his feet, driving his elbow into Cena's gut a few times before he headbutts Cena to make him let go of him, then Bladewolf rebounds off the ropes and goes for a clothesline but Cena ducked it and Bladewolf comes back into a clothesline from Cena. Bladewolf quickly backed off as Cena smirks at him and does his 'You can't see me' taunt to him.

Bladewolf gets to his feet and rolls his shoulders, keeping his eyes on Cena. They locked up again but this time Bladewolf quickly got behind Cena, grabbed him from behind and hit a quick release German Suplex. Cena nearly rolled out the ring after the landing as the Bladewolf walks over, grabs him and pushes him into the corner where he stomps away on Cena's stomach, then drove his boot into Cena's head, pressing down before he backed off, backed up a bit then ran and hit a turnbuckle clothesline, to which Cena stumbles forward so Bladewolf lifts him up and hits a sideslam.

Bladewolf rolls out the ring and looks underneath the ring, picking up a steel chair. He gets back into the ring and lines it up with Cena's head before he pulls back...AND SMACKS IT OFF CENA'S HEAD! Bladewolf starts attacking Cena with the chair, wailing on him with it, aiming for the back, legs, arms, and chest. Bladewolf keeps up the attack with the chair, not stopping. He stopped when the chair was too dented for use so he tossed it aside.

Bladewolf grabs Cena and hits a suplex, going for the cover but Cena kicked out at two. Bladewolf got to his feet, paced back and fourth before walking towards Cena who suddenly trips him up...AND LOCKS IN THE STFU! WILL THE BLADEWOLF TAP OUT?!

Cena yells for him to tap as Bladewolf's right arm shakes, the hand hovering over the mat, looking like he was considering it but he clenched his fist and shook his ehad before trying to crawl towards the ropes but Cena's hold tightened as he did so and he pulled back, to which Bladewolf used to his advantage as he pulled back with Cena until Cena was on his back, to which Cena's hold was released and Bladewolf hammers away on Cena with hard lefts and rights.

Bladewolf slides out the ring and grabs his bat then slides back into the ring, watching Cena get to his feet, Cena then turns around...INTO A HEAD SHOT FROM THE BAT! BLADEWOLF HOOKS THE LEG! ONE! TWO! THREE! THE BLADEWOLF RETAINS THE TITLE!

'Ding! Ding! Ding!'

Down with the Sickness plays as Bladewolf gets to his feet. "here is your winner and STILL WWE Champion...THE BLADEWOLF!" Bladewolf is handed the WWE Championship and he picks up his baseball bat, standing tall over Cena.

Bladewolf then turns around...INTO A SPEAR FROM BOBBY LASHLEY! Lashley stands tall over the Bladewolf befor ehe picks up the WWE Championship and raises it, putting a foot on the chest of the Bladewolf. Could this be the imagine everyone will see at The Great American bash when the Bladewolf goes one-on-one with Bobby Lashley for the WWE Championship?

And that's it for this chapter everyone.