Dragon Ball Z: Alternate Love

Chapter 61: Revenge of Cooler

A few weeks after the incident with the tree, we see some of our heroes on Kami's old ship, headed to New Namek for a vacation.

Sitting together eating at a large table were;

Goku, Bulma, Gohan, Krillin, Lazuli, Piccolo, Roshi, Oolong, Vegeta, Tights, Cassa, Raditz and Maron.

Bulma, "I tell ya, we needed this vacation after so many battles."

Goku, "yeah. I'm glad Yajirobe agreed to take care of the kids while we're gone.

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Meanwhile on Earth.

Yajirobe was using the multi-form technique in order to watch the kids.

One was feeding Mai and Marron.

One was playing peekaboo with Goten and Madison.

One was rocking Pilaf and Trunks to sleep.

And one was helping Korrin change Shu's diaper.

Yajirobe, "this is the last time I agree to babysit these kids."

Korrin, "if this happens again, I'll bring this up!"

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Raditz, "agreed. I love Madison and all, but it's nice to get some alone time with Maron."

Tights, "same here."

Vegeta, "Trunks is our greatest blessing, but it's nice to get some time for ourselves."

Krillin, "me and Lazuli haven't had a night to just relax since Marron was born."

Goku, "well I'm just looking forward to some Namekian cooking."

Gohan, "dad, Namekians don't eat."

Goku, "that's weird."

Roshi, "well I'm excited to meet some sexy Namekian ladies."

Piccolo, "we're all male you idiot."

Roshi, "damnit!"

Oolong, "I'm just looking for some time away from Puar. She's been really moody lately."

Maron, "I thought I noticed a distinct lack of cat hair on you."

Cassa, "I wish my parents would have come. But they've been catching up ever since we stopped the Tree of Might from destroying the planet."

Speaking of which….

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We see Bardock making out with Fasha and Gine in a three-way kiss.

All naked as the day they were born under the covers of their bed.

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Lime ends here!

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Raditz, "I don't want any images in my head."

Gohan, "I wish Chi Cha could've come. But she and her parents pretty much moved up to the Lookout, and she rarely leaves Dende's side for a long time."

Bulma, "sigh, young love."

Goku smiled and said, "reminds you of us, huh?"

Bulma, "a little. But we were both adults when we finally started dating. We weren't exactly romantic as kids, save a few moments."

Cassa, "I hope Kale, Tarble and the others are having fun, getting used to living on Earth."

Raditz, "I'm sure they're fine."

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Meanwhile on Earth.

Tarble and Caulifla were holding back a totally pissed off Kale, who was in Super Saiyan firm and trying to grab some guys that insulted Tarble and tried to make a pass at her.

Cabba was simply eating some popcorn as this happened.

Elsewhere, we see Bonyu and Turles building a cabin at the base of the Tree of Might.

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As they spoke, Krillin and Lazuli walked over to the window to see Planet Namek. They would be approaching in a few minutes.

Piccoli was left in his own thoughts.

And was listening to Kami and Nail speak.

Nail, 'so, Kami, been awhile since you've been on Namek, eh?'

Kami, 'hundreds of years in fact.'

Piccolo, 'you ain't missing much.'

Kami, 'oh hush.'

Nail, 'I've heard New Namek is nearly identical to Old Namek. The green skies, blue trees, etc.'

Kami, 'well I look forward to getting there.'

That's right when Namek was within the ship's view.

Lazuli caught sight of the planet and instantly asked, "uh, guys, can a planet get a tumor?"

Krillin, "that's a weird question. Why-?"

That's when they saw a huge metallic thing attached to the planet!

Krillin, "HOLY SHIT!"

Everyone gathered to see what Krillin and Lazuli were looking at!

Roshi, "if it needs inspecting, I'm your guy. I've done many mammograms in my day, if ya catch my drift!"

Oolong, "when I do them, they're called, hammograms."

Vegeta, "that'll do pig. That'll do."

Goku, "we better get down there and see what the Hell is going on."

Bulma, "right, everyone strap into your seats!"

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On the planet below, we see all of the Namekians matching along in handcuffs, large robots guarding them.

Moori was the one at the front of his people's line being marched along.

One of them managed to break off his bonds and attacked, but was quickly grabbed and forced to the ground!

Moori, "no! Please!"

But before the robots could do anything, they were blasted away by the trademark energy blasts of Goku and Raditz.

Goku and his friends landed together, glaring at the robots.

Goku, "who are you? Where's your leader?"

One spoke in a monotone voice and said, "we are here on behalf of our master."

Raditz, "and that would be?"

And that's when they heard a familiar, chilling voice.

"They are referring to me."

They all turned to see a figure walk forward.

Made entirely of a shiny metal.

And Raditz could only mutter their name.

Raditz, "Cooler?!"

Cooler, "in the metallic flesh."

Goku, "wait, Raditz, this is that guy you killed all that time ago? Cooler?"

Raditz, "I thought I did! The last I saw him, I sent a blast at him that should've burnt him up in the sun!"

Maron, "it's true! We were there!"

Cooler, "you didn't finish the job. I somehow survived our battle, thanks to the gigantic metal machine you see before you. The Big Ghetti Star!"

Krillin started laughing before Lazuli covered his mouth and said, "not the time honey."

Cooler, "it gave me this magnificent new form, and now, we are going to suck the life out of this miserable ball of mud. Now, What say you?"

Piccolo, "Frieza did it."

Cooler, "excuse me?"

Krillin, "the robot thing, Frieza did it. When he tried to take over Earth."

Cooler, "but tha-"

Vegeta, "after he tried to take over Namek, like you're trying to do now."

Cooler, "but he destroyed Namek!"

Gohan, "well this is New Namek."

Cooler, "so it's completely different!"

Tights, "yeah, about as different as you are from Frieza."

Cassa, "ooh, shots fired!"

Cooler, "that's it! Kill one of the bald ones!"

One of the robots blasted towards Krillin as he shouted, "Frieza did it!"

Lazuli and Krillin began dueling the robot as all of the other ones began attacking the others!

Oolong and Tights got backed into a corner.

Oolong, "I'm gonna die on an alien planet! Pusr will never let me live this down!"

Tights, "relax, Roshi should be able to handle this."

Rossi stood before them and said, "I have many things. An island. A turtle for a best friend. Something that itches. This is not one of them."

Tights, "shit."

Three of the robots shot nets that captured the three.

Bulma was blasting at the robots who attacked her as she protected Maron.

Goku and Raditz were dueling Cooler, while Cassa and Vegeta stood by to help.

Goku, "you ain't budging, are you?"

Cooler, "it's the metal body."

Raditz, "which you got from that damned star thing."

Cooler, "why don't you boys turn Super Saiyan? Make things more interesting?"

Raditz, "why don't you transform into your true form?"

Goku, "yeah, I never got to fight you like that."

Cooler, "I'll answer with a question. What are those things on your faces?"

Cooler quickly punched the Saiyan brothers.

Raditz, "that's it! I'm not taking any chances with you!"

Raditz and Goku quickly transformed into their Super Saiyan forms. Thanks to Kale's training, they and the other Saiyans had managed to unlock the true form of the Super Saiyan, tapping into their most primal instincts as Saiyans.

The brothers snarled as they lunged at Cooler.

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Piccolo was trying to blast through the aliens metal shells, but it seemed impossible.

Piccolo, "how do I get these damned things to break?"

Nail, "you could try hitting them harder?"

Piccolo, "that's what Goku would do."

Kami, "and how many times have you beaten him?"

Piccolo growled as he lunged forward and punched one of the robots through their metal shell!

Piccolo, "ha! It worked!"

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Goku managed to kick Cooler hard enough to obliterate his arm!

Goku, "yes!"

Raditz, "nice job bro."

But then, Coolers arm suddenly reformed, via wires and metal seemingly regrowing.

Raditz, "oh shit. It's another super healing situation."

Cooler, "indeed. The Big Ghetti Star has given me a body that can heal super fast from any injury. I'm effectively immortal! But enough about me. Let's kill you!"

Cooler flew forward and punched both brothers in the guts, making them double over before kicking them both away.

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Gohan, Krillin and Lazuli were knocked away by the robots. As they stood up, Krillin asked, "any ideas?"

Gohan, "since they're robots, they should be weak in their joints."

Lazuli, "I already tried that. It didn't work!"

Piccolo landed in front of them and said, "focus your energy into your strikes, so you can punch through them!"

The others nodded.

Krillin, "I'll form my destructor disk while you guys do that."

The others nodded as they dashed forward and began wrecking the machines.

Krillin formed a destructo disk and started slicing at the robots.

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Goku and Raditz were both held up by Cooler as he choked them!

Cooler, "by Dende, you take an eternity to choke."

Goku, "is that…. All you…. Got?!"

Cooler, "as a matter of fact-!"

But before Cooler could put any more pressure on their windpipes, Vegeta and Cassa dashed forward, kicking Cooler away.

Goku, "thanks for the save."

Cassa, "no problem bro."

Vegeta, "if anyone's ever gonna kill Kakarot, it's gonna be me."

Goku, "you aren't even good at it."

Cassa, "ha!"

Vegeta, "shut it. Now, at last we meet, Cooler."

Cooler, "ah, the Prince of all Monkey's?"

Vegeta, "that's King of all Saiyans to you."

Cooler, "oh, I'm sorry. I was less to believe there was only one of you."

Vegeta, "oh, trust me; there's only one of me."

Cooler, "oh, then I'm mistaken. Because I see four dead monkeys before me."

Vegeta and Cassa quickly transformed into their Super Saiyan forms and lunged at Cooler, who used his tail to smack them a good thirty feet away!

Vegeta and Cassa quickly dashed right back at him!

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Piccolo managed to punch through another robot, but suddenly, the others were subdued by the robots!

The only ones who weren't were Piccolo, Lazuli and Bulma!

Gohan, "Mister Piccolo!"

Piccolo, "I'm coming!"

Krillin, "phrasing!"

Maron, "help!"

Bulma and Lazuli dashed to Piccolo, when all three had their wrists clamp to their arms.

Piccolo, "please, that's not gonna work!"

That's when each of the robots activated their guns.

Bulma, "oh shit."

Bullets started to hit their skin.

Piccolo, "ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!"

Nail, "relax, they're bullets. They can't hurt you or the girls."

Kami, "they ARE Cyborgs, afterall."

That's when the robots started shooting rockets at them!

Nail, "oh, rockets…."

Lazuli, "these are gonna hurt!"

Piccolo, "they dooo!"

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Cassa and Vegeta were trying to get a hit on Cooler as he continuously dodged the attacks, before he tackled Vegeta to the ground and covered his mouth.

Cooler, "to u want to know what death tastes like?"

Vegeta screamed as Cooler began to power up an attack.

But before he could send it forth, Cassa tackled Cooler off of Vegeta!

Vegeta quickly stood up and yelled, "move!"

The tigers jumped away as Vegeta yelled, "BIG BANG ATTACK!"

He sent the attack at Cooler, who managed to fly through the attack, and kicked Vegeta square in the crotch!

Vegat, "aaaggghhh!"

Cooler punched Vegeta away as Goku and Raditz managed to catch him.

Goku, "that's gotta hurt."

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The smoke around Bulma, Lazuli and Piccolo dissipated.

Piccolo, "you all get that out of your systems?"

One said, "affirmative."

Bulma, "good."

All three of them let their auras explode, destroying the robots all around them.

Piccolo, "phew, now to save Gohan and the others."

Lazuli, "let's get going!"

The three dashed off towards the giant metal machine that was sucking the life out of Namek.

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We see the others all gathered together in front of a small robot.

The small robot, "hello meatbags! Thank you all for being a part of having your life juices used to power the big ghetti star! I hope the accommodations are to your liking?"

Oolong, "they're not!"

The small robot, "then good news! You won't be staying long."

Oolong, "you're damned right!"

Oolong ran forward and hit the robot.

Nothing happened.

The robot grabbed his arm and said, "splendid! A volunteer! Quickly, to the de-organator!"

Maron and the others all grabbed onto Oolong as the small robot somehow dragged them all along!

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All four Saiyans were breathing heavily as Cooler slowly walked towards them.

Vegeta, "he keeps kicking me in the dick! Why?! Why does he keep kicking me in the dick?!"

Goku, "alright, I've got a plan to beat him."

Raditz, "we're all ears."

Goku, "we gotta strike him as fast and as hard as we can, and then hit him with as much of our energy as we can spare."

Cassa, "a good plan. Let's do this!"

All four dashed as fast as they could towards Cooler.

They all struck as hard as they could, breaking Cooler into three pieces.

As they tried to repair themselves, The Saiyans sent their energy at Cooler, incinerating them into ashes!

All four of them collapsed onto their backs, breathing heavily as they powered down.

Cassa, "Dende…. That was hard…."

Raditz, "... jeez…. That was nuts…."

Goku was the first to sit up, and he saw someone standing on the cliff above them.

Goku, "uh, guys?"

Vegeta was the next to sit up.

Vegeta, "what?"

Goku pointed, "is that who I think it is?"

All four of them looked, and saw Cooler standing there.

Raditz, "how the Hell?"

Goku, "the Big Ghetti Star. It must've done this."

Cooler, "yes. I am legion!"

Suddenly, countless copies of Cooler store next to one another.

They all spoke, "for we are many!"

Vegeta, "more like a pain in my ass!"

All of the Cooler's began sliding down the cliffs.

Goku, "I guess each of us will take 250?"

Vegeta, "I'll take 251."

Cassa, "that's the spirit."

All four powered up once more for one Hell of a fight.

All four of them were surrounded, and fought furiously, but before they knew it; they were overwhelmed by their foes!

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Goku and the others slowly woke uo, finding themselves suspended in the air by various wires.

Raditz commented, "I can't believe every single one of them kicked Vegeta in the dick."

Vegeta grumbled with a high-pitched, pain filled grunt.

Goku, "where the heck are we?"

They all heard a rumbling voice, "you are…. Inside of me."

Cassa, "... ewwwww."

"No! I meant the Big Ghetti Star!"

Raditz, "oh thank Dende."

A light illuminated in front of them, showing what was really left of Coolers body. Half of his head and one severely burned arm and torso. Other than that, The rest of him were wires that connected to the Star around them.

Cooler, "you are inside of the Big Ghetti Star."

Raditz, "well, I'm guessing you can't punch as well as last time, eh?"

Cooler, "are you wondering how exactly I survived your attack?"

Raditz, "it's been on my mind since I saw your smug ass face again."

Cooler, "my body was left almost completely lifeless after getting so close to the sun. Eventually, my body came into contact with the wreckage of an old ship. Somehow, it fused with me, transforming me into what you see before you. And now, with your energy, I will power the Big Ghetti Star, and build myself even better than before!"

Suddenly, The four Saiyans started screaming in pain as they felt their energy being taken!

Cooler, "yes! Take every! Last! Drop!"

But before anything else could happen; Goku and the others began pouring on the energy as much as they could!

Cooler, "no! No! It's too much!"

Cooler could feel various parts of the ship beginning to explode! Including his robotic selves!

Cooler, "NO! NOOO!"

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The others were held in cells lined up as they watched a saw lowering towards Oolong!

Oolong, "please! No!"

Maron, "pork chops are not on the menu!"

Oolong, "you can't kill me! There's someone at home that I love!"

The small robot, "splendid, who are they?"

Oolong, "she's a cat named Puar!"

The small robot, "... I'm not one to judge. But I do decide your fate! Now let's! Frzzt, crrdk, sjdnskslaljsna…. Initiating self destruct."

The robot suddenly exploded, and cells started opening.

The tiehr quickly ran out and got Oolong off the table, and they all began running.

Gohan, "follow me!"

But that's when they all saw Coolers running towards them!

Gohan, "aw crap baskets."

Krillin, "I'M NOT DYING HERE AGAIN!"

But suddenly, the Cooler's all exploded. Piccolo, Bulma and Lazuli emerged from the smoke and said, "come with us if you wanna live."

The others nodded as they all began running towards the exits!

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Cooler yelled, "this doesn't make any sense!"

Goku and the others slowly began to stand as Cooler continued to yell.

The Big Ghetti Star was starting to dislodge from the planet!

Cooler, "it took the four of you to even defeat a single me! And yet you used your powers to overland the Big Ghetti Star! How can you do this?!"

Goku, "you underestimated us."

Raditz, "just like you did on Earth."

Cassa, "and just like."

Cooler, "don't say it!"

Vegeta, "Frieza."

Cooler yelled in rage as he started to form the wires around himself into a huge hulking body that ran forward and grabbed Raditz and Goku.

Cooler yelled, "DID FRIEZA EVER DO THIS?!"

Raditz, "you've got a real grudge, don't you?!"

Cooler started squeezing harder, drawing blood!

That's when Dick suddenly surged forth and cut off Cooler's arm!

Cooler yelled in pain as Vegeta and Cassa stood there with their fingers smouldering.

Vegeta, "that…. Was for…. Mah dick!"

Vegeta nearly collpaped, if it weren't for Cassa.

Goku and Raditz both threw balls of energy at Cooler.

Goku, "time to put you-"

Raditz, "-on ice!"

The blasts hit Cooler, and he was engulfed in an explosion that overwhelmed the Star, finally destroying Cooler once and for all!

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The others all watched the explosion in worry.

Krillin, "well, I guess we better get the Dragon Balls?"

Bulma, "wait, look!"

Everyone looked to see Goku and the others plummeting towards the planet.

Piccolo, Bulma, Lazuli and Krillin quickly dashed up and got them to the ground gently.

Oolong pulled out a bag and said, "thank Dende I didn't forget these things."

One by one, Goku, Raditz, Vegeta and Cassa were given senzu beans, healed up in no time!

Goku, "now, since we saved the day, what say we finally start off this vacation?"

The others cheered, happy for their triumph over Cooler and his Big Ghetti Star.

And finally starting off their vacation.

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Reviews:

Thewittywhy: I'm glad you liked that I added more members to Goku's family! I'll try to fit in moments of them adapting. Kale's unstable power allows her to unlock the true Super Saiyan form, and she teaches it to the others. Oh, Gohan will find a way….

Amanny: I'm glad you do.

mmat: not yet. I'm still trying to decide. I was thinking of her being with Roku; 16.

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Unlike Tree of Might, this was a bit closer to the movie.

Coming up next:

The Legend of the Super Saiyan, (Goku will be the lead, not Bardock), showing how Broly met Cheelai and Leemo, 5 year time skip, Broly arrives on Earth, (the birth of Neiya and Bulla), 5 year time skip, Bojack, (birth of Pan, Bardock and Dende Jr), Battle of Gods, Resurrection F, maybe Buu, and a combo of stuff from GT and Super over the course of 10 to 15 years, (Black Star Dragon Balls, Baby, Tournament of Power, Nega-Goku, etc.)

Quick question; should I make it a 5 year time skip before Broly, or a 10 year time skip after Broly? Either way, we're gonna get a chapter focusing on how Broly met Cheelai and Leemo before we move onto the film.

As a final note, I have a poll up that relates to my much belated Bruce Timm DCAU story. The story retells the Teen Titans cartoon, and connects it to JLU, the Animated Batman and Superman series', and slight hints to stuff that will happen in Batman Beyond. The story also includes 2 OC's added, characters such as Blackfire and Rose Wilson actually join the Titans, etc.