"So I just gotta Kill 682?" Ethan asks. "Yes. We believe your use of Materiokinesis can kill the item once and for all." The researcher says.
"No." Ethan says. "H-huh?" He asks.
"No. Simple as that. 682 is a universal constant. Its why he can't die okay. Even if I did he'll just come back. So Get comfortable doctor. Because 682 is here to stay." Ethan says reclining on his couch. "B-but you could try at-" "Bitch I said no. Just contain him for the long haul and quit being a bitch. Face it. He will not die. Not unless an Outerversal threat comes to kill us all. It'll be the only way to kill him." Ethan says.
"B-b-but we might have a chance. Please reconsider!" The researcher says. "I said no." Ethan said before growing and impaling the doctor's arm with his claw. He screams in pain and Whimpers away.
Ethan Flicked the blood off his claw. "Big brother, You should've been more nice." Samantha complains.
"Nah." Ethan waves off. Josie crawls up to his stomach to Meow curiously. "Oh what? You mad that I won't give you cheese?" Ethan asks.
She Seemingly glares at him. "You know why I can't Josie. Now shoo. I'm Busy being an Unforgiving edgelord." Ethan jokes. She Crawls to his Neck and Flops down. Her plopping down on his face while her legs flopped to the side.
"You're not making this easy for me you know?" Ethan says through Josie's fur.
"Hey Ethan?" Samantha asks. "Yeah sis?" Ethan asks. "When will you be able to find your family again?" She asks.
"When this goddamned Gate card resumes charging. Whatever 2521 did to it the card will not charge anymore. I've tried anything to fix it but nothing has worked. This sucks!" Ethan sighs.
"Whatever happened to 2521 anyway?" She asks.
"I killed it. Plain and simple. it was mainly composed of Ribbons so I Had that weaved into some gloves that are pretty sticky, a Nice looking suit coat, and put the rest in cold storage for Kazuma." Ethan says.
"Who's Kazuma?" Samantha asks. "My younger brother and your older brother. Wonder how he is doing?" Ethan wonders.
The door gets knocked on. "Who is it?" Ethan asks. "Uhm it's Dr Bright. We got a disembodied Cat head that can speak and it says it knows you. What the fuck...?" Bright says. Ethan raised an eyebrow and lifted up to open the door.
He Looked to see it was indeed a Disembodied cat head. "Hey Ethan." She says. "Godzilla? The hell?" Ethan asks.
"Well I tried using my collar tracking device and stuck my head through the gate portal but now I can't get out. The JSDF have set up a Base around it and everyone is worried about you.
"I see. So do you want me to push you back in or pull you out?" Ethan asks.
"Push me in. I can let the others know your safe then." Godzilla says.
"Alright. This, This is just so fucking weird man." Ethan says. He then pushes Godzilla in enough to Poke his hand through but now its stuck. "Oh god dammit." He groans. He suddenly felt his Arm Detach without any reason what so ever just as it gets pulled through. Closing the portal. "Awe come on! That was my good hand." He complains.
Itami Screamed when he Saw that he pulled an entire arm off. and Accidently threw it back in the portal. "Crap!" He says.
Meanwhile the arm Lands back in the backyard of Kazuma's Mansion. Where it stood up onto its fingers. It Grew two Metallic Skate blades that extended of the fore arm and reduced the weight. It crawled around aimlessly bumping into stuff.
"Huh? What is Ethan's Arm doing here?" Kazuma asks as he picks the arm up.
Ethan knew something was happening when he felt his arm be picked up. "Are you listening?" The researcher asks. "Huh? Oh no I'm just trying to figure out where my arm could possibly be now. By my guess. My bro Kazuma just picked it up." Ethan says.
"Ugh. This is useless. interview over." He sighs as he heads out. He suddenly shivered when he suddenly noticed he could see something new. He closed his Eyes and Kept the new one open.
Meanwhile back in Kazuma's World, He just attached a Single eye on an Eyestalk to the back of Ethan's Hand. "Alright. Now to attach the ears. He says. The hand crawls up to Smack Kazuma in the face. The eye already conveying anger. "Hey! Not cool." He says. The eye does an Eye roll and Looks around. Noticing the papers. Kazuma looked to wear the arm is pointing at and Got the idea. He took some papers and a Pen and passed it to His arms.
Ethan Grabbed the pen and did a Quick message. "I told you not to put body parts on me you asswipe!" He wrote. Kazuma chuckles. "Yep, It's you alright."
"Ugh. anyway you mind bringing my arm through the gate portal. I got some things to do. And Guess what. I got dragged into the SCP universe! Yay!" Ethan's arm wrote before jazz handing.
"Oh crap. Kazuma says. He Grabs Ethan's arm to Head Out. "Chimera! We're heading out." Kazuma says.
Chimera lands on Kazuma's lawn for him to climb on the saddle and steer towards the Gate portal. He enters.
Ethan meanwhile was trying to get used to not using his dominant hand. He was looking at his phone to the SCP Wiki on any SCP that may help him out.
"Big bro are you gonna be okay?" Samanthat asks. "Yeah I'll be alright. This is just and Inconvenience for me right now." Ethan said.
He Then Heard some wood clatter to the ground. He Looked back to see SCP-1609.
"Oh, Hi. I'm guessing my request got through. Glad to meet you 1609." Ethan waves. He Couldn't here anything but he knew the question was in the air.
"You wish to know if I can Fix you huh?" He asks. "Who are you talking to?" Samantha asks. "Just watch sis." Ethan asks. He grabs his Bag and Pulls out a Long Crimson wood plank. He sets that down and Steps to kneel before the remains of a chair. "I'm Gonna attempt to fix you now. Understand?" He asks.
He Holds his hand out and Felt the molecules in each piece of the chair. Hr Lifted the Leather and Cotton first. Repairing the tears and Rips in them with no trouble. He Set the Leather nearby and Lifted Each Piece of the wood. He Used the Crimson wood to Fill in the gaps and infused into the wood. He Places the leather Onto the seat and it is reattached with the repaired nails. Ethan Felt the form Waver so He rearranged the Molecules to turn the remains of a chair into a Puppet doll with the leather acting as clothes.
"Unfortunately I couldn't remake you into your original form. I'm sorry. But I hope that this new form can bring you peace to your mind." Ethan asks the SCP. The Puppet Rose up to its feet with no effort. It resembled a Flower girl from a wedding. Standing 17 feet tall.
Its face had the most carvings as it resembled a girls face. a Little Openable and closeable mouth, And Wiggleable cat ears poking through the hair. Under the dress a Long Prehensile cat tail swished back and forth. The Leather and Cotton was reshaped into a viable dress with plumage under the skirt and a single flower on the sash. Her feet donned in leather ballet shoes, The hair was made from some Demon hair Ethan gave it and the only thing not wooden or leather was the Polished metal eyes painted accordingly.
The Puppet began to cry against all odds and Jumps up to hug Him. "Awe. Your welcome child. Here." Ethan said Hugging it back. Ethan then Pulled out a card and Placed it on the puppet to give it a new power. "I notice how you seem to like flowers so I gave you some green thumbs. Have fun!" Ethan waves. The Puppet Nods and waves bye before teleporting away.
"Heh. Cute little puppet." Ethan chuckles. He Suddenly got punched by a stray arm and fist that reattached itself to his arm.
"Okay ow for one." Ethan says.
"Sorry!" Wiz apologizes. Ethan looks over to see her and the others waving from his mirror of all things. "Hey guys!" He chuckles.
And scene.
