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whitewizard97: They were good jokes...but yes...you do need help.

fallendemon248 : Not entirely done with Ross yet, and she's only a couple of weeks pregenant at this point. But yes, she will most definetly have the baby before Thanos arrives since this is in 2016 and Thanos arrives around 2018.

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Caelus06 : No.

Chapter 65 -

"So, what happened?" Steve asked as the Avengers plus Jennifer had all gathered at Avengers headquarters, they were all sat around, some with drinks (alcoholic and non-alcoholic) in their hands. The only person who had not really been there was Bruce who was spending some time with Betty.

"Well, for the most part I let the two good looking geniuses do their jobs." Harry said as he gestured to Jennifer and Gwen.

"Thank you." Gwen smiled while Jennifer wiped some imaginary dust off of her shoulder.

"After that there was a bunch of talking but eventually it became time to make a decision," Jennifer said. "I think between our smooth talking and the way the public opinion was, it wasn't totally surprising that they voted in our favour." She added. "It seems like we should thank 'whoever' it was that revealed the accords to the public." She said, giving Harry a knowing smile.

"Yeah," Harry agreed quickly before he looked at Natasha and Sif. "that person is a hero, one that should be thanked...I'm sure he would more than likely appreciate sex." Harry added.

"Well, if we ever manage to find this person we'll be sure to offer him some." Sif replied in a jokey voice as she leaned forward and kissed Harry's forehead.

"Great, he'd probably like some money as well." Harry added to Tony.

"Like the sexy warrior goddess said, if we ever manage to find this person then I'll be sure to offer him some." Tony replied with a roll of his eyes.

"See that you do," Harry grinned before he started talking to the others. "there were a few people who argued against us but eventually we were able to get enough people to vote against it."

"I imagine that it helped a lot that we weren't exactly protesting the idea of having rules as much as we were protesting against the specific ones in the accords." Gwen added after taking a sip of her drink.

"This is great news but how likely do you think it'll be for somebody else to try and push forward new accords?" Wanda asked.

"Incredibly likely," Steve answered with a small sigh. "this is not something that will be stopped forever, eventually someone else will make some new accords."

"And as long as they're fair and not written by a total dumbass, then I will support them." Harry shrugged.

"Speaking of dumbasses, what is going to happen to Ross?" Sam asked.

"Ah, well I told Fury about all of his crimes," Harry answered. "so did Betty and Bruce. I revealed pretty much every dirty secret Ross had - or at least every relevant one - including the fact that he had come close to recreating the ability to produce more Hulks."

"What?! Really?!" Rhodey blurted out in shock. "He didn't learn from Abomination?"

"Apparently not." Harry shrugged. "Luckily Fury and I were both able to agree to destroy this research if for no other reason than to prevent multiple hulks jumping up and down New York."

"I bet his shiny medals are really looking good right now." Sam said to Rhodey with a smirk that he failed to hide behind his drink.

"Just...just don't bring that up," Rhodey cringed slightly as Tony snorted in amusement. "so he's going to jail?" He asked Harry, pulling everyone back to what he felt like was the more important subject.

"Yep, he's going to jail, losing his job, losing his popularity and his daughter is currently banging one of his most hated enemies who she will possibly marry and have kids with." Harry hummed. "So yeah, things aren't really going good for him. Funny thing is that he could probably have just went onto enjoy the rest of his life and his high paying job if not for the fact that he got greedy and wanted more." Harry added.

"Well...there's our lesson for the day." Tony snorted before taking a sip out of his drink.

"This is nice." Sif said, she and Harry were currently sat in a restaurant together, both having decided to spend some time together. Harry had dressed in a simple suit but one that Sif had clearly liked, as evidenced when she had said 'Harry, I like that suit'. Sif herself was wearing a rather beautiful red dress and had her hair up in a bun, she also wore some silver earrings that she had borrowed from Natasha.

"I like to think so," Harry smiled before taking a bite of his food. "I'm glad we get to spend some time together." Harry said after swallowing.

"As am I," Sif smiled. "lately it feels like we haven't spent much time with each other, well...we do spend time together but I mean just you and I."

"I'm sorry," Harry said in an apologetic voice. "I hope you don't think I was intentionally neglecting you or anything, because really I wasn't."

"I know," Sif said, she reached over and squeezed his hand. "you've been busy, I understand."

"I don't know what I ever did to deserve you," Harry said as he pulled her hand up to his mouth and kissed her knuckles. "but I am glad I did whatever I did."

"All you needed to do was be yourself," Sif said, she returned to eating when Harry let go of her hand. "and that's all you'll ever have to do."

"And the same goes for you," Harry replied. "but once again, I am sorry. The accords took up a lot of my time, and now with Nat being pregnant I just..."

"Harry," Sif cut him off. "I understand, I am not a little girl who will be upset if you don't spend time a lot of time with me every single day. You have your duties, not just in your relationship with myself but also your relationship with Natasha, your job as an Avenger and the other responsibilities that will be thrust upon you when you finally become a father. I might not be in your situation but I can understand well enough."

"Thank you." Harry said in a quiet voice.

"You are very much welcome," Sif nodded to him. "also it goes without saying that from tonight to tomorrow morning you are all mine." She said with a bright twinkle in her eye as she took a sip from her drink.

"The sacrifices I have to make." Harry tutted and shook his head in a fake show of sorrow.

The next morning Harry's eyes slowly filtered open, he opened and closed them a few times to shove all the dust and sleep out of his eyelids. He turned his head to the side when he heard the sound of soft breathing, he saw Sif lying in bed, she was wearing the same amount of clothes as he was, which was none. The only thing covering them both was the bed cover. Her head was resting on his shoulder and chest, she had an arm over his torso, and he could feel one of her legs draped over one of his as she pressed her body into his side.

Harry leaned his head over and planted a soft kiss on her forehead, being careful not to wake her up.

"Morning." She hummed without opening her eyes, apparently he hadn't been careful enough, either that or she had actually already been awake and simply just didn't want to get out of bed.

"Morning." Harry said. "Good sleep?" He asked.

"Yes, how about you?" She asked, snuggling into his side. "Did you have any dreams?"

"It was alright," Harry answered. "no dreams, no nightmares either." Harry added with a small shake of his head. "Why do you ask?" He asked.

"I had a dream." She told him.

"Oh? A good one?"

"A great one." She said with a sleepy smile.

"What was it about?" Harry asked, his hand rubbing circles on her back.

"Well...Natasha wasn't the only one who was having a baby." Sif said, eyes opening and meeting Harry's surprised green ones. "It was a really nice dream."

"I'll take you word for it," Harry responded before taking a breath. "was this one of those dreams that you want to come true?" He asked, raising an eyebrow.

"It might have been," Sif said in a quiet voice. "what do you think about it?" She asked.

"I would say my limit is one pregnant woman at a time." Harry responded. "We both know that that's not a simple decision, after Nat has the baby, I'd be willing to sit down and talk about it with you."

"You promise?" She asked, she was not entirely sure that she was yet ready to have children but it was something that she thought they seriously needed to discuss if their relationship was going to continue moving forwards, she didn't want either of them to have any false ideas about if the other wanted kids or when the other person wanted kids. Having kids was especially a serious thing in Asgard, part of the reason why was because of how long of a life span an Asgardian possessed.

"I promise," Harry nodded. "after Natasha has given birth and I take a few months to get my bearings, then I will talk to you about having kids. I swear." He said while looking at her, his emerald green eyes locked onto hers as if he was trying to convince her through his eyes, and it seemed to have worked.

"Thank you." Sif smiled at him briefly before a thought occurred to her. "Did...did you ever have children on your last world?" She asked curiously, keeping a careful eye on his facial expression, hoping that the question didn't bother him too much.

"No," Harry sighed. "I had my godson, Teddy, but that was it."

"Really?"

"In my last world kids were considered to simply be bad things that got you killed." Harry shrugged.

"Harry!" Sif gasped.

"I don't mean that as an insult," Harry continued speaking before she could start getting angry. "they could actually get you killed. If you had a child then your options were to either let him or her die or waste a great amount of effort in trying to protect them which could in turn get you killed which would then likely result in them getting killed anyway. It was a world of survival, if you couldn't survive then you had no place in it. If anyone on my side did have kids then then other side would target them and try to kill them."

"W...what if they had kids?" Sif asked. "What would you do with the enemies children?"

"It would depend on how young they were." Harry answered, looking quite sad. "If they were very, very young like babies then we would try and keep them away from the death eaters and just do our best to make sure they grow up and we tried our best to limit how badly the war affected them. If they were older and had already been taught bad things by the enemy then we tried our best to teach them why it was wrong, for the most part it depended on lots of things such as age, life experiences, we generally just did our best to keep them happy and safe."

"Did...did you ever harm any of the children? Not you, I mean!" She quickly added the last part before he could respond. "Did...did your men and women ever harm the children?" She asked, to Harry it looked like she was struggling with the thought of children being harmed. Harry knew that she knew it was possible, it was damn near impossible for someone who lived as long as her to not know that, but she still clearly didn't like it.

"One person did," Harry answered, closing his eyes as he did so. "his name was Zacharias Smith, he was in my year at school. He had always been a cocky and arrogant little shit, he had always been difficult. I had very early on made it clear that children were not to be harmed, that if anyone did so then they would answer to me. One day I attacked a massive party that one of Voldemort's men was hosting, I had managed to kill a few death eaters and steal quite a bit of money, but that was never my true objective. The point was to distract them so my people could raid somewhere else. When I got back they had managed to get some rare books, quite a few magical items and a lot of money, but they also had a dead baby with them."

"No!" Sif breathed, looking horrified.

"I questioned them," Harry continued, his eyes were still closed. "eventually I found out that Smith had killed the baby to prevent 'more enemies' from growing up."

"What happened then?" She asked, Harry opened his eyes and looked at her.

"I made an example of him," He said, giving her an intense stare. "after that nobody on my side harmed kids again. When my child arrives, he or she will become my world. And I will do everything in my power to protect my family."

"Harry," Natasha said the next day when Harry started eating breakfast. "there's a note for you." She said. "It just dropped next to me before you came in."

"What the hell does she want now?" Harry frowned as he read the note. He shook his head before placing it down and starting to eat.

"Well?" Natasha asked.

"It was the Ancient One." Harry shrugged. "I'll eat my breakfast then go over and see what she wants."

A.N: Hi guys, hope you liked the chapter. For those of you who don't know I have gotten a job at a bread making factory and have spent a few day already working there, and it's hell. I actually got into bed after the first day of work and saw some bread trays before I closed my eyes. I would gladly gut the next person who offers me bread.

But sadly everyone needs a job, spending the majority of your day on fanfiction is not a good way to live your life (trust me, I've asked repeatedly, apparently it's not). For those who want to help me out feel free to donate on my pat-reon account (donate, don't have to give a specific amount and I have to make it clear I'm not demanding money nor am I asking for it in exchange for reading my work). If you do donate then you get early access to my newer works, for example I uploaded chapter ten of my Widow's Vengeance story earlier today and will later release that chapter on this website after about a week or two. In the future I plan to add more rewards and stuff. Oh and I'm also doing reviews on there now, I actually put up a review for the Avatar the Last Airbender film on my pat-reon account. Yeah, now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go to Ba Sing Se where there is no Avatar the Last Airbender film.

Thanks for reading, feel free to leave a review and enjoy the omakes.

Omake 1:

"Oh for fuck sakes." Natasha groaned, she and Harry were staying in a hotel room for a night and their sleep was being constantly disturbed by a drug deal going on in the next room.

"Where's the stuff?" One voice asked.

"No, you don't get to see the stuff before I see the money." The other voice replied.

"There's only one way to end this quickly." Harry said to Natasha. "He's wearing a wire!" Harry shouted.

Omake 2 (idea from Kitty):

"Alright," Natasha said to a teenage Rose. "I'm going to teach you the important art of seduction."

"Nope." Harry said as he walks into the room and picks up his daughter before walking out without saying another word.

Omake 3 (from Barbaric Bob):

Strange: I'm the sorcerer supreme because I have the time stone

Harry:... That's the dumbest qualifier for a stupid magical title I've ever seen

Strange: No it's not, it means I can hold the power of time and be responsible with it

Harry: Yeah, no. we had time turners available for students who wanted to take extra classes that overlapped in a schedule, believe me, if having power over time meant anything I'd call myself the supreme Mugwump

Omake 4:

The Avengers all assembled together as the aliens flew downwards from the sky.

"Clint, what are you doing?" Natasha whispered to Clint who had closed his eyes.

"I'm closing my eyes and hoping they go away." Clint replied.

"That's stupid, I...Harry why are you doing the same?"

"Because I'm magical and it might actually work if I do it." Harry answered.

Omake 5 :

"Hey, back off." Natasha said to the tenth girl who tried to flirt with Harry.

"It's not like you've got your name on him." The girl scoffed.

"Actually..." Natasha turned Harry around and pulled up his shirt to reveal a tattoo on his back that said 'If found return to Avengers or Natasha'. "...I do." She smirked at the girl.