I literally have no idea what's going on anymore.
Chapter 73: Fireheart POV: Cats are cool
September 6, whatever random time
Fireheart was a warrior cat of Thunderclan. He was friends with a rather nice rogue cat, who visited a few times every moon. Her name was Minerva, and Fireheart knew that she was one of those pranksters. He wasn't sure how a cat could play pranks, and wondered how he'd learned about pranks, but he decided he'd blame Minerva for all that.
When Minerva decided to visit Thunderclan for the second time in a quarter moon, Fireheart was sure something was wrong. The three cats, Minerva, Graystripe, and Fireheart, were out hunting, because Minerva really wanted to. No one enjoyed refusing the silver tabby, so there they were, hunting. They were going towards Sunningrocks, and right before they arrived, there was quite a bit of pink perfume that covered them, and Fireheart fell unconscious.
When he woke up, he was in the middle of a field of grass, surrounded by Twolegs. He sat up and looked around, before yelping in alarm. Graystripe and Minerva had been turned into Twolegs! And judging by the way he was feeling, he had probably been turned into one too. This was obviously another prank by Minerva, but where she'd found magic pink perfume was a whole different story.
Fireheart didn't understand why she looked so old, either, when he looked… younger?
"So," Minerva said cheerfully. Somehow Fireheart could understand, and probably speak the language. "You are officially called humans for now! Temporary, of course. And this is a human thing called school. Enjoy!"
She was gone with a loud cracking sound before they could blink. After a really long time of walking around, and stumbling as they figured out how to balance with two legs, Fireheart and Graystripe met another student who looked shorter than everyone else. Everyone else also looked very scary and unapproachable.
"Hi there! I'm John!" the student said. "You two look unfamiliar, so I'm guessing you're looking for the principal to join the school, right?"
Fireheart nodded. Minerva did tell them to enjoy this 'school'. They'd probably have to 'join the school' before enjoying the school.
"Oh, so the principal's office is over there. I'll show you," John said, leading them towards a building. "What's your name?"
Fireheart had a second to think of a good Twoleg name. "Fire Heart and Gray Stripe" he blurted out. Then he realized, those sounded like terrible names, and Twolegs usually had weird names like 'John'.
"Cool," John said. "Here's the office!" He lead them inside.
"Mrs. Herron, these are two new transfer students. Fire Heart and Gray Stripe."
"Ooh!" Mrs. Herron said, looking at them over here paper thing. A book?
"You two... " she wrote something down. "How about room 304, on floor 3. You will be rooming with an energetic kid, Leo Valdez. He recently registered, too. I'm sure you'll be great friends!" Mrs. Herron handed them two cards. "And these are your room cards. Don't lose it, it costs five dollars to replace them."
"Thank you," John said. Apparently, saying 'thank you' was a Twoleg, or human, sign of thanks.
"Thank you," Fireheart said.
"Thank you," Graystripe repeated.
"And here are the dorm rooms!" John said, leading them out. He began giving them a tour of the school.
Perhaps they would be able to enjoy themselves, just like Minerva wanted them to.
Caralinguiel
March 12, 2021