I'm Kathrine Mulligan with breaking news. Ace Savvy and the Full House Gang have enlisted the help of the finest hunter in the Royal Woods forest. It is believed that Sneaky Herman the Hermit has been spotted in downtown Royal Woods, coincedently right near this very- (stuido is then suddenly taken away) -stu... dio. Um, we'll be right back.

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Downtown Royal Woods, a fitting setting for our final battle. Where the powers of good and evil with clash climatically, and a really good place for pizza.

As the narrator was talking about the background, a really tall pile of buildings, cars, benches, street signs, and other stuff was moving along. In the center of town, the heroes and temporary heroes had just gotten out of the tricked out monster truck Ace and the Full Deck call the High Roller.

"Man, that hunter sure left in a hurry." Strong Suit said.

"I didn't even get a chance to say bye-bye." Eleven said.

"Didn't get his number." Purple grumbled to herself.

"Well dealing with you ten, I'd wouldn't want to stay around you for long either." Blackjack said.

"And what does that mean?" Queen of Diamonds demanded.

"Cease and desist you two." Card Counter got in between the two before they can fight, "Besides we have everything we need to know on how to take down Sneaky Herman. After we save Royals Woods than Queen can rip any body part off Blackjack as she pleases."

"What?" Blackjack questioned.

"Yeah, we will soon put an end to 'Stinky Herman'!" Joker said, causing everyone to laugh. Ace even falling the ground holding his stomach, not noticing the claw gloved hands lifting up the High Roller.

Eight of Spades finished her monotonous laugh before looking around, "Uh guys, where's our ride?"

Everyone stopped laughing and saw that their vehicle was stolen, "OH NO!" High Card freaked as she handed the Deuce to Night Club, "OUR HIGH ROLLER IS GONE!"

"I don't know what you're complaining about, that vehicle is way past its warranty."

The group then got into battle stances, "SNEAKY HERMAN!"

Sneaky Herman stood there, donning a green sweater, pants, clawed gloves, a shell on the their back, and a green hermit crab styled glasses hiding scruffy brown hair "That's Sneaky Herman PHD, thank you very much."

One-Eyed Jack then pointed to Herman, "I see you've been real busy Herman."

"Yeah, you stole nearly the entire town!" Royal Flush said.

"And put it all on your back too." Blackjack added as he saw the tall mountain of stuff Herman has kept balanced on their back. "It's reasonably impressive I guess." he said, though inside he was jealous of how much he's taken in a short amount of time compared to how much he did his entire villain career.

"You stole our vehicle Herman!" Ace exclaimed.

"And our evil lairs you hot piece of poop!" Purple Purloiner added.

"Evil bears?" Eleven fearfully asked as an image of cute panda bears with glowing red eyes flashed up.

"But the questions remains, why?" Card Counter asked, "Why do of all of this? Why steal the whole town?"

Herman looked away, "Every lifeform needs someplace they can call their home."

The 14 supers gave Herman 'WTF' looks, "A HOME! YOU PUT ALL OF ROYAL WOODS ON YOUR BACK FOR A STINKING HOME!" Diamond yelled in exasperation for Herman's motivation.

Purple then questioned, "So what's your plan Herman? Put the whole town on your back, then the next town, and eventually the entire world."

Herman shrugged, "Precisely."

"All on your back?" Eight of Spades asked, "Where will you stand?"

Blackjack then rubbed his neck, "Gee, I too want to take over the world, but even I'm not that crazy."

Strong Suit then groaned, "Okay enough of the talking, can we start fighting already!?"

Ace then said, "Prepare to face the draw of Justice Sneaky Herman."

"Not less you eat my crustaceous claws you clods."

The heroes got in position, "I hope you brought a stunt double Herman, because this will hurt." Joker said.

"ATTACK!" Ace ordered, and the other's fired their projectiles. Queen with her diamond tiara, One-Eyed Jack with chips from his belt dispenser, Joker with her pies, Card Counter with her abacus, and Deuce with her dirty diapers.

(cue the stunt double)

The stunt double, who wore a much worn downed version of Herman's outfit, hoped out and batted away the projectiles onto the pile along with a building. Strong Suit charged in, but the Stunt Double side stepped and accidently hit a sneaking Eight sending them both down. Night Club fired a sonic boom from her amps, but the stunt double sneaked around and tossed the oversized amps onto their back.

As soon as the action sequence was over, Herman tossed another building onto their back before heading over to the middle of town. Where I giant building that looked like a giant needle stood, Blackjack then called "Herman's about to steal the Sky Needle!"

The others gasped as they recovered, Card Counter then said "That's the last building in Royal Woods, if he puts that on his back then all of Royal Woods is lost."

With Herman, they were trying to lift up the Needle, which was giving Herman a lot more trouble than usual. "Ok seriously, WHY ISH THISH BUILDING SO HEAVY!?"

Eleven the raised her hand, "Oh, I know! Becuase it's locked, see." she pointed up to show that at the top of the Sky Needle was a comedically large padlock straped to the tip. "You can take that lock off and take the building lickety split, and you can use those window washing platforms to get up there." she pointed to the eight window washing platforms placed at the bottom of the building.

"Huh, how very convenient. Much appreciated."

Purple groaned, "Why are you heroes always have to be so helpful?"

Ace then said, "No time, let's go." the heroes started following after Herman. Herman was half way up the needle as the group dispersed into teams of two on the platforms. High Card and Eleven, Night Club and Joker, Strong Suit and Eight, Royal Flush and Queen, Card Counter and Deuce, and Ace and Purple after she tossed One-Eyed Jack off the platform before taking his place, leaving him with Blackjack.

They tried to slow Herman down but nothing worked.

Ace then looked to Jack, who was pulling on the rope of the platform beside his. "What do we do Jack? If we don't stop Herman soon we're doomed."

"I don't know Ace, but I'm starting to get a little light headed." Jack said groggily, he barfed a little in his mouth before swallowing it back "Oh I was never good with heights, nearly spilled my lunch."

Purple then poked Ace when she heard that last part, "Wait, Ace. Spilling."

Ace said, "Huh?" before realizing, "Oh yeah, you're right Purple. The hunter said that carrying so much on his back leaves Herman's stability and core strength in a compromising position, even the smallest misstep can cause everything on his back to fall off."

Jack then added, "Which means that Herman susceptible to sneezing!"

"You guys got that?" Ace asked the others.

"We're having salmon for dinner tonight?" Eleven asked.

High Card groaned, "No, pepper. We use pepper to make Herman sneeze and drop everything he stole."

"Oh right, if only we had some."

Eight then realized, "Wait, Strong Suit. You still have the pepper from the restaurant?" she asked.

Strong Suit then pulled out the pepper shaker, "Bingo, bango."

Soon all 8 window washing platforms were all at the top, with Ace's being closest to Herman. "Strong Suit?" he called. The muscle of the team, who was on the far left, tossed the pepper shaker to Ace. He faced Herman and pointed the shaker at him, with Purple holding onto him from behind. "Alright Herman, you've just played your last dirty card. Now it's time you fold."

Herman laughed, "Ha! What's a little Piper nigrum gonna- uh oh."

"By the power of the cards, I deal out a hot pipping dose of PEPPER!" he swung the shaker at Herman, releasing a cloud of the spice at Herman. His nose started to twitch. "Everyone drop!" Ace then lowered the platform away from Herman, the others following suit.

"Uh. Ah. No. Must not... A! Can't! Take! Ah!

AAAAAAAAAAAAACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

With that sneeze, everything tumbled off of Herman's back and back to it's original position. The opera house, the Loud House, Lynn's Table, etc.

(cut)

We now see the 14 supers at the base of the Sky Needle, "Well that should teach Herman his lesson." High Card said.

"Yep, we totally turned that guy into crab cakes." Strong Suit said pounding her fists together.

"But we couldn't have done it without the help of our enemies." Ace said gesturing to Blackjack and Purple Purloiner. "Thank you guys." he held out a hand.

Blackjack scoffed but shook his hand anyway, "Yeah, yeah. Just don't expect this to be a regular thing, next time you're on your own." he pulled his hand away. "Now I got to go steal something to get this hero stink off me, but first." Blackjack pulled out a sharpie and quickly drew handle bar mustaches and bushy eyebrows on the heroines before running off.

Queen scoffed before she pulled off a skin colored face mask which the marker was drawn on, "Amateur."

Ace then said, "Just let him go. So how about we all head back to the opera house and finished that score." the hero gang groaned, with the exception of Card Counter. "Or we can go to the mall." he despondently offered, which was met with cheers from the girls and Jack. They headed over to their regained amphibious vehicle, but Ace was stopped by a purple gloved hand.

"Hold up Mister." Ace gulped before looking back to Purple, who was still there with a sly smile "Remember our deal. I held up my end, now you hold up yours."

"Ace you coming?" High Card called as she sat in the driver seat of the High Roller.

Ace then sighed before facing his sisters and sidekick, "Sorry guys, but I made a promise. I'll catch up with you guys later." they groaned but drove off.

Purple then pulled Ace by the collar to her, "Finally we're alone." she said before crashing her lips onto Ace's, the hero reluctantly returning it as well. Though he did taste her special wild berry flavored lipstick, the one she saves just for him. She pulled away from him, "Shall we head to my place, Spade?"

He rolled his eyes, "Okay, Ramona."

"Too bad about Herman, he seemed cute. But not as cute as you Ace."

"Uh thanks?"

She then picked him up and ran to her place as the camera panned out.

And so the forces evil has been once again been outplayed by the forces of good, and thankfully ends the madness of Sneaky Herman the Hermit. Toon in next time for another mostly interesting installment of...…. ACE SAVVY!