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Warning: This is a fan-based parody of Dragon Ball Z and My Little Pony Equestria Girls' Dragon Ball Z is the property of Funimation, Toei Animation, Fuji TV, Shueisha and Akira Toriyama while My Little Pony is the property of Hasbro. This story does not reflect on the personal and religious beliefs of the writer and is intended for entertainment purposes. Please Support the Official Releases!

Sunset, Adagio and her friends all sat around the lunch table. Where Twilight had gotten out her Computer, with software that could output the probability of certain situations based on whatever is typed about said situation.

"Okay! So all's I'm gonna need you three to first type out characteristics about yourselves," Twilight explained, "And make sure to be as honest as possible. This software isn't a lie detector, but well, you know..."

She showed them the computer where they began to type in things about themselves. It ranged from things that you'd expect about the three. Ranging from their favourite food, hobbies, and other things about themselves:

"Hi my name is Sonata and I Love Tacos! Did you know that there are nearly hundreds of thousands of different Taco recipes?!"

"I'm very fond of reading and physically stimulating exercise like sports," Ember typed, "And I'll always be there for you as emotional support."

And as you'd guess, Adagio went for a very provocative route.

"So like, I'm really good in bed..."

She was obviously teasing (Well, hopefully anyway). Nonetheless, she stunned the entire table with that. As they all widened their eyes and blushed a little. As she giggled with amusement.

"I-I don't think that's really necessary to say..." Twilight blushed as she held Spike in her arms. Covering the confused infant's ears, "J-Just start off a little broad if you will," She nervously chuckled.

Adagio chuckled, "Yes, yes. Just playing around..."

Adagio typed actual legitimate stuff about herself. Basically what she's like (Alluring and Sly), her hobbies and whatnot.

When the three all finally finished up. Twilight directed them to do their next thing to do, "Alright, now the next thing you all are supposed to do is type out things about the person you like which...would be Sentry..."

And wouldn't you know it: They began to type vigorously. As they all mumbled to each other about as many things about Flash as they could. Shocking everyone (except the baby).

And once the dust settled, this is what they typed:

Sentry, Flash Bio:

-Smart
-Blunt
-Responsible
-A little irritable
-Brash
-Has a fondness for all types of food
-Intrigued with Art and Mathematics
-Likes Adventure and Mystery Books
-A big softie on the inside
-Able to watch Spike for long periods of time and manages to keep him calm and entertained
-Very Introverted
-Hates Attention for an unknown reason that he hasn't told us about yet
-Is very interested in getting a red couch he's seen on his way home
-Barely knows how to cook
-Favorite Food is Hamburgers and Cup Ramen

"Well, that seems to be about everything we know about him," said Adagio, "I think this perfectly sums up everything,"

"WHAT!?" They all screamed in unison.

Now, keep in mind that Sunflower is also sitting with them. And well, she had already met Flash and was pretty good friends with him. But...some of what she was reading was a little surprising. She was just learning all of this...

"Yeah..." Ember quirked her eyebrow, "What's wrong with it?"

Rainbow Dash (Probably the bluntest of the group) was baffled by that statement. As she decided to point it out for Ember, "Wha-WHAT DO YOU MEAN: What's wrong? You mean to tell us that he's a 'Big Softie' inside?!"

Adagio's smirk widened, as she giggled and folded her arms, "So, I'm gonna assume all of this is news to you?"

"You're telling me!" Twilight exclaimed, "Since when the heck has Sentry ever had an infatuation with Math? He's the class's worst student!"

Sonata widened her eyes, a little confused by that, "Really? Because we saw him gawking at a bunch of Tests and assignments he got back over the weekend."

Sunset arched her eyebrow, "What did he get?"

Adagio stroked her chin, "Hmm...if I remember correctly: The average grade for all that work equated to 97.81%..."

"97!?" They all exclaimed in shock.

Twilight widened her eyes and dug her hands into her hair. Unable to comprehend that, "B-But th-that would mean h-his-his...AVERAGE WOULD MOST LIKELY HAVE GONE UP BY A FULL 70%!"

Applejack arched her eyebrow to that, glancing at Twilight, "Wait, how could you-"

"My brother does the report cards, do you know how many times I've snuck into his office and get a peek," She sighed, "But right now he's living at the Palace so it's not like I'm gonna get to see them anytime soon...BUT STILL! You mean to tell me that Sentry has just magically turned his entire grade point average around within a few days?!"

"Y-Yes..." Ember furrowed her eyebrows, a little concerned by the reaction, "Why is that so hard for you all to believe. I mean, he's publicly said that he studies 24/7..."

"And he's the same kid who's pranked us so many times in the past," Rarity stated, "You have to take into consideration, that the most we've known him he's been a pest and a nuisance to have in our class, darling."

"So...can you really blame us for findin' all of this whacky to believe?" Pinkie Pie asked, "I mean, Sentry is one of the biggest meanies ever!"

"I...really find that hard to believe," Sonata said, "I mean, sure he can yell a lot and get annoyed. To be honest, I haven't really seen him try to go near anyone. He really seems like a loner."

They all went silent for a moment. Again as they had to stay kind of quiet about the whole: Flash's is an alien (Even though the Dragons were well aware).

"W-Well I mean, maybe it's all an act!" Rainbow Dash spontaneously said, "For all we know, maybe he's just trying to play it off for all of you to make himself look good. You guys don't know him as long as we have. The Kid used to prank us all the time. He's set off stink bombs in Kindergarten, dumped water, paint, soda and other stuff on all of us on multiple occasions. A-And once he-"

"Pranked the entire Seventh and Eighth Grade populous?" Adagio replied with a sly smile.

"Y-Yeah..." Rainbow Dash responded a little confused, "Did he..."

"No, I did." Sunset interjected, "Just to let her know what kind of person Sentry's like."

Rarity grit her teeth and grumbled at the thought of that specific prank, "Oh I remember that prank very well! Ugh, he ruined my hair that day. Oh, he is so lucky that none of it fell out!"

Adagio chuckled, this was too good. They all really did not like Flash at all.

But, she did say she had some respect for Flash. So she decided to calmly step in, "Well on the contrary..." She drew the table's attention, "He's actually been pretty nice to us!" She took out her phone that she stol-Bought from the store and showed her photo gallery, "Look..."

The First was a picture of Flash, holding Spike in his arms as he was reading a bedtime story. "Here's Flash reading Spike a bedtime story..." she swiped to the next picture, "Here's him teaching Smolder how to do basic mathematics," Smolder sitting next to Flash who was holding a notebook, showing her a math equation and working through it with her. "They spent nearly the entire afternoon going through it. And He sat there patiently, helping her out until she got it right..."

Their shoulders dropped and their jaws dropped. This was definitely not a side of Flash they'd seen before. Even though...he did help them try to understand how easily flying worked literally last week.

Then again, he was being pretty sly about it and didn't exactly make it easy for everyone to grasp at all. But still. Seeing Flash just acting so nicely while knowing that he isn't exactly a 'role-model Esque person was just really offsetting, to say the least...

Adagio chuckled at all their faces, "It's hard to believe, but once you get past that rough hard shell of his. He's just a big softy; Kinda like one of those Huge Teddy Bears or somethin'."

Now that was something they all definitely couldn't imagine Flash being. A big ol' cuddly teddy bear was just impossible for any of them to imagine.

"Now that is just impossible to believe!" Rarity scoffed!

"Yeah, if anything he's more like the razor-sharp, scaly crocodile!" Pinkie Pie added.

"Well, the point still stands. He's a nice guy," Adagio's smirk widened, "Heck out of the goodness in his heart, he sleeps with me every night."

"WHAT!?" They all (again except for the baby) exclaimed in unison.

This was especially shocking to the two other Dragons as this was the first time they were hearing about this at all.

But speaking of which. The sudden shouting of all the girls did startle Spike. He frowned and pouted, sobbing thereafter.

Twilight widened her eyes, as she looked down at the baby. Grimacing, "OH! Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry I didn't mean to do that,"

"Oh it's fine," Twilight handed Adagio Spike, where she took out one of his pacifiers. She made a few kissing noises and softly cooed at Spike, "Spikey..." Spike abruptly stopped crying, Adagio gently put the pacifier.

Twilight sighed and frowned, now just feeling bad. "Great, now I've made a baby cry..."

She giggled, handing Spike back to Twilight, "Don't take it too personally..."

As soon as she handed Spike back to Twilight. Spike cuddled into Twi's embrace and slowly closed his eyes. Dozing off. Twilight smiled back, gushing at the scene of cuteness as she found herself holding the baby tighter.

The group all smiled at that. Finding that scene very cute. "Awww..."

"See, he loves you," Adagio chuckled, "Now um, where was I?"

"Flash sleeps with you?!" Sonata asked baffled, "Since when, the guy's the flustered person I've ever met."

"Yes this is rather some news to me as well," Ember added.

Surprisingly, that was something they could believe. Because they had already seen it first hand. Both when they first met Adagio and her friends and just this morning when...well you know.

But, what Adagio said earlier was really what they wanted to know.

Adagio giggled, leaning back into her seat. "There's nothing more to it though, I mean I asked him nicely under the agreement that it's completely platonic." She got up from her seat. And stretched, "Excuse me, I need to use the restroom for a moment."

She left the cafeteria, heading right for exactly where she said she was going.

She couldn't help but smirk even more. As she remembered the interaction between her and Flash that led to her saying what she did...

(Flashback Start)

It was a late Sunday Night In Flash's apartment. Mostly, everyone was asleep. Aria was at her usual spot which was Flash's couch...

Flash had managed to buy a few more sleeping bags to accommodate Sonata, Ember, and Smolder. And well...We all knew where Adagio and Spike were.

The Infant of course was in his crib. Fast asleep with a teddy bear next to him and the covers over him. Which meant the only two awake were Flash and Adagio...

Adagio of course was on the bed that she stolen (well, leaving the clone of the furniture behind at the furniture store). While Flash was sitting at his desk, keeping himself occupied with a school project he had yet to finish.

Of course, Flash stayed away from the bed. As he found it way too awkward to sleep with someone else in the same bed with whom he had no relationship too...so to speak that is.

Adagio sat up in the bed, and for the first time she looked genuinely unimpressed, "You know that this is a bed for two, right?"

"Nope." Flash responded, "But thanks for the insight..."

She silently groaned, she was just really tired and wanted to go to sleep, "So then how about you get in here now and we can both go to sleep."

Flash smirked and chuckled, spinning his chair around, "I'm busy. Plus I'm covered for the whole sleeping thing..." He turned his chair around and went back to typing on his computer, "I'll try and type quieter."

Adagio rolled her eyes, "Sleeping in a chair on a desk every night doesn't exactly sound like the healthiest thing. Y'know, that's why we have beds."

"Man you sure know your History."

Adagio bared her teeth scowled at Flash. He was certainly playing hard to get so to speak. Raising her voice a little, "You know, one day you're gonna develop some form of back pain and the only person you'll have to blame is yourself."

Flash sighed, spinning his chair back around. Narrowing his eyes on Adagio, "How long are you prepared to keep this up?"

"The entire night if I have to," She folded her arms and narrowed her eyes on him.

Flash again sighed, leaning back into his seat. He could clearly see that something was wrong. And if he kept it up any longer, Spike could wake up or something. And it was a challenge just to put him to sleep peacefully. He'd already been thrown up on twice and has had to adapt to changing Diapers...

"This seems out of character for you..." Flash said, folding his arms.

Adagio widened her eyes a little, a little stunned by that response, "W-What do you mean?

"I mean, it's almost as if you're begging me to just lie in bed with you," He pressed a button to put his computer to sleep, "You've always teased me for the most part. You've asked me to join you in the showers before. But you've never begged me before, Or I guess ask me angrily on more than one occasion."

Adagio gritted her teeth, realizing how deductive Flash was. Because truth be told, she did genuinely want him to sleep in bed with her. But there was no way she would give Flash the benefit of getting this point over her.

"W-What are you talking about?" Adagio asked, "I'm just suggesting that your idea is poor and that you should just sleep in a bed like everyone else."

Flash quirked his eyebrow and narrowed his eyes further on Adagio. He clearly heard her stutter, and she looked like she was about to break a sweat any second now. So he could clearly see that she was faking.

"Okay, when you actually wanna tell me the truth maybe I'll-"

"Ugh! You are so persistent you know that!" Adagio snapped. Before sighing, realizing that lying would be a lost cause against the Saiyan, "It's because...Um, It's because..."

"What?" Flash asked blankly.

"I'm getting to that!" She hissed.

What she wanted to say wasn't exactly easy for her to say. She'd only known Flash for like a week. And in that time, it was mostly her just teasing him and messing with him at school...

Subtly of course.

But, what she was about to say was kinda personal and honestly a little embarrassing from her point of view.

"I-I, I don't like to sleep alone..."

Flash widened his eyes to the sight of Adagio blushing furiously out of embarrassment, "What?"

"I said I don't like to sleep alone!" Adagio angrily reiterated, completely embarrassed. Gritting her teeth and folding her arms.

There was a moment of silence from then on. As the two said nothing to each other. As Adagio sat there too embarrassed to say another word on her own unless tempted. And Flash just sitting in his chair, taking all of that in.

Before making the next move...

Flash sighed, as he got up from his seat. Giving in and walking straight for the bed. "Alright, you win..." Flash knew she wasn't kidding. She was genuinely worked up over this. And he wasn't going to judge her for it. She was definitely telling the truth.

Adagio widened her eyes as Flash made his way onto the bed. Getting on the left side as Adagio slept on the right. Near Spike's cradle. "W-What?"

"Don't take this the wrong way," He sighed again, "But, If I'm gonna make living here easier for you. Then I suppose that doing this could be...the least I can do..."

He got onto his side of the bed. Placing the covers over him, "We stay on each other's sides alright," He turned to his side, placing a thin pillow between his knees, "Night..."

It was all so abrupt. That she didn't have any time to react to it all. Likewise, she turned off the lamp and lied down. As she let the silence consume the room.

Adagio lied there, just waiting for the sweet embrace of sleep to take her in. Lying there a little flustered...

Waiting, and Waiting and Waiting and...

Flash sighed, as he could realize something was wrong...

He sat up and looked down at her, as she tried to avoid making eye contact at first. "Okay, what's wrong now?" He asked gently.

"Um...well..." Adagio was becoming even more flustered and embarrassed now.

Flash kept his demeanour, "Look, whatever it is I won't judge you."

Adagio slowly glanced at Flash. Sitting up as she curled up a little, "Promise?"

"Promise."

"Okay..." She took a deep breath, "Do you think you and I could cuddle?"

...

Flash's eyes widened to that offer. Having let that entire thing sink in. "Wait, what!?"

Adagio pouted and glared at Flash, "You said you wouldn't judge."

"I'm not!" Flash responded, "B-But that?"

Adagio curled up more, resting her head on her knees. "I just, I also kinda liked to be held to sleep sometimes. It makes me feel comfier in the dark."

Flash's shoulders dropped. This was definitely news to him. For the whole time, he'd known Adagio. He'd seen her as some confident, mischievous and sassy Dragon who always liked to tease him and whatnot.

But this...

This was his first glance at her other feelings. Some of her pet peeves at what not. Which made him realize that maybe he was looking at her all wrong. That maybe he'd been judging a book by its cover. Something he'd always tried no to do.

He frowned, looking away so she didn't see him grit his teeth. As he was angry with himself now...

Adagio sighed as there was another moment of silence fell upon the two.

Before she finally spoke up, "Look, if you don't want to that's fine. I understand-"

"No..."

Adagio widened her eyes, as that caught her by surprise. "W-What..."

Flash sighed, glancing right back at her. Putting his arms out, "If...if that's what would help you out then maybe-"

She didn't hesitate. She lunged right for him! Wrapping her arms around him. She rested her head on his chest and nuzzled it. As for the first time at all, she genuinely smiled. Holding onto him a little tightly, letting out a happy yet tired moan.

Flash widened his eyes as he went beet red. As he didn't have any time to react to that. "I-I-you..."

"Thank you." She said politely. Something the Saiyan didn't see coming.

Flash was speechless now, he didn't know what else to say. Well, except for what came to mind first. "T-This is entirely...platonic though! D-D-Don't get any of the wrong ideas..."

Adagio nodded as she leaned more into him. "Mhm..."

Flash's brows both furrowed. As he did his best to keep what little composure he had left. But, could you honestly blame him? I mean the closest he's ever gotten with a girl was that time he hugged Sunflower Seed in Appleoosa.

He hesitantly wrapped his arms around her. Gently patting her head as he tried to stay calm. All while Adagio was actually enjoying it and felt safe and warm near him.

...

(Flashback End)

Flash twirled the noodles around his fork. Sitting in his usual spot on the rooftop. Near a bench in the middle of the platform. Literally, the only bench that nobody but him sat on (mainly because by now the entire school knew that Flash was always hanging around on the roof).

For the most part, he had finally comprehended that all three She-Dragons had kissed him. But even still he was a little flustered by the way they'd all done it. But likewise, he was doing a lot better.

"I could've sworn I packed chips in here..."

For the most part, Mino was the one who made his lunch. Packing them in capsules. The Pill-like device was capable of packing a large mass within it. And well, usually he also packed some other snack like chips or something. But he could not find them at all...

It was there, that Aria entered the Rooftop. Just by herself-alone...

She had her usual, grumpy-like lookin' expression. As she began to approach Flash, "Hey."

Flash widened his eyes a little, turning to glance at her. "Hey?..."

He was confused, to say the least. That she was here on her own, usually she and him kept their distance. Or other than that she was usually accompanied by some of the other Dragons.

"So, you didn't show your face at all today," Aria mockingly chuckled, as she began to eat the chips she stole from Flash just so blatantly.

Flash sighed, not noticing at first, "Yeah, I wonder why-Wait a minute..." He widened his eyes as he noticed the bag in her hand, "Are those my chips!?"

Aria winked one eye open, looking down at the bag. Bluntly answering him, "Yup."

"Wha-WHY!?" Flash exclaimed, "Those are my favourite Chips, do you know the hassle I go through trying to get them!?"

"Which makes it all the much better eating them," Just to add insult to injury. She took out a Soda that Flash was saving himself. An Orange flavoured Soda he loved. "You're a really generous person, y'know that?"

"HOW MUCH OF MY STUFF DO YOU STEAL!?" He sighed thereafter. Just getting to the point, "Anyways, what are you doing here?"

"I'm glad you asked..." She took a swig of his Soda, "So let's keep one thing clear, I hate you and you hate me, right?"

Flash's shoulders dropped, "To be honest, I don't think I know you all that much-"

"Yeah great." She interjected, "Anyway, I just wanted to say that...well your fainting was kind of pathetic."

"WHAT!" Flash exclaimed angrily, "What do you mean pathetic?! I've never even had a kiss before. Plus, I was in front of the entire class, I didn't even know how to react to all of it!"

"Yeah, I know. I was there," She rolled her eyes and scoffed, "Dipshit."

Flash grumbled and folded his arms, "So you came up here to reprimand me?"

"No, but seeing how we're all alone. And the fact that I'm starting to feel a little left out, and got a tad bit concern for your long absence... I feel like I know what we have to do."

Flash widened his eyes, as he eerily felt like he was catching her drift, "What?"

"Well that, and maybe I sort of owe you some retribution for stealing your food."

"I KNEW IT!"

"Stay focused ya doofus!" Aria snarled, "Anyway, what I'm saying is I want you to kiss me..."

Flash's eyes widened, "ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND!"

Aria rolled her eyes, "Well, see this is why I'm doing this."

Flash stopped for a moment, really listening to what she had just said. A little confused, "W-What..."

Aria sighed, "Sentry, look. I could care less about kissing you. Alright, it's not like I'll fall head over heels for you. But, shit you really need to learn to man up and just take what you want without fainting all the time. And seeing how we live with each other, I don't wanna hear you whining about the fact that you messed up your first date or something."

"Well...the likelihood of the that is about as low as the center of the earth." Flash deadpanned, "How is this supposed to help me, man, up?"

"Look, Sentry. Do you really wanna go the rest of your life fainting at everything?! Just being so timid to so many things!?"

"Well no but-"

"Then quick screwing around and just kiss me already!" She rolled her eyes, "Look at most, ten seconds. I want you to kiss me for ten seconds without losing your composure. Just so you're able to take it and maintain yourself."

There was a moment of silence thereafter. As Flash was trying to comprehend everything Aria was saying to him at the moment. She really wasn't gonna let this go. But most eerily, she was trying to help him out of slight pity...

Well, that and apparently she didn't wanna be 'left out.

Flash nervously gulped, "F-Fine. But a not a word to..."

"Yeah, yeah. I figured you'd say that just get on with it!"

Flash grumbled and scowled at Aria. She was making it seem like he asked her to kiss when it was opposite...

He grumbled as he began to approach Aria Blaze slowly, getting close to her. Staring her in the eyes. As she quirked her eyebrow at him, "Well..."

Flash cringed a little, he could not believe he was about to do this. But, maybe in a way Aria was sort of telling the truth. That maybe he needed to toughen up a little as he was getting older and older.

He closed his eyes. Wrapping his arms around Arias' waist and pulling her into a kiss. No hesitation whatsoever...

Aria widened her eyes a little, not expecting him to go so boldly at the get-go. Letting out a surprised moan at first. Before sinking into the kiss.

As it went on and on. Flash's tension slowly began to diminish, as he was finding himself easing up a little.

After a short while, The two finally separated. As Flash gasped for air, though still finding himself blushing furiously as Aria stayed pretty calm. Though a deviant smile was plastered across her face.

"My, My. Somebody has an affinity for me."

Flash scowled at Aria, "You just said-"

"Yeah, Yeah I know." Aria rolled her eyes, "Has anyone ever told you needed to lighten up once in a while," She flapped her hand, "Anyway, I suppose that was beyond satisfactory. But you'll probably need to practice a little more." She shot him an alluring smile, "If you want, maybe I and you could uh try something more heated?"

"ARIA!"

Aria merely laughed at Flash's over-reactivity. Finding it amusing, "Kidding." She turned around, "But seriously, you gotta work on keeping your composure." Before walking off...

Flash sighed, slapping his forehead as he sat back down onto the bench. As his blush resided on his face, "Oh man what has this day become?"

"And, the results should pop out now!"

Twi's laptop monitor displayed a bar graph that was supposed to represent Adagio, Sonata and Ember. As they and the rest of her friends watched. Genuinely surprised by the results.

"Okay...So apparently you three all have an equal chance at getting him." Twilight said, adjusting her glasses, "That's...well that's something alright."

Adagio smirked at that, finding the results a little ironic. "Well what do you know, looks like we'd all make rather fine partners with him. Isn't that ironic."

"Well...I'd still make the better Girlfriend," Sonata said proudly.

"No me..." Ember said subtly.

"Well, I wouldn't get your hopes that high," Adagio stated.

Rarity sighed, "I think the point is that this whole fight has been resolved," She cocked her eyebrow, "But would you actually do it. Would you actually date him of all people?"

Adagio pressed her lips together and stroked her chin, "Well, I respect him a little too much. I wouldn't wanna ruin it, but if I had the chance...yeah sure why not. It'd sound fun, plus he's pretty well acquainted with Spike."

Sonata nodded, "I'm kind of with Dagi on this one. I also wouldn't wanna ruin things with him. But If I had the chance then maybe I'd do it too."

Ember shrugged, "Eh, same."

"Well...to be fair you did sort of kiss him in front of the entire class..." Fluttershy mumbled, "Don't you think that maybe you should apologize for going that far with him. I mean, you all kind of just forcefully did it onto him."

The three all looked at each other. Taking a moment to let that sink in. In all fairness, Fluttershy was right. They did sort of taking things a little too far with the whole kiss thing. But what could they say? Dragons tend to be competitive with a lot of things.

"I, suppose you're right..." said Ember. She looked at the latter Dragons, "Maybe we should apologize to him for...all that."

"Well I don't see why we can't do it right now," Adagio said as Twilight handed Spike back to her. "There's a few minutes left to lunch."

The three all got up, waiving their friends goodbye as they headed to go apologize to Flash...

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