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Chapter 106: Disney Gallery 3
"Okay, before I start the cartoons, I have to say that I won't show some of Mickey Mouse ones." Nova said.
"How come?" Ruby said.
"Because... they're not funny. They just have the Disney magic. But enough about that. Let's start!"
NOVA CARTOONS present
A JAUNE ARC sound cartoon
THE BARN DANCE
"Barn dance? You mean a dance... in a barn? Where the animals... sleep?" Weiss said.
"You've never heard of a barn dance?" Jaune said.
"Wait, it's a thing in our world too?"
"You seriously never heard of a barn dance?" Yang said.
"No!"
"You wouldn't like it anyway. They usually end with blind sex." Nova said.
"Blind sex?!"
"Not all of them!" Jaune said.
"Then I probably went at these only." Nova said.
The cartoon starts with Jaune, going to Pyrrha's house in his carriage, to take her to the barn dance. He pulls the horse's leash and whips it to go faster. Then the carriage itself started running. They eventually arrived at Pyrrha's place. He exhales deeply from love. He whistles at her. She sticks her head out the window, in the middle of dressing up.
Pyrrha: Yoo hoo~!
She heads back inside. She gets her underwear, which was drying outside, and gets dressed. Jaune watches her getting dressed from down there. Then notices that the horse was watching too.
"I feel so exposed..." Pyrrha said, while holding her cheeks, blushing.
"Says the girl who wouldn't care fighting topless." Weiss said.
"It's different!"
"Someone's enjoying what he's seeing." Yang said. Jaune got what she meant and also blushed.
"And the horse too." Blake said.
He pulls down the curtain on the horse's eyes. Meanwhile, someone else was coming, in his fancy car.
"We have competition too." Yang said.
"Yo, Cardin's coming up in his Lambo." Nova said.
"Yeah, with the horn." Weiss said.
He stops at Pyrrha's place, to take her to the dance. He looks at Jaune's ride and he's like 'hmph'. He presses his horn to be heard. Jaune is like 'He makes me so mad!'. Because he didn't had a horn, he took the duck that was next to him and used it as a horn.
"Ahh, good ol' animal abuse." Nora said.
Pyrrha's parrot, which she always had I guess, couldn't stand the noise and squawks at them to shut up. Then Pyrrha finally came out, ready for the dance. She waves at the boys and waves her hair too.
"Cute dress." Ruby said.
She comes up to them. The boys take off their hats and bow. She immediately gets excited by Cardin's car and runs to it. Cardin is like 'Ha, suck it, loser'.
"Well, of course, all of us would pick the one with the car." Yang said.
"I prefer the carriage. It's more romantic." Pyrrha said.
"Yeah, the carriage is better." Blake said.
She gets in it. She excitedly presses the horn. Cardin rolls the lever and turns on the engine. He gets in and salutes Jaune, spouting exhaust fume. He steps on the gas... and the car leaves without the seats, leaving them behind. It crashes into a tree, turning into pieces.
They laughed a little.
"Fail!" Nora said.
Pyrrha gets up and disappointingly, raises her head at him, her nose surpassing her head. She goes to Jaune. He gets excited again. He helps her get in. They both raise their heads at Cardin. Even the horse gives him raspberry. Then the leave. Now, they try to have a sweet moment. Jaune winks at her and she is like 'Aww'. He puts his arm over her shoulder, making her feel more comfortable. He wants a little kissy. They do start kissing.
"HE DID IT!" Nova said.
"YES!" Nora said.
"Finally!" Yang said.
"Do you know why is everyone so excited when we kiss?" Jaune whispered at Pyrrha.
"Huh? I- I have no idea..." Pyrrha said, blushing lightly.
But the moment gets ruined by the horse's tail, slapping them. It slaps Jaune one more time. He grabs the tail, ties it to a 50 lbs weight and drops it down. They both laugh at the horse and then continue kissing. The horse tried to move its tail. With the momentum it gained, the weight hit Jaune on the head.
They all laughed.
Jaune had enough. He got on the horse and stretched out its neck, making the tail shorter. After that, Jaune and Pyrrha continued kissing.
The scene cuts to the dance, where everyone was dancing.
"So that's a barn dance." Weiss said.
"What else did you expect?" Blake said.
"Now that you know, if someone asked you to a barn dance, would you go?" Yang said.
"... No." Weiss said.
Jaune and Pyrrha were also dancing. But because of the way he danced, he kept stepping on her, with his shoes that kept growing by the second. He kept stepping on her foot, then the entire leg, turning it into paste. Then the other leg.
They all started laughing.
"Whoa, there! Slow down!" Yang said while laughing.
"At least you actually dance well." Pyrrha said.
"Yeah, like at the Fall Dance. Actually did you pull off that choreography?"
"Did you practice before the dance?" Blake said.
"No, we just synchronize very well." Jaune said.
"And I missed all that?" Ruby said.
The song was over. Everyone applauded. Except for Pyrrha who was trying to free her leg. Jaune notices and steps off it. Pyrrha's leg was super long and limp. She was furious. He realised what he did. He felt like a jackass. So much that his head turned into a donkey head. She tied her leg into a knot, took a pair of scissors and cut the extra part.
"Yeah, that works." Nora said.
The band, after its break, started playing music again. Jaune was ready to dance again. She was like 'Oh, hell naw'. Then Cardin comes up. He asks Pyrrha for a dance. And she accepts. She looks at Jaune and raises her head, her nose going higher than before.
"You seriously went with Cardn?" Blake said.
"If my date was stepping on my feet that much,... I still wouldn't dance with Cardin." Weiss said.
'I think I'm going to be sick...' Pyrrha thought.
Well he was a better dancer. Pyrrha was enjoying it. Jaune was sitting by the wall, thinking how to win her back. Then he saw the balloons next to him. He got an idea. He took one, almost flying up, and put it in his pants. Now he was floaty and wouldn't step on her again.
"Yeah, she won't notice the giant tumor in your pants." Weiss said.
"Go win her back!" Nora said.
He sees them dances in his way. He takes the chance and jumps between them. He pushes Cardin to the side and asks Pyrrha a second dance. She's like 'Ugh, fine'. They started dancing. He wasn't stepping on her, with how floaty he was. Pyrrha was smiling and enjoyed the rest of the dance.
"Another happy ending!" Ruby said.
"Not so fast." Nova said.
Cardin was sitting by the wall. He takes a spit, which bounced into a hole in the floor. Then he sees the balloons next to him. He then notices the balloon in Jaune's pants. Jaune was floating so high that he almost fell out of his pants.
"No, don't ruin it!" Nora said.
Cardin gets an idea. He gets a nail and his sock holder and makes a slingshot.
"What was that?" Ruby said.
"A sock holder." Nova said.
"Isn't that kinda useless?"
"You do realise that socks didn't have rubber back then, right?"
"They didn't?". Nova facepalmed.
Cardin shoots the nail and pops the balloon. Jaune falls on Pyrrha. He's like 'Oh no'. He gets off her. She gets angry at him. Cardin then comes and EXPOSES Jaune, that lying jerk! He shows her the popped balloon. She turns her back at him. Cardin holds her hands for another dance. She raises her butt at Jaune, knocking him down. Jaune looks at them. Then looks at the viewers with sad face.
THE END
"Poor Jaune." Ruby said.
"Well, that's a new. A bad ending." Ren said.
"I get what he did, but I didn't have to be such a bitch about it." Pyrrha said.
"Eh, this was the early phase. Okay, let's start the next one." Nova said.
NOVA CARTOONS present
A JAUNE ARC sound cartoon
THE PLOWBOY
The cartoon starts with Jaune whistling a tune while plowing the field. Then it's revealed that it's Ren that is happily dragging the plow and hopping to the rhythm.
"Wait, what?!" Nora said.
"Why am I dragging the plow like that?" Ren said.
"Well, you're the horse in this." Nova said.
"This can't get worse..." Blake said, getting really tired of being triggered.
"... He could be black."
"Shut uUUUUP!"
And the animals behind Jaune were 'singing'. Back to Ren, who was walking either as a tough guy, pushing his hat forward, or hopping and flapping his hands as a bird.
They all laughed a little.
"Is it me or this cartoon feels more happy than the others so far?" Weiss said.
We now see Pyrrha skipping, playing a guitar with one string, and singing, which is for me the funniest part in this cartoon.
They laughed even louder.
"Okay, it can't get better than this." Yang said.
Following her was her cow which was also hopping to the rhythm (BACKWARDS).
"Is that cow skipping backwards?" Ruby said.
"Eat your heart out, MJ!" Nora said.
It stops in front of Pyrrha, ready to get milked.
"Wait, so it was skipping forward. Why was the background moving the other direction?" Jaune said.
"Is that an animation error?" Yang said.
"Probably." Nova said.
"But you made this one! Did you just copy-paste the original and not check the mistakes?" Weiss said.
"... Maybe?"
Pyrrha pushes the bucket under the udder.
Pyrrha: Yoo hoo!
Jaune takes off his hat at Pyrrha. Ren did the same too.
Ren: Yoo hoo!
He pushes his hat forward, raises his body and walks over there.
They laughed again. Except for one.
"Step aside, boy. Let the real man take care of it." Yang said.
Nora smacked Ren in the head.
"What was that about?!" he said.
"You know!" Nora said. Ren was just confused.
THIS STOLEN JOKE FROM FAMILY GUY IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY MEN!
Men! We don't know what we did!
But Jaune stops him. He's like 'Go back to work'. Ren is like 'But I-'. Jaune is like 'Now'. Ren is like 'Aww man'. Anyway, Jaune walks over at Pyrrha to milk the cow. Pyrrha starts playing the guitar and Jaune starts milking the cow, while whistling the same tune. The cow takes a spit, by opening its teeth like a hatch. The cow looked at Jaune with a silly, lovey-dovey expression. So it licked his face.
They laughed a little.
"You have your way with the ladies, Vomit Boy." Yang said.
Jaune angrily sprayed milk at the cow's face and returned to milking. But the cow kept looking at him with the same expression and licked him again. Jaune had enough. He grabbed its tongue and tied it around its head. He returned to milking while Pyrrha was playing music and singing. Then Jaune took the chance and KISSED her!
"Again?!" Jaune said.
"Slow down, dude!"
"Wait, in the last one she wanted to kiss him." Ren said.
"Yeah, but that was unexpected. It's different." Weiss said.
'Why in the cartoon he takes a chance to kiss me that fast and here he does nothing? This is torture.' Pyrrha thought.
She opened her eyes and saw him. She tried to escape his grasp but their lips were tight. Eventually she pushed him off with her leg. She was furious while he was nervous. She took the bucket with the milk and brought it down on him like a dress. She raised her butt at him and left. He was like 'No babe, please come back'. The cow started laughing at him.
Some of them laughed.
"The way it laughed, though." Ruby said.
Jaune gives the cow a raspberry. The cow then, raises her udder at him and leaves. He walkes back to the plow, wherw Ren is trying to hold his laughter. But he couldn't. He laughs like a horse.
They all laughed.
Jaune gets really angry. Suddenly, he notices a bee flying over them. He tries to avoid it. The bee then flies over Ren's butt. Eventually it lands on it. The bee takes a broomstick, sweeps a specific spot and stings him!
Ren: YEEAAAAOOOOW!
He starts running out of control, taking Jaune because he was caught in the leash. The animals see them coming towards the farm and run away. But they don't look in front and crash into a tree, merging together and becoming a pig-goat-chicken.
"Huh?" Weiss said.
"Okay, that was too weird." Blake said.
Back to Jaune and Ren, he was still running like crazy. Behind him, Jaune was still hanging on the leash and hitting his head on multiple rocks and a couple of trees. In the end, Ren trips over a rock and bumps on a log, shoving his head inside his body. The plow also hit the rock and was destroyed. All of its pieces fell on Jaune's head.
"Man, it's not my day, is it?" Jaune said.
"Neither mine." Ren said.
Jaune sees Ren. He grabs his tail and pushes it in, pushing his head out. That ended. But his plow was destroyed. He looked at the viewers, at the verge of tears.
"Relax, crybaby." Yang said.
His crying was interrupted by a pig, which was sniffing the ground and digging with its snout. Jaune walks over there. He grabs the pig by its hind legs. The pig tried to escape. Ren took the chance and tied its ears with the leash. And boom. Instant plow. Jaune and Ren started plowing the field again and the cartoon ends.
THE END
"Why do they always abuse animals?" Ruby said.
"Different times. Okay, next one." Nova said.
NOVA LIGHT presents
NORA VALKYRIE in
BAGGAGE BUSTER
The cartoon starts in a train depot, where Nora, who was working there, was writing a message that was sent to her with Morse code. The message was: magician's trunk must be put aboard 5:15 train!
"That's how you know it's very old. They're still using Zeke code." Jaune said.
"Zeke code? Is that how you call Morse code?"
"Morse? Why does that sound better?" Ruby said.
We cut outside where she was carrying the giant trunk on her back. But the handle was separated and the trunk fell off and opened, without her noticing. She puts the handle on the small wagon and stretches her back.
Some of them laughed a little.
"How didn't you notice?" Pyrrha said.
Then she sees the trunk. She looks behind her and giggles to herself. She walks to the trunk. She sees a top hat, which was compressed before, popping back to normal. She takes it, inspects it for a bit, rubs the top and wears it, even though it's too big. The top hat starts shaking. It then flattened and popped back to normal again. Nora takes it off, revealing a bunny on her head.
"*gasp* Oh my gosh! A small bunny! And it's so cute!" Ruby said.
"Did that come out of the hat?" Yang said.
"Weren't you paying attention? The trunk belongs to a magician. Therefore, everything in it is magical- what am I saying?" Blake said.
"I think I'm going to like this cartoon a lot." Ruby said.
She puts her own hat on the bunny without noticing. She (and the bunny) looks at the hat, from which lots of pigeons fly out. She scratches her head, wondering how is that possible, but stops when she hears giggling. She was actually tickling the bunny.
They laughed a little.
"Oh, I just want to boop its little nose and stroke its fuzzy tail!" Nora said.
"Now I wish Zwei was here." Ruby said.
Finally realising something was on her head, she touches it a bit, presses its fuzzy tail. They look at each other. Then she fully realises it. The bunny jumps of her. Nora tries to put it back in the hat, but every time she misses, more bunnies appear.
"Yay, more bunnies!"
Then she sees them. She gets nervous. Then they all jump into the hat, the last one hitting her. Still wondering, she tries to figure out how is that possible. Meanwhile, the first bunny was tapping its foot, waiting for her. She finally notices it. She was trying to make the bunny get in the hat. She was like 'Come on, get in'. The bunny shaked its head like 'Nuh uh'. She was like 'Do it, please'. The bunny shaked its head again and crossed its front legs, still not wanting. Nora thought of an idea. She gives up and throws the hat behind it. She walked away and the bunny followed her. She surprised it and started chasing it. In the end, they dived into the hat.
"Are we going to see what's in the hat?" Jaune said.
Nora manages to get out... almost. Only her upper body was out. She walked with her hands, trying to figure out where are her legs.
They all laughed.
She tries to pull herself out. Only her feet were in the hat. Then a palm tree came out and she was sitting on top of it.
"When is that train coming again?" Yang said.
She was getting tired of this. Then the palm tree goes back in the hat and she falls on it. She gets up and sees the hat stuck on her butt. She pulls it off and puts it back in the trunk. She was like 'Phew, that's over'. The trunk then started floating. And because she was supporting herself on it, she was floating too.
"Even the trunk itself is magical?" Ren said.
She realises it and quickly gets on it. She tries to put it down. The trunk tries to get her off it. It manages to throw her off.
"It fights back!" Pyrrha said while laughing.
She runs back at it, as it was floating again. She jumps on it, putting it down. But then it splits in half and she falls on her butt. Then a pair of female legs come out of the first half.
"I expected a real person in half." Blake said.
Nora: Oh, nice shoes.
Then the other half of the woman comes out of the other half.
Nora: Morning, miss.
She walks away, but then realises that woman is split in half. She quickly connects the two halfs of the trunk and the woman retracts inside. Out of interest, she knocks on the trunk to see if she's okay. The trunk opens and inside is a skeleton.
Nora: Are you feeling better, miss?
She opens her eyes and jumps in surprise, staying in the air for a second as the skeleton hid.
Some of them laughed.
"I want to see more tricks!" Ruby said.
She checks under the sheet, throwing it behind her, to look for the skeleton. Then from under the sheet, a bull appeared.
"A bull?!" Weiss said.
"Whoa..."
"You get amazed very easily." Yang said.
She didn't find the skeleton. She supports herself on the bull, wondering. Then she sees the bull. She lifts the sheet to look at its face. The bull happily licks her face. She is like 'Come on! Shoo! Beat it!'. The bull leaves but it sees that she's using the sheet to make it go away. The sheet was red. Nora sees the bull approaching her angrily.
"Why is the bull angry?" Jaune said.
"What do you mean? The sheet is red." Nova said.
"So?" Ruby said.
"What do you mean so? Wait, don't you know that when bulls see red, they go crazy?"
"They do?" Blake said.
"Holy shit..."
She backs away like 'I'm in trouble'. The bull runs at her! She puts the sheet in front of her and the bulll... disappears into it. She was like 'Where is it?'. She shakes the sheet and a kangaroo, wearing boxing gloves, comes out. The kangaroo starts pummeling her face. After that, it happily hops away.
They all laughed.
"This can't get weirder." Weiss said.
The sheet has fallen on her. She dizzily removes it, revealing that her head was now a fishbowl, with a fish in it.
They laughed even louder.
"My head is a fishbowl!" Nora said while laughing.
She bends down to get her hat, spilling some water. The fish swam quickly back in the bowl. She puts in on, or in her head. She shakes off the daze. She sticks her hand in front, wondering if it rains, spilling more water on her butt.
"She still doesn't realise!" Pyrrha said, still laughing.
She shakes the water off her pants.
Nora: (gurgling) Something's wrong here.
She feels her head and as soon as she realises it, she starts panicking. She puts the sheet on her head again. She removes it and her head was back to normal. Getting really tired of this, she curls it in a ball and throws it away. The sheet gets caught in a fan and starts spinning. More animals came out.
"No way!" Yang said.
"Unbelievable..." Weiss said.
"Isn't magic great?" Ruby said.
She was trying not to get trampled by them and falls down. She sees that the depot became a zoo. To make things worse, the train was coming.
"Let's see if you make it in time." Ren said.
"I'm pretty sure everything will be fine." Nora said.
She quickly tried to get the animals back in the trunk. They jump inside. She grabs the lion and throws it in. More animals, including a seal, balancing a ball on its nose. She puts in in, getting slapped by its tail and falling down. Bunnies jump on her and in the trunk, along with an elephant. The elephant couldn't fit. She tried to shove it in. The train was getting closer. She closes the trunk in time. She gets a small cart, gets the trunk and throws it in the train in time. But the trunk bounces out from the other side. Th train leaves and waves goodbye. She hears animal noises. She looks in shock at the dizzy animals at the other side of the rails. She runs after the train.
Nora: Wait! Come back! You forgot something!
THE END
They all laughed.
"Maybe I should try being a magician again." Nora said.
"Better not." Ren said.
"Why not? Because I almost cut Jaune in half?"
"Wait, really?" Ruby said. Jaune lifted his footer.
"Here's the wound. I was lucky she didn't cut further." Jaune said.
"Ouch."
"How we learn of this now?" Blake said.
"How was I supposed to know that the mechanism wouldn't work?" Nora said.
"That's why you check first!" Pyrrha said.
"You won't let this go, huh?"
"No!"
"Okay, okay. Everyone shut the fuck up and let's continue. This one is legendary." Nova said.
NOVA LIGHT presents
NORA VALKYRIE in
THE ART OF SKIING (pronounced SHEEing)
"What is that... singing, should I say?" Weiss said.
"Yodel." Nova said.
"What is yodel and why does it exist?"
"Excuse me? You don't like your own culture?"
"My culture?!"
"Wait, you mean that this... yodel, is German?" Blake said.
"Actually Swiss, but yeah." Nova said.
"Weiss, can you yodel?" Ruby said.
"Wha- I would never yodel!" Weiss said.
(The cartoon starts at a snowy mountain, early in the morning.)
"Weiss, have you ever gone skiing?" Ruby said.
"Of course." Weiss said.
"Aren't Grimm living in those mountains?" Blake said.
"They got rid of all of them to make a ski resort."
"They can survive under such low temperatures?" Nova said.
"They evolve." Pyrrha said.
Narrator: (clears throat) Skiing is fast becoming the most popular of all winter sports. And it's no wonder, for there is no finer conquest of a mountain, clad in its glorious winter mantle of glittering white.
(At the hotel on the mountain, inside a room, we see Nora sleeping under her very warm blankets.)
"Oh, that's the life." Blake said.
"Yeah, outside is snowing and you're sleeping in your warm bed." Yang said.
Narrator: Skiing, pronounced sheeing, is a sport that appeals especially to the rugged, wide-awake, out-of-doors individual...
(Her alarm goes off and she wakes up. She opens her eyes, but they close again. She gets up from her bed, which had tons of hot water bottles under the sheets, and she was wearing a big fur coat.)
"I guess the blankets weren't enough." Weiss said.
"Look at all those water bottles!" Ruby said.
"I wouldn't get up at all." Yang said.
Narrator: (clears throat) Who leaps from her bed at sunrise and enjoys anticipation to the thrills that lie in store for her.
(She removes more water bottles from her coat.)
"The room inside doesn't have any heat?" Weiss said.
Narrator: The first essential is the correct equipment of primary warmth via undergarment, all wool in the outline, either one or two piece, rock-ribbed, preshrunk and form fitting.
(She starts scratching herself and falls on her bed to put her skis on.)
Narrator: The skis- uh, shees, should be made of seasoned hickory, and free from nut holes and termites.
"There weren't metallic or plastic ones?" Jaune said.
(She takes one and scratches her back before wearing it.)
"Yeah, that's the spot." Nora said.
Narrator: The shoes should be box toed. Large enough for at least two pairs of socks, yet comfortable enough to wiggle your toes, slightly.
(We see inside the shoe, where she barely wiggles them.)
"That doesn't look comfortable." Ruby said.
Narrator: And now...
(Nora is sleeping again, with her skis on.)
"Relatable." Yang said.
"Wake up, sleepy head!" Nora said.
Narrator: Now... NOW!
(She gets startled and jumps out of bed, landing prefectly.)
They all laughed.
(She puts on her hat and shows to the viewers her pink sweater.)
Narrator: The choice of a sweater should reflect the taste of a true sportsman. In other words, studied carelessness.
(She threw it in the air and it fell on her. But her head came out of the left sleeve and her left hand came out of the collar, with the hat on it.)
They laughed again.
Narrator: For after all, clothes do make the person.
(She finally realised it. She puts her hand and head inside the sweater and they come out from the correct holes.)
Narrator: Now we are completely dressed.
(She goes to the door.)
"They forgot the pants." Ren said.
Narrator: (clears throat) With the exception of the TROUSERS.
(She sees that she doesn't wear pants. She pulls down her sweater to cover herself and walks backwards. She gets her pants and tries to wear them with the skis on.)
"Remove the skis first!" Weiss said.
"Shees." Ruby said.
"Whatever!"
Narrator: The trousers will be light, snow repellent, with a hard, smooth surface. They should fit snugly, yet allow plenty of room at the hips, shoulders and the knees.
(She struggled a lot to put them on. In the end, the ends of the skis only fitted. She tried to keep balance, but she fell. Her pants turned into a bag and her head was sticking out. But nonetheless, she happily took of her hat at the viewers.)
Narrator: Now we are all set and ready to conquer the heights.
(We cut to the mountains.)
Narrator: An ode to the mountain . Oh, kingly mountain. Draped in royal raiment white. With countless jewels be lying in dazzling splendor, yet silent as the night.
(We see Nora relaxing on the ski lift.)
Narrator: Oh yeah. And if you just smell something out of the ordinary, don't feel off. It's only fresh air.
(Nora waved to the viewers and because she wasn't paying attention, she fell down on her face. And every seat that was passing was hitting her on the butt, burying her deeper in the snow.)
They all laughed.
(We cut to her, reaching the mountain summit.)
Narrator: Upon reaching the summit, our first step is the turn into position. This is accomplished by the kick turn.
(She follows the steps.)
Narrator: One, knees and skis close together. Two, firm support on both poles.
(She almost falls back.)
Narrator: Now a decided kick of left leg and ski forward and high.
(She somehow ended up supporting herself on both the poles and skis, facing upwards.)
"How do you manage that?" Yang said.
"To be fair, it's harder than it looks." Weiss said.
Narrator: Three, bring ski down parallel, but with the point facing in the opposite direction.
(She holds her left leg in the air.)
Narrator: Four, swing the other ski around and drop it parallel to the first ski.
(She brings her leg down and then the other, managing to tangle them.)
Narrator: This is really quite simple and can be easily mastered byt the greenness amateur.
(Her whole body starts spinning and tangling. She uses the poles to pull the skis and get untangled, but she spins in the air and falls down, the skis trapping her.)
"Okay, it's not that hard."
"Hey, he makes it sound complicated!" Nora said.
"You're not wrong there, I'll give you that."
Narrator: This is indeed unfortunate. (clears throat) How technically to get up. First, get the skis together. Place them parallel and occur the downslope to prevent slipping.
(She tries. She untangles the skis but manages to hit her head, burying it in snow.)
Narrator: Then place both poles across your body. Now pull your skis under your body and gently push them.
(She grabs the skis and the poles and does as the narrator said and gets up, but now bounded to her equipment.)
Narrator: You are now in an upright position.
"We're off to a great start." Blake said.
"And she hasn't gone down the mountain yet." Pyrrha said.
(We cut to the next scene.)
Narrator: For the first attempt, choose a gentle slope. We start with a joyous gallantous stroke. Or hop. And, we are off!
(She goes down the other way, backwards.)
Some of them laughed.
"How do you manage that?!" Weiss said.
(She skis down backwards, trying to keep balance. But she falls on her butt and bounces a bit until she slides down face-first.)
Narrator: Always keep the eyes to the front, because objects sometimes appear with amazing subtleness.
(She hits a rock and flies high. Her shoes and skis came off, with only one still sliding down. Nora landed on it, with her head geting in the shoe and she keeps sliding upside down. Eventually she stops at a cliif between two mountain edges. Luckily, she doesn't fall in because the ski was long enough to hang on both edges, but she's dangling from it.)
Narrator: Skiing is really quite simple once you get behind it.
They all laughed.
"Yeah, it's pretty simple." Yang said.
(In the next scene, she's ascending the mountain.)
Narrator: The most popular method of ascent is the herringbone, used on short clients but not on too steep the slope.
(But she does that on a steep slope anyway.)
Narrator: The name herringbone is derived from a main symmetrical pattern left in the snow.
(She sees that she's upside down. Gravity takes effect and she falls, bouncing and leaving a Nora-shaped pattern in the snow.)
They laughed a little.
"It will be annoying to ascend the mountain again." Ruby said.
(We cut to her, finally skiing.)
Narrator: Now to change direction at high speed. First, the jock turn. This looks difficult, but once learned however, it becomes extremely simple.
(She tries that, but she doesn't stop. Her shoes come off again and she and the skis are skiing left and right, until they crash into each other. She falls in the snow, buried completely and the skis on top, making an X.)
"I should've gotten better shoes." Nora said.
"Oh, guys, the next part is the best." Nova said.
(We cut to the most iconic scene, on a very steep hill.)
"This is it! This is it!"
"What? What is it?!" Ruby said.
"SHHHH!"
Narrator: The "shush", or downhill run, it is the quickest way to get to the bottom. It is so named because of its peculiar sound. SHUSH!
(She goes down the hill very fast. Off-screen, she reaches, or hits, the bottom.)
Nora: (Nora holler)
They all laughed like crazy.
"Yes! YES!"
"That's where it came from?!" Yang said.
"The birth of a legend."
"I never thought I could make that scream!" Nora said.
"Yeah, I'm surprised it came out good."
(We cut to the next scene.)
Narrator: The slalom, or downhill racing through flags, can only be attempted by an expert skier.
(Nora was doing fine, until she waved at the viewers and she hit a tree, taking it with her.)
"Aw man! And I was so close!" Nora said.
(She slides off a cliff, hitting the cliffside, getting the skis stuck into it. She bends back, the tree sliding off her hands. She then started hitting the ice like a woodpecker really fast.)
They all laughed.
(We cut to a giant ramp.)
Narrator: And now that thrill of thrills. The ultimate goal of every ambitious skier. The ski jump.
(She goes down the ramp.)
Nora: (Another Nora holler)
They got surprised a bit and then laughed.
"Okay, to make such a scream is kinda impressive." Blake said.
"It reaches Tom levels of screaming." Nova said.
(She jumps really high, reaching the clouds, with the skis getting off her shoes.)
"This won't end well." Jaune said.
Narrator: Never faster and faster, a vertical human bullet!
(She tries to catch them.)
Narrator: Ah~, the exhilaration. The flight through the air with the grace and beauty of a bird on the wind.
(She catches them and struggles to get on them.)
Narrator: Perfectly bound. Complete master of her own destiny!
(She sees that she's heading towards a mountain. The wind helps her avoid it. She uses the skis as wings. Like that she avoids another mountain by flying over it.)
"This is getting ridiculous..." Weiss said.
"I know! Isn't it great?" Nora said.
(She goes through a cloud. She comes out looking like a cloud person. She goes through another cloud, but in it was hiding a mountain top and she crashes into it. She falls down. She's heading to the hotel she was staying. She crashes through the window of her room. In the end, she lands into her bed and falls asleep.)
Narrator: After a vigorous day in the open, the skier never has any trouble falling to sleep.
(The episode ends.)
THE END
"She skipped the hot cocoa! The best part!" Ruby said.
"And that's how she got hypothermia the next day." Blake said.
"Okay, it's time for our next star, and it's one of the most memorable." Nova said.
"Oh man..." Yang said.
"What's wrong... Linda?". Her teammates started giggling.
"Just get over with them."
NOVA LIGHT presents
LINDA YOUNG in
MODERN INVENTIONS
"At least it has my name. Even though it's not."
(The cartoon starts outside a museum.)
Linda: Museum of Modern Marvels. Well, well, well. Ha! Well, I'll go in!
(She excitedly approaches the rotating gates. She sees that it has a coin slot for entering. She looks to see if anyone's around. Since she was alone, she puts her hand in her pocket and gets a coin, which was tied to a string.)
"You sneaky devil." Weiss said.
"Heh. I was doing that when I was a child."
(She inserts the coin in the slot and then pulls it out. She could enter now. Inside, she walked through a hall with many inventions.)
Linda: Oh boy. Oh boy. What a place. What a pla-
?: Welcome, ma'am!
Linda: Ah! Who are you?
(The camera shows a giant robot.)
Robot butler: I am the robot butler, ma'am.
"A robot butler?" Ruby said.
"It doesn't look very appealing." Pyrrha said.
"They were pretty far ahead back in... when was this made?" Jaune said.
"1937." Nova said.
"Wow..."
"Do you have robot butlers in this world?"
"No. I mean, they could make them, but they pay more attention to security than comfort." Weiss said.
"Shame."
Linda: Oh yeah? So what?
(The robot approaches her.)
"Oh, you're approaching me?" Yang said.
"No! It's NoJo January! You're not allowed!" Nova said.
"Damnit."
"But, you showed us a JoJo video yesterday." Ren said.
"... Shit, I forgot." Nova said.
Robot butler: Your hat, ma'am.
(It tries to take her hat.)
Linda: Hey, let go of my hat!
(She tries to fight for it, but the robot takes it in the end.)
Robot butler: YOUR HAT, MA'AM. Thank you, ma'am.
"That was rude. Is everything here defective?" Blake said.
"Uh huh."
"This will be fun." Weiss said.
(It walks away.)
Linda: A fine piece of work. Why don't you try someone your own size? Ya big boob.
Ruby giggled. "Boob." she said.
"How mature."
(She sticks out her hands and she pulls a top hat from her sleeve.)
Linda: So!
(She walks away.)
"I think this will be a running gag." Jaune said.
"Oh boy! Random hats!" Nora said, suddenly wearing a viking helmet.
(Later, she kept walking down a hall, looking at more inventions.)
Linda: Wow, look at all that stuff. I wish I could do something like that. Uh oh. What's that? Hitch-Hiker's Aid. Well, well.
(She winks at the viewers.)
"While you sleep? So, it's like a robot doing the signal for you?" Jaune said.
"I'm wondering what I'm about to do." Yang said.
(She grabs the hat and passes by it, like driving a car, even making the sounds. Then, a robot comes out of the suitcase, doing the signal. Linda started laughing. The robot, offended, poked her eyes and quickly got back in the suitcase.)
They all laughed.
"That was uncalled for."
Linda: OW! Hey, what are you trying to do?! Poke my eyes out?!
(Meanwhile, the robot butler returned and took her hat.)
Robot butler: Your hat, ma'am.
"Again? They should've destroyed that thing." Weiss said.
Linda: AH! HEY! GIVE ME BACK MY HAT, YOU BIG BOOB!
(She got ready to fight it, Donald Duck style.)
Linda: YEAH, YOU BETTER RUN, YOU BIG HUNK OF JUNK!
They laughed a little.
(But she got an idea. She shows her sleeves to the audience, nothing in them. And then... *POP*. An admiral hat appeared in her hands and wore it, posing as an admiral.)
Linda: So!
(She walks away.)
"I can't wait for the next hat." Nora said, wearing a sombrero.
(She keeps looking at the exhibitions.)
Linda: Wow. Amazing. Stupendous. Marvelous. Uh oh! Bundle-Wrapper. Hands off. Do not touch. Ah, fooey!
(She kicks the warning sign to the side.)
"Okay, now you're asking for trouble." Blake said.
"Why would you even do this?" Weiss said.
(She sees a lever and pulls it, activating the machine. Two robotic hands came out and grab her and shove her in the machine.)
They got surprised.
(The machine started wrapping her, while she was yelling and cursing. The machine ties her with a red bow and puts her in the slide.)
They laughed again.
"The greatest gift of all. An angry lesbian." Nova said.
(Now that it's over, she angrily struggles to escape until she's finally free.)
Robot butler: Your hat, ma'am.
(The robot butler takes her hat again.)
Linda: AH!
They all laughed again.
Linda: What's it with you and taking people's hats, you stupid machine?! And stop calling me ma'am! I'm still young.
"It's even in my name." Yang said.
(She pulls up her sleeve to show that there's nothing in. And *POP*! Another hat.)
"Yeah, new hat!" Nora said, now wearing a straw hat.
"Where do you get all those hats?" Ren said.
"Huh? Hey, why am I wearing this?". Nova looks the other way, whistling innocently.
Linda: So!
(The robot butler hears her. It turns around and starts chasing her.)
"Better run." Blake said.
"It went from a fun museum to FNAF." Ruby said.
Linda: AH!
(She runs away. She jumps into a baby carriage and hides. The carriage activates itself, revealing that it's another invention.)
"Robot nurse maid?" Blake said.
"So, it's like a babysitter?" Jaune said.
"You know, for irresponsible parents." Nova said.
(Linda comes out of the baby blanket to see if the robot's still around.)
Linda: Uh oh! A baby carriage! Well, well, well, well, well.
(She spins her hat in her finger, turning into a baby hat.)
"Don't tell me I'm gonna act like a baby." Yang said.
(A tube came out of the carriage.)
Robot: Rock-a-bye baby
in the tree top.
(Linda started acting like a baby.)
Almost everyone laughed, while Yang buried her face in her hands in embarrassment.
"You seem to enjoy it." Weiss said.
"Shut. Up."
Robot: When the wind blows
the cradle will rock.
When the bough breaks,
the cradle will fall.
(Linda joins.) And down will come Baby,
Cradle and all.
(A hand comes out holding a toy, shaking it in front of her. She scares it back in. Another hand comes out and starts tickling her, making her giggle.)
Robot: Coochie coochie coochie coo! Coochie coochie coochie coo!
"Please stop."
(Another hand came out, takes off one of her shoes and started counting "piggies".)
Robot: This little piggy went to market,
This little piggy stayed home,
This little piggy had roast beef,
This little piggy had none.
This little piggy went ...
(It tickles her foot.)
Wee, wee, wee, wee, wee
(Linda joins) All the way home!
(Linda started laughing.)
The others couldn't stop laughing.
"Is it over?"
"Kinda." Nova said.
(She then gets an idea and winks to the audience.)
Linda: Mama! I want my bottle!
(She starts crying like a baby.)
Robot: Aww, baby wants her bottle. There.
(Robotic hands come out, holding a baby bottle and spray milk on her face.)
They got surprised. And they laughed.
"That's what you get for messing with the machines." Weiss said.
"Why would they make a museum with machines that don't work in the first place?" Yang said.
(She tries to leave, but the carriage grabs her back and doesn't let her leave.)
Robot: Nuh uh, no baby go~.
Linda: Hey, what's the big idea?! Let me go! LET ME GO!
(She tried to leave it's grasp until the hand with the toy comes out. She goes for a punch but it avoids it. It then starts hitting her face before it went back in. She continued struggling to leave.)
Robot: Aww, baby wants more?
Linda: Nuh uh, no more! You-
(It sprayed milk on her face again. She started choking in milk. Two hands came out and started putting her a diaper.)
They started laughing again.
"Why?! Just why?!"
(She struggled in vain. It poured the baby powder, put the sheet on her butt, put the pin,-)
Linda: OUCH!
(- poured more powder, making her cough and sneeze. She finally jumped out of there, still sneezing. She then noticed the diaper.)
They couldn't stop laughing.
"Now that's something you don't see everyday!" Ruby said while laughing.
"Can I die now? Please?". Yang heard a photo snap. "Who took a picture? Who took a picture?!". Her hair got on fire and her eyes red. But everyone looked innocent. She calmed down. "I'll remember that."
"Us too." Blake said.
Linda: Well, I'll be doggone!
(She started laughing. Then the robot butler returned.)
Robot butler: Your hat, ma'am.
Linda: Hey! Let go of my hat!
(It took the hat and left.)
They all laughed again.
Linda: Come back! You piece of scrap metal!
(She snapped her fingers and a fancy dress hat appeared and she wore it.)
Linda: Hm. That does look good. So! That's for you!
(She raised her butt at it and left fabulously. But she almost bumped into something. It looked like a barber chair.)
Linda: A barber chair! Well, well, well.
"No! Please! Anything but the hair!" Yang said.
"Relax, nothing will happen... to your hair." Nova said.
(She got on it to inspect.)
Linda: Say, this is designed very well. Nice.
(She saw a coin slot.)
Linda: Oh yeah?
(She did what she did before at the entrance. She inserted the coin tied to string and pulled ot out later. The robotic chair activated. It took off her hat.)
Robot: Yes, ma'am. And what would it be, ma'am?
Linda: Give me the works!
Robot: The works? You betcha. Yes ma'am, the works.
"Okay, so far so good. Nothing bad happened." Pyrrha said.
(The robot pulled the lever. Suddenly, the chair bounced and launched her up, before landing upside down. The chair bound her butt to the seat.)
Robot: Oh, sorry ma'am. My mistake.
"I talked too soon."
"At least my hair is safe." Yang said.
(The machine instead of her hair, she did the duck tail, as she tried to escape.)
Robot: Haven't I seen you before? I never forget a face. (laughs) Nice day, ma'am. Lovely weather we're having.
(It was also brushing her head, where the feet are supposed to be.)
Linda: STOP IT! LET ME GO!
"Wait, what is it doing?" Jaune said.
"I think it also works as a shoe polisher." Blake said.
(It then put some polish in her mouth. She spat it, but it then put polish on her face. It started brushing her head again and massaging her butt.)
"It's not funny anymore." Nora said.
Robot: Tsk, tsk, tsk. Don't have a lot to work with, ma'am. But that's no problem. Now, the hot towel.
(The robot puts a hot towel on her butt.)
"Poor girl." Ruby said.
(It also rubbed her head with a rag to make it shine. It noticed that it let the towel on her butt for too long, to the point that it was red and steamy.)
Robot: Uh oh. A little too hot, ma'am? (laughs)
"Mm, steamy." Nova said.
(It kept rubbing her head with the rag.)
Robot: I think some hair lac will do the work, some perfume... And finally, a cute bow. Voila! How's that ma'am? There you are. You look very beautiful. Yes, ma'am. Much oblidged. Call again. (laughs)
(It took of the neck cover, put her hat on her butt and let her go.)
They all laughed.
"I look ridiculous! But I can't deny, it was funny." Yang said.
"And your face never looked so polished." Nora said.
(She took her hat and put it on her head again. But the robot butler returned.)
Robot butler: Your hat, ma'am.
(It took her hat again.)
Linda: What?! STOP TAKING MY HAT! WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE HAT?!
(She started yelling and cursing while having her little outburst, and the cartoon ends.)
THE END
They all laughed.
"That was embarrassing, but still enjoyable." Yang said.
"Good, because we will watch another one." Nova said.
'*internal screaming*'
NOVA LIGHT presents
LINDA YOUNG in
LINDA'S OSTRICH
"An ostrich?! I want one too!... What's an ostrich?" Nora said.
"I guess that's an ostrich." Ren said.
"Now that's a big bird." Ruby said.
(The cartoon starts at a train station. The radio was playing an opera song. Linda, who was working as a bellboy there, was annoyed by it and went to change the station.)
"That was loud." Blake said.
(It was another song that she didn't like again.)
Linda: Ah, fooey!
(She changed the station again.)
Radio: And the other racers, folks. The four is tuning up for the big classic. Here they go!
(The loud sound of the cars scared her a bit and she changed the station.)
Radio: And that is recipe for roasting a duck.
Linda: I don't know how to feel about this. Pass.
"Roasted duck is fine." Yang said.
"Yeah, I don't trust your opinion about food. You would probably eat a dog and wouldn't mind." Nova said.
"What?!" Ruby said.
"Come on, just because my name is Chinese, it doesn't mean that I eat dogs! Besides, I don't believe they do that." Yang said.
"Oh yeah? I'll show you after the cartoon." Nova said.
(She changes the station. Now it was playing a song that she liked. She continued dudting the place, even using the tail until she heard the train's whistle. She quickly gets on the small cart and rides over there.)
Linda: Okay! Let it have it!
(Then tons of bags were dropped on her.)
They laughed a little.
(She was seen, sticking out of the pile, tapping her fingers in frustration. She then had a small outburst, throwing the bags off her. After that, she went to carry a box. She took it, but two legs were shown for a bit, pulling the box back at the same spot. She was surprised by that. She looks around it to see what was that.)
Linda: What is that?
"How does an animal that big fit in a small box?" Weiss said.
(The animal in the box stood up, with her on it.)
Linda: Hey! Whoa! What's going on around here?
(She got off the box and looked under it. The animal sat down again, trapping her head in the box. She pulled her head out and saw the head of an ostrich sticking out.)
Linda: Well, would you look at that! How are you, little fella?
(She rubbed its head and neck and the ostrich kissed her.)
Linda: Hey! What's the big idea?!
They laughed a little.
"Aww, it likes you." Ruby said.
(The ostrich got up and continued kissing her.)
Linda: Cut that out, doggone it!
(She pushes it back, making it fall and break the box. She looks at the note on the ostrich's neck.)
Linda: My name is Hortense. Please see that I am fed and watered. P.S. I eat anything. Hortense? A woman ostrich!
"Even animals are gay for you." Blake said.
"Like you, they have good taste." Yang said.
Linda: Well, well. What will I do about that?
(Hortense ate the note from her hand.)
"The note wasn't joking. It really eats everything." Jaune said.
Linda: Hey, don't do that, Hortense. If you continue, you'll get sick.
(Hortense wasn't joking. She started making silly love faces.)
Half of them were giggling.
"This is stupid..." Weiss said.
"Aww, she just flirting." Nora said.
Linda: Oh, fooey!
(She walked away. The ostrich followed her though. She quickly grabbed Linda in her hug and started cuddling and kissing her.)
Linda: Hey, stop it! LET ME GO!
They started laughing.
Linda: CUT IT OUT!
(She finally got free, but she lost her balance and fell back on a bunch of milk cans. The ostrich got scared by the sound and quickly hid behind a wall. She peaked her head from behind and saw Linda, struggling with a can stuck on her head and drowning(or is it in that case still choking?) on milk.)
They laughed again.
"Yeah, I'm choking on milk, hilarious." Yang said.
(Anyway, the ostrich wandered around and saw a couple of things she could eat. First an accordion, which stayed in her throat for a bit. Then, a clock. Then, a couple of balloons, which popped in her throat, making her look around to see where are these pops coming from.)
"How is it not dead from what it eats?" Weiss said.
(Then it ate a long balloon. The ballon's valve came off and the balloon started deflating, the air making Hortense spin on the ground. After that, she shaked off the dizziness. But the got hiccups. Every time she hiccuped, the clock and the accordion she ate were heard. She became afraid because she didn't know where it was coming from. She hid her head inside a water hose. The sound of the hiccups were coming out the other end, making it move.)
They couldn't stop laughing.
"This isn't happening right now..."
(It moved towards Linda, who was still struggling with the can on her head. The hose hit her butt, somehow getting the can off her head. After that, she looked at the hose.)
Linda: There's something very mysterious about this...
(More hiccups were coming out. She followed the hose and saw the ostrich. She quickly pulled the hose off her head. Hortense still had hiccups.)
Linda: Uh oh! Hiccoughs!
(She ran inside the office, grabbed a book about various illnesses and syndroms and searched for hiccups.)
Linda: Let's see. Hangovers, hookworm, hydrophobia, hundred year itch - hiccoughs!
"Hundred year itch? Is that even real?" Yang said.
"What is hydrophobia again?" Nora said.
"The fear of water. For people that can't swim." Ren said.
"I can't imagine anyone here who is afraid of water." Weiss said.
Linda: Frighten, scare or shock patient. I'll fix her!
(She looked around for something to use. Then she saw a tuba. She winked at the audience, meaning she had a plan.)
(We cut to Hortense, who had her head in a bucket full of water, still hiccuping. Linda sneaked behind her, holding the tuba and blowed on it really hard, scaring Hortense, making her hiccup uncontrollably. She shoved her head in the tuba. Her hiccups made the buttons hit Linda.)
They laughed a little.
"Well, that didn't work." Yang said.
(Linda blowed on the tuba again, making it unroll like a birthday whistle and launch the ostrich out, and roll again, this time on Linda.)
Linda: (muffled) I can't see! What happened here?!
They all laughed.
(Meanwhile, Hortense was sitting in front of the radio.)
Radio: "Stay back you fiend!"
"(Evil laughter)"
"Let me alone! Don't touch me! Don't come near me!"
"(Loud laughter)"
"Don't get closer... No, please... AHHHHHHHH!"
"(Even louder laughter)"
(Hortense tries to eat the radio, but it scares her a bit.)
"I'll fix you! Get in there!"
"No! Help! Help!"
(Hortense finally ate it.)
"Oh boy." Ruby said.
(She hiccuped and changed the station to a march band. Then to a boxing match. Then a song and started dancing. Then a race. Then back to the opera song. Linda was coming with many tools, including a cannon.)
Linda: Doggone it. This oughta do it.
"Where are you going with that cannon?"
"You gave up already and want to kill it now?" Blake said.
(Hortense hiccups and changes the station.)
Radio: We got you now! Freeze for the ceiling!
(Linda, scared, drops the tools and puts her hands up.)
They laughed a little.
(Hortense changes the station again to the marching band. Linda opens her beak, making the music sound louder and immediately closed it. Hortense hiccups again.)
Radio: Shut that door, you sap!
(Linda closes the beak.)
They all laughed.
(Linda sees that the radio is missing and throws her hat down.)
Linda: Doggone it! It swallowed my radio!
(She runs back inside.)
Radio: THAT'S DYNAMITE! DON'T DROP IT! LOOK OUT!
(An explosion was heard and Hortense jumped in the air.)
"Poor thing. She suffers." Ruby said while laughing.
"I suffer too, you know." Yang said.
"Yeah, whatever."
(Linda comes back with a tong. She shoves it in the ostrich's mouth and pulls out the accordion.)
Radio: You can't do that to me!
(Hortense hiccups again, changing the station to a boxing match. Because of the commentary, she's getting pushed back, her head being pummeled. Linda runs at her, but tries to turn around, before Hortense lands on her. She hiccuped again and changed the station to a race. The ostrich runs inside the station and keeps running in circles.)
"This got out of control very quickly." Pyrrha said.
(Linda comes in and gets in way to stop her. But gets run over. Linda gets angry. She gets run over again. She quickly hides her head in a hole on the floor like an ostrich and gets run over again, her bouncing back and forth. She gets up, jumping over Hortense and starts running in circles too.)
"Who's gonna win?!" Nora said.
(Just as the commentary says, Hortense loses control. Linda, who was in front, gets in a room and quickly closes the door. That doesn't stop the ostrich though and crashes into the room, making a big mess. The good news is that the radio got out of the her.)
Radio: Wow! What a crack up! And nobody was hurt!
(Linda comes out of the rubble.)
Linda: Oh yeah?!
They laughed a little.
"It's just not my day." Yang said.
"Judging by this, every day is not your day." Blake said.
"At least it can't get worse now that it's almost over."
(Hortense comes out of the rubble. Linda expected another hiccup, but she got a kiss.)
Linda: Oh, fooey! You doggone *hic* ostrich! *hic!*
(Now Linda has hiccups. The cartoon ends.)
THE END
They all laughed.
"You jinxed it!" Nora said.
"Okay, now look at this." Nova said. He got his phone and showed them a picture.
"Yeah, it's a carcass. Thanks for the gross picture by the way" Blake said.
"Wait... IS THAT A...?!" Yang said.
"Yes. A dog carcass. Look at this too." Nova said, showing them a bunch of dead dogs, ready for cooking.
"OH MY GOD!" Weiss said.
"They really do that?!" Nora said.
"Yeah. Chinese, Koreans, Vietnamese. Only the Koreans stopped that. Specifically south Koreans. The Chinese actually eat anything that has fur or walks on four legs." Nova said.
"That... that can't be...eating dogs... THAT'S PURE EVIL!" Ruby said.
"If you think that's evil, hear this. When I paid a visit there, there was a festival at the time. A dog eating festival. They were cooking them alive. You could see them cry and jump from the burn. It was so cruel I left.". Ruby then fainted. "Yeah, pretty shocking."
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