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Chapter 107: Chibi Invasion 2
Ruby finally came to her senses. "Ow, my face..." she said. She then saw everyone on their seats. "Hey!"
"Huh? Hey, you're awake." Yang said.
"I passed out here!"
"And?"
"And?!"
"We faint all the time." Blake said.
"It's like, comedic timing." Jaune said.
"(-_-) Can we continue the cartoons now?" Ruby said.
"Of course! Get over here, you little shit." Nova said.
"Don't call me that!"
Chibis Say Cheese
(It starts in a mall, where four chibis were marching by a dog tied to a shopping cart.)
Nova: We are chibis, we are cute!
Fiona & Rita & Alice: We are hungry, we want food!
"Wait, that's you and KD/8!" Weiss said.
"Well, I copy-pasted everything. I had to be in it." Nova said.
"That's not something to be proud of." Blake said.
"Hey, guess what."
"Wha-"
"I don't care."
"Wait, where's Lillie?" Weiss said.
"In the original, they were four. I had to remove her for this one."
"And why not remove yourself?"
"Because I'm special."
(The dog woke up. Nova bravely approached the dog. The dog was barking and trying to attack, but the girls were pulling the cart.)
"That's a scary dog..." Blake said.
"Yeah, this time you're right." Weiss said.
Nova: SHUT UP!
(At that moment, the girls let go of the cart. It hit the dog's rear and fell on it, trapping him.)
Nova: Now, doggie... stay here! Chibis, let's go!
(He walked away, with the girls following him.)
"That was pretty cool! But too bad for the dog." Ruby said.
"He's the alpha chibi!" Nora said.
"The alpha chibi?" Ren said.
"He has followers, he orders them around. Alpha chibi."
"What are you, a rare species or something?" Weiss said.
"Well, I have rainbow eyes, I believe that makes me special." Nova said.
(They stop when the see a woman exiting a photo booth.)
Photo booth: Your photos are ready.
(The woman sees the first one and starts laughing. She sees the second one and laughs again. Nova gets the third one and laughs.)
Woman: Hey, give me that!
(She takes the photo and leaves. Nova sees the inside of the booth and gets excited. The girls now noticed that he's not with them and run over there. Fiona stops when she sees another person getting in. Rita and Alice crash into her.)
Nova: Get up, you idiots! I'm getting in!
"You're being a little mean to them." Pyrrha said.
"Well, I am the alpha."
(Fiona looks in the booth.)
Nova: In the line, now.
(The man inside fixes his tie and clears his throat. Nova sees that and does the same, but more loud. The man closes the curtain.)
Some of them already laughed a little.
"The funny part didn't even start." Blake said.
Photo booth: Portrait photos.
(The man smiles to the camera. Nova gets in. He tries to reach the camera by jumping.)
Nova: Hi!
(The man, annoyed, grabs him the momemt the picture was taken.)
Nova: Heheh, how you doin'?
(The man throws him out and prepares himself for the next one. Everything was fine. But Nova got in and climbed on his back. The man turned around to catch him the moment the picture was taken again, with Nova wearing the man's glasses.)
Some of them giggled.
(The man tried to catch him, but Nova jumped off him. The man put his glasses on and prepared himself for the last one, while Nova was running around him in circles. Now very annoyed, he tried to catch him again. He finally caught him and brought him up to his face, the moment the picture was taken.)
They all laughed.
"Well, to be fair, he could've gone to a photographer." Jaune said.
(The man gets out of the booth and trips on Nova.)
Booth: Your photos are ready.
(They see the photos. The girls laughed. The man angrily takes them. He puts his hand in his pocket for change, but he only has a $100 bill. The booth only had a coin slot. He gives up and leaves.)
"Weiss problems." Yang said.
"No, it's... actually, yes. It's true." Weiss said.
"Like last time. You were like, darn, I want to buy some gum, but I only have 1000000 in grands!" Blake said, making everyone laugh.
"I don't sound like that."
(Nova enters the booth. He stands on the seat, but he wasn't tall enough. He tried to reach the camera, screaming, but it was useless. He turns to his minions.)
Nova: Girls. Help me get up.
"He could've raised the seat." Blake said.
"Yes, but does he know?" Ren said.
(Rita and Alice get in.)
Nova: Stay still!
(They all come out as a chibi ladder.)
Nova: Why don't you stay still?! Is it that difficult?!
(Eventually, they lose balnace and fall, but Nova fell on the seat in a running position, raising the seat.)
Nova: Hey, my plan worked.
(The seat was raised high enough for him to be fully seen. He cleared his throat loudly and posed himself as a graceful bird.)
"You're a bird, a graceful bird." Yang said.
(He notices that nothing happened.)
Nova: Hey! Take my picture now, if you know what's good for you!
They laughed a little.
(He posed as a bird again. Nothing happened and he screamed in frustration.)
Fiona: Hey.
Nova: What?
Fiona: You need to put something there. See?
(She was talking about the coin slot.)
Nova: Ah! Right! Girls! Get here!
(The rest of them arrive.)
Nova: I want something circle. Now go.
(The girls run off to find something "circle".)
"Something circle?" Pyrrha said.
"What? They're dumb, what do you expect?" Nova said.
"He seems a bit smarter." Jaune said.
"But his IQ is probably not a double digit." Weiss said.
(Fiona comes first with a bicycle tire.)
Fiona: Here.
Some of them laughed.
"Well, he didn't say how small he wanted the "circle"." Ruby said while giggling.
(Nova takes it and compares it to the hole.)
Nova: It won't do.
(Fiona leaves and Rita comes with a ducktape.)
Rita: Here.
(Nova takes it and compares it to the hole.)
Nova: It won't do.
(Rita leaves and Alice comes. They bring various things, like a can, a beach ball, a soda can, a donut.)
"It's surprising they know what a circle is." Weiss said.
Nova: Why do you bring- I want it small too.
(The girls run off to find a "small circle". They see a guy using a venting machine.)
Fiona: They must have small circles there!
(She shoves her hand in the change slot, with a little help from the others. Meanwhile, the guy stared at them as he took his drink. He kept staring at them as he was leaving.)
Rita: Weirdo.
(They kept looking for change, when Alice saw the dog tag of the dog from before. Her and Rita looked at the dog.)
"They're thinking about taking the dog tag?" Jaune said.
"Either they'll get it or get eaten." Blake said.
Alice: It's perfect.
(The dog kept barking. Then Rita pulled the dog tag.)
They all laughed.
Rita: Got it.
Alice: Great! Let's go!
(They run to Nova, leaving Fiona begind.)
Fiona: Hey... my hand is stuck! Help!
"She'll be fine." Nora said.
Rita: We got it!
(She put the coin in the slot and activated the booth.)
Booth: Please push to choose. Identity photos. Fun photos. Portrait photos. Please push to choose.
(Nova looked around to see where is that voice coming from. He saw the buttons flashing. And started pushing them all.)
"Yeah, his IQ is definitely not a double digit." Blake said.
(Nova got on the seat and the camera took a picture of his butt.)
They laughed a little.
Nova: Huh?
(He stood up, but he almost lost his balance and the camera took a picture of his butt again.)
Nova: Huh?! Stop it now! Don't you dare take a picture of my-
(It took a picture of his butt again and he was speechless.)
They couldn't stop laughing.
(He screamed in frustration. It was loud enough to wake up Fiona, who was still stuck in the vending machine.)
Fiona: Wha happened? Oh, right.
(She continued struggling until she saw the man from before using the machine. Then she heard the changing falling. She tried to get them, but the man pulled her out and took his change. He staretd chewing the gum he bought and left. Luckily, a coin fell and Fiona took it.)
Fiona: Yay, a circle!
"Mission accomplished." Ruby said.
(Meanwhile, Nova was looking at his photos and Rita and Alice mocking him and laughing. When they saw him approaching, they hid the photo and whistled innocently.)
Nova: Give me that, now!
(They gave him the photo.)
Nova: Oh, it's funny, huh? Look who's talking, you're fat and ugly. Yeah, I called you fat and ugly, what you gonna do?
(Rita had enough and threw him away.)
They all laughed.
"What did he expect to happen?"
(Luckily, he stopped in front of Fiona.)
Fiona: Hey, chief.
Nova: What is it?
Fiona: Ta-da~!
(She showed him the coin.)
Nova: A circle!
(He instantly ran back to the booth, passing Rita and Alice who where laughing at his photos. Nova got a pose and the camera took a picture.)
"Finally." Weiss said.
(After that, he saw the girls making fun of him.)
Nova: Girls, stop it right now!
(He went and showed his picture.)
Nova: Behold, my photo. See?
Girls: Whoa.
(They laughed for a moment.)
Rita: Wait, what do we do with these?
(Then the dog came back, growling.)
"Well, now they're dead." Blake said.
Fiona: Uh oh.
(The girls hid their faces behind the photos, the blank side looking at the dog. The dog thought that they disappeared.)
"I wish."
(Nova did the same, but his face was visible. In the end, he was being chased by the dog.)
They all laughed.
"He kinda deserved it." Ruby said.
"Okay, can you put something with us now?" Weiss said.
"I got you, fam." Nova said.
Raving Lifeguard
(It starts at a boardwalk at the sea. We see three elderly women relax on their beach seats, when they all see with excitement the lifeguard passing.)
Lifeguard: Hey, girls.
(The grannies then start screaming like little fangirls.)
They laughed a little.
"That was kinda adorable." Pyrrha said.
"I wish I stay that energetic when I grow old." Nora said.
(Meanwhile, chibis were entering the scene. Yang and Nora were running after a seagull, holding a pretzel. Also, Ruby was hanging from the pretzel.)
"Ah, good memories." Ruby said.
"Why are you chasing a seagull?" Pyrrha said.
"Because it has food." Nova said.
Ruby: Let go, you stupid bird!
(Yang and Nora ran past the guy who worked at the bar and had a sick afro. In the end, Ruby broke the pretzel and fell on one of the grannies, making her throw her sun reflector in the air. The reflection blinded the afro guy for a second, making him drop the drink on a... melon? I think it's a melon. We see a waitress coming. Yang sees the melon bouncing towards her. And slams it down, making it bounce into the waitress's face, making her fall down.)
"That was a nice shot." Yang said.
(The lifeguard sees that and quickly grabs the first aid kit and runs over there. The grannies look at him in amazement. Yang and Nora too, who were fighting for the pretzel.)
"Eh. He's not that good."
(He slides next to her, opening the kit, which had a defibrillator.)
"What kind of first aid kit has only a defibrillator?" Weiss said.
(Then he looks at her and gets a better idea. He removes the melon and gives her CPR. The grannies, again, scream like fangirls. Yang and Nora stop fighting. They look at the grannies and start laughing. Ruby then comes and laughs with them for no reason.)
"Why are you laughing?" Yang said.
"So I won't feel alone, I guess?" Ruby said.
(The waitress wakes up and coughs a bit. Then she hugs the lifeguard.)
Waitress: My hero.
(He pushes her back.)
Lifeguard: Ehem, well, when duty calls, I- I run, I dive...
(The grannies applauded and the chibis stopped laughing. Then they started fighting for the pretzel again. The seagull who had the other half stood on the lookout and saw them fighting. Only Ruby noticed. So she went for the seagull.)
"Smart move." Jaune said.
"Not really. The piece they were fighting for was bigger." Blake aaid.
(On her way, see saw a some emergency flares.)
Ruby: Wow, a red stick!
"Ruby and fireworks. Now that's something to be afraid of for some reason." Weiss said.
"Stop making fun of my age!" Ruby said.
"Remember what happened the first time we met?"
"You're also responsible for this!"
(The grannies were watching the lifeguard offering the waitress a drink. Then the one in the middle got an idea.)
Granny 2: Watch this.
(She acts like she's hurt and faints. The lifeguard sees her and runs to her side. The granny stuck out her lips, waiting for a kiss.)
They laughed a little.
"Give grandma a kiss, sonny!" Nora said.
(He was grossed out. So he used the defibrillator, making thee granny yodel in pain.)
They all laughed.
"I don't blame him." Yang said.
(Yang and Nora saw that and laughed. The lifeguard helped her to her chair and the rest applauded.)
Lifeguard: Now alright, I was doing my job.
Yang: Hey, how about we take that zappy thing and make them go AHHH again? That will be hilarious!
Nora: I'm in!
"Are you out of your mind?!" Weiss said.
"Electrocuting a granny to make her scream?!" Ruby said.
"It was funny the first time, but doing it on purpose is not." Pyrrha said.
(The lifeguard was packing his things, until he saw an emergency flare being shot.)
Ruby: Cool!
"Predictable." Weiss said.
(He ran over there to see who did this, leaving the first aid kit behind. Nora took the chance and opened to the kit.)
Nora: There it is. How does it work again?
(She brought the pads close to her head and electrocuted herself. The pain made her laugh.)
"Okay, that's believable. But how?" Ren said.
"They're so dumb they don't mind." Nova said.
(Meanwhile, Yang was at the changing cabins. He looked under a door, seeing a guy changing and stole his stuff.)
Guy: Hey, who stole my underwear?!
They all laughed.
"Why would I do that?! I thought we were zapping grannies!" Yang said while laughing.
(She looked at the two underwear she had. The one was white and the other red. She threw the white one and kept the red one. She was running in slow motion, wearing the red one.)
Yang: (slow motion) It's so big!
They couldn't stop laughing.
"Oh, so they want not only the defibrillator, but also red trunks, just like the lifeguard." Jaune said.
"That's stupid." Weiss said.
(After that, she looked at the grannies, who were sleeping.)
Yang: Where's Nora?
(She found her, having the defibrillator.)
Nora: I got it!
Yang: Sweet!
(The lifeguard observed from his lookout with his goggles. He saw Yang over a granny, ready to zap her. She brought the pads close to her head and... the lifeguard dived and got the granny out of the way. The other grannies woke up and saw them. They screamed like fangirls again, making Yang and Nora laugh. The lifeguard tried to leave, but the granny was holing his leg and kissing it.)
Lifeguard: Go! I'm only doing my job!
(He got her off his leg.)
"Okay, that's too much. She needs help." Yang said.
(Yang and Nora then tried with another granny. This one was fighting them with her sun reflector. But what no one knew, is that a French submarine was close. The periscope was out of the water and saw the reflection.)
"Wait, what is that?" Ruby said.
"It's a submarine." Nova said.
"What is a submarine?"
"You don't know what a submarine is? No one does?!"
"..."
"(O_O) There are sea Grimm. Right?"
"Right." Blake said.
"And how do you deal with them underwater?"
"We don't. We usually don't bother them or wait for them to come out." Weiss said.
"So you don't use submarines to kill them underwater."
"They're used for battle?" Jaune said.
"Unbelievable..."
Sailor: Uh, capitaine, I see someone signaling us.
"Why would they think that it's a signal?" Weiss said.
"Why would they think that it's not a signal?" Nora said.
"... Fair point."
Captain: What? With Morse code? What are they saying?
Sailor: Oh, I better not translate.
Captain: Pourquoi?
Sailor: They're saying things about your m- m- mama.
"What?" Blake said.
Captain: My mére? My- my mother? You say something about my mother?!
Sailor: Yes. And about your father, and your grandmother, and the father of your grandmother, and the cousin of your tailor.
Captain: My tailor?! Oh!
They all laughed a little."
"Not the cousin! You don't insult your tailor's cousin! That's too far!" Nora said.
"And he got all that by a granny fanning her reflector?" Pyrrha said.
(We cut to the lifeguard, who has taken care of the situation.)
Lifeguard: Saving people is serious! We're not here to have fun.
Naked guy: Hey! You're the thief who steal honest swimmer's underwear, huh?
They laughed a little.
"He's so pissed." Yang said.
Lifeguard: But...
Bartender: Hey dude! You messed up my do!
(He had a burning hole on his afro. Probably because of the flare.)
"Oh... so that's where it popped. Oops." Ruby said.
"Poor guy."
Captain: You have something to say about my mother?
(The lifeguard is surrounded by them.)
Lifeguard: I was just doing my job... It was them.
(He points at the chibis who were smiling innocently. Then the guys starts beating up the lifeguard. Yang was excited, Ruby was covering her eyes and Nora was confused. They leave the lifeguard knocked out on the floorboard.)
"Poor lifeguard. It wasn't even his fault." Ruby said.
(The grannies, worried, go over there.)
Granny 2: Oh, poor baby.
(Nora then gets an idea and gets the defibrillator.)
Nora: I have an idea! Stand back!
(She shocks the lifeguard, waking him up and making him yodel in pain. The grannies scream like fangirls. Ruby and Yang then laugh like crazy. In the next scene, the lifeguard wakes up and the first thing he sees are the grannies.
(The bartender comes to offer him a drink.)
Bartender: Sorry dude, but when someone touches my hair, I can't control myself.
"I feel you, dude." Yang said.
(Meanwhile, the chibis made a ladder and they used the reflector to blind the seagull and get the other piece of that pretzel.)
Ruby: Stay still! I almost got it! The food is ours!
(They did it. Also, as the French submarine was leaving, they saw the reflections again.)
Captain: What now?
Sailor: Ooh la la. Capitaine, I don't think you want to know.
"Yeah, what else could he say?"
"Probably something about the brother of his barber." Blake said.
"Oh, he crossed a line now!" Nora said.
"Okay, next one." Nova said.
Chibi Market
(It starts at the mall.)
Jaune: D'oh. Come on.
(He was trying to catch a soda can, but he kicked it accidentally. Ruby, Yang, Pyrrha and Nora were laughing at him.)
Ruby: Let me do it.
(She tries to catch it, but kicks it accidentally too. The rest laugh at her.)
Weiss facepalmed.
"Why am I not surprised?" she said.
Yang: Hey, it's my turn now!
(They kept having fun. She accidentally kicked it, but then noticed something great. Something very amazing. Evryone else came and saw it too.)
"What's so amazing?" Ruby said.
"A neon sign probably." Blake said.
(It was the entrance of the supermarket, full of posters of... The Pepper Man. And it's amazing.)
"Close enough."
Yang: So cool...
Nora: I want to eat it so badly!
Jaune: Let's go then!
(So they go and... bump on the wall like dumb shits.)
They laughed a little.
(They got up and got some distance, except for Jaune.)
Yang: Hey, make some space, okay?
Jaune: Hey, what are you doing?
Yang: Okay... Go!
(So they all dash at the wall, making Jaune spin. They bump on the wall, with Jaune last.)
"What are we even doing?" Yang said.
"We treat it like it's our god." Pyrrha said.
"I smell a new religion." Nora said.
(Jaune shakes it off and notices something.)
Jaune: Hey, look! Over there! It's him!
(They all come and see one of those moving signs of The Pepper Man. They of course adore it. They follow it, when a woman comes out of the store and bumps into Pyrrha without paying attention.)
Pyrrha: Hey, watch it! Wait a sec... I know how to get in!
(She followed another women going in, but the moving doors closed and she bumped into them. A man was entering now. The rest of them did the same but they all hit the doors.)
Pyrrha: Hmm... I think I have an idea.
(They waited for the next person to enter. When that happened, they managed to get in... except for Jaune.)
Jaune: Eh? What?! No! Aw man...
"Next time, fearless leader." Nora said.
"But now, no boys allowed." Yang said.
"It's fine. Look at the bright side. I skipped the embarrassment." Jaune said.
"For now." Ren said.
(Inside, the girls were watching an ad for Pepper Juice on a TV. And they were mesmerized.)
Yang: Yay, dance Pepper Man! It's so great!
"You're like a little kid watching a commercial." Ruby said while giggling.
"Look who's talking, miss Silly Strawberry." Yang said.
"What?... Wait... No, why did you remind me that?!"
"What else did she do?" Weiss said.
"Well, there was a commercial about, uh... it was really old and it had fruits."
"Funny Face Drinks?" Jaune said.
"Yeah, that! Funny Face Drinks! And one of the characters was Silly Strawberry. When it was on TV, she would stick her face on the screen and be like, Yeee, Silly Strawberry!"
"Funny Face Drinks? Hey, I think that also exists on Earth too. But I think our version had... I think Goofy Grape was it?" Nova said.
(Suddenly a guy promoting the juice came on the screen, surprising the chibis.)
Yang: Hey, where's the Pepper Man?! Who's that dude?!
(Then they angrily attack the TV, demanding their lord and saviour, the Pepper Man. But they just dropped the TV down, breaking it. Ruby then notices something.)
Ruby: *gasp* Guys, the Pepper Man is there!
(They all run to the aisle with the screens. Every screen had the Pepper Juice on.)
Yang: Oh, it's so great...
(She faints.)
"It's official. The giant pepper is their god." Blake said.
"Also, who would drink pepper juice? Who thought that it's a good idea?" Weiss said.
"Juice from any vegetable in general wouldn't be a good drink." Jaune said.
(Nora went up to the screen and started dancing to the commercial. Until the same guy appeared.)
Nora: Go away! I want the pepper! And don't show up again!
(The commercial replayed and she danced again. Then the guy appeared.)
Nora: STOP SHOWING UP! GIVE ME THE PEPPER MAN!
(They all started attacking the screens.)
They all laughed.
(Let's go see Jaune, who was standing outside the supermarket, being sad.)
"He's still there!" Yang said and started laughing.
(He sees a woman coming out. And like an idiot he followed her. Then he realised what happened. And got sad again.)
They all laughed a little.
"Aww, he's so cute when he's sad." Ruby said.
"He's adorable! I just want to dip him in chocolate!" Pyrrha said.
"I want to squeeze him until he gets blue and then try some cute outfits on him!" Nora said.
"Yeah, if he looked cute like that in a dress, imagine as a chibi." Yang said.
"That would be super cute." Ruby said.
"Can you please stop? I feel uncomfortable." Jaune said.
"Aww, look how shy he is. He's such a baby face. The good one." Yang said, pinching his cheek.
"Stop it, I'm not a baby face!" Jaune said. But then he saw that he was a chibi now. You know, for the joke. "Did you have to make that joke on me too?"
"Ye." Nova said. The girls starting hugging him and pinching his cheeks, saying how cute he is in baby talk.
"First my sisters and now you! Please, change me back!"
"Not yet."
(Back in the store, a guy in a pepper suit was promoting the Pepper Juice.)
Guy: Tis a far, far Pepper Juice I drink, that I have ever drank before. To pep or not to pep? That is the question. For whether a juice i- i- i-... what?
(Everyone around left to see what was the commotion they heard. They all saw the chibis, still enraged and wanting the Pepper Man.)
Guy: Hey? What's going on over here?
(The chibis were sad. The screens only showed black.)
Yang: The Pepper Man is gone...
(They all turn around and see the guy in the pepper suit.)
"Oh boy." Ruby said.
(First they danced like the Pepper Man. Then they started chasing him around the aisles. Thankfully, he lost them when a old lady got in front of them, making them stop. But not for to long, because he appeared behind them. He ran away again. They took the granny's cart and chased him, with Yang in the cart and the rest pushing it.)
Yang: After the pepper!
Granny: Hey! My cart!
"What are we going to do when we catch him?" Ruby said.
"Probably eat him." Weiss said.
(The guy passes by the same aisle, making the granny spin. The chibis too, making her spin and dropping her glasses, which Nora snatches them. The guy avoids a sign, but not the chibis. Yang hits the sign and it launches her on the guy. She starts licking him.)
They all laughed.
"We really are trying to eat him!" Yang said.
(He throws her back in the cart.)
Yang: Faster.
(She finds a can of Pepper Juice in the cart. She then swallows it whole, instead of drinking it.)
"Uh..." Jaune said.
"Don't bother."
"Pyrrha, the joke is over. You can stop hugging him now." Yang said.
"No, I want to keep him in my hug. You don't have a problem, right?" Pyrrha said.
"I... no."
"You're so sweet.". Pyrrha stuck her tongue out at them.
(Thanks to the drink, she was filled with energy.)
"How? You swallowed the can." Weiss said.
Yang: Here, have this.
(Gives a can to Ruby, which gives her energy. She gives one to Nora and Pyrrha. They swallow it and got filled with energy. They started running even faster now.)
Yang: He's not getting away now!
(They were getting closer. They guy was getting scared now. They bumped into the granny again, making her spin, almost knocked down some shelves. But the chase ended when the guy bumped into the same sign and fell. The chibis jumped on him and had a feast.)
"Cannibalism wins!" Nora said.
"That's a disturbing thought." Blake said.
(Back with Jaune, he waited for the doors to open.)
Jaune: Finally.
(When he walked in, he got ran over by a cart.)
Jaune: Ow...
"He doesn't give up." Weiss said.
(Back in the store, they chibis were lying on the floor, digesting their meal.)
They all laughed.
(The guy, whose costume was consumed and covering himself with a poster, was very scared and ran away. Then the granny returned. She didn't have her glasses, so she wasn't seeing anything.)
Yang: Hey, look.
(She emptied the entire shelf full of Pepper Juice products.)
"That granny is dead." Yang said.
"Why would she even take everything from the shelf?" Weiss said.
(The chibis decided to hop on her cart. Meanwhile, Jaune was hiding next to the door, waiting for the moment the doors will open. The granny runs out of the store, with the girls in the cart. Jaune takes the chance and finally gets in.)
Jaune: I did it! I'm in!
"Now that we got out." Ruby said.
(The guy who had the pepper suit approaches, carrying a small pepper suit.)
Guy: You there. Come here. That's it. Come here. Yeah, I mean you. That's right.
Jaune: Who? Me? What are you doing?
"What will he do?"
Guy: Here we are!
(He puts the suit on Jaune. And he jumps from excitement.)
Jaune: Yeah, I'm the Pepper Man!
(He starts dancing, making the women watching him also dance.)
"Oh my gosh, he's so cute as a small pepper!"
"Look at him go!" Yang said.
"Yeah, dance small leader!" Nora said.
"Can you turn me back to normal now?" Jaune said.
"Okay. Pyrrha, let him now." Nova said.
"Can I keep him a little more? Please?" Pyrrha said.
"No. Now, let him go."
"Aww... fine...". She put him next to her. Nova snapped his fingers and Jaune turned back to normal.
"Thanks." Jaume said.
"No problem. Now, onto the next one." Nova said.
Elevatorus Chibinus
(It starts at the mall again. Then all of a sudden, Nova was riding on a shopping cart, with Fiona, Rita and Alice pushing.)
Nova: Go faster!
(They went down the escalators, passing by a couple of people.)
Nova: This is awesome!
"I've actually done this once. I mean, I fell over, but it was cool." Yang said.
"Why?" Weiss said.
"Why not? I'm young, I do dumb shit."
(But then the girls notice bananas on a stand they just passed. They jump off the cart, leaving him alone, and go to the stand.)
Nova: Isn't it great? Girls? Where did they go?
(He started screaming as he crashed into other carts. After he shaked it off he saw the girls trying to get bananas. Fiona grabbed one and put in her mouth, making it look like a big smile.)
Fiona: (muffled) I'm smiling, can't you see?
(She gave it to the others, juglling it like it's a ball. Then Nova snatched it of Rita's hand.)
Nova: Give me that. I need more for this.
(He grabbed two more bananas.)
Nova: Now check this out.
Rita: What is he doing?
(Nova does an Elvis impression. The girls are not impressed though.)
"Not funny." Weiss said.
"Didn't laugh." Blake said.
(They stopped paying attention and ran to the stand. Nova realised it.)
Nova: Where are they?
(He saw them jumping for more bananas. But they stopped as the man behind the stand started talking to an old lady about a new product.)
Man: Please, ladies! Come closer! Don't be scared! This is the event of the century! I'm gonna turn this banana into juice in less time than it just took me to tell you about it!
Ruby started giggling.
"Banana." she said.
(He activated the juicer. The chibis were looking at it confused. The little hatch opened, revealing the juice in a cup. The chibis were in awe.)
"Okay, that was fast." Jaune said.
"Not only that, but in a cup too." Ren said.
Man: One for the road?
(He offered the old lady a drink but she was sleeping.)
Man: Ma'am?
They laughed a little.
(Nova got on the stand and put a banana in the juicer. But he something was wrong.)
Nova: Did I do something wrong?
Alice: It's not standing up.
(The hatch closes.)
Nova: No, give it back! It's not standing!
Man: Hello? Ma'am?
(He notices Nova messing with the juicer.)
Nova: I SAID OPEN!
Man: Hey, you, get out of here!
(He tried to make them leave but they started messing with him. But then he used his hat, making the chibis go crazy for the hat.)
"They go crazy for a hat?" Weiss said.
(He moved the hat to the left and they followed it.)
Man: Oh, so that's what you want? Go get it!
(He threw it far and they went after it.)
Nova: Wow...
(He put it on his head.)
Nova: I'm cool now!
"Wearing hats is cool." Nora said, wearing a gangster hat.
"You won't stop the joke, huh?" Blake said.
"No." Nova said.
(Then they saw a man calling and entering the elevator. The doors closed. The doors opened again, showing a child. The chibis were in awe again.)
Nova: He... he turned into a kid...
They laughed a little.
"It's adorable." Ruby said.
(Then they realised something.)
Nova: Wait a sec! It's a giant juice making thing! If I open it and put my banana in, it will turn it into juice!
(The girls were a bit skeptical. Nova goes in and places the banana on the floor, standing up. As he was leaving, the banana fell. He places it standing up.)
Nova: That's better.
(It falls again. Now a bit frustrated, he places it standing up.)
Nova: Don't fall. Good.
(It fell again.)
They all laughed.
Nova: Why do you keep FALLING?! I CAN'T STAND IT! I'll teach you a lesson!
(The door closes. The girls scream in shock, with the fear that their leader will turn into juice.)
"Oh no, he'll become juice!" Nora said.
(They bang on the doors to open it.)
Nova: I'll become juice...? This is it...?
(He then heard music. He saw himslef tapping his foot.)
Nova: Hey... this is actually good. Wow.
(He then started dancing.)
They all laughed a little.
"Shake that butt, boy!" Yang said.
(Then the doors opened.)
Nova: Huh? I'm free!
(But he stopped when another man entered. Nova was bout to leave, but the doors closed.)
Nova: Wha? Wait!... NO, PLEASE LET ME OUT! I WANT TO LEAVE THIS THING! PLEASE, LET ME OUT! Please, let me out, please...
"Aww, poor thing..." Ruby said.
(He stopped crying when he saw how the man was eating his banana.)
Nova: Huh? So that's how eat it.
(The doors opened and they both walk out. Nova was trying to get banana back.)
Nova: Can you give me my banana now? It's my banana, give it back. Give my banana back!
(Then another guy entered the elevator. That guy saw Nova's hat on the floor. Meanwhile, the girls were waiting.)
Rita: (crying) Poor chief... He will turn into juice!
(They heard the door opening. They saw the guy wearing the hat, mistaking him for their leader. The first thing he saw was three chibis hoping in excitement.)
They all laughed.
"He doesn't even look like him!" Weiss said.
(The guy walked away. But the chibis were following him. He started running. They kept following him. He quickly hid into the restroom. The chibis then entered.)
Fiona: Chief, where did you go? Chief?
(The guy was hiding in one of the cabinets. He then saw their shadow.)
Fiona: Chief, are you there?
"This is actually scary." Ruby said.
(He quickly climbed into the one next to him, dropping his hat accidentally in the toilet.)
Alice: I think he's there.
(They enter the moment he escapes.)
Fiona: Chief?
(They see the hat in the toilet.)
"Oh, that's real nice." Blake said.
(Thinking that Nova is dead, Fiona closes the cover and they pay respects.)
They couldn't stop laughing.
"Press F." Nora said.
(Meanwhile, the guy at the stand was giving away hats.)
Man: Big promo! Free hats! There you are!
Kid: Yeah!
Man: Yeah, yeah, that's it. Free hats!
(The girls were walking suddenly, when the noticed that everyone around was wearing the same hats.)
Fiona: They're everywhere!
(Meanwhile, Nova was chasing the guy with the banana.)
Nova: Stop running! I just my banana!
"He's still going? Just give up, steal another one." Yang said.
(He quickly hides behind the elevator, leaving the peel on the floor. Nova wasn't paying attention and slips on it. He slides down the escalator, which launches him far.)
Man: And that's the last one.
(The hat, which was in the air, gets taken by Nova beforw he falls.)
Nova: Ow... Hey, my hat!
(He puts it on.)
Nova: That's better.
(He then sees the girls.)
Nova: Hey girls! I'm back!
Girls: We got hats!
Nova: Wear them!
(The girls put on their hats.)
Nova: Hat gang!
Girls: Here!
(In the final scene, they were riding the cart again. Also, Nova turns his hat to the other side.)
Nova: Now that's cooler.
(They were going so fast. But they lose control and end up flying.)
"The hat gang is dead." Nora said.
"Okay, next one." Nova said.
Until Chibis Do You Part
(It starts from an aerial view of a fly, flying over a park. We see Weiss sleeping on a bench and Blake sleeping under the bench. Her ears were sticking from under it.)
"Weiss sleeping on a bench like a hobo." Yang said.
"Now that's something I don't want to imagine." Weiss said.
"That would be a good fanfic." Nova said.
(Now, from our view, the fly goes and sits on Weiss's face. She wakes up and sees the fly. She quickly gets up, scaring it.)
Weiss: Ah, get of me!
(That made Blake wake up and then Yang came.)
Blake: What happened?
(They see the fly.)
Yang: It's a buzz buzz.
"A buzz buzz?" Blake said. Nova shrugged in response.
(The fly sits on Blake's face.)
Blake: Go away.
(She tries to smack it, but it avoids it and she smacks her face. The fly sits on her face again and Yang laughs at her.)
Weiss: I'll get rid of it.
(She gets off the bench, grabs the plunger that was next to her and gets some distance. Yang tries to smack the fly, but she misses and hits Blake's face. The fly sits on her face again and Yang laughs again.)
Some of them laughed a little.
(Weiss, from a distance, throws the plunger at Blake, missing the fly somehow.)
"That's a so Weiss move." Yang said.
"Shut up." Weiss said.
"That would be a good move for her hobo fanfic." Nora said.
"Stop with the hobo fanfic!"
"Can we add Stands too?" Yang said.
"Only if I'm the villain." Nora said.
"Why the villain?" Pyrrha said.
"Because the villain roles are fun!"
"They're still going." Weiss said.
(Yang still laughs at the situation. Blake chases after the fly, with the plunger stuck on her face, along with Weiss.)
Blake: (muffled) Get back here!
(In the end, they lose the fly, while the fly just sat on Yang's butt.)
Weiss: Where did it go?
Blake: (muffled) It must be still here.
(She grabbed the plunger, pulled it as much as she could and finally got it off her. Weiss then hears a buzz sound coming from Yang.)
Yang: Why are you looking at me like that?
(Yang hears it too.)
Yang: Huh? Where's the buzz buzz?
(She sees it on her back. She tries to sweep it off her, but she can't reach it. So she bends over.)
Yang: I'm ready!
"What am I doing?"
Weiss & Blake: Let's go!
(They run to Yang and kick her, sending her and the fly flying away.)
Blake: Look how high she went!
They all laughed.
(Yang landed in a trashcan, getting stuck.)
Yang: (muffled) Get me out of here! I can't get out! It smells really bad in here!
"Oh no, she's stuck!" Pyrrha said.
"Stepbro, help me." Nova said, making everyone laugh.
"Shut the fuck up!" Yang said while laughing.
(Weiss and Blake stopped paying attention the moment they saw the fly and went after it.)
Weiss: The buzz buzz!
Yang: (muffled) Girls? Hello?
(We cut to a married couple, posing for their photo.)
Photographer: Left... That's it. That- left, left. No, no, no, to right... right, left. Yeah, to left. Okay, that's good. Left, left.
(The couple was getting a bit annoyed.)
They laughed a little.
"Imagine getting married and your mood is ruined by an annoying photographer." Weiss said.
Photographer: Here we go. That's it.
(He sees them not smiling.)
Photographer: Uh, smile~!
(They... smile, it is a smile.)
Photographer: That's it.
(Gets ready to take the picture. But then the fly gets in the scene, with Weiss going after it. Then she notices the people. The couple notice her and point at her to the photographer.)
Weiss: Hello.
(The photographer notices her and approaches her.)
Photographer: Get outta here.
Weiss: Get outta here.
"No way..."
"Ohhhhh, she's a troublemaker now!"
(She was copying his movements.)
Photographer: You, go. You, get out.
(She was looking at him, with that dumb smile.)
They all laughed.
Photographer: Uh... Leave.
Weiss: You, go. You, get out.
(He tried to stomp her.)
Weiss: You missed!
(He started chasing her.)
Weiss: You can't catch me!
(He loses her.)
Blake: Hi.
(The couple sees Blake in front of her. Then the photographer kicks her, crashing into a trashcan.)
"Shit!"
"I think he has anger issues." Ren said.
(Now that that's done, he returned to his business.)
Photographer: Okay. Smile~!
(The couple smiles, now a bit scared.)
Photographer: There we go.
(He's about to take the picture. But! Weiss gets in the way again.)
Weiss: Surprise!
(The fly sits on the husband's nose. Yang returns.)
Weiss: There it is.
Yang: Yep.
Weiss: Aaaand... GET IT!
(They jump at him. The photographer takes pictures of the moment. After failing, the chibis go after the fly.)
They all laughed.
"Poor guys. We're ruining their day." Yang said.
(The photographer gets some distance and releases all his anger by screaming. Now that he's calm, he returns.)
"He manages his anger well." Ren said.
"You could learn something." Weiss said.
"Ha ha. I can control my anger." Yang said.
"Keep telling yourself that." Ruby said.
"What was that?"
"Nothing!"
Photographer: Okay. Smile~.
(The couple smiles again.)
Photographer: And one, two, aaaand...
(He takes pictures of the couple... and the chibis chasing the fly.)
They laughed again.
"They won't get their pictures." Blake said.
(The photographer gets angry again. The fly flies over him and the chibis jump from his back.)
Weiss: Ha!
Blake: Ya!
Yang: Banzai!
"Oh! She said our thing!" Ruby said.
"Banzai is your word?" Nova said.
"Yeah! Even though we said it only for one mission..."
"For re-arranging the furniture." Weiss said.
"A mission is a mission."
(He can't hold his anger. To calm down, he sits down and meditates. The couple look at him confused.)
They couldn't help it but laugh a little.
(The photographer notices that they're looking at him. He gets up, now calm.)
Photographer: Smile~.
(Then the chibis run past him. Weiss dives at the fly but misses. She looks at the couple and the husband jumps in his wife's hug, terrified.)
They laughed a bit.
(Blake dives and falls on Weiss. Then Yang jumps and stands on Blake's head. The fly sits on the wife's leg.)
Yang: The buzz buzz is there!
They were holding their laughter.
(The wife tries to shake it off, but it wasn't moving.)
Chibis: WE GOT IT NOW!
(They jump on the couple and the screen turns black. Later, the chibis go after the fly again.)
"That was actually a bit scary." Ruby said.
(The photographer was about to throw the camera at them, but no. He put on the ground and looked for something else to release his anger. He saw a boy playing with his ball, throwing it up and down. The boy noticed that it didn't come down. He saw the photographer punching the ball and hitting his face with it until he calmed down.)
They laughed a bit.
"It doesn't need a lot to break him." Blake said.
(Now calm, he gave the kid his ball back. The boy took it and left the scene. The couple on the other hand... The wife threw her bouquet on the ground in frustration.)
Wife: HONEY!
(Back to the chibis, they were still chasing the fly. Blake went ahead of it and got in its way. But the fly flew in her mouth. From, inside her mouth, the fly was moving her, even lifting her in the air.)
Yang: Cool.
"Wha... How?" Weiss said.
"That fly is really strong." Yang said.
"Or we're lightheaded." Blake said.
(Blake coughs it out and it flies in Yang's mouth. It was lifting her in the air. She started flying away and the others went after her.)
They couldn't stop laughing.
"What am I watching?!" Weiss said while laughing.
(Back to the couple, the photographer was about to take the photo... but Yang flew past them. They decided to ignore her. Then Weiss and Blake stopped between them and turned to the couple. The couple was trembling in fear."
Weiss: They look cute.
(The photographer got angry again. He stomped at them. They split up, with Blake leaving the scene and Weiss being chased by the photographer around the couple.)
Weiss: You won't catch me! You won't catch me!
(They stopped running. Then the photographer got an idea.)
Photographer: One.
Weiss: One.
Photographer: Two.
Weiss: Two.
Photographer: Three.
Weiss: Three.
(The photographer took the chance and kicked her away.)
They all laughed.
"I can't believe she fell for it!" Pyrrha said while laughing.
"You fell for it, fool!" Yang said.
(She flew so fast, that she took Blake with her. Then Yang. Then the boy's ball, leaving it wonder where it is. They kept flying until they hit a trashcan. The ball bounced on it and sent them flying back.)
"And they ruin the photo again?" Nora said.
(Back to the couple, the photographer was ready to take the pictures and... the chibis knocked him down and crashed into the couple, but still takes pictures. He was still in that position, taking pictures.)
"He's still taking pictures." Ruby said.
"His brain gave up." Weiss said.
(The ball started shaking. It moved, revealing Yang.)
Yang: Oh, what a flight...
(She coughed out the fly. The wife saw the situation. And just screamed. She walked away, crying, not wanting to deal with this shit anymore. The husband removed Weiss of his face and went to comfort his wife.)
"Poor guys. We ruined their day." Yang said.
(The photographer was still in his world.)
Photographer: To the left...
(The chibis got in position for the picture.)
Photographer: That's it. Smile~!
(He took the picture, but the fly was in the middle.)
"That was a crazy one." Jaune said.
"And they get even crazier." Nova said.
Chibi Radar
(It starts at a road in the middle of nowhere. Then team JNPR come in the scene, hopping left and right.)
Ruby couldn't stop giggling.
"Why are you giggling so much?" Weiss said.
"They're just playing on the road! It's so cute! I can't help it!"
"I just thought of something. They're in the middle of the desert. How do they survive there?" Ren said.
"They probably steal something from a gas station." Yang said.
(We cut to a police cruiser stopping by the road. The police officer comes out and places a road radar.)
Chief: (through walkie talkie) Deputy Garrett. Report. Come in, Deputy Garrett. Report.
Garrett: Yes, sir! Loud and clear!
Chief: I need photos of most license plates. And you better not screw this up.
Garrett: Right, chief!
"Someone is enthusiastic." Blake said.
(He sees a van coming. He sets the limit to 70mph. The van passed the chibis playing jumping jacks and the radar, which takes a photo.)
Garrett: Yeah!
(The wind the van brought knocked the chibis over.)
Garrett: You! Are! Mine!
(The photo was printed. He looks at it and sees Jaune blocking the plate.)
Some of them laughed a little.
"We can't go without messing with people, can we?" Jaune said.
(Then he saw the chibis right in front of him.)
Chief: Deputy Garrett. Report. Garrett.
Garrett: Uh, Garrett here, sir.
Chief: Garrett. Report.
(Another car passes, off the speed limit and its picture is taken. The chibis look in awe at the machine. Deputy Garrett leaves the scene to get better signal. The chibis started messing with the radar. They were touching it, moving it, pressing every button, just to see the flash again. But nothing happened. They started shaking it violently, except for Nora, who was licking photo paper.)
"I like how I'm just licking paper." Nora said.
"Not just paper. It's photo paper. It's different." Nova said.
(Then Garrett notices it.)
Garrett: Hey, you guys!
(They run away with the radar, except for Pyrrha who goes somewhere else.)
Garrett: No! My radar!
(They go around the car, but Garrett stops them.)
Garrett: Hey!
Jaune: Uh oh.
Garrett: You!
Jaune: RUN!
(He starts chasing them around the car.)
"Wait, when did I get in the car?" Pyrrha said.
Pyrrha: Coming out!
(She opens the door, knocking Garrett out. The all look at him for a bit. They go and play with the machine.)
Ren: It doesn't do anything.
(They turn around and see Nora eating paper like a machine.)
Pyrrha: Oh, I want to do that too!
(She starts eating paper like that too. They all laugh.)
"That's something I'd never imagine myself doing."
"There's nothing better thatn eating paper with your friends." Nora said.
(A truck passes, going way below the speed limit, but it's picture gets taken. The chibis stop eating paper and run to the radar the moment they heard the flash. They waited for something else to happen. But nothing happened.)
Jaune: Aw man... let's just go.
(A fly passes by the radar and that takes a picture of it. They all see it.)
Jaune: It works! We must do like a buzz buzz!
(He runs in circles like a fly. Then Pyrrha and Nora do it. The fly sits on Ren's face. He tries to smack it, but he misses and hits his face.)
"Stop it with the fly!" Weiss said.
(Their photos get printed.)
Ren: Hey, guys! Check this out.
(Later, they have put their photos on the side of the police cruiser.)
Ren: Our photos.
(They are happy with their photos.)
Chief: Report. Deputy Garrett? Hello? Do you read me?
(They look at the walkie talkie. Jaune decides to speak.)
Jaune: Can you stop yelling, please? That would be nice.
They all laughed.
"Why did I expect him to make an order?" Yang said.
"Yeah, a boneless pizza." Blake said.
"Or a chicken biscuit." Nora said.
Chief: Are you there?
Jaune: I SAID STOP YELLING!
(They all start arguing with the walkie talkie. Then Garrett wakes up and sees them.)
"Oh, yeah. I forgot about him." Ruby said.
Jaune: Why do you keep yelling?! It's rude! ... Huh?
(Jaune noticed that he was hanging from the walkie talkie, which Garrett was holding. He doesn't let it go. Garrett tries to shake him off. The others try to help Jaune.)
Chief: Deputy Garrett.
Garrett: Give me that. Uh- uh, hello, sir!
Chief: Garrett?
(He tries to get the walkie talkie from them. And he does, but the way he pulled it of them, he ended up throwing them in the air.)
Jaune: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-... Hey, I'm flying.
(He was flapping his hands like a bird. But he started descending. He flapped his hands harder, but it didn't do anything. They all fell one by one.)
They couldn't help it but laugh.
"A majestic bird." Yang said.
Chief: Deputy Garrett, you better not screw this up.
Garrett: Yes, yes, yes, yes, sir!
(He turns it off and sighs in relief. Then he sees the picture they stuck on the cruiser and angrily gets them off. He sets the radar back to 70mph and waits for another speeding car. One passes and gets its picture.)
Garrett: Yes.
(Suddenly, something passes with high speeds, making him fall.)
"What was that?" Pyrrha said.
"It looked like a rocket, I think." Blake said.
(He gets up and sees the photo the radar took. It showed the chibis on a shopping cart, with a huge rocket strapped in.)
"Where the hell did they find a rocket?" Weiss said.
(He then heard a bump. A truck hit them, with Jaune, Nora and Pyrrha on the front, while Ren was on the trunk. He gets off of it and runs towards Garrett.)
Ren: There they are. Mine!
(He takes the photos from his hand and puts them on the cruiser.)
Garrett: Huh? You!
(He goes to get them off.)
Chief: Hello? Deputy Garrett. Report.
Garrett: Uh, yes... sir. Uh...
Chief: Report!
(He sees something else coming.)
Chief: Deputy Garrett, can you tell me what is going on?!
(There were to big tires, with Jaune and Nora on them, having a race.)
"Why do you show us stuff that makes me want to do them?!" Ruby said.
(Their picture gets taken. That's because Ren was messing with the radar, setting the limit up and down.)
Garrett: Don't touch that!
Ren: That seems good.
(Jaune and Pyrrha pass by, riding on a cow. Their picture is taken.)
"So cows can reach 17 mph?" Yang said.
Ren: Awesome!
(Him and Garrett look at each other. Garrett starts chasing him around the radar, while setting the limit. The radar takes pictures of a van, Jaune on a skate being pulled by a dog-)
Jaune: Go doggie!
(- a car, Nora riding on a chicken-)
They all laughed.
"The way she was laughing!" Pyrrha said while laughing.
(- another car. So many flashes, Garrett couldn't take it anymore. In his madness, he threw the radar down and started stomping it. The chibis gathered around and clapped with the rhythm.)
Chibis: Break it! Break it! Break it! Break it! Break it! Break it! Break it!
(Garrett was also clapping happily.)
"Oh boy. He's broken too." Ruby said.
Chief: Garrett. Is everything under control? Deputy Garrett?
Garrett: Hello, hi, sir!
Chief: Garrett! Garrett, are you there?
(He walked away like a robot toy, leaving the chibis destroying the machine.)
Chief: Report! Do you want to get fired?!
(Time has passed. In the next scene, we see Garrett carrying two traffic rackets.)
"He has been devoted to Traffic?" Jaune said.
"At least he still has his job after all that." Pyrrha said.
"Yeah, but it's Traffic. Lame." Yang said.
(He was a patroller now. In the same area. He sees no vehicles. But he sees the chibis at the other side of the road.)
"Oh no." Ruby said.
Garrett: Oh man... Stop!
(He goes and lets them cross the road.)
Jaune: Hi!
Pyrrha: Hello.
(But they stop when they see his rackets. Garrett notices too. Then they try to take his rackets.)
"Not again!"
(He tries to fight back, but goes crazy again. He throws them on the ground and runs away, leaving the chibis with the rackets.)
"He should've asked for a transfer at least." Weiss said.
"Alright, kids. It's time for me to leave. Goodnight." Nova said.
"Goodnight." the kids said and he teleported to his home.
"Hey, can we continue with the hobo fanfic?" Yang said.
"Oh man, I have so many ideas!" Nora said.
"No! Stop with the fanfic!" Weiss said.
"How about we set it on a city where anarchy rules?" Yang said.
"Oh, how about we say it from another person's view?" Nora said.
"Don't ignore me!" Weiss said.
"Our team could be partners in crime! And I would have a Stand!" Yang said.
"Hey! Why would only you have a Stand?!" Ruby said.
"Because I'm the cool one. And I stand from the rest of you."
"Wasn't the story about me?" Weiss said.
"You'll be the cool one when you stop the puns." Blake said.
"For that, you'll be dead in the story." Yang said.
"And super fat!" Nora said.
"Wait, why fat?" Blake said.
"And I would be a vampire! With my league of super villains!"
"Okay, now it got out of control." Jaune said.
"That's what happens when she's creative." Ren said.
"And Ren would be my sex slave!" Nora said.
"See?... Wait, what?"
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