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Chapter 109: SMG4 Anime Arc Part 4
The Mario Showdown
(It starts with Bob, going in an alleyway, hiding from the A.S.S.. In the end he loses them.)
Bob: I fInAlLy LoSt ThEm. NoW lEt'S sEe WhAt KiNd Of LoOt I gOt. (He opens the bag.) HeY wHaT tHe HeCk Is ThAt? (The Merch Fairy comes out of the bag, hitting Bob.)
Merch Fairy: Hello!
"Oh, it's an ad?" Jaune said.
"Can we skip it?" Blake said.
"No!" Nora said.
Bob: Ow! My OvArIeS! WaIt. SMG4? WhY wErE yOu In ThE bAg?
"What's with the ovaries joke? How is that funny?" Weiss said.
"It's just his thing!" Nora said.
Merch Fairy: Who is SMG4? I am the MERCH FAIRY! And you got the best loot of all! The brand new anime themed season 2 merchandise!
Bob: YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Merch Fairy: Featuring this awesome anime inspired t-shirt designs like: The Waluigi Launcher shirt, the cute Tari shirt,-
"Ooh, I want that!" Ruby said.
Merch Fairy: And the vintage t-shirt with brand new memes! We even have this limited edition gold print version!
Bob: ThIs Is AwEsOmE! I aM sO gLaD tHaT I StOlE fRoM tHaT A.S.S. bUiLdInG!
Merch Fairy: You don't need to steal them. You can find all these items over at: . But now my people need me! Merch Fairy AWAY! (Flies out of the scene. Then the police comes.)
Bob: Oh BaLlS!
[Glitch Productions intro]
(Somewhere near Inkopolis)
Desti: *laughs* Oh man, did you see that look on Meggy's face when we flew away? (Desti imitates as Meggy) "waaaah... they took my guns, what am I going to do?"
(Desti's minions laugh like Beavis and Butthead.)
"I hate that laugh so much." Weiss said.
(After a second, Desti saw something in the ceiling rumbling. Tari, Luigi & Meggy break down the ceiling.)
Meggy: GIVE US BACK OUR WEAPONS OR ELSE! (Tari and Luigi are tangled. Now, Mario breaks down the ceiling.)
Some of them laughed a little.
(Desti and her minions get surprised, staring at them speechlessly. Tari and Luigi fall down to the ground while Meggy smacks her forehead)
Mario: (muffled) I can't feel my penis.
(Desti laughs and the octoposse laugh)
"Damnit, why is that laugh so funny?" Yang said.
Desti: You guys are such dorks!
(Meggy and Luigi pull out their weapons.)
Luigi: W- we're serious Desti... Stealing our guns was a low move...
(Then Tari gets her weapon.)
Tari: You're gonna pay for hurting our friend!
"What's with her and ducks? Seriously?" Weiss said.
Desti: Is that so... (Desti presses the NUT button, causing it to say "NUT" and guns appear on the ceiling. Mario, Luigi, and Tari get scared and duck behind Meggy.)
Meggy: Fight me properly you coward!
Desti: Well I would, but it seems unfair to fight someone who doesn't have any weapons.
Meggy: WHY YOU-
(Mario, Luigi, Tari, and Meggy get shot and knocked out of the place.)
"What did they expect?" Blake said.
Mario: Mama mia! Anymore injuries today and Mario's going to have a negative IQ.
"He doesn't?"
Meggy: You're gonna regret this, cheater!
Desti: Hey, cheating is a legitimate strategy. (She presses the NUT button again and gets her HQ fortified.)
"I think it depends on the situation." Jaune said.
Desti: See you at splatfest!
Tari: What... what are we gonna do now?
Mario: Don't worry Meggy! Mario will save the day! (Mario hums his theme song while he knocks the door with the sign that says "Go away".) S'cuse-a me? (The doors explode.) Aah! My dick fell off!
They all laughed.
(Meaanwhile, into the Metro International place where Saiko, Bob, Boopkins, Axol, and SMG4 are.)
Saiko: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M NOT ALLOWED BACK TO THE KINGDOM!?
Swag: Do you see this sign here? Do you see it? No anime allowed lawl.
"Who knows? This sign could mean anything." Nora said.
Chris: Sorry...the anime ban is still in full effect. You'll have to go back to Japan.
Swag: Yee, your kind is not allowed in this beautiful country of ours lawl.
Saiko: My kind? MY KIND!?
Swag: Help, Chris, I'm being oppressed!
"Oppressed? You insulted her, you ass." Blake said.
Boopkins: Wait, Saiko, don't do it!
Axol: ..I... I can't believe it. It's worse than I thought...
Bob: YeP. yOu Should TrY tHe AnImE sMuGglLnG bUsInEsS. iT's GoOd MoNeY LoL
Swag: Chris, my life is flashing before my eyes!
SMG4: Alright, alright... back it up.
Swag: Holy shet it is SMG4!
Chris: We thought you we're cartel food.
Swag: Yeah, what are you doing with this weeb trash?
SMG4: She's not trash, she's our friend!...and we're here to unban anime!...
Swag: Hey, Chris, if I ever say something as gay as that, I want you to shoot me. k? (Saiko slaps Swagmaster) :(
They laughed a little.
"Why do people say that anime is gay?" Ruby said.
"It's kinda gay." Yang said. Half of the gang agreed.
Swag: Hey! That's not very nice u know! You're lucky I'd never hit a girl!
Axol: THIS IS TAKING TOO LONG! (Axol draws some real-life anime with his Inkweaver to disturb Swagmaster and Chris.) I GOT A MISSION TO DO!
Chris: What the?! Who are you?
Boopkins: Oh! This is Axol. He can make anime come to life.
Swag: OH GOD PLS NO
(Anime characters come to life and pass through the anime detector)
"Why do I feel like we would fit with the crowd?" Ruby said.
"You're not wrong. I mean, look how cool we're dressed." Yang said.
Swagmaster: Quick Chris! To the murder mobile! (They go after the anime.)
Axol: WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR? ANIME NEEDS SAVING! (They exit he airport.) Hmm...we need a mode of transport!
Bob: WaIt GuYs I gOt An IdEa!
(He goes to the bus stop.)
Old Man Hobo: Hi, there, young people, nice day today!
Bob: (He grabs the old man and kicks him away.) F*** off!
"Respect the elders, kids."
Bob: WeLl YoU cOmInG oN oR wHaT?
(Bob and Saiko sit while Boopkins get his own seat and Axol seatbelts his Inkweaver and pats it.)
SMG4: Alright, Let's do this!
Bob: WhO's Up FoR a BuS sInG-a-LoNg? (everyone disagrees and starts screaming "O GOD PLEASE NO!)
They laughed a little.
"But they're fun." Ruby said.
"Especially with text-to-speech." Nora said.
(Meanwhile)
Luigi: Meggy! Are you sure a monster truck is the right answer here?!
"Monster truck is always the right answer."
Meggy: IF IT'S A FIGHT DESTI WANTS. THEN IT'S A FIGHT SHE'S GONNA GET.
Tari: ...how do you even have access to drive a monster truck?!
"Is she even old enough to drive one?" Pyrrha said.
Meggy: I know a guy...
(Flashback)
(At Shroomy's Scout Training: Monster Trucks.)
Shroomy: Remember kids! Drive responsibly!
(End of flashback)
"Man, I wish I was at a camp." Ruby said.
Mario: Note to self... be friends with Shroomy.
Meggy: When I get my hands on the splattershot again... I'm gonna drown her in ink!
"Don't they dive in their own ink?" Jaune said.
(Mario moves to the left out of fear. A bus was coming their way. The one in which the rest of the gang was. And at that rate, they would crash at each other.)
Tari: WATCH OUT!
(They crash at each other.)
Mario: Hey dumbass! Watch where you're going!
SMG4: Do you even know how to drive?!
(They stare at each other for a bit. Then they get excited.)
"Yay, they're together again! Ruby said.
Tari and Meggy: Saiko!
Mario: SMG4! Mah boi! Yeah!
Boopkins: Luigi!
Luigi: Boopkins!
(No one says nothing to Bob.)
They all laughed.
"No one cares about Bob." Nora said.
Bob: YaY bOb YoU'rE bAcK tOo HoOrAy!
Boopkins: So good to see you guys, We were chased by the A.S.S.! And we just saw anime come to real life in Japan! So we did and we did some cool anime and then we went to a maid cafe! But that's not important! We just saw Axol! He's gonna unban anime!
Axol: YOU GUYS ARE WASTING TIME! LET'S GO ALREADY!
Tari: OH!... CAN WE GO HELP THEM GUYS? CAN WE? CAN WE?
Meggy: I... I can't. I still need to get my weapons back from Desti... I'm... sorry...
(Axol sees Meggy. He inspects her and sees that she's an Inkling.)
Axol: You're an Inkling!
Meggy: ...yes? And who are you?
(Axol laughs)
Axol: I AM AXOL! THE LEGENDARY MANGA ARTIST!
Meggy: Who?
"Damn." Yang said.
Axol: Uh...and with an Inkling's help... I'll most definitely will get anime unbanned!
Meggy: Really?
Meggy: Pass. I kinda like anime banned.
"Not even for Saiko?" Ruby said.
Boopkins: Please Meggy, It would be so much to me, and if we don't unban anime, Saiko won't be able to stay here!
Saiko: It's not like I want to help you or anything.
"So she doesn't want help?" Ren said.
"Ugh, you boys don't understand girls at all, huh?" Weiss said.
"What did I say?" Jaune said.
Tari: Wait! That's why Saiko left?!
Meggy: We thought you were on vacation... That's it! We're going to unban anime! But seriously, I need my weapons back first because this thing isn't going to cut it.
Axol: Agh... but every minute that goes by-
Mario: Hey paisano, we're in the middle of our own plot arc too you know!
Saiko: It's fine Axol... We can help my friends kick some ass before we unban anime. Consider it a warm-up.
Axol: Ugh... ok fine. FISH GIRL! Duck nerd! Pickle! Friend of pickle!
Some of them laughed a little.
Axol: I will help you defeat your nemesis! And... who is that exactly?
Meggy: Hehe... I'll show you...
(Back to Desti...)
Desti: Wow, that orange moron actually gave up. I'm actually disappointed... I was starting to have fun...
Super Bell: F**king ring ring ring!
Intruder Alert: Woomy intruder alert! (x2)
Octoposse 1: INCOMING!
(Desti sees them coming, riding on Pokémon.)
"Out of all Pokémon, why a Snorlax?" Ruby said.
Desti: GIRLS! Battlestations! (The Octoposse get to the roof and take aim.) FIRE!
"Destroy them all!" Nora said.
(They fire at them. Most of them evade the bullets.)
Snorlax: Aah! Jesus Christ! Oh f*ck!
Mario: What the hell?! Why isn't this thing dodging?
SMG4: YOU GOT TO STEER IT DUMBASS!
Mario: LEFT! (Slaps the Snorlax)
They all laughed.
"The way it stares at him!" Yang said.
Mario: ey don't give me dat look. (It gets him off its back.) Oh no!
Octoposse: Dat ass!
Mario: Ahh!
(They save him before he gets shot.)
Mario: Woah! What's going on here?
Saiko: Konichiwa~!
Meggy: Need some help Red?
Mario: My heroes!
Octoposse: I missed! (Desti shoves her aside.)
Desti: Move aside! (Desti shoots to Mario, Meggy, Tari and Saiko.)
"Well, there goes the useful ones." Weiss said.
SMG4: AH! The power of Hideo Kojima compels you!
(Luigi and SMG4 get shot down as well.)
Axol: FIRE!
(The Blastoise uses Water Gun and deflects a rocket, sending it back inside Desti's grenade launcher. And then she explodes.)
"And she's dead!" Nora said.
"Isn't using weapons that can kill a little extreme?" Pyrrha said.
"Now you ask that?" Weiss said.
(She sees Meggy and her friends in front of her.)
Meggy: Give it up Desti, you're outnumbered!
Desti: Ok, ok, wait. How about a little wager...
Meggy: What are you talking about?
Desti: A quick, simple splat duel. If you win, we will give your weapons back peacefully.
Meggy: And what if we lose?
Desti: You... Pull out of Splatfest.
"Don't accept. There's no point." Blake said.
"No, accept and humiliate her!" Yang said.
Mario: What?! No, even Mario knows that's stupid. Let's get the weapons and run-
"When Mario says it's stupid, you know it's a bad idea." Weiss said.
Meggy: Wait!...you want a 1v1 duel? Fine...I'm game!
(We cut to a stand off.)
Mario: Well, Mario is the ref for some reason. After the countdown, first one to shoot wins.
Mario: ARE YOU READY!?
Desti: Ready!
Meggy: Let's do this!
Mario: 3... 2... 1
(Meggy throws her gun at Desti before the countdown ends, in slow motion.)
"What?!" Ruby said.
Desti: Say What? (Gets hit in the face.)
Meggy: QUICK GUYS! GRAB A GUN AND RUN!
"She cheated!"
(SMG4, Boopkins, Mario and Luigi get the guns while Axol draws a Naruto Thomas the Train)
Thomas the Tank Engine: NARUTO!
Desti: What the hell! You cheated!
Meggy: Hey! Cheating is a legitimate strategy! (They quickly leave.)
"She got here there." Yang said.
Desti: I'M GOING TO THRASH YOU AT SPLATFEST MARK MY WORDS!
Mario: Eat my hot Italian sausage!
Tari: Wow, I can't believe that actually worked!
Luigi: Hehe. Together there's nothing we can't do!
Meggy: Thank you so much everyone!
Saiko: Now, all that's left is unbanning anime. And life will be back to normal. (Axol looks at Inkopolis.)
SMG4: What is it Axol?
Axol: Oh, it's just Inkopolis...
SMG4: What about it?
Axol: I was born here...
Bob: MaN! I FeEl LiKe I hAvEn'T sAiD a WoRd ThIs WhOlE ePiSoDe! AnYoNe ElSe FeEl ThAt?
"And he ruined an actually not retarded scene." Weiss said. "Play the next one, so we can end this arc."
Mario Saves Anime
[Glitch Productions intro]
(We see Mario's house, where the gang is trying to think a plan to save anime. Saiko is relaxing, Tari is playing video games, Meggy is shining her weapon, Luigi offers her a treat,-)
Meggy : Thank you!
(-Boopkins is reading manga,-)
Fishy Boopkins: Hey, that's pretty good!
(-Bob is sniffing the manga,-)
Bob Bobowski: ThaT iS soME gOod SmeLLinG anIMe TidDieS!
"I have so much to say, but there's no point." Weiss said.
(-Mario is sleeping,-)
Mario: Ah, princess, nice boobies you got here!
They laughed a little.
(- and SMG4 and Axol are actually working.)
Axol: Yes! My plan has been finished! Who's ready to unban anime?!
Saiko: (pushes Bob down) Oh yeah, I'm ready!
Bob: HeY waTCh iT $$HolE!
Axol: No! Violence is what got Anime banned in the first place. I have a different plan. (He knocks Inkweaver twice to show them the plan.) All we have to do is get me in front of Princess Peach and I'll be able to convince her to lift the anime ban.
SMG4: But it's filled with A.S.S. agents. You'll never get inside, not with your 1 IQ Anime characters.
Some of them laughed.
"So much ass." Yang repeated.
Axol: YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POTENTIAL! Inkweaver is capable of creating any anime character I draw! (Draws a Luffy and it comes to life.) But their intelligence and lifespan depend on the quality of ink... (Luffy dies.)
"Then why doesn't he have better ink?" Jaune said.
"I think that's for the better." Ren said.
Mario: It's perfect!
Axol: For this plan to succeed, I need higher quality ink... The ink from my hometown! INKOPOLIS!
Meggy: What?! You're from Inkopolis?!
Axol: Indeed, Bossy Fish Girl! DRAMATIC BACKSTORY! (The lights turn off and everyone sits down to watch the flashback from Inkweaver.) I was raised in Inkopolis. But Inkopolis is a harsh place for anime lovers! (Young Axol was drawing and the nearby Inklings were laughing at him.) Everyone in that city hated anime.
"Well, he was drawing Naruto, of course they would laugh." Yang said.
"Naruto is not bad. It's just the tropes it uses." Blake said.
Child Axol: Don't f**k with me, I have the power of God and anime on my side! (He gets shot.)
"Just because he likes anime? That's too much." Ruby said.
(Outside the flashback, everyone looks at Meggy.)
Meggy: I guess it's in our DNA?
"Or they're just mean."
(Back to the flashback.)
Axol: And so... I created my special pen! Inkweaver! And with that, I didn't need friends, only anime!
(End of flashback.)
"That was just sad." Blake said.
Boopkins: Oh, I know that feeling, senpai.
Axol: With my current ink, I'm only using 5% of Inkweaver's power.
"Just 5%? I wonder how powerful his drawings would be at 100%." Weiss said.
Axol: To make creations I need for this plan... I need inkling ink which will unlock a whopping 50% of my Inkweaver's powers!
Meggy: W-What?! No!
"Why not? Does it hurt?" Pyrrha said.
Meggy: (But she looks at Saiko and changes her mind.) Ugh... fine!
"Stop being such a bitch about." Blake sais.
(Meggy turns into a squid and puts ink on the floor which made Luigi, Tari, and Axol feel good but caused Mario to rage.)
Mario: GODDAMNIT, YOU GOT PAINT IN THE GODDAMN HOUSE!
Tari: Are you okay, Meggy?!
Meggy: Oooooh, I hate doing that.
"Wait, then how does she refill her weapon if she hates it?" Ruby said.
"They use their own ink to shoot?" Jaune said.
"What else would they use?"
Axol: Finally! After living in Japan, Inkling ink was so hard to come by! (Reloads Inkweaver) But now that I have it... (He draws a more powerful Luffy.) My creations are NEAR PERFECTION!
"Let's kill da hoe!" Yang repeated.
Mario: Boring!
(Bob and Boopkins start begging to make their waifus come to life. Saiko kicks some sense to them. Literally.)
Saiko: You idiots, he needs that ink, don't make him waste any!
Luigi: Okay Mr. Axol. What's our first step?
Axol: Well. We're going to need some extra hands... You said something before about an... Anime cartel?
(Saiko whistles for the anime cartel to come)
Francis: You called us, our anime queen?
"Oh god, I forgot about him." Weiss said.
Saiko: You're going to help Axol get anime unbanned!
(They all get shocked by his name.)
Francis: AXOL!? THE MANGA ARTIST!
Axol: My fellow otakus! I need your help- (They all jump at him
Goomba (Anime Cartel): I love you!
Koopa (Anime Cartel): Will you be the father of my babies?
WeaBOO: DRAW ON ME!
Mario: Quick! To the weaboo protection chamber! (Mario goes to the fireplace to get burned)
Half of them facepalmed.
"Why would you do that?!"
SMG4: Goddammit!
Goomba (Anime Cartel): Senpai's noticed me!
(Axol then thinks of an idea to get rid of him. He draws Krillin on a piece of paper.)
Axol: Buh-bye!
(Krillin charges up his attack.)
"I mean, I get it, but you didn't need to blow them up." Pyrrha said.
(Outside, the koopa mailman came. Then he gets blasted by Krillin, along with the anime cartel.
Francis: NANI!? We thought Saiko-chan was the only real anime character! How did you do that?
Boopkins: He has a special pen that uses inkling uses to make anime real!
Francis: ...really? A magical pen?
Anime Cartel: We're not worthy! (x2)
Axol: Arigatou, green lizard...
Francis: Tell us loyally peasants what to do and we shall do it!
"I haven't seen that thing in a while and it still disgusts me." Weiss said.
(We cut to outside the castle. Mario, Boopkins and Axol watch over from a distance.)
Mario: You are so small!
Axol: Okay, everyone is in place, Go for it.
Francis: Oh boy! After this, we are going to use Axol's pen to draw so many anime waifus for us!
Saiko: ...Just go for the plan dude.
SMG4: Hey keep it down back there.
Guard: Man those-those weeaboos man they're f**king scary I'm not gonna lie.
(They see one of their trucks coming their way.)
SMG4: Hello there fellow A.S.S. agents!
"Wouldn't they know that his not with them by now?" Jaune said.
Guard: HEY... Aren't you the guy that got fired for smuggling anime to Japan?
SMG4: Sure am, BITCH! (SMG4 presses the button for anime cartel to come out.)
Guard: Holy sh*t!
(The weebs passed thrpugh the entrance.)
"I bet no one will survive." Blake said.
"Why do you say that?" Ruby said.
"Because they're a bunch of nerds!" Weiss said.
"So? Nerds are cool."
Guard: STOP BREAKING THE LAW A-
(The weebs go through them.)
Guard 2: FIGHT! LAUNCH THE CANNONS!
(Saiko hits the guard off the roof.)
Francis: I'm ready, I'm ready. (Gets on the cannon and it falls.) SHIIIIIII-!
(It's complete chaos out there.)
Guard: We're all gonna die!
"What kind of training did these officers went through? Seriously." Weiss said.
(With that distraction, Mario, Boopkins and Axol got in the castle's backyard, on a Snorlax. The place was full of guards though.)
Boopkins: Oh, I don't think we can sneak past these guys!
Axol: Don't worry, green frog! Tomato man, go!
Mario: Okey dokey! (Mario gives Meggy and Tari the signal)
Tari: That's the signal! Alright boys, do you copy? This is Bluejay and Splatterhawk, over.
Meggy: "Splatterhawk"? Why'd you give me such a lame codename?
Tari: I thought this was cool...
"It is cool." Jaune said.
"There are better." Ruby said.
Tari: AHEM... I've spent 10,000 hours of playing Metal Gear Solid, so I'm a bit of an expert at sneaking missions.
"I would totally trust her." Blake said.
Tari: Listen to me and everything will be Oscar Kilo (OK). Over.
Axol: Roger that! Over.
Mario: What the hell are you guys saying?
(The MGS hud appears on screen. Tari tells them which direction to go.)
Tari: Right, down, right, stop.
Guard: I'm about to whip somebody's ass.
Tari: Continue. Down, left.
(Mario goes to the fountain.)
Tari: MARIO!? What are you doing?
Mario: Mario's got to piss.
Everyone facepalmed.
Guard: Stop right there!
Tari: AH! HE'S DOOMED!
Meggy: Oh, relax... (Meggy shoots the guard.)
Guard: OOF!
Mario: (screams as he follows his friends)
"Well, it seems that ink can kill you now." Blake said.
Tari: Green Pickle. This is Bluejay. The payload is in sector 7G.
Luigi: Uh...o-okay. Roger that. Pickle is on the case... or something. Hmmm...okey dokey.
Bob: MaN tHaT wAtEr TaStEd LiKe AsS, wHaT's ThE gO lUiGi?
Luigi: Mario and the others are inside now. It's our turn!
Bob: Oh, HeCk YeAh, LeT's KiLl SoMe BiTcHeS!
(At the castle hall.)
Swag: Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo doo. (x6)
Some of them laughed a little.
"Now sing All-Star!" Nora said.
(Swag saw Mario, Boopkins and Axol)
*Trauma Centre 2 - Gentle Breeze intensifies*
Swag: I am going to kick somebody's anus lol. (Jumps at them.)
Boopkins: Ah! Bob, hurry up!
(Back at the basement, where it was full of Minecraft TNTs.)
Bob: wHEre the heCK iS ThaT remote?
(Back at the others.)
Axol: Take this! (He swings Inkweaver at Swag and hits him.)
Swagmaster: Ah! My face!
"Shouldn't his pen break with that swing?" Jaune said.
Luigi: Bob! BLOW IT UP ALREADY!
Bob: UmM... dIdI lEaVe iT iN tHe CaR?
Swag: Stupid ass lizard wizard get out of here-
(Mario hits Swag.)
Bob: Oh HeRe It Is! WaS jUsT iN tHe BaCk PoCkEt LoL. (Bob presses the button) bOoP.
"Boop approved." Nora said.
(Bob and Luigi run away before the bombs explode.)
Swag: i am going to beat your butts lol. You are never going to win you- (falls through the floor) Oh, balls.
Mario: QUICK! LET'S-A GO SEE THE PRINCESS!
Swagmaster: Ow. My ass.
(They walk to Peach's throne room. And there she was, sitting on her throne.)
Peach: Mario?! Oh, I should have known you were behind this! And who is this?
Mario: This is Axol! He's a magic fish from Animeland!
Axol: He's kinda right. My name is Axol. And Princess...(lights are off and he poses) I'm here to convince you to unban Anime!
Peach: Pfft. Anime is dangerous and the kingdom is better off without it!
"Dangerous, no. Better without it... kinda." Weiss said.
Axol: Oh, I'll think you'll reconsider. BOOPKINS!
Boopkins: Alright. Ahem.
(He starts singing.)
Boopkins: I can show you the world
"Oh no, he sings too."
Of Japanese animation
A magical creation
With whatever your heart decides
"It's so cringe!" Yang said.
I can open your eyes
Take you series by series
Shoujo, Shonen, and Ecchis
With ourselves storylines.
A whole new world
It's great to be an otaku
Go on and be a fan
Just lift the ban
Join me and be all weeby.
"Why would you ruin such a good song?" Pyrrha said.
"If Peach starts singing, I'll started banging my head on the wall." Weiss said.
"Maybe she's better at singing?" Ruby said.
Peach: A whole new world
"Come on!". Everyone else started laughing.
Wonderous form of media
When I watch an OP
I sure can see
Both: That now I'm in a whole new world with you.
Weiss as she said, she started banging her head on the wall.
Mario: (on fire) Hey, you very SHIT!
Some of them laughed. Weiss sat down dizzily, with her forehead bleeding a bit.
Peach: ANIME! IS! AWESOME! (Starts running back and forth.) How was I so wrong? Anime is awesome! I should learn Japanese! How have I lived my life with anime! Thank you for showing me how beautiful Anime can be. It is time... To end the anime ban. (Peach snaps her fingers to end the anime ban. Everything about the A.S.S. disappears.)
"That was easy." Nora said.
Chris: Swag? Swag? What the hell happened?
Swag: Mr. Chris... I don't feel so good. (His badge disappears.)
"And then he gets Thanos'd." Yang said.
Chris: Well... Well, we are jobless again.
Swag: You could always go back to your job for handing out gobbies lololol. (Gets slapped)
"What are gobbies?" Ruby said.
"Do you really want to know?" Nova said.
"No...?"
Axol: It has been a righteous quest. (He draws a Goku.)
Boopkins: Wait, Senpai, you're leaving already?
Axol: Unfortunately yes, green frog. I said my mission was to unban anime! And I have done that!
Axel: Now I'm going to take this precious inkling ink as my reward and return home to my art.
(He rides back home on his Goku. The anime cartel watches as he leaves.)
Francis: Axol? What about my waifus?...
"Anime is unbanned and you want more?" Blake said.
Boopkins: Do you think we will ever see him again?
SMG4: Maybe one day.
Tari: For now, let's just enjoy that Anime is free again!
(Saiko gives Boopkins a body pillow.)
Boopkins: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S SOOOOOO GOOOOD!
Saiko: Thanks for helping me unban anime guys.
(Everyone celebrates)
Meggy: Well, looks like everything is resolved and we got a happy ending after all. NOW! All that's left is Splatfest!
"The anime arc is done!" Ruby said.
"Or is it?!" Nora said.
"... Is it?"
"No, there's more."
"NooooOOOOOOOOooooo!" Weiss said.
And done! Like, follow, leave a review AND NOT A REQUEST, send me a PM if you want and READ THE NOVA FORCE. See you soon!