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Chapter 110: GAMEBOY ADVANCE SP BLUE EDITION CREEPYPASTA (by OneyPlays)
"What's next on the agenda?" Yang said.
"Well, since we are on the topic of Mario, I think a classic creepypasta would be good." Nova said.
"Oh, I love these!" Ruby said.
"No, videogame creepypastas are bad. And they all start the same. You buy a suspicious game, you find out it's haunted, the character appears with black and red eyes, crying blood and they kill you." Blake said.
"But this is different." Nova said and started the video.
It all started 53 years ago, back when I was a fully grown little boy...
"53 years ago? Video games weren't even a thing. What is this?" Weiss said.
"Wait, is that OneyNG?" Jaune said.
"Uh huh." Nova said.
"Well, this should be fun." Yang said.
One day, while I was jumping through the street, I happened upon a large vehicle, which clobbered me violently into a nearby window.
"Then how is he still alive?" Weiss said.
"I don't know if you realised it, but this is a parody." Blake said.
"Again?"
After getting my bearings, I looked up to see a young boy with a Gameboy Advance SP Blue Edition in his tiny little hands.
"Wait, I'm confused. What happened again?" Nora said.
"A boy got hit by a truck and it sent him into another boy's room." Ren said.
"Oh... how is it still alive?"
I had always dreamed of owning a Gameboy Advance SP Blue Edition, but my family could barely even afford gold...
"Sad." Ruby said.
He looked up at me, with those big, vibrating eyes. His two lower teeth quivered in confusion, "Muh, mahma," he said softly.
Some laughed a little.
"What is wrong with that kid?" Yang said.
"Why is the narration so professional? I hate this." Blake said.
This was my chance! I ran at him screaming and stomping my feet, scrambling his brain in sheer confusion. I shoved him as hard as I could and grabbed his Gameboy Advance SP Blue Edition, and I ran out the door.
"What?! Why would he do that?!" Ruby said.
I leaped back down the street towards my home. I pulled open the door by its big, smelly handle and I let myself in quietly. I snuck past my many parents and shut myself into my room, I had made it.
"Many parents?" Nora said.
"And they can't afford gold?" Weiss said.
Finally, a Gameboy Advance SP to call my own. I will have to keep it hidden from my family. I shan't ever allow them to know.
"You know, he took it, but he doesn't have any games or a charger." Yang said.
I took the Gameboy SP in my small, beautiful hands, and proceeded to slide the switch to "ON" mode. I will never forget that wonderful sound it made the first time I turned it on. And that wonderful Nintendo logo splashed my screen in sheer delight. I blew out my candle, and I pulled my curtain shut tight.
"Candle? I'm so confused right now." Jaune said.
"Wait, you need light to play old handhelds." Ruby said.
I wanted absolutely *nothing* to get in the way of my first Gameboy Advance SP Blue Edition experience. Suddenly, a small man appeared on-screen. Shortly after, the word "Mario" started flashing behind him. I assumed this man is the man known as "Mario". I had seen adverts showing him television. The title of the game slowly lowered itself in from the top of the screen. "Super Mario... and the Legend of the Stolen Gameboy Advance SP, Blue Edition"?!
"The moment I would see that, I would had destroyed it." Yang said.
"And not return it?" Pyrrha said.
My heart sank... as I noticed a dead pixel in the lower left region of the screen. "Beggars can't be choosers," I thought to myself, however. And I pressed the start button with my feen-gy. A vast landscape with clouds, bushes, and bricks appeared before my very eye. And, there he was. The familiar "Mario" man I had grown to enjoy.
"But he just said that he has only seen him in commercials." Weiss said.
I pushed left on the left bootun. Mario himself dashed to the left. Dust between his silly brown shoes filled the air. Amazed by his speed, I quickly pushed right to test his turning abilities. I was not disappointed as Mario changed direction in a matter of seconds.
"So he pressed left and then right. The way he describes it makes it feel like something completely different." Ren said.
"Well, that's how a little kid sees it." Ruby said.
"Wasn't he a fully grown kid?" Nora said.
I learned the other button functions as I played... 'B' allowed Mario to dash at high speeds, similar to my own. 'A' allowed him to leap so high in the sky that I screamed in fear, that perhaps, maybe he wouldn't come back down... Yet he always did, which engaged me in the game-world even further. I quickly grasped the concepts of jumping large gaps, avoiding enemies, and climbing a big, big flag pole at the end of each level. I got to the fourth level woithout much problems. I looked into a nearby mirror and smile at myself with one eyebrow raised and I said loudly, "Does this game think I'm not good? I can handle anything it throws my way! Ahhh huhaaaaa! Auuhhh..."
They laughed a little.
"What kid talks like that?" Pyrrha said.
"Weiss probably." Yang said.
"Shut up." she said.
Suddenly, the screen turned black... And I don't just mean *black*, I mean so black... the screen looked like a big, deep, deep hole. I said out loud, "Is this a hole I see before me?" and it echoed, like a hole...
They laughed again.
"I'm wondering, how his parents can't hear him? All of them." Weiss said.
I wiped a large chunk of sweat from my flopping brow, "That was weird," I thought in a big bubble next to my head.
"Like a comic?" Ruby said.
The level loaded but this time it took a lot longer. Mario stood in place so I pushed right and he began running. I noticed the graphics were getting all jumbly. Also, the music was becoming less DA DA DAH DUH DA DAH DUH and more BRRPP BRPP BRUPP BRR BRUM BRADDAH.
Some of them laughed.
I was nearing the first gap of the stage to jump over. As I drew closer, I readied my sweating, pink thumb over the 'A' buttan. The gap was here! I pushed the button but Mario didn't jump... He just screamed [HO!]. I pushed left as fast as I could and he ground to a halt, right at the edge of the gap. I pushed 'A' frantically and repeatedly to try and make him jump, but he just screamed and screamed.
"Really? Homer Simpson screams?" Yang said.
The camera zoomed in on my face as I pummel that 'A' button, trying to make Mario fill that air above above his body.
"What camera?! It's a story!" Weiss said.
But all that filled the air were my friend, Mario's, screams of fear. I said, "No more.". I pulled the cartridge from the Gameboy Advance SP and I threw it out my window.
"No, destroy it! It will not leave until you destroy it!" Nora said.
It landed in some mud outside and I laughed as I closed my window. I turned around... and I saw that the cart was back in my gahembhoy...
"That's why you must destroy it!"
Mud oozed from its cart slot. I gasped and I said to myself, "Nooo... It cannot be!"
"What fate is this?!" Yang mocked.
The Gameboy turned itself back on. Mario's face appeared with hyperrealistic skin pores and bloody chapped lips.
"There it is." Blake said.
He spoke softly, "You stole me from mah hooman...-"
Some of them laughed.
"What is that voice?!" Yang said.
"Now I, Mario... of Nintendo of America Incorporated, curse you forehvehr...!". I screamed aloud, louder than an eagle of the night,
"There must be someway to undo this curse.". I decided the only way to rid myself from this curse was-
"To destroy it?" Nora said.
-to beat the game.
"Come on!"
I ran up to the first gap of the level. I pushed 'A' and Mario just screamed again. [HO!] I fell into the hole and Mario lost a life. This is when I noticed my skin begin to rot and turn slightly green.
"He's turning into a zombie!" Ruby said.
"What on Earth is happening, Mario?" I asked Mario.
"Every life you lose, I will make you rot! Haah haah haah!". I asked, "how can I beat the game with only screams? I cannot jump gaps by screaming?"
"Fuck you..." Mario said quietly
They all laughed.
"He turned and said, shh fuck." Yang said.
"Were you swearing? It was Mario, not me!". Both sisters laughed.
I screamed. [HOAH!] I decided NOT to beat the game in fear of me rotting! I decided that I was going to do the right thing. I ran out of my room pushing my feeble mother out of my way in the hallway.
Some of them laughed.
"From the way it sounded, you probably killed her." Blake said.
I ran down the street toward the boy's house. Thunder bellowed and rain pitter-pattered on my crying face.
"Wasn't the weather good a few minutes ago?" Ruby said.
Finally, I reached the house. I leaped up to the boy's window and let myself in. The room was dark. "Boy?!" I cried out. "Boy are you there?". I truned on the light switch. As the room lit up, I saw many people dressed in black... They all cried softly. "Who the flip are you people?" I asked with tears running down my chinny-chin-chin.
"I never expected to hear that kind of sentence and I hate it." Weiss said.
"We are this boy's family." a woman replied. "I was his mother...". She pointed into the center of the room where a small, white coffin was suspended over a hole.
"The boy died?" Pyrrha said.
"But only minutes passed! And they already do a funeral?!"
"Inside the boy's room..." Ren said.
My heart sank. "Is your boy inside that box?" I asked with an eyebrow raised and a finger on my chin.
"Yes, a crazed person broke into into our home, ravaged our son and stole his childhood by killing him."
"So he killed the boy?" Ruby said.
"Didn't he just push him to the side to get the Gameboy? How did he die?" Yang said.
"You know, people die easily. Just a small fall could snap a neck or open a head." Nova said.
Everything went slow. I dropped to my knees. I held the Gameboy tightly in my clenched fist. "Could this be my fault?" I asked myself politely. His mother walked over to me with big, fat tear in her eye. She told me, "It really means a lot that a stranger would let himself into our home to pay respects to a boy he didn't know. I'm sure you two would've gotten along great.". She then pointed to the priest and said, "Please lower our child into the Earth NHOW." The priest did just that. He pulled on a lever with a shiny red ball on it. The coffin started going down!
"Again, this is taking place in the boy's room." Ren said.
I shoved the mother from me and sprint toward the coffin. I jumped on that coffin and the ropes snapped. I began falling into the Earth with the child inside. I heard the screams from his family echoing above. I pried open the coffin as we fell and I shoved the Gameboy into his tiny, cold mouth. "Free me of this curse, child!" I screamed at the top of my... head. I noticed that we weren't hitting the bottom and that the darkness in this hole reminded me of the dark I saw in the Gameboy. Could this be what I saw before? From the darkness, a floating, black and white head of Mahrio appeared. He said to me, "In this hole, you shall fall with the dead body of a child! Huaaah hah..."
"I can't take that voice seriously." Yang said while laughing a little.
And then he Gaussian blurred away... "This is what I get for stealing, I guess." I said as I shrugged.
"Seems pretty fair." Nora said.
"I like how he's like, "This is my fate, I guess."."
Suddenly, Mario appeared again. He said, "Wow... it sound like you learned your léssón. You n- now be free... Bye :)"
"Wait, what? All that to teach him a lesson?" Weiss said.
"At least it has a happy ending." Ruby said.
"The other boy is still dead." Blake said.
"We don't know that!"
He clicked his... mustache and I was back in my room! I looked over on my bed and the Gameboy Advance SP Blue Edition was gone! My mother opened the door and she said, "My son! My beautiful son! I make you eggs on toast." and she threw it on my bed and left with a smile on her face.
"I love eggs on toast. A good way to start your day." Jaune said.
I- I- r- I realised... maybe stealing not okay. I looked to the sky and I said, "Thank you, Mario inside Gameboy..."
"Thank you for scarring me for life." Yang said.
Everything would be alright. And though the child remained permanently dead,-
"Told you." Blake said.
"Dangit." Ruby said.
-his mother could always play his Gameboy Advance SP Blue Edition to remember him by, thanks to me.
"Or sell it online." Yang said.
"Thank god it's over. Don't show something like this again." Weiss said.
"I hate it because even though it's dumb... the story was written so well...!" Blake said.
"A true masterpiece." Nova said.
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