Description: Peter gets the final copy of Super Mario 3D All-Stars. This leads to assassins going after him just to jump around Peach's castle. He cannot trust anyone, not even his friends.

Walking down the street, Peter saw a bunch of men and women clawing at the windows.

"What the hell?"

As Peter got closer to the commotion, he moved through the crowd to see what everything was all about.

"Super Mario 3D All-Stars?" Peter thought.

It was video game with a limited time release. 6 months ago, Mario was announced to make a coming return with Super Mario 3D All-Stars, a compilation of Super Mario 64, Super Mario Sunshine, and Super Mario Galaxy. However, today was the final day that the game would be on store shelves. After that, it will not be released ever again. This sent people into a panic. Scalping became inevident, riots broke out, people fought tooth and nail to get a copy of the game. Even police had to get said game for their kids and sometimes, themselves.

"Give me mushrooms!" A man said.

"I wanna ride on Yoshi!" A woman added.

The store clerk seemed prepared for the onslaught. They had guns loaded, earplugs ready, and other games in stock after the game sold out. Then, the doors opened. Customers flocked inside, getting their hands on Mario. Peter followed in soon after. Watching everyone pigpile over the game, he noticed the copy sliding to his feet. He picked it up and walked over to the counter. The barcode scanning made the fight stop. They all got up and slowly turned to Peter, who was just receiving his copy of Super Mario 3D All-Stars.

"Sorry guys, I got a copy." Peter said.

"And the last one too." The cashier added.

The customers groaned. One man, so angry, walked up to the cashier with a handgun and shot him in the head. Blood splattered onto Peter.

"Holy crap!"

The angered customers turned towards Peter. They all stomped their feet, clapped their hands like Queen's "We Will Rock You".

"Now guys, let's just calm down, you can always go to another store." Peter said, asserting the situation.

"No! All the stores sold out!" One woman said.

"Kill him!"

Peter instantly made a run for it with the crowd chasing him behind.

Karin heard the door close shut tightly.

"What the hell?" Karin said.

Peter swiftly barricaded the door.

"Peter, what on earth are you doing?"

"I got the last copy of Super Mario 3D All-Stars! Now everyone in South Park wants to kill me over it!"

"Oh! You did?" Karin said with excitement. "Can I play it?"

Peter saw something wrong with Karin's look. She was acting strangely, holding her arms out like Peter was passing her a baby.

"N-N-No." Peter said.

"Why not?"

*CRASH!*

The doors burst open, the people all made their way towards Peter.

"Mario..."

"Give me Mario..."

"Fuck!"

Peter made his way towards the back door. He hopped over the fence and ran off. Karin looked on in confusion.

Night fell, Peter was too nervous to keep his eyes shut. He was in the alleyway, hiding from all the rabid fans. He stared at his copy of Super Mario and undid the packaging.

"Hey!"

Peter looked up. A small group of men and women spotted him. Peter tucked the game and the case into his pocket and ran off. As he ran down the alleyway and out into the streets, he noticed a store, still open. He quickly ran inside.

"Hey! Whacha doing in there!"

The group after Peter followed in soon after. Their target tried to catch his breath in the storage room, but one member of the group surprised him with an attack from the front. Peter pushed him away into a wall. The man took out a gun as he got back up, forcing Peter to smack it down with his foot. He grabbed the man by his collar just as a woman went in. She had her gun prepared. Peter used the man that he grabbed to use as a meat shield from the bullets. As he slid into cover, he noticed a line of hardware supplies waiting for him. Quickly, he grabbed the fire axe and waited for the woman to catch up with him. When she did, Peter hit her in the stomach, instantly killing her. He grabbed the gun and quickly tossed it at another guy who came in after him. He ran up to the man, whose was quickly recovering to kick him between the legs. Another man came from behind Peter with a hammer. Peter grabbed that man's arm and quickly disarmed him, using the hammer to bash the man's skull. The man who was kicked in the nuts got up to grab Peter from behind, but Peter shoved him into the wall.

"Give me the copy!" The man shouted.

Peter bit on the man's hand. As he howled in pain, Peter picked up the fire axe he used to kill the woman and hacked him in the arm. He collapsed onto the ground with an amputated arm.

"Oh god..." Peter wheezed.

Peter soon left the store, with the owner all traumatized for what he saw.

Knowing he was not safe even out in the streets, Peter decided to head to the one place where he felt safe.

"Writer?"

The writer came out of his spot.

"You called me?"

"Help me out of this."

"You got it."

The writer wrote a line, making the two disappear with a flash of light.

Yeah, this is pretty short. But hey, at least I tried to focus what's currently happening right now. And that's the final week Super Mario 3D All-Stars are on shelves. Seriously, this is going to be like the Blade Runner of South Park. For now, I don't have much material left to adapt, but maybe it'll come to me someday...