Chapter Yarn Yoshi: Cable Eats Clams

Banjo did massive toe movement and broke the ground until lava shot upwards like geyser dangers.

Jet revved up his beak and captured Sonic in it like a pelican. His avian abilities were so nifty for all.

"Do not wake!" Metal called to the Sonic. He used rockets to zoom up with flight powers.

Ray and Charmy held each other by the noses and used them to power their own flight abilities.

Banjo noticed the flights taking placed and attached Kazooie to his back. The two flew as one element of true crime.

"What do you require from us?" asked Ray with seething tooth.

Banjo snickered and ate a honeycomb. "I was requested by the DOOMERS to do chaos. That is what I do, bruh."

"You vile doer…" Charmy murmured. He turned to Ray who was still holding his nose. "Ray, I hate to say it… but we need to work together to defeat this kind of ravaging doom…"

Ray was hesitant. "I never forgave you for the time you stole my lucky sneakers…"

Charmy thought about those sick kicks and wept. His tears hit the ground and made a palm tree grow. The palm tree then panicked as it saw the chaos that was Banjo and Kazooie.

"Nothing can stop him unless the truth is revealed…" said Charmy. He removed his helmet, revealing his luxurious white mullet.

Ray averted his gaze from such brilliant beauty. He took out a knife and stabbed a coconut. The coconut leaked all over Banjo's kumquat collection.

"How dare you?" said Banjo with toes lifting chaos high.

Ray beat his chest with a drumstick. "I came to seek truth and dish out wallops of graceful faith!" He powered up by drinking the coconut juice. His soul exploded into a phantom of glory.

Banjo cocked his eyebrows and fired laser vision like deadly malevolence. The power struck Charming in the hair and Ray in the attitude.

The two holy warriors fell to the ground in defeat. Several of their clavicles had been broken.

Metal screamed at the sight. "Do not kill!" he roared, licking up the remaining coconut juice. He pulled out a mean rifle and aimed at Banjo.

"Two can play at that game, bubba!" laughed Banjo heinously.

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