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New Direct

"Alright, are we ready?" Bowser asked a Hammer Bro.

"We are live in five… four…"

"Show time." Bowser smirked.

"Two… ONE!"

"Hello everyone! Welcome to the new Nintendo Direct where we will show you games-" He gestured his arms forward like how Iwata used to do. "Directly to you! Now then, first order of business…" He raised his hand up to prepare to snap his fingers. "Check this ou-"

"Heya!" Bowsette popped up in front of the camera.

"SIS?!"

"Thought I'd drop in and help my brother out in this Direct! Because I'm a helpful sister! Now then, let's get this party rollin' with the first-"

"HEY! This is MY gig! Go do something else!"

"Oh puh-leeze…" Bowsette turned to him. "You can't just hog all the fun, ya know! Sometimes you need some help!"

"Go help yourself somewhere else!"

"Hey, is that any way to treat your twin sister?"

"You're younger than me by a few minutes! Go away!" He said, backhanding her.

"WHOA!"

"Now then, back to what we were doing. We have some exciting stuff for you, so let's get this-"

"WHY YOU!" Bowsette ran and tackled Bowser to the ground, resulting in a fighting dust cloud. "You can't hog it all! Let me help!"

"You can help by getting out of my gig!"

"Oh, this is just like the time where you didn't need help getting yourself unsquished by that rogue Thwomp!"

"I COULD HANDLE MYSELF JUST FINE!"

"Um…" Boosette peeked her head over the screen and then walked on set. "We'll just get things rolling with the presentation. Enjoy~!" She smiled, snapping her fingers.'

"QUIT PULLING MY HAIR, DOOFUS!"

Fire and Light

Sephiroth was knocked back a few feet. "Amazing. Your fire skills are quite impressive."

"Hmhmhm~" Pyra got into position with her sword. "That's not all I have under my belt."

Sephiroth aimed Masamune at her. "But how long can you keep that fire burning?"

"Just enough!" Pyra said as she rushed at Sephiroth. "FLAME NOVA!" She yelled, knocking Sephiroth back as he delivered an Octoslash attack, knocking her back. "Rrrgh!"

"I'm predicting that you will not last much longer."

"That's… that's what you think… Mythra!"

"On it!"

In an instant, Pyra started to glow as Mythra took over. "Fascinating… it's just like Xena." Sephiroth mused as he slashed at her, but she used Foresight and kicked him from behind.

"Ray of Punishment!"

"Mmph!" Sephiroth grunted and then smirked, as his one wing popped out of his back.

"Oooh, things just got more interesting…" Mythra smirked.

"Give in to the dark." He would snap his fingers at her.

Meanwhile…

"Mmmph…" Rex slumped on the couch, watching Pyra and Mythra fight Sephiroth. "I thought I was supposed to be in Smash…"

"Waaaah, you get used to it." Waluigi said.

"I know exactly how you feel." Chrom said, patting him on the back.

"At least I'm their Final Smash… but… bollocks." He sighed, and then suddenly he started glowing. "Oh!" He said as he disappeared.

Back in the fight…

"Alright, you asked for it!" Mythra said with a smirk. "Rex!"

"Let's go!" Rex said, appearing near her.

"SACRED ARROW!" She yelled, raining down arrows of light that struck Sephiroth and nearly sent him flying off stage as Sephiroth would use Octoslash to try to get back on stage. "Oh no, you don't!" She said as she rushed over and slashed at Sephiroth right as he climbed back up, sending him flying to the Blast Zone.

"GAME! Mythra… WINS!"

"Behold the power of the Aegis!" Mythra declared as the crowd went wild. "Alright, who's next!"

"Hello!" A voice said as Mythra turned to see Pyrrha

"Ah, the amazon." Mythra said. "Well, this is gonna be a fun one!" She said.

"Indeed!" Pyrrha said, getting into position as Mythra changed to Pyra.

"Here we go!" Pyra said, as both of their weapons caught ablaze as they rushed toward each other right as the countdown ended.

Golfing Chaos

"FORE!" Mario yelled, as he, Xena, Ruby and Peach swung their golf clubs as their golf balls went flying.

"Now this is a lot more fun instead of waiting for our turn." Ruby said.

"You said it!" Peach giggled as they started running toward their golf balls with Ruby using her semblance to get ahead, but Xena would stop her in her tracks with her telekinesis and swung her arm a different way, sending Ruby flying.

"WAAAAAH!"

Mario pulled out an Ice Flower and ice skated next to Xena, throwing ice balls at her but she deflected them away as the ice balls struck Peach instead. "Oh!" Peach yelped, as she was frozen solid for a few seconds as Xena was the first to get to her ball and Mario was next as they swung their clubs at the balls to make them soar through the sky as they raced toward the flag pole, but as they got to the flag pole, a Bob-omb landed near them and blew up, knocking the two back.

"Ooof! What the?!" Xena wondered as King Bob-omb landed on the golf course.

"Hello there!" He said, holding a golf club in his hands. "Fancy a game of golf?"

"So he decided to crash the party, huh?"

"Looks like it!"

"I'm taking over! This one's personal…"

"Go for it!"

Dark Xena switched places and smirked at King Bob-omb. "So, you decided to join us in a round of golf, eh?"

"Indeed, but since you're here, we might as well make things interesting." King Bob-omb pulled out a Bob-omb. "What say you we make this game of golf… explosive?"

"Oh, you're going down… you AND that pathetic mustache of yours!"

"Hmhmhm~! We shall see, my explosive adversary!" He said.

A Toad drove by on a golf cart with Yoshi as the two of them looked on and saw King Bob-omb and Dark Xena duking it out on the green with Mario, Peach and Ruby cheering on Dark Xena. "I miss the days when we had normal golf…"

"Yoshi Yo." Yoshi agreed.

Swing Away!

"Hmm, those Monster Hunter folk sure like to swing around with those ropes they like to conjure up… assuming they are ropes of light." Weiss said as she stood on a roof. "I guess I can give it a try." She said. "Esdeath!"

"On it." Esdeath said, conjuring up a rope of ice and handed it to her.

"Thank you." Weiss said as she flicked it forward. "And here we GO!" She yelled, as she jumped off her roof… and fell. "WAAAAAH!"

THUD!

"Oooow…"

Esdeath looked down. "I don't think that would have had the same effect…"

"I gathered…" Weiss groaned as Azure came flying over and licked Weiss on the cheek. "Hey kiddo… ow…"

Skyward Bound

"So, this is where you originated from, eh?" Link asked as he, the other Links and Zelda wandered around in Skyloft.

"Yes. This is where I first met the Link of this timeline. Then I aided the other Links throughout their eras… although my toon self isn't with us at the present moment." Fi said, looking at Toon Link who was casually whistling while looking away.

"What the devil is going on here?" A voice asked as they turned to see Groose approaching them. "I don't even recognize you guys, so why don't yoooooou-" He spotted Zelda. "Oh hello Zelda! You got cuter all of a sudden."

"Wha?!" Zelda blushed as Groose tried to get close to her but she batted him away. "H-hey, back off pal!" She said.

"Still the same doofus as before…" Fi mused.

"Fi? Is that you?" A voice asked as they turned to see Skyward Link approaching them.

"Master! It has been far too long. I was just showing your descendants of where I originated."

"That's the first Link?" Toon whispered to Young. "He looks like he's seen some crap."

"Dude… I was thinking the same thing."

"Ah, so these are my descendants? Neat… come on, I'll show you around." He said as the three Links followed him.

"I wonder what my ancestor looks like." Zelda wondered.

"Excuse me, are you me from a different era?" A voice asked as Zelda turned around and saw Skyward Zelda.

"Oh my gosh! You're so pretty!" Zelda's eyes sparkled. "Yes, I'm you from the Link to the Past Era!" She said.

"Thank you! You're pretty as well."

"Oh my goodness… two cute Zeldas in front of me!" Groose said in surprise and wrapped his arms around the Zeldas. "Sooo, how's about the three of us take a walk around Skyloft?" He asked.

"Is he always like this?"

"He has a crush on me, don't mind him." She said, both of them lightly elbowing Groose as the two of them walked away.

"You have GOT to tell me what you did with your hair! It looks so smooth! I'm surprised you don't have any jewelry on, but we can fix that!"

"Oh.. I don't think that'd be necessary."

"Aww…"

"So, what was your era like?"

"Well, you see… it all started with my Link running an errand for his uncle-"

With the four Links…

"Let's see… four of us… this feels so familiar." Toon mused as the Links were at a dock.

"So uh… what are we doing at the dock?" Link wondered.

"Oh, don't worry about it too much." Skyward said, pushing the three of them down.

"AAAAAAAAAH!"

"Question, Fi… do they have Loftwings in their eras?"

"No, they do not."

"They don't?" Skyward paled with a sweatdrop. "Uh oh…" He then whistled to get his Crismon Loftwing's attention as he hopped on and flew down to grab the three from falling to their deaths as they flew back up to Skyloft and planted them safely on the ground. "My bad, guys!" He said, sheepishly rubbing the back of his head.

"Never… again…" Link groaned.

"It's official… our ancestor is a psychopath…" Toon muttered under his breath.

"Agreed!" Young agreed quietly.

Wasteland

"What the kelp…" Callie said, as she, Marie, Marina and Pearl looked on to see that Inkopolis that they once knew was long gone. They noticed a few Inklings holding bow and arrows and firing ink all over the place.

"What happened?! We go to Delfino for a vacation and we come back to THIS?" Pearl said.

"What was the cause of all this?" Marie wondered as Marina noticed some shrapnel and picked it up out of curiosity.

"Property of… Vault-Tec." Marina read.

"WHAT?! Who brought that guy here?!" Callie said in shock.

Earlier…

"Uh… what's that?" A red male Inkling asked.

"It's called a… Nuke Launcher, I think?" A yellow female Inkling responded. "I dunno, that guy who called himself Vault Boy said it was a new weapon. Sooooo, I'm guessing it's a new and improved inkstrike!"

"Well, don't just stand there! Let's see it in action!"

"You got it!" The female Inkling grinned as she launched it high up into the air. "Let's see how much ink it spreads!" She said giddily as the nuke came back down to the ground and exploded.

Back in the present…

"Ugh… I blame Crazy Hand…" Marie muttered.

"Yup!" The trio agreed.

Direct Aftermath

"Whoa, dude! Check this out!" Bowsette said, having a sling over her right arm and a bandage on her cheek. "People have been reacting to our fight and have clipped it to where it's gained one billion likes!"

"Get out! Really?" Bowser said, having a cast over his arm.

"Yeah, it's got tons of views all over Lakitube! It's the most views off of your Directs, too!"

"Well shoot! Looks like we got a hit!"

"Yeah!" Bowsette grinned, both of them high fiving each other… but with their fractured arms by accident.

"OW!"

The funny thing is, the previous chapter was originally gonna have Bowser and Bowsette arguing over a Direct and there was just gonna be only one Valentine's skit before deciding to change it into a Valentine's chapter at the last minute. I almost friggin' predicted a Direct and I changed my mind on it. What are the odds...

Also, yes, for those who don't know, King Bob-omb, of all people, will be a playable character in the new Mario Golf game. Nintendo accidentally revealed it on their site. Wah wah.