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Direct In The Eyes of Fans
"Well, that was a wonderful Direct… everyone can't get enough of the Sibling Fight… let's take a look at these Tweester comments and see what the fans had to say." Bowsette said.
"You'll be sorry!" General Guy said in the distance.
"Ah, what's the worst that can happen?" Bowsette smirked.
"WHO ASKED FOR THESE STUPID THIRD PARTY GAMES?!"
"Literally no one asked for Splatoon 3."
"Mario Golf? No one cares. Give me Strikers!"
"OMG, ANOTHER sword fighter in Smash. It's like they want to give every Smasher a sword!"
"Oh look, ANOTHER ANIME SWORD FIGHTER. When are we going to get Dante?"
"Sora for Smash."
"Seriously? No Breath of the Wild news? Literally no one asked for a HD remake of Skyward Sword."
"It's like Nintendo doesn't even listen to us anymore! No Breath of the Wild 2 news, a stupid HD port no one asked for… this Direct sucked."
"WHO ASKED FOR SPLATOON 3?!"
"We haven't had a General Nintendo Direct for a long time and we get no Breath of the Wild 2 news? Lame Direct."
"Yeah, Mario Golf. That's great. GIVE ME SOME MORE SMASH NEWS THAT IS NOT ANOTHER FRIGGIN' ANIME SWORD FIGHTER!"
"What… what am I even reading?" Bowsette said in shock.
"First time using Tweester?" General Guy asked.
"Yeah…"
"Consider this a crash course of Tweester. Literally no one is happy and all they ever do is complain. It's why Bowser never goes on there."
"Oh my goodness!" Boosette gasped as they turned to her. "Look at all these nice comments everyone's saying about me! I can't take it… it's making me blush!" She said, blushing like crazy. "…Um, honey? What's this word mean? I've never seen it before."
"Hmm?" Bowsette went to take a look. "The ghostly girl who started things off is super adorable. She's honestly one of the most lovely MIL-" Bowsette would immediately throw it toward a wall. "Aaaand that's enough internet for today!"
"You didn't have to throw it! Good thing it's highly durable…" Boosette said as Bowsette would whisper it in her ear. "OH!" She started blushing like crazy. "Oh no no no no no! That is not appropriate!"
"Told ya." General Guy shook his head.
Flying Skeletal Demons
Nyx walked around with a hum when she picked up on something with her semblance. "Hmm?" She turned her head to see a Parabones flying around. "Huh, a flying Dry Bones? That's new." She said as the Parabones immediately turned his head and saw Nyx. It let out a cackle and started flying after her. "How did it see me from that far away?!" She wondered as she quickly fired Bomb Arrows to take out the Parabones. "That takes care of it." She said and walked off.
A few seconds later, the Parabones repaired itself and then turned to Nyx and started to chase her again. "Huh?! You Dry Bones always leave everyone alone after you disassemble!" She said, firing another Bomb Arrow to kill it, then she took off running. The Parabones repaired itself and started to give chase to Nyx. "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!"
Ruby looked through her scope. "Okay, a few Parabones are up on that cliff…" She said as she was with Pit.
"Oh, one just spotted us." Pit said, looking through binoculars.
"Eh, they won't bother us." Ruby said, putting the sniper rifle down… and the Parabones was right on top of her. "AAAAH!"
"How did he get here so fast?!" Pit said as the Parabones started clobbering them with bones.
"OW OW OW OW OW!"
A Parabones flew around the sky, then he looked down and saw Weiss walking around with Mario and Blake. He let out a cackle and then started to dive bomb the trio. "Huh?" Weiss looked up from the sky as the Parabones slammed into her. "OOOOF!" She yelled, falling on her back while the Parabones cackled.
"Where did that even come from?!" Blake said as she and Mario picked up the KO'd Weiss and took off as the Parabones chased after them.
Bowser tossed a P Wing on a Dry Bones, transforming it into a Parabones as he took off flying after saluting. "Heh, I should've done this years ago." He said. "Kamek, another duplication spell!"
"Right away, your nastiness!"
Bols' New Look
"Hey Bols!" Wave came running over to Bols who was watering some flowers.
"Hmm? What is it, Wave?"
"I decided to get ya something. Give you a new look that will make anyone scream in terror!"
"Anyone?"
"Well, ya know… the Grimm and all that stuff…"
"Ah, I see. Well, don't just stand there… give me it! I want to see what it is."
A few minutes later…
"Ladies and gentleman… I give you… the new Bols!" Wave stepped out of the way as Bols would step out wearing none other than Pyro's outfit.
"Mmph mmph mmph mmph! …Mmph mmph?"
"My my, he looks like he's readying to burn something!" Esdeath said.
"Wow! You look pretty snazzy!" Kurome grinned.
"Mmph mmph! Mmmph!" Bols slumped a bit and pulled out a sign. "You can't understand me, can you?"
"Nope, but you look more threatening!" Bulat said.
"Good enough for me!"
"Now then, let us be off. We just got word that a village is struggling with a Grimm problem and the Atlas military needs back up." Esdeath said.
"By the way, I got you this." Wave said, handing Bols the Dragon's Fury. "Found it lying on the ground so I thought I'd give it to ya."
"Mmph mmph!" Bols exclaimed, hugging Wave and then took off running.
"Well, you made him happy." Kurome said.
"Yup. Now let's go!" Wave smiled as they all took off.
Blake's Moveset
Blake wandered into the training area, walking directly to Sandbag. "So sorry about this." She said, taking out Gambol Shroud.
Jab: Blake delivers a small punch. If it connects, she delivers another punch before ending with a spin kick.
Dash Attack: She rushes forward and pounces on her opponent to trip them. She also slides when she lands on the ground. (Think of it like a slide attack with Cat Mario.)
Grab: She throws Gambol Shroud at the opponent. If it connects, the opponent is brought in close and she grabs a hold of the opponent. (Can be used as a tether recovery.)
Pummel: She knees the opponent in the gut.
Up Throw: She throws the opponent in the air and slashes with Gambol Shroud.
Forward Throw: She throws the opponent down and pins them to the ground, where she does a small somersault to send them flying.
"Wah!" Yang was pinned to the ground by Blake. "Ya know, I think I know why Wario started spreading those rumors around…"
"Oh, hush." Blake said, doing the somersault to knock her away.
"Ack!"
"His mind's always a gutter."
Down Throw: She pushes the opponent down and gives a little punt to kick them away.
Back Throw: She does a more flexible suplex than Ruby, sending them further away.
Forward Smash: Blake summons her Belladonna Claws and swipes three times.
Up Smash: Blake brings out her Shadow Whip and flicks it hard enough to create a small shockwave that would knock any airborne fighters out of the air. Can be arched. Has a small chance of stunning.
"Descend, Heartless Ang-" Blake threw her Shadow Whip at him and struck Sephiroth. "Mmmph!" He grunted, holding on to his head with a groan as he landed on the ground.
"I'm not falling for that again." She said, quickly using her Forward Smash to send him flying.
Down Smash: Blake does a split, her legs spread out and kicking anyone from front and back.
"That shouldn't even be possible!" Sun said after he and Neptune were kicked away.
"Not unless you do yoga every day." Blake said, fist bumping Wii Fit Trainer.
"You know it." Wii Fit Trainer chuckled.
Forward Tilt: Blake swings her leg and kicks the opponent in the chest or stomach.
Down Tilt: She does a small breakdance and swings her legs around.
Up Tilt: She swipes at her opponents from above.
Forward Air: Blake swipes at her opponent.
Back Air: She turns around and swipes her opponent with Gambol Shroud.
Down Air: She does a little cat dive and can be used at an angle, striking her opponents with her hands.
Up Air: She does a backflip and kicks her opponent with her heel.
Neutral Air: She shoots Gambol Shroud.
Special: She gets into position and shoots Gambol Shroud.
Side Special: She swings her Belladonna Claws wildly, dealing a fair amount of damage and knockback. If dashing, she tackles the opponent and pins them before slashing her opponent and kicks them away.
Up Special: Blake either brings out Gambol Shroud or her Shadow Whip and throws it up or forward. If it hits an opponent, they're brought to Blake where she automatically kicks them away. Can be used as a tether recovery.
Down Special: She gets in a defensive stance for a few seconds. If she's attacked, she uses her semblance to counter attack from behind.
Final Smash: Blake lunges at her opponent in a cat-like fashion. If she connects, the opponent is thrown into a dark room where Blake is seen surrounded by candles. She swings Gambol Shroud to extinguish the small flames and leaving her opponent in total darkness. In a flash, Blake slashes through the opponent from all sides before slashing through her opponent one final time to send them flying.
"Phew, that was a good one." Blake said, wiping her forehead. "See ya later!" She said, waving goodbye to a ripped up Sandbag.
Replaying 3D World on the Switch made me realize how much I despise Parabones. Those assholes just won't leave you alone...
Also, i'm glad I don't use Twitter... but i've been seeing YouTube vids of ungrateful boneheads complain about literally everything in that Direct. It was at that moment when I went "...I need to make fun of this. Holy crap."