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Our House

"Waaah!" Ruby yelled as the group was thrown into a room in the Underwhere.

"Ugh… what's going on here…?" Luigi wondered as they would see the various villains of their past. "Oh no…"

"Hahahaha! Surprised?" Hades smirked.

"Great, so every villain we know is here… though apparently, I didn't know Santa Claus was a villain." Nora said.

"IT'S SMITHY!" He yelled.

"This can't get any worse…" Jaune groaned.

"Oh, but it can, my dear Jauney boy… it can!" Hades smirked.

"Hey boss!" The Red Axem Ranger called out as they tossed in the Koopa Troop and Yang. "We found more of these losers!"

"Ooow… what's going on he-… WHAT?!" Bowser yelled.

"Now that we're all accounted for… let's get this party started!" Hades said as he brought out a radio. "In fact, we decided to make something special for you!"

Medusa groaned. "You mean that hideous song and dance number that you dragged me into?"

"It was fun and you know it, Medusa!" Hades said. "After all… they're in our house now!" He said, pressing the play button.

"…Oh boy…" Mario sweatdropped, as a spotlight shined down on Hades.

Hades let out a chuckle. "Now here we were, every villain having the times of our lives… and then these good for nothing heroes come and ruin our fun!"

"Yes, but now we get to have our revenge~!" Shadow Queen grinned.

"Our villainy will be on top of our game! We are at our full strengths and you will be our prey!" Crystal King exclaimed.

"Oh, would you look at the time… we must be going!" Hop said as he turned around, but Cackletta closed and locked the door on them. "…Oh dear."

"Nyeh heh heh heh! Where are you going, we're just getting started!" Cackletta said.

"Aaagh bollocks…"

"Every villain here has a bone to pick with you!" Lava Piranha exclaimed.

"BECAUSE YOU'RE IN OUR HOUSE NOW! AHAHAHA!" Hades laughed.

"Meeeeyork, we get to snack on everything without having to worry about getting swatted!" The Gold Fuzzy cried as he and his Fuzzy minions were draining the life force off of Bowser.

"Hey… HEY! GET OFF!"

"No weapons allowed from the heroes, muzzle that King Koopa!" Smithy said, as they took away their weapons and muzzled up Bowser. "Lock up their magic!"

"Every villain gets their due respect around here!" Shadow Queen said, going into her true form.

"Love your work, sweetheart!" Hades said, wrapping his hand around her.

"Every villain gets their own redemption arc, buh huh huh huh huh!" Lord Crump exclaimed as Grodus froze time for them as Magnus Von Grapple proceeded to clobber them all.

"Every villain gets their fair share of screen time too!" Red sang and then turned around and grabbed the camera. "Seriously! We got shafted!" He said and shook the camera violently. "WE GOT SHAFTED IN THIS SERIES FOR PETE'S SAKE! WHO DOES THAT TO THE AXEM RANGERS?!"

"Hey hey! Watch the camera!" The Lakitu Cameraman scolded.

"We get to have fun with these heroes and have our revenge!" Princess Shroob said, firing lightning bolts at Mario and Luigi as they let out pained cries.

"I will not be pummeled to death by a shy girl this tiiiime!" Lava Piranha said, breathing fire around the Galar trio and then Crystal King froze them solid.

"Mmmph! So this is how Mona felt!" Gloria grunted.

"Every misdeed will go unpunished because YOU'RE IN OUR HOUSE NOW! HAHAHAHA!" Hades cackled as the Underworld Army, Shroobs, and X-Nauts were doing a conga line before blasting them all with their attacks.

"No weaknesses will bother us anymore!" Hooktail said and gobbled up Ruby with a smirk.

"Delelelele whooooop!" Ruby said within her belly.

"Sorry kiddo, I tried that and it didn't work." A Shayde said from within the belly.

"Aww!"

"We will rock you into submission!" Yellow said, knocking Yang and Blake down.

"And we will look stylin' too!" Pink chimed in.

"…I'm hungry." Yellow said.

"OH OF COURSE YOU ARE!"

"You do gooders haven't seen the last of us!" Medusa sang, using her snakes to petrify JNPR.

"H-hey! What did we ever do to yo-" Jaune turned into stone as did the other three.

"Throw them into the cages, we're not done with 'em! Not by a long shot!" Grodus would say as they tossed them into the cages, while Hooktail spat out Ruby.

"YOU'RE IN OUR HOUSE NOW!" Every villain sang in unison before they all started laughing right as the song ended.

"Uuugh… now I know how Koopley felt…" Ruby groaned as JNPR was un-petrified and the Galar trio thawed out.

"Ugh… never again!" Bede groaned, when they suddenly heard clapping as they turned to see Dimentio clapping.

"Bravo! Brava! That was a beautiful performance!" Dimentio praised. "How's about an encore? I still got plenty of popcorn!" He said, summoning a gigantic bag of popcorn.

Hades smirked. "Sure! We can do this as many times as it takes."

"NO!" Everyone yelled.

"Hit it!" Hades exclaimed.

Meanwhile, with Dark Weiss and Dark Blake…

"You ever feel like we're missing out on something spectacular?" Dark Weiss asked, filing her nails.

"Eh… not really." Dark Blake said, reading a book.

"Yeah, it's probably nothing."

Fierce Deity-… Oh My…

"Hiyah!" Young Link quickly slashed through a couple of Bokoblins as he fired a few Fire Arrows at a Moblin, and then came into contact with a Lynel as it roared at him. "Uh oh!" He said as he quickly pulled out his Fierce Deity mask. "This should even out the-" A Lizalfos grabbed it with his tongue and then swung it across Hyrule Field. "Ack!" He yelped as he paled right after. "Oooh boy…"

Nearby…

Esdeath hummed to herself. "This place is so… lovely." She said as the Fierce Deity Mask landed next to her. "Hmm?" She wondered as she took a look. "My! What a cute mask." She said as she picked it up and had the wild idea to wear it. "I wonder what I'd look like if- nnngh! Agh… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"

Back with Young Link…

"Wah!" Young Link dodged the incoming attacks from the Lynel as he would deliver a few swings, but since his Kokiri Blade was nothing more than a butter knife to the Lynel, the mighty beast kicked him down. "OOOF!" He grunted as the Lynel let out a roar and raised his arms up in the air to finish him off.

CLANG!

"Huh?" Young Link looked up to see Esdeath blocking the attack with a Fierce Deity Ice Sword, and she was in the Fierce Deity colors, complete with her eyes being completely blank.

"You dare attack this poor defenseless child? The nerve of you!" Esdeath said and then slashed the Lynel viciously as it pushed him back. "You should know your place!" She declared as ice wings shot out of her back as she flew up into the air and forced a gigantic ice ball. "PERISH!" She yelled as she threw the gigantic ice ball of death toward the ground, causing a spectacular ice explosion that froze everything.

…The only problem was… it froze everything. Hyrule was now under a mini ice age thanks to Esdeath going overboard.

"What the Hylia?" Zelda asked as she looked out the window. "Where did all this snow come from?"

"Strange… it's not even the right season yet." Rhoam mused.

"WAHOOOOOO!" Link yelled as he jumped out of a window and immediately started shield surfing down a slope.

Esdeath landed on the snow, taking the Fierce Deity mask off and handing it to Young Link. "I believe this belongs to you." She said, handing him the mask and walked off with a hum.

"…Dear Hylia, she went overboard…" He sweatdropped.

Recovery Woes

"Ah, it feels such an honor to be a stage for the Smashers." Azurda said, not even caring that an explosion happened on his back, nor did he care about a sword being impaled. "Ah, what a lovely day!"

"Not bad, Little Mac… but let's see you get through THIS!" Mythra yelled, slashing him with Photon Edge and knocking him off the stage.

"Ack!" Little Mac exclaimed as he jumped to safety. "Ha! This time, I'm not gonna lose a stock!" He said, using Jolt Haymaker to recover.

"Oh my, look at that titan over there." Azurda said, moving his head away and unintentionally taking Little Mac's chances of a recovery.

"OH COME ON!" Little Mac yelled as he fell into the abyss.

"Pichu Piiiiiii!" Pichu cried as he fell.

"Awawawawawawawa!" Pac-Man cried.

"Wah!" Toon Link shot his Hook Shot at the edge of his skin, just dangling above the cloud sea. "Phew… now how am I gonna get back up?"

"MAMA MIIIIAAAAA!" Luigi cried.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Daisy yelled.

"Gyaaaaah!" Cloud cried.

"I got it!" Mega Man said as he used Rush, but Azurda would move his head to look at another Titan. "Ack! No I don't!" He said as he grabbed on to Toon Link's legs.

"Ack! Dude, you're weighing me down!"

"Awwww!" Diddy Kong fell into the sea.

"Ai yah!" Min Min cried.

"PK THUNDER!" Ness yelled, directing it to himself and blasting himself toward the stage… but was a little short due to Azurda turning his head. "Ack! Noooo!"

ROB would find himself recovering just fine, but his fuel would go out as he let out a yelp and then grabbed on to Mega Man's legs.

"Gah! I don't need any more passengers!" Toon Link complained.

"Aaaaah!" Blake yelled.

"AAAH! GRAMPS, WHY!" Ruby yelled.

"AAAAAAAH! YOU MURDEREEEEEEEER!" Jaune cried out.

"Hup!" Shovel Knight would jump over but noticed Azurda moved his head. He looked down at the dangling trio. "Apologies!" He said as he pointed his shovel down.

"DON'T YOU FREAKIN' DARE!"

ROB pulled out a sign. "Welp, this is gonna suck."

Shovel Knight landed on Toon Link shovel first and bounced off of him, as the force was enough to make Toon Link fall into the abyss and taking Mega Man and ROB with him.

"GRAAAAAAMPS!" Rex yelled. "Will you FOCUS!"

"Sorry, Rex… I just love admiring the scenery."

With the Hands…

"You told him to do that, didn't you?" Master Hand asked.

"What? You think little ol' me would give him such an idea?"

Our House Alternate Take

"No weapons allowed from the heroes, muzzle that King Koopa!" Smithy said, as they took away their weapons and muzzled up Bowser. "Lock up their magic!"

"Every villain gets their due respect around here!" Shadow Queen said, going into her true form.

"Love your work, sweetheart!" Hades said, wrapping his hand around her.

"Every villain gets their own redemption arc, buh huh huh huh huh!" Lord Crump exclaimed as Grodus froze time for them as Magnus Von Grapple proceeded to clobber them all… however, due to Crump having fun clobbering them, Magnus Von Grapple would accidentally backhand Hooktail.

"OW!" Hooktail yelled as she snarled and stomped on Grodus in frustration, not knowing who truly backhanded her.

"GACK!" Grodus yelled, accidentally firing lightning magic and struck Cackletta.

"Yowch! Rrrrgh!" Cackletta would fire lightning bolts at the Green Axem Ranger, but he ducked as Pink got the full blast.

"BZZZZT!" She cried as her axe slammed into Shadow Queen's head.

"OW!"

"MY MAKE UP! YOU RUINED IT!" Pink yelled as Shadow Queen let out a growl and went into her true form and slapped Pink, but also slapped Smithy and Princess Shroob.

"Why you!" Princess Shroob snarled as she and the Shroobs would fire at Shadow Queen, but she deflected them as they struck Medusa instead.

"ARGH! THAT'S IT!" Medusa yelled as it would soon turn into a fighting dust cloud with all the villains.

"Meee-OW!" Gold Fuzzy yelled. "You'll pay for that!"

"You're in our house now~! Ooooh, that looks like fun!" Hades said, deciding to jump into the chaos. "YOU'RE IN OUR HOUSE NOW!" He continued to sing while proceeding to beat up other villains.

"Uh… now what?" Ruby asked.

"Quick! While they're distracted!" Kamek said as they took off running as Bowser destroyed the door and they took off running, all the while Dimentio was snacking on popcorn.

"Ah yes, this is much better than the first skit! Hmhmhmhm~!"

The funny thing is, I wanted to do the first skit in the actual Super Paper RWBY chapter but I didn't know how to implement it so I just kinda scrapped it. Luckily, Log went "Hey, we can still do this in a Chibi!" and I was like "...Genius!" So thanks dude!

So uh...

*still trying to wrap my head around Arthur as a Mii Costume*

Ghosts 'N Goblins... interesting. I've never really played the game, and I know I can try it out in the NES/SNES Online... but i'd rather keep my sanity after hearing all the horror stories about the game.

Still... Kirby's copy ability is a lot stronger than the original fighter's special ability? And people STILL want to mess with Dreamland?

All in all, Pyra and Mythra look really fun to play. Can't wait to try them out tonight!