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Insensitive
"Aw man, Fawful is hungry after a day of hard work." Fawful said as he pulled out a lunchbox. "Ah, here we are! The hungriness will soon be vanquished… nyah ha ha ha ha!" Fawful laughed as he opened it up and pulled out a sandwich. "Behold… the tastiness of a Pork Sandwich! And now, I will apply the mustard!"
"AAAAH!"
"Hmm?" Fawful turned his head to see Midbus looking absolutely horrified. "Oh hello Midbus. Would you like some of the tastiness of the sandwich?"
"…Do you know what you are doing?"
"Eating a pork sandwich?"
"Yes. And that is wrong."
"What exactly do you mean? It's just a pork sandwich!" He said as he took a bite, which was enough to infuriate Midbus.
POW!
"OOOF!" Fawful was punched cleanly to a tree as Midbus held the pork sandwich.
"This should be properly buried." He said and then walked off.
"Ooogh… was it something I said…?"
"Next time, try beef."
"Beef…? But Fawful lacks beef…"
A Little Off the Top
Link hummed while walking into a field where he noticed the grass was incredibly tall. "Whoa… haven't done any maintenance in a while." Link said as he unsheathed the Master Sword. "Time for some cutting and possibly finding some rupees!" He said as he immediately started cutting the tall grass.
"Master, I'm sensing someone nearby in this tall grass."
"Eh, I'm sure they'll be fine." Link said as he kept swinging the sword wildly.
"AAAAAH!"
"Huh?" Link wondered as he looked down and saw some blonde hair on the ground. He then picked it up. "Blonde… hair?" He wondered and then a dreaded feeling came over him. "…Uh oh…" He paled as he turned his head to the side and saw Yang fuming. "Aheheheh…"
It was then that Fi came out of the sword. "Miss Yang, mind if I suggest investing in a helmet?" She suggested but Yang tackled Link as it resulted in a fighting dust cloud between the two. "…Or…. Not." She said, then she heard chuckling in the grass as she turned her head and peeked through the grass, seeing Claude sitting on a bench.
"I told her that sitting on the bench wouldn't be a good idea for her hair but she didn't want to hear it." He chuckled. "To me, she looks cuter with short hair."
"How do you know that?"
"Oh… reasons." He grinned, as they heard a pained cry from Link on the other side of the grass.
"Oh dear…" Fi said.
New Security System
Marisa snuck inside Patchouli's library, where she saw her reading a book at her desk. "Heh, too easy." She smirked as she quickly flew toward the book shelves and rubbed her hands together. "Alright, let's see what books she has this time." She said and then browsed around. "Oooh, Woman with Two Souls… that sounds interest-" She suddenly got zapped hard. "-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!" She screamed and was knocked back. "Ow…"
"Had a feeling you'd come by." Patchouli said. "I enchanted all these books to make them fully Marisa proof. You're not stealing them this time."
"Oh yeah?!" Marisa pulled out rubber gloves. "I came prepared!" She said and tried it again, but she got zapped again. "GYAAAAAAAH!"
"I knew you would do that, so I put in a spell that cancels out rubber gloves." Patchouli said. "You're not getting these books."
"Mmmph…" Marisa folded her arms, but then a lightbulb appeared over her head. "Aha!" She said and took off.
Later…
Patchouli heard humming nearby as she looked up from her book, and saw Nora carrying a few dozen books in her arms as an electrical barrier surrounded her, but she didn't seem to mind one bit. "Huh?!" Patchouli said in shock.
"I found a loophole~!" Marisa said in a sing songy voice.
Patchouli groaned, burying her head in her arms where Koakuma would fly over and massaged her shoulders. "No matter what I do, she always finds a way around it…"
"Well, look on the bright side, it's still under the enchantment so she won't be able to read those when she gets home." Koakuma pointed out.
"Unfortunately… the enchantment only works in the library."
"…Ooooh…"
Robot Makeover
Penny landed near Ruby and Pit. "Oh hey, Penny." Ruby greeted.
"Hello you two. Have you seen SAPR around? I can't seem to find her."
"Well, the last time I've seen her, she was hanging around Futaba." Pit pointed out.
"Oh, that's nea-… wait… FUTABA?!" Penny yelled in horror. "Oh no… oh no no no no no! I'M COMING SIS!" She yelled, activating her thrusters and quickly flying off.
"…Should we tell her that Futaba only wanted to-"
"She's long gone." Ruby said.
Pit let out a sigh. "Yup… she is."
Penny flew as fast as she could. "Being with Futaba can't be a good thing… what if she reverse engineers her?! What if she takes her apart and rearranges her?! WHAT IF SHE SHOWS HER ROBOT MOVIES WITH THE MAIN ROBOT CHARACTER GETS DESTROYED IN THE END?! She can't handle that kind of emotional trauma!" She exclaimed and picked up the pace, soon arriving near Futaba's room.
"Aaack!"
"Ooooh, that does NOT do you any favors…"
Penny kicked down the door. "Futaba, step away from-… huh?"
"Oh hey sis!" SAPR waved. "Futaba wanted to see what I looked like with different colors."
"Yeah, apparently she looks hideous with green and orange." Futaba said with a shrug. "She does look good in red and blue though!" She grinned, pressing a button as SAPR's hair went red, as did her torso while her arms and legs remained blue. "Heh, this'll make those Blood Gulch knuckleheads have an aneurysm! Is she Red Team or is she Blue Team? Hehehehe, it's gonna be great watching Sarge's head explode!"
Penny breathed a sigh of relief. "That's a relief."
"Oh yeah, and we're gonna watch a robot movie where the main robot character gets destroyed at the end!" Futaba smiled.
"AAAAAAH!" Penny yelled before she started short circuiting and then fainted on the ground.
"Oh my!"
"Told you she can't handle that kind of emotional trauma." SAPR said.
"Apparently!" Futaba said, as the girls picked her up and placed Penny on the couch as SAPR attempted to reboot her while Futaba turned on the movie.
"Not sure what she's complaining about. The robot gets repaired by his girlfriend and they live a happy life together." Futaba said before shrugging. "Oh well!"
Hey, at least Penny's looking out for her sister, right?