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Raiding Tombs

A portal opened up as Lea, Roxas, Xion and Isa walked out. "Okay, this has to be Remnant, right?" Lea asked.

"I'm pretty sure…?" Roxas looked around. "I do think we're in a cave though… are we in a Grimm's hideout?"

"Maybe they've gone hunting." Isa said as they walked around. "That said, we ought to find the exit before they return."

"Ah, what's the big deal? They're cannon fodder." Lea waved it off. "…This cave does look interesting though."

"Guys!" Xion spoke up as they turned to her. "Check this out!" She said as she was standing in front of a tomb.

"What is this?" Roxas wondered.

"I think it's some kind of tomb." Xion mused.

"Interesting…" Isa rubbed his chin in thought. "A well preserved tomb in this cave… fascina-" He heard Lea summoning his Keyblade and started to pry the top of the tomb off. "Lea, what are you doing?"

"Seeing what's in here."

"Raiding the dead? I didn't think you would stoop so low."

"What? They're dead. It's not like they're gonna miss anything."

"Lea, I swear, if a boulder comes down and starts chasing us through a hallway…" Roxas folded his arms in annoyance.

"Ah, you worry too much! I doubt there's any traps in this place." Lea said… and then suddenly, they heard a loud click. "Um… wasn't me."

"Step. Away. From the tomb." A female voice said as the quad turned to see a familiar Tomb Raider in front of them, aiming her guns at the four. Roxas and Xion immediately raised their hands up, Isa was ready to throw down and Lea… just stared at the woman in front of him.

"Whoa… who are you?" Lea asked.

"Lara Croft. You never heard of me?"

"Can't say I have, sweet cheeks."

Oh son of aIsa thought while pinching the bridge of his nose.

"Well, I'm the Tomb Raider… and I don't like it when I have competition. Just ask the last guy who I went toe to toe with for an ancient artifact. I think his name was Nathan Drake."


Meanwhile

"Ugh…" Nathan grumbled as he patched himself up. "Women. Always biting back when treasure is involved…"


Back with them

"You don't like competition?" Roxas asked.

"They're all after the same artifact… I just want to get rid of anyone who gets the same idea as I do."

"So you kill them?" Xion paled at the thought.

"What? No! I just maim them, not kill them." Lara shook her head. "That's beside the point. Step away from the tomb and-"

"Well, I have to say that you're a lovely woman, so why don't you drop those guns, the two of us have a nice dinner and-"

BANG!

"Mmph!" Lea stiffened as some of his hair fell to the ground.

"Next time, that won't be a warning shot."

"Aheheheh… riiiiight…" Lea sweatdropped and then opened up a portal. "Nice talking to ya!" He said and then ran in.

"Your flirting skills needs a lot of work." Isa said, casually walking in.

"HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW SHE'D DO THAT?!"

"Um… love your hair!" Xion waved nervously, then grabbing Roxas's arm and ran into the portal.

"WHOA!"

Lara shook her head. "If he wasn't coming off so strong, I would've considered it." She said as she walked over to the tomb and pulled out a crowbar. "Now then, let's see what's in here." She said as she started to pry it off. Once she loosened it, she pushed it off. "Come to mama~!" She said and peeked inside.

"Yahaha! You found me!"

"Huh?!" Lara said in shock. "Another one of these things?! Ugh…" Lara turned around and walked off in annoyance.


Funny Bone

"Let's see… I know the way to the castle should be around here somewhere…" Bowser said.

"Maybe it's this way?" Aoi guessed.

"Nah… I'm pretty sure it's this way." Sora said.

"Maybe it's this way!" Donald pointed out.

"Gawrsh, I think we're lost…" Goofy said.

"Hmm, no, I don't think so… we should be going the right way." Kyoko said.

"You sure?" Terry folded his arms with a raised eyebrow.

"Absolutely."

"Bah. We'll just have to… hehehe…" Bowser started chuckling. "Hahaha… HAHAHAHAHAHA! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!" He cackled before falling on his stomach, laughing uncontrollably.

"What's so funny?" Aoi asked.

"I don't know… something's tickling me! BWAHAHAHAHA!"


Inside Bowser

"Hey guys, look! I found his funny bone!" Yang said, proceeding to tickle him some more as they heard Bowser laughing hysterically.

"Ooooh, let me try!" Nora grinned, activating her Thunder Hand and starting to tickle him with that, as Bowser started laughing even harder. "Ooooh, this is fuuuun~!"

It was at that moment that Mario, Kurome and Ruby started pulling the two away. "Come on, let's go." Ruby said. "You can torment him later!"

"Aww, you're no fun! …Wait a minute, shouldn't this be the other way around?" Yang wondered.

"I'm not one for tickle torturing our adversary." Ruby said.

"Yeah, what she said." Mario said, unaware of Luigi sneaking by and pulling out a feather.

"Goochie goochie goochie!"

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WHAT IS GOING ON?! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

It was then that Zelda and Terrako grabbed Luigi by the arm. "Honestly, I don't see the point in tickle torturing your enemy." Zelda said.

"Aww…" Luigi pouted.


Upgrades

Daisy walked around with a hum, and then noticed a Goomba walking around. "Heheh, I think I'll give it a surprise stomping!" She said as she ran over to it and jumped into the air. The Goomba noticed this and then pulled out a spike helmet. "HUH?!" Daisy yelled as she landed on the spikes. "GYAAAAAAH! OW OW OW OW!"

"Not today, Daisy." He said and walked off.


Coco hit a ? Block as a few coins popped out of it, then she would spot a Koopa walking by. "Hello there!" She said as she walked over and jumped on top of him to make him slide out of his shell. She let out a smirk as she kicked the shell… and then said shell exploded. "AAAAAACK!"

"Heh, how do you like that?" The Koopa smirked, pulling out another shell and walked off… but then Coco, who was completely covered in soot, grabbed a hold of him. "Yipe!"

"You. Ruined. MY CLOTHES." She growled, causing the Koopa to pale up.

"Uh oh…"


"Aaaaah!" Blake yelled as she hid behind a tree while dodging multiple lightning bolts. "What's going on?!"

"Hear our thunder! WE ARE THE LAKITHUNDER SQUAD!" A Lakitu yelled.

"OO-RAH!" Another cheered.


"Man, this is way better than throwing them in an arch!" A Hammer Bro said.

"Right? We should've had these years ago!"

"Gaaaah!" Weiss yelped as she hid behind some brick blocks with Akame and Mine. "Who gave the Hammer Bros Rocket Launchers filled with HAMMERS?!"

Mine peeked out of cover and tried to snipe a Hammer Bro, but a hammer smacked her in the head. "OOOF!" She yelled as she went back into cover with a groan. "Those buggers are precise aim!"


Jaune swiftly dodged a boomerang. "That all you got?" He called out as a Boomerang Bro threw another boomerang as Jaune dodged, but then he heard beeping as he turned around with his eyes widening and the boomerang exploded. "AAAACK!" He yelled as he was sprawled out on the ground. "Oooow…"

"Love me these explosive boomerangs!"


"Oh look, a Thwomp." Neptune said. "I'll just wait for him to slam down and-… wait, is he wearing POW Blocks?!" He yelled.

"URGH!"

The resounding shockwave was enough to send Neptune flying to a wall. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Ow…. I'm okay!"


"OW! OW! OW! GAH! OOOOOW!"

"Why is Grif getting tortured and why am I not a part of it!" Sarge said.

"Apparently sir, the Spike Tops can now extend their spikes." Simmons said.

"So Grif is getting acupunctured? Nice!"

Grif painfully crawled over to Sarge and Simmons. "That was… hurtful…" He groaned before passing out.

"Grif! There's no need to sleep on the job!"

"Wonder why all the Koopa Troop are getting upgrades…" Simmons wondered.


At Bowser's Castle…

"Uh… no offense, but this might be a bit… redundant." A Fire Bro said, holding a Fire Flower while an Ice Bro was holding an Ice Flower.

"Yeah, but it'll enhance your abilities."

"Hmm, I suppose." The Fire Bro said as they equipped the Fire Flower and Ice Flower where they would both launch streams of fire and ice. "Whoa!"

"Oh, that's cooooold… I like it!" The Ice Bro grinned.

"Knew you two would love it."

The Fire Bro grinned. "Thanks, Marnie!"

Marnie let out a chuckle. "You're welcome." She said and then walked off.

"I don't know why, but I feel like your friends are going to hate you for this." Kamek said.

"Let them." Marnie said. "Your troops have been getting KO'd by them a lot… they were vastly overdue for an upgrade."

"Ya know, you're not wrong…" Kamek nodded.

"It'll give them an extra challenge to overcome. Now if you'll excuse me…" Marnie pulled out a Fire Flower. "I need to go give some Bob-ombs and Bullet Bills more fire power."

"That girl is something else." General Guy said. "I saw her train the Boos to not be so shy when everyone is facing them. She may be really kind, but she's one heck of a woman. We should've had her in our army a long time ago!"

"Agreed."

"Hey Spikes! When I'm done with the Bob-ombs and Bullet Bills, I may have an idea on how to upgrade you guys! Have you thought of explosive spike logs?"

"Definitely one of us." Kamek chuckled.


Yang's Moveset

Yang wandered into the training area, smirking at the Sandbag. "Alright, let's rock and roll!" She said, cocking her gauntlets.

Jab: Yang unleashes a straight punch. If it connects, she goes for a left hook and finishes off with an uppercut.

Dash Attack: Yang rushes forward and delivers a haymaker. If it connects, then she shoots her gauntlet for extra damage.

Grab: She picks up the opponent by the collar.

Pummel: She swiftly punches the opponent in the stomach.

Up Throw: She uses an uppercut to knock them high into the air.

Forward Throw: She picks them up, jumps up and dunks them to the ground.


"SLAM DUNK!" Yang yelled.

"Gah!" Dark Pit grunted, bouncing off the ground.

"Nailed it~!"


Down Throw: She slams them into the ground and punches them in the gut for good measure.

Back Throw: Yang German Suplexes them.

Forward Smash: Throws down a right hook, then shoots.

Up Smash: She eats a Propeller Mushroom and then uses a Propeller Uppercut to knock them high into the air. She also lifts herself off the ground. The Propeller Mushroom power up disappears after she uses it.


"PROPELLER UPPERCUT!"

"Aaaargh!" K. Rool grunted as he fell to the ground. "Ugh… that brings back memories…"


Down Smash: She punches the ground hard enough to cause a shockwave that can send anyone flying.

Forward Tilt - Right hook.

Down Tilt: Delivers a kick.

Up Tilt: Shoryuken

Forward Air: She punches forward and shoots her gauntlet.

Back Air: She twists her back and shoots behind her.

Down Air: She thrusts her gauntlets down and shoots, can be used as a mini recovery. If someone is below her while in the air… it acts as a meteor smash.


Yang Footstool jumped on Ruby. "Thanks for the lift!" She said, and then used her Down Air to give her a mini boost.

"AAAAAAAAH!" Ruby yelled as she was launched into the blast zone.

"Oh!" Yang winced as Ruby jumped off the respawn point and looked at her sister in annoyance. "No hard feelings?"

"Rrrgh…" Ruby aimed her scythe at him and shot her point blank.

"OOOF!"

"Now we're even."


Up Air: She does a somersault and then shoots.

Neutral Air: She shoots her gauntlets forward.

Special: She delivers the one two special and then finishes it off with an explosive shot to the abdomen. If it doesn't connect, the explosive shot will propel her backwards.

Side Special: She launches a Hadoken.

Up Special: She eats a Propeller Mushroom and unleashes a Propeller Assisted Spinning Jumping Uppercut to get her high into the air, and then gently floats to the ground. Can be canceled out if hit.


"RAAAAAAAAAH!" Yang yelled, getting enough boost to get over the stage. There, now I can just gently fall and-

BANG!

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" She screamed as she fell into the blast zone. "OW!"

Duck Hunt held the NES Zapper, letting out his signature snicker while the Duck rolled his eyes.


Down Special: She punches her fists together and her hair catches fire. Her next attack deals double damage. The more damage she takes, the stronger her down special gets.

Final Smash: She lunges for the opponent and grabs them by the collar as she delivers powerful punches. Once she's had enough, she throws them high into the air and launches herself up high and then punches them straight to the ground, and then dives after them and punches them hard enough to cause a giant crater and explosion to send the opponent flying. If anyone else is close to the explosion, they're blown away. Yang then gets up, pulls out her sunglasses and smirks. "Out with a Yang!"


"Woo! That was a lot of fun!" Yang grinned, as the Sandbag was on his back as stars circled around his face. "See ya!" She waved to the Sandbag and walked out.


That awkward moment when you do a Tomb Raider RP with a friend and you quickly realized you missed an opportunity to have Sora, Donald and Goofy interact with Lara Croft when they were trying to reach Remnant. Sooo... a Chibi when the Sea Salt Trio (Plus Isa) was made! ...Wait, wouldn't that be the Sea Salt Quad now?

Also... looking at that RWBY: Grimm Eclipse trailer that was on Nintendo's channel... I've heard the gameplay was bad so i didn't really look into it that much. Watching the trailer made me go "Holy crap, that looks like fun!"

Aaaaand to top it all off, I made a poll. So go check it out!