One Shocking Surprise: Mind Stone Edition

By: Sheltie

I don't own Naruto at all

A/N: so I started out writing this one without a girl in mind then added them in later. As for the title of this one. I wasn't even thinking about the MCU or Marvel comics at all. Just thought it was a good one to use.

"Damnit" Kiba grunted.

"What now Kiba?" Shikamaru asked annoyed.

They were on a team to do border patrol. One of the longest and most boring missions there was, but it had to be done since there was always worry of Kumo or Iwa invading them even after the Fourth Shinobi War and peace reigns upon the land.

"I can't believe we're stuck here. I mean I could be back home banging some chick and be top dog and all" Kiba whined.

Shikamaru bit back a groan as he heard all of this before.

"You're no chick magnet Kiba" the Nara said, "when was the last time you actually had a date?"

"Hey, I've had plenty of dates. Just I've been a little dry for a bit. Yeah, that's it. Just a small dry spell" Kiba said, "the ladies are intimidated by me."

Shikamaru had to admit the human mind was quite resilient.

"Whatever, where's Naruto?" he asked instead.

"Don't know, ain't he supposed to be back at base holding down the fort there?" Kiba asked.

"He is, but no reports so far" Shikamaru said, "usually he sends a toad out to let us know his status."

"Dude, ain't nothing going on here. It's quieter than Shino in comedy club" Kiba said.

Shikamaru sighed as he took out a cigarette and lit it up. A habit he picked up from his sensei, Asuma. Something Temari wasn't happy with and nagging him to stop. Why did the woman care so much, they weren't together or anything, right?

It got late and soon it was time to change shifts. So Kiba and Shikamaru headed back knowing where to go mainly by instinct. They got to the small cabin that they called base. It only had the most basic things.

"Man, I'm so hungry" Kiba groused.

They entered to find a heavy scent mixed in the air. So heavy that Shikamaru smelled it and he didn't have an Inuzuka nose.

"Man, what the hell is this smell?" Kiba asked as he clutched his nose.

"Don't know" Shikamaru said, "Naruto, where are you?"

There was no answer. This made Shikamaru worried. He glanced at Kiba, who nodded back. They got prepared for what could be the worse. They went through the whole place though there wasn't that much square footage. They got to the only bedroom that had a couple of bunkbeds in it. On a silent count of three they burst in to come upon a scene that made Kiba nose bleed.

"Motherfu-"

The Inuzuka never got to finish his sentence.

"MIND CRUSH!"

Kiba's eyes rolled top the back of his head as he slumped to the floor like he had no bones. Shikamaru blinked, then blinked again as he saw what was before him. There was two girls in bed with Naruto. One of them was quite familiar to the Nara while the other wasn't.

"Damnit Kiba, have you heard of knocking?" Ino asked unhappily though he was of course unable to answer due to his condition.

The other girl who had been dozing woke up. She had short black hair and pink eyes.

"Mmm, is it my turn already" she murmured.

"We've got company actually" Naruto said.

The pink-eyed girl looked up and frowned then snuggled into Naruto's warm body.

"Naruto, what is all of this?" Shikamaru asked as he pinched his own nose to keep from it bleeding out. He also averted his eyes since he didn't want to incur the wrath of Ino. He's seen it before and it wasn't a pretty sight.

"Oh, well Ino and I caught Kurotsuchi here trying to sneak past and we caught her and are in the middle of interrogating her" Naruto explained.

"And this interrogation needed to be in the nude?" Shikamaru asked keeping his eyes anywhere than the two girls.

"Well we had to be thorough Shika" Ino said, "wouldn't want to leave a stone unturned." A saucy smile crossed her lips as she said this.

Kurotsuchi blushed at this as the two blonds definitely left no unturned stone.

"Fine. Let me know if you find anything" Shikamaru said then held out his hand to stop Ino from speaking. "Anything relevant to her mission or any intel she has." He then grabbed Kiba and dragged him out of the room.

End

A/N: yes, I stole Ino's technique from Yu-Gi-Oh. I didn't realize that til I was reviewing this one before posting. Thanks for reading and please review.