Stewie, Brian, and Meg were gathered in the library.
"It's so wonderful to see you again, Meg!" said Stewie.
"Good to see you too," said Meg. "I thought you were dead. Glad you're still alive."
"I'm glad you're alive too," Stewie said seriously. "Listen, there's something I've gotta tell you…"
Meg interrupted him. "Is it about me secretly being the daughter of Rhaegar Targaryen and Lyanna Griffin?"
Brian's jaw dropped at this.
"Yeah, how'd you know?" said Stewie, surprised.
"Mom told me," said Meg. "Wait, how did you know?"
"I saw it in a vision," said Stewie. "I've learned so many new skills now, Meg! I can see into the past and the present and the future, and I can enter the bodies of other creatures."
"Enter their bodies, what does that mean?" asked Meg.
"I'll show you," said Stewie and he warged into Meg and made her walk across the room, pull a bunch of books off the shelves, and balance them on top of her head.
When he pulled out of Meg, the books unbalanced and fell to the ground. Meg shook her head in confusion, stunned at the sight of the books lying all around her. "How did I do that?"
"I made you do it, Meg," Stewie said. "I took over your body and made you walk across the room and put those books on your head."
"Well, that's a little creepy," said Meg.
"Oh, it's not all bad. I've helped Brian out a time or two with that little trick, haven't I, Brian?"
"Wait, wait, hold on," Brian said. "Meg is a Targaryen? How long have you known that? Why didn't you tell me?"
"I'm sorry, Brian," said Stewie. "I wanted to tell Meg first."
"Okay, I guess that makes sense," said Brian. "But Meg, this means you might be the real heir to the Iron Throne, not Daenerys!"
"I don't want it," Meg said. "I don't care who sits on the Iron Throne, as long as it's not Joffrey. I like Daenerys. She taught me how to ride a dragon. I think you should bend the knee for her, Brian. I think she's the ruler Westeros needs right now."
"Well, I like her too," Brian admitted. "She's a bit stubborn, but I think she has a good heart."
"Yeah, I've noticed you staring at her 'good heart,'" said Stewie.
"What are you talking about?" said Brian.
"You know what I'm talking about. I've seen how you look at her the way I look at my teddy bear Rupert. You're falling in love with her, aren't you, Brian?"
Brian blushed. "That's neither here nor there. Problems like love are what you worry about when you're safe. And as long as Bill and his White Walkers are around, nobody in Westeros is safe! We need to convince Daenerys to help us against them. That's the reason we're here."
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Meanwhile, Daenerys was sitting at the Painted Table with Tyrion and Varys again. Varys had disturbing news.
"Asha and Yara Greyjoy were ambushed by Euron and his fleet as they were escorting the Martells back to Dorne. Doran and Quentin were killed, Yara was captured. Euron brought her back to King's Landing as a prisoner, because apparently he's working with Joffrey now."
"What about Asha?" asked Dany.
"No word on her," said Varys.
Dany pounded her fist on the table in frustration. "Great! I've lost two powerful allies at a stroke."
"At least we've still got the Tyrells," said Tyrion.
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Meanwhile, in the Reach, Olenna and Mace had returned to their castle, Highgarden. Olenna was sitting on a balcony when she saw an army approaching. The soldiers carried lion banners. She realized Joffrey must have somehow gotten wind of the impending attack on King's Landing and sent his troops to attack Highgarden first.
"Come and look at this," she called.
Mace came outside. He saw the Lannister army too. "Fuck," he said.
