I just wanna thank my good pal, "Marvelomac1010" for this idea, and concept which is based off of the episode "Ruthless People." But without the issue of going to Ruth's place, but someone is back for some revenge and it will conclude for the chapters to come. Enjoy reading folks.

Family of Two.

Chapter 218: Bugs, Cruises and a threat.

(March 22, The Loud House.)

Just a simple and normal spring break for those in the Loud House, now normally Lincoln would go and hang out with his pals, but it turns out that all of them are off on a trip this week, except for Jordan, she's just spending some time with some of her remaining friends in town.

Same goes with the Sharps, they're all occupied with something else and that something is a trip.

Lincoln Loud, and his mother, Luna Loud are busy on their acoustic guitars and making some smooth beats that would go well with the April spring music festival.

They both stop and then put the guitars down. "Dang, that sounded so nice mom and I can't wait to hear all of this when next month hits, when the big event is again?" asked Lincoln.

"April 24, little dude" replied Luna. She gets up and so does Lincoln. "That when we all begin to jam it, rock it and sport it like the musically talented we always have been and it wouldn't be much of a rockin' show without my kid with me."

Lincoln smiles. "I'd like to be part of it, it sounds so cool. Kinda like last time when we all had the music festival with the whole family, but this year will be something we can truly enjoy, right?"

"Dang right." Luna tosses her son a soda and they both drink, but as Lincoln leans onto the wall, but the wall suddenly cracks.

"What was that sound?" Lincoln then feels light and he begins to stumble back and fall. "Whoa! What the heck?!" But then Luna grabs his hand, and the wall now has a hole that leads to the backyard.

"Hang on, Lincoln!" She manages to pull her son back to safety and she hugs him. "Lincoln, are you alright?"

Lincoln nods and hugs her back. "Thank you so much mom that was way too close and also scary."

Then Michelle, Delilah and Harriet arrive. "What the heck is going on here?!" They see the hole in the wall leading to the backyard, and then the rest of the wall cracks. "Whoa!"

Michelle goes closer and looks to the wall and freaks out. "Whoa! Termites, a lot of termites!"

"What?!" They all see the little insects. "Hmm, well this does not look good. We'll need to call in a professional to handle this, before it gets out of hand."

"First, let's; get the stuff that might be torn apart out of here, and fast!" said Delilah.

Luna makes the call for someone to come, and the others begin to bring out the stuff that might get ruined or worse, they pretty much packed a lot of stuff and put them on the front yard.

(Later.)

The whole house is now covered by a large tarp, and the exterminator wearing a hazmat suit comes out and goes to the Louds. "Sorry folks, but what you're all up against are no ordinary termites, these little suckers are called African Army Termites and these monsters are rare and dangerous."

Luna is concerned about this. "So, what are they gonna do to the house?"

The exterminator is from the Allied outpost, Luna made a call for someone to come and check it out. "Well, these little suckers haven't left your home, turns out they may want to stay and make this they're home, so we're gonna have to put down some heavy spray all over the inside and out to get rid of them for good. This might take two days."

"Two days?!"

The man nods. "Yeah, the spray will kill them, then afterwards we have to find out if they made a nest with eggs, then we're gonna have to replace some of the damages and repair this joint. You guys will need to pack up and then find someplace else to stay, sorry folks."

The man then goes into the van and he grabs the stuff he needs.

Luna looks to the others. "Alright, so we can't stay here. Any ideas where we can go to stay for the next two to three days?"

Michelle. "We can't stay in the mansion, the place is getting some renovations in security systems. FutureTech said they made some new stuff and the mansion is gonna need a lot of heavy duty security, to make sure that none of my other family comes to take the stuff within."

Lincoln. "We can't stay at the Rosato mansion, they have the place being renovated, and a lot of stuff is being made better, and they're mostly the rooms. Which explains why Jordan is with her friends in the mall, so they don't get involved in the renovations."

Delilah. "The rest of our friends might not have room and from what we recall. Lucy and Lisa aren't in town, they're on a trip with their families too."

Luna knows that there is no one at the Sharp house, and then she sees Harriet not responding. "You got something on your mind, Great Grandma Harriet?"

The ghost nods. "I can contact Albert if we can stay at Sunset Canyon. Because it would be better if we stayed with family, and not with Ruthie because we're not doing that. There is always room there, and chances we could share the spare room they have."

Luna smiles. "Dude, that sounds like a dang good idea." She then looks to the others. "Alright, so we got this plan set. We head back into the house, we pack up the rest of our things and then we meet back out here and we head to Sunset Canyon while they handle the pest control in the house."

They all nod and get to action, the rest of the family heads back into the house to pack they're things, the guys in the van ready the termite killer spray machine and Harriet makes a call to Sunset Canyon.

But they're all unaware of this white car far from the house and a woman inside is looking to them sternly.

(Sunset Canyon.)

The two vehicles arrives to the retirement home, but then they notice something was wrong. "What the heck is going on here?"

They see all the elderly folks are packing their stuff and going ito the bus and the workers are helping them as well, so the family comes out and goes towards them. They then spot Albert and Myrtle.

"Pop-pop!" The elderly man sees them and smiles. "Hey gang, glad you all made it. Sorry about this whole thing and I wish we called sooner, but that happened…"

They all see the cell tower has been struck and burnt and some guys from the allied outpost are trying to fix it. "What the heck happened there?" asked Delilah.

"A goose came and attacked Bernie, but he chased it away and it ended up flying to the cell tower, now we got no cell service and the other bad news is that the AC unit is down and it'll be a while before we can get the whole place cooled down" said Albert.

Then Myrtle shows up. "So, the manager rented out a cruise for us to stay on until the AC is fixed, and we talked to him and he said that it was alright for you guys to come along too!"

This makes them all smile. "Cruise ship vacation!" They all head back into their rides and they follow the Sunset Canyon Bus and make their way to the docks.

But all of them don't know of this white car following them, not too far and not too close, and the woman inside is very, very angry.

'This is it, time for me to get my revenge from the likes of all of you who got me fired! But the family, the Louds did this to me and I will come for them, and they will suffer for ruining my rule over that retirement home!'

A/N: Based off of the episode "Ruthless People." But without the whole stay at Ruth's thing, and we got a very familiar and very angry enemy coming in for a vengeance, and they just got over the last one! Leave a review and tell me what you all think.

A big shout out to my good buddy "Marvelomac1010" for the idea and concept and more to come.

Date made: 2/27/21 – 2/28/21.