If Kurt, Elliott, and Amy can sing this song from Matilda the Musical as they wreak havoc during Prank Day in Substitute Cedric, let's see what Sofia the Worst can do with it as she shows her true colors (pun intended) in Sofia the Second! I thought it would be fun if, Sofia's evil twin sings this as she plays her tricks on people, since even a double of Sofia knows that music makes everything better! Matilda the Musical is not mine.

Sofia the Worst: Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water, so they say
Their subsequent fall was inevitable
They never stood a chance, they were written that way
Innocent victims of their story!

(as she locks Clover in Wormwood's cage) Like Romeo and Juliet
T' was written in the stars before they even met
That love and fate, and a touch of stupidity
Would rob them of their hope of living happily
The endings are often a little bit gory
I wonder why they didn't just change their story?
We're told we have to do as we're told but surely
Sometimes you have to be a little bit naughty.

(as she abandons Lady Joy during hide and seek) Just because you find that life's not fair it
Doesn't mean that you just have to grin and bear it
If you always take it on the chin and wear it
Nothing will change.

(as she wreaks havoc at the Highland Hootenanny) Even if you're little, you can do a lot, you
Mustn't let a little thing like, 'little' stop you
If you sit around and let them get on top, you
Might as well be saying
You think that it's ok
And that's not right!
And if it's not right!
You have to put it right!

(spoken as she's locked in the barn): Cinderella, in the cellar
Didn't have to do much as far as I can tell
Her Godmother, was two thirds fairy
Suddenly her lot was a lot less scary
But what if you haven't got a fairy to fix it?
Sometimes you have to make a little bit of mischief.

(sings as she escapes) Just because you find that life's not fair it
Doesn't mean that you just have to grin and bear it
If you always take it on the chin and wear it
Nothing will change.

(as she runs into Amber) Even if you're little, you can do a lot, you
Mustn't let a little thing like, 'little' stop you
If you sit around and let them get on top, you
Might as well be saying
You think that it's ok
And that's not right!
And if it's not right!
You have to put it right!

(Spoken as she is chased by Sofia, Cedric, and Lady Joy back at the castle) Platinum blonde hair dye, extra strong.
Keep out of reach of children
Hmmm ...
Oil of violet hair tonic, for men
Yep!

(Sung as she runs into Roland and Lord Gilbert) In the slip of a bolt, there's a tiny revolt.
The seeds of a war in the creak of a floorboard.
A storm can begin, with the flap of a wing.
The tiniest mite packs the mightiest sting!
Every day, starts with the tick of a clock.
All escapes, starts with the click of a lock!
If you're stuck in your story and want to get out
You don't have to cry, you don't have to shout!

(spoken as she points at Sofia: She made me!)

(sung as Sofia explains why she made her: 'Cause if you're little you can do a lot, you
Mustn't let a little thing like, 'little' stop you
If you sit around and let them get on top, you
Won't change a thing!

(as she listens to Sofia's apology) Just because you find that life's not fair, it
Doesn't mean that you just have to grin and bear it!
If you always take it on the chin and wear it
You might as well be saying
You think that it's ok
And that's not right!
And if it's not right!
You have to put it right!

(before Cedric gets rid of her) But nobody else it gonna put it right for me!
Nobody but me is going to change my story!
Sometimes you have to be a little bit naughty!