Rather than fire the blast at Vegeta, Gohan instead fired into the sky. Confused but also, y'know, losing blood at an alarmingly rapid rate due to the hole in his stomach, Vegeta raised himself from the ground in an attempt to fix the situation before it was too late.
"Wh-What the hell are you doing, kid?" he asked, spitting up blood. "What's happened?"
Rather than growl like the feral beast he appeared to be, Gohan smirked and folded his arms. "What happened?"
The boy spread his feet apart and boastfully placed his hands on his waist,
"I'll tell you what happened!"
Vegeta covered his mouth, not just to stop another stream of blood, but to hide his flabbergasted shock when Gohan lifted his knee and raised his fists into the air like a Ginyu Force reject.
"I have become the answer to all living things who cry for peace!"
And then he switched to the other knee and raised his arm as if holding an invisible shield.
"The protector of the innocent!"
While Vegeta wondered if this was just a hallucination from the increasingly concerning blood loss, Gohan crouched down onto one knee and spread his arms wide.
"The light in the darkness!"
And to finish off the number, Gohan sprang up and expertly spun around on one foot.
"I am..."
He sqautted down on both feet, turned his head to the right and raised both hands up to the left.
"THE GREAT SAIYAMAN!"
You know what? Vegeta removed his hand from his wound and allowed himself to bleed out. Dying was a far better alternative to watching whatever the fuck Gohan was doing now.
This has been an April Fool's shitpost. The irregularly scheduled chapter will return whenever I start writing it.