Chapter 30: The Silver Hands of Fate

Johnny Drunkparrot hasd nhow gone to speak to the Farkas abotu the quest and Farkas told Johnny Drunkparrot that it is the Quest for the Mighty Sword! Witch is in the fragments and those framgents gave to be bade hole.

So it was to the quest the old seaman and the warior to find the place where the fragment of the sowrd is.

So Johnny Drunkparrot had many drinks to give him moar powaer and as Farkas whent his whay to the place Johnny Drunkparrot whent in his ship with his sining dead men who were sining "row row your boat gently down the stream. IF you sea a crocadileded don't forgot to cream!"

Than Johnny Drunkparrot arivede at the dungeon and sayed "Thar she blows!" when he sawed the dunegon and he whent in and kiled many undeas with his muskets and minacture canon ands He also destroyed some with fire wine bombs that made them burny burned all with a "Yo Ho Ho". Than he dranks some rum and tere was Falkras and he sayed "Johnny Drunkparrot we must pres on" and Johnny Drunkparrot sayed "Yaaaaar"

Now tey aribved at the rom with a cage and lever and Johnny Drunkparrot was so drunk that hw whent in a puled it and nowa was teh traped. Frakass came overed and sayed "oh now lok what yo got your self into let me gey you out" and Johnny Drunkparrot was sayed "avast!" but thant came in the silver hands guys and they sayed "dye beast" and Farkaks sayed "none of you will live" and Johnny Drunkparrot add "Dead men tell no tales".

So Farkas tunreded into a wearwoof and than killered the silver hands and killed them adn they dyed. Whan Johnny Drunkparrot sawed this he was the shocked "Shiver me timbers!" he cryed but he had seen stranger things than this at sea cuase the sea is harsh mistress but stil he did not espect tis landluber to have such a hidden talwent.

"Yar you nto tel me that you bee a waerwolfe" sayed Johnny Drunkparrot to Faraks and fraks told Johnny Drunkparrot "all the top members of the cirvle are ande it is a seacrate!" and Johnny Drunkparrot axed "whould you be making me a wearwolf?" and Flakas resopnded "if you prove youself than maybe you can jon teh circled!" and so it was said but than it was time to kill moar things.

They rapoaged thought the dungeon killering silver hands and undeads and ghasts and it was the epice. Johnny Drunkparrot was shoting them with frire rounds and miniature canons and cuting them down wit his cutless and falkrict was killering them with some warriro dude stuff.

Than they got to the place wear teh peice of the sowred was and Johnny Drunkparrot picted it up and it was tim to go but than all them unded came out of coffins cause that is the will of the god of the silver hands. THey than attacked Johnny Drunkparrot and Falorkek and they fort. Johnny Drunkparrot was shoting the undead and sabering them and Falorer was kiling with a sword and than an udned allmost atakced Johnny Drunkparrot but he hit it with a huge shot and Foulekektor killed moar of them as wel.

Johnny Drunkparrot cleaved one to the brisket and another he made walk the plank to a botemlass pit. Johnny Drunkparrot fort so well cause he is Three sheets to the wind! Tere was also a word wall tere and Johnny Drunkparrot copyed it down and put it in a bottle that was sent out to sea as a message in a bottle. Than it ws itme to go and they retunred to Whiterun.

Than the Johnny Drunkparrot was made part of there crew in a cermemony with the over compaions dudes. They all swore loilty to him as a new member of the compaions and all Johnny Drunkparrot was think about was "Yaaar! I soon will have this new crew ship shape and ready to set to sea! Kasaaarr"

Meanwhiled with Unra Stoneheart

Unra Stoneheart stooded infront of the possed boady of the preistess the sole of the godress Boethiah flowing thought her body and she loked at Unra Stoneheart and spock tese wods

"Well done you have proben your will and skill at lying but now you must do the final test! Can you cast a side you honor?"

Unra Stoneheart tated that honour is the tool for the weask. Evan tot this whould trigger and thousand Klingons Boethiath agred and thought tis was right and than sent Unra Stoneheart ona mission to kill her previous chapion and his new bandit friends without making a sound than steel the armour the Beoethiath had givn him.

"Easy as pi" think Unra Stoneheart and she whent tere by using the telpot spel that whent to teh nearest cityed so Unra Stoneheart did not have to make jounrey of huindreds of miles. So Unra Stoneheart got tere and was now at the entrance of the camp.

The fist guy she killered with a goast dagger and the 2nd with a fire seeker sepll and the turd with a spyic spell leik in scanners that belw his head open liek in scanners the film.

Than Unra Stoneheart used frenxy spells to take car of teh rest and now she was in the mines them sevles. Unra Stoneheart poossed a guy with a spell and than got him to kill the other guys and than made him explode and than loled to herslef. Than Unra Stoneheart saw the chapion and then came up behind him and used a spell to melt his face and killer him like in Indian Jones and the Tomb Raiders of the Lost Ak.

Bovineiah's chaipon was now the ded and it was Unra Stoneheart had killered him and tere was not witnes and no surivors aprt form that one bandit but he does not cont cause he inflated and blew up liek that guy in Big Troulbe in Little China Town. Than Unra Stoneheart tok up the suit of armor form the chapion and was put it on.

Than Unra Stoneheart got message from Boethiah witch sayed this

"Well done my chapion you have earned my respcet a feat few llive to tel about. I shall inscribe your name on the tablet of aboulste darkness" This pleased Unra Stoneheart much absolute Darkness that is so badass and metal. Unra Stoneheart was also told that she can kep the armoured witch loked real badas on her and pursue her own path but remember that as she wills it shall be down witch Unra Stoneheart belaved anyways.

The Hands of Fate had called and Unra Stoneheart had answered. Nao Unra Stoneheart felt good cause it feels good to be bad and she is so bad and evil. Than she whent back to her Dark Tower and listned to hardcore Dethmetal liek slayer or Cradle of Filth or Absurd or Maylin Manson but Tamerial version of those bands so it is Tamerial Deth Metal.

Meanwhile With Hogni the Furious

Hogni the Furious and his good freinds were going across Skyrim and than a good noble sir came out "Oh by the devinces it alful" and Hogni the Furious axed "what is the problem fellow nord?" and the man sayeded "my name ist Goldir and my faimly crypt is being ravsith by some neromancer Dark Elf who both bring backs dead and old newspapar form debates." and Lydia gasped "Dragonbron we must do somethin this is great evil" and the Knight aded "yes this is you family honer" but Bob ased "have you tried suing him or callin teh guards" and Golddir sayed "Silly Bob hte gaurds don't care and rouge necromancers dont not care about teh law or lawsuits. Also I am warriro I fight".

Goldear told tem moar about wat was goin on "mah aunt whent in tere before me but she not come uot and I am to scared to go in" and they arged to help him. He also told him the stroy of whent his evil father the now netrious supervillian Dr Denkos loked him in tere until his aunt rusced him.

So it was the time to asalt the tombs and kil undead and stated chopping up the zombs. Than a two hed zombie and argonian seklitan ataacked. Lydia kiled one with a mace and the Knight with a sowrd and Hogni the Furious with a dragon shout. To this Goldean sayed "wow it is tru you are teh Dragonborn!111". So they kiling moar undead.

Just a question can you realy kil them if they are already dead? Or is tere anther name that sould bee given toe that?

Hogni the Furious had the same question "doesnt it bother you that these are you anserstors?" he questineded and Golderp asnwered "tey ar already the dead and so this is freeing them form their unded cursed".

Than move forward! THey reached a big dor and Aunt Anger who had dead! "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Yell Goldberg and hit fists on the gound. "We must kill necromancer" Goldiger yeled as he raise hed form the flor in dramtic fasion. "Agreed" sayed Hogni the Furious and the whent on do kill moar undeds.

So the try to open the door but it was beared form the overside and cold not be moved "he bared teh door! Damn let's got the over way. The evil had was pointed to another dor wit the finger. "There is a seacrate way wear teh bad men of mah family were buried we have to go that wayed" Goldfinger spoke and the went that way.

So tey for moar undeads on tey way there choping them and slicing them and smashing them and evan burn. Soon tey got to a puzel Goldenboi thunked for a bit and sayed "Aunt Angert spoke of a bear that we must folow but it mean?". They al fort about this riddle for some time but tere was a picture of a bear with chain and Bob puled and nobody wated to adimit that Bob figuired out the puseel first.

"this gos toe the Sarcophicgus and I dont leik this" sayed Goldman but they had no choice and whent and it was mora nded killing time. Soon tey were at entrance " this in the entrance to the main chamber wre Vals is in. Time to end this for the final baytle" sayed Golder and they all charged the Knight yelled "For Great Justice" Yeled the Knight, "For Skyrim" Yelled Lyida, "For the Heroic Victory!" Yelled Hogni the Furious and Bob just said "squeek" witch got a luth out of evryone Silly Bob!

THere in the main chamber Goldirt and Vald had some kind of pilhlolsopihcal debate

Vald opned wit "The dead should exist to serve me" but Gildor sayed "no they must go to sovengurd" and Vald luthed "Soverngurd doesnt real it myth liek all relgion. I am tru powar not from you phony gods belsing but form necro magic". "That dose it" yeled Gold and they fort. Goldirr was taking on the neromancer whent Hogni the Furious was kiling undeads and Lydia was also kiling them and the Knight was slaying them at the rate of fast but Bob was just hiding in the corner and evan the bad necromanct guy loked at him during the fight and luthed "Silly Bob".

Lydia bashed undeds and Hogni the Furious beheded them and the Knight kiled them with a spear. Soon al undeads were no moar and they finsihed the Vla the necromancer and with Gilder giving the fininshing touch and blow and kil.

The msson wads done and the dead cold rust in peace. "Thank you my freinds" said Goldur and they salted him. "You arr are tru nord hero Goldirr" Hogni the Furious said and shocked his hand. The Knight ofered to have him in his knightly order but Golder refused he had to protect his family tomb and honoured. Lydia gav him the medal off unded kilin and Bob woret a song to comraite and also di painting cause he lerning to paint.

This was a goo dday and it was achiment much. The Hands of Fate had guided tere destrucity and wear wil it take them next find out next chapter!

To Be Countued!