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Albus was in so much pain from the constant bowel movements that he actually passed out in a pile of his own shit which is how Minerva found him the next day after the she accidentally vomited on him from the smell. Poppy was called and she too vomited on the now shit and vomit covered Albus who was still shitting his head off. She waved her wand opening all the windows and putting bubble head charms on both herself and Minerva. When she tried to clean the shit herself a house elf came and told her only he could clean it. She was not happy but at least she could move it even if she couldn't clean it so did move it all into one section of the room he'd need to be cleaning by himself later. After a few more hours in the loo he was finally free and could actually shower. Unfortunately for him though he smelt everything and vomited on himself very confused as to why he was suddenly covered in shit and vomit. What the hell had happened to him at all? He showered and put on some fresh robes finally feeling somewhat ok.
"Albus please tell me what happened to you? I took a blood sample from you whilst you were passed out and you had ten times the correct dosage of laxatives in your system. If you were suffering with constipation you should have come to me. It is what I'm here for after all! Next time please don't be so reckless!" she scolded lightly as he blanched.
"I will have you know I don't know what happened to me and I certainly never took laxatives. The only thing I ate were my lemon drops. Granted I'd thrown them on the floor briefly before eating them but I was feeling desperate and so I picked them up and ate them seconds after they fell. I know I probably shouldn't have but I was emotional and not thinking straight!" he said shocked as she laughed.
"Yes Albus and I'm Cornelius Fudge. Pull the other one. We all know laxatives do not live under the ground. I have no idea what happened to you. Maybe it was a prank and before you even think about it I know the Weasley twins did not do this as they were here all day and night over a quidditch injury they sustained during practice yesterday. Whatever happened you clearly pissed off who was trying to prove a point! Please take better care with what you do. In your office you will find a pile of faecal matter you must clean by hand. I was told magic cannot clean it!" she said as he groaned before thanking her and leaving at once. He entered his office gagging at the stink in there and magically attempted to clean up the shit which he realised wasn't going to be possible and groaned. Conjuring a bucket and a shovel along with a bubble head charm he set about cleaning it up and was tired and done an hour later. He really hadn't needed this hassle. He removed a potion from his bottom drawer and wrote some personality changes on a piece of parchment which dissolved as soon as it went into the potion. He decided to take action where Hermione was concerned and called her to his now clean and fresh smelling office. She entered smiling at him.
"Yes Professor you asked to see me?" she questioned as he beckoned her inside.
"Come in Miss Granger. Now as you know yourself Mr Weasley and Harry were all too young to join the order and I will not be asking you to join the order today but I do have a mission for you none the less. I will be giving you a special potion of protection to take. As a girl you would be more vulnerable than Harry or Mr Weasley and I don't want to take that chance!" he said as she smiled and held out her hand for the potion taking it and drinking it right there. He didn't even need to convince her something he found oddly thrilling. He had written on the parchment that she should be way more easy going, fun loving, obey his every command, spy on Harry whenever she could and report back to him everything she learned always. She drank the potion and smiled brightly at him.
"Thank you sir. I feel wonderful and very safe indeed. I have no idea why but I don't really care why either. I'll see you later and don't worry I won't tell anyone about my mission to remain safe!" she said leaving. She found Cormac McLaggan in the library and grabbed him roughly pushing him up against the table and snogging his brains out. Something she would never have done before the potion.
"Mr McLaggan I find I much desire you. Do you know of a silencing spell? I mean obviously I do but it will be much hotter if you perform the spell!" she said grinding up into him as he gasped becoming instantly erect. Putting up the strongest silencing spell and occlusion spell he knew they were both now very silent and hidden from view. A few hours later and thoroughly fucked Hermione and Cormac both hobbled giggling from the library having done the nasty in every part of it they could. Even on Madam Pinces table when she was not there. They had decided to date immediately all thoughts of Ron gone from her mind totally for now. She still had a desire to see his junk and compare it with Cormac's but she might have to just use a spell to make his pants 'accidentally' fall off or something.
Elsewhere Ronald entered Severus' office and was greeted politely. "Ok Mr Weasley come in please. Now you may in the hour which remains brew any potion of your choice from this year's book. Please tell me what potion you will be making once you decide. Begin!" he said calmly as a stunned Ron leafed through the book finally choosing a potion for nerves. He cast a spell so the book would read out the instructions to him alone and he brewed and told Severus what he intended to brew. Severus had learned to not judge the book by the cover and was seeing results to say the least. He had learned that not shouting at others and simply pointing out where they had gone wrong seemed to be the better thing to do. When the hour was up he looked at and tested the potion smiling as Ron looked at him nervously.
"Well, well, well Mr Weasley. What have we here? It would seem you were indeed correct about yourself and how you learn so take ten points to Gryffindor for that alone and then a further twenty points for an excellently brewed potion. I don't as you well know do this often but you have indeed earned them. I will award you an E+ for this potion. You added some of the ingredients too quickly hence the reason why it is slightly off in colour but well done none the less. Please send in Mr Longbottom now!" he said as Ron looked truly stunned.
"Thank you so much sir. I will and goodnight!" he said rushing from the room as Neville entered. Neville was given the same instructions and he chose the wide awake broth. Severus watched in awe as he did everything accurately and with perfect precision and patience. He knew exactly what to do and wasn't all jumpy and panicking as he would have usually been. Clearly this magical core block he had contained on his core before had been so very immense that it had made him useless at all things in school. When the hour was up he approached gasping at the perfect potion before him. It was truly remarkable and had someone told him he had been the one who had made it he would have believed them.
"Stay there Mr Longbottom I will be back in a moment!" he said leaving and returning with a small trunk.
"Ok well then open this trunk and start carefully filling these bottles please. When you are done take them all to the hospital wing for Madam Pomfrey to use oh and Longbottom that will be an O+ grade and twenty points to Gryffindor!" he said as a stunned Neville got to work. That night Severus realised all he had ever thought had been false and he had much planning to do for tomorrows lesson. It would most interesting indeed.