Time to Come Sale Away
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Title Card: Come Sale Away
"I understood that reference!" laughed Chunk.
"What reference?" blinked Leni.
"The title's made from a song in the '70s," explained Luna.
"Lincoln, did you get your ear pierced?" questioned Rita sternly, her and Lynn Sr looking at their middle child.
"No, never!" assured Lincoln.
"Do recall mother unit, that we are seeing a title card and not the actual event." reminded Lisa.
"Oh... sorry, son," said Lynn Sr.
"Water under the bridge." waved off Lincoln.
"Hold on a second, are you trying to sell your son?!" exclaimed Rosa.
"Why would you even consider such a thing?!" demanded Maria as everyone galred at the Louds.
"Again, title card and not the actual event." Lisa deadpanned.
"Oh." said Maria as everyone embarrassingly watching the screen again.
[Bird chirping; Lincoln is coming down the stairs carrying a box of some of his old belongings.]
Lincoln: [to the viewers] "You've been with us a while and it doesn't need to be said, but in a family as big as mine, everything turns into a competition."
"Ain't that the truth." snarked Carl.
"Sometimes it is at our place too." added Ronnie Anne.
"It's more chaotic at our house." said Lincoln. "And Lynn's the most competitive out of us all."
"What can I say? I like being number 1." Lynn smirked.
"Like it too much for your own good." muttered Lucy.
[A series of flashbacks take place; the first one takes place at night in the living room; Lincoln is reading comics, Lori is on her phone, Leni is painting her nails, Luna is strumming her guitar, Luan is playing a handheld video game, Lucy is reading her book, Lana is playing with her toy racecar, Lola is fixing her hair, and Lisa is looking over her notes.]
Lynn Sr.: "Okay kids, time for bed!"
Lana: "I can make it up the stairs first!"
[They all look at each other competitively. As the Loud siblings run upstairs, Luan and Lana get knocked off and Lynn shoves Lincoln aside and makes it to the top first.]
Lynn: [victory dance] "Uh-huh! Work it! Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh."
"I can see the competitiveness." said Bobby.
"Still, nice dance Lynn." commented Paula.
Lynn smiled at that.
[The second flashback starts with Rita coming home from the grocery store.]
Rita: "Kids, come bring in the groceries!"
[The kids look at all the bags.]
Lori: "I bet I can literally carry the most bags."
[They all grab bags and rush for the front door. Luna lets out a cry, charges through and beats them to the door.]
Luna: "Yeah!" [tosses the bags aside and does her victory dance.] "Go, Luna! Most bags! What? Bags! What?"
"Cool victory dance Lunes." complemented Sam.
"Thanks luv." smiled Luna.
"Still, you didn't have to dump all the groceries onto the lawn." said Howard.
"Don't worry, they didn't spoil." said Lori.
[In the third flashback, the girls watch Lincoln drink FIZZ BOY and burps; Lola does a bigger burp on her siblings and does her own victory dance.]
Lola: "Go, Lola! Biggest burp! Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh!"
[end flashbacks]
Everyone was amazed by Lola's burp.
"Whoa Lola how did you do that?!" asked Sid.
"I'm more than just a princess and a pageant winner." Lola smirked. "I'm a girl of many talents."
"Still, being able to burp like that is awesome!" said Carl.
"Yeah, I thought Lynn would have the biggest belches in your family." said Stella.
"Doesn't matter how big they are." said Lynn. "It just feels good letting them out."
"Think you can give us a demonstration during the next snack break?" asked Liam.
"Sure!" said Lola. "It may be gross, but who am I to deny showing off one of my records?"
"Has anyone come close to burping as loud as Lola?" asked Skippy.
"Closest ones who could match Lola's biggest burp would be me, Lana, Lincoln, Lily, and Luna." said Lynn.
Lincoln, Luna, Lana, and Lily traded fistbumps.
"Awesome!" said CJ.
Lincoln: [hammering the sign] "I haven't had a win in forever but that changes today. It's our annual garage sale and at 5 PM today, when the markets close, the victory dance shall be mine!" [twerks the sign, picks up his box and notices Lily crying on the ground.] "Oh, what's the matter Lily, you need your blankie?" [gets the blankie and gives it to his sister] "It's okay, Lily. Your blankie's right here."
Lily: [stops crying and sucks her thumb.]
"That's so sweet!" Frida cried as tears flowed out of her eyes.
"You're so sweet Lincoln." smiled Girl Jordan.
Lincoln smiled at that as Lily laid on his lap.
Lincoln: [puts items on his stand] "Hate to break it to you, ladies, but I'm outselling all of you."
Lisa: "That's amusing from someone who couldn't sell a negative charge to an electron."
Lana: "Yeah? Well, you couldn't sell a rattle to a snake!"
Leni: "Well, you couldn't sell a dress if it was 50% off! Not even if it was half off."
"50% off is ½ off Leni." said Fiona.
"So wise." said Leni.
Lynn Sr.: "Build up those appetites, salespeople, we're having goulash tonight!"
Rita: "Which will be served on our refinished dining table. Have fun out there, kids."
Lincoln: "Yeah, have fun. Watching this rump do the bump." [twerks the stand causing it to fall apart] Dang it."
Everyone snickered at that while Lincoln blushed in embarrassment.
[Several people arrive]
Lincoln: "Check it out folks! Low prices, high quality!" [As two people pasts Lincoln's stand, he busts out his walkie-talkie.] "Clyde, time to put Operation Pretend You've Never Met Me and Are Really Interested in My Stuff So Other People Will Buy It and Also Think of A Shorter Name For This Operation into action."
"Where the heck do you come up with these operations Lincoln?" asked Casey, impressed.
"Yeah, do they just pop into your head or have you done them before?" asked Sameer.
"Sort of to both." Lincoln replied.
Clyde: [over walkie-talkie] "Sorry, my walkie cut out. Can you repeat that?"
Lincoln: [groans] "Just get over here." [notices a customer picking up his helmet.] "Excellent choice, sir. Not only is that some state-of-the-art head protection..." [flips the helmet upside down] "...it also doubles as a soup bowl."
[The customer puts the helmet back and turns to leave but gets startled when Clyde shows up.]
Clyde: [acting] "Whoa. Is this a genuine bowl-met? I've searched every garage sale in the state for one of these. How much do you want for it?"
Lincoln: "Hmm...five bucks."
Clyde: "I'll give you ten."
Male Customer #1: [takes back the helmet] "Actually, I was about to buy that." [pays Lincoln and walks off with the helmet.]
Lincoln: "Nice."
"You little sneak!" hissed Lola.
"Did you really have to scam him?" Lynn Sr. asked in exasperation.
"Hehehe, I guess I was desperate for a sale." Lincoln said sheepishly.
[Lincoln rings a bell and writes something on the chalkboard.]
Lincoln: "Excellent work, Clyde."
Clyde: "Thanks, Lincoln, for your next customer, I thought I'd break out the old English accent." [in a British accent] "Hullo, luv."
"Good accent mate." Luna said to Clyde in her British accent.
"Thanks luv." Clyde said back in the same accent.
Lincoln: "Sweet. No way my sisters are gonna be able to compete with me."
Clyde: "I wouldn't be so sure. Looks like they've got some game too."
Lana: [At her stand] "Exotic reptiles for sale!"
[A snake bites the customer's nose, causing him to flee.]
Lana: "Snake bite kits for sale!"
Male Customer #2: [comes back holding his nose in pain] "Sold!"
"Well at least you gave him first aid." said Maria.
"I thought you wouldn't want to sell your pets." Dante said in confusion.
"Some stay permanently like Hops, El Diablo, Izzy, and Bitey." Lana replied. "Though some I know I have to give away because I know that they can take up a lot of room."
Lucy: "Candles. Cobwebs. Cauldrons."
Flip: [walks past] "Rubbish."
Lucy: [takes out her crystal ball] "Free psychic reading with every purchase."
Flip: "Free? Well, now you're speaking my language, little Psychic Girl. What's your cheapest item?"
[Lucy holds out a tiny skull with a candle in it and Flip takes it.]
Lucy: "And now, look into your future." [gazes into her crystal ball] "Hmm. Business will be booming."
Flip: [chortles]
"For someone like Flip? Really?" asked Nikki, raising an eyebrow. "I highly doubt it."
"Wait until you see what Lucy means." said Lynn as she and Lucy snickered.
Lisa: "Expired chemicals! Buy one get one free!"
Flip: [appears] "Oh, did I hear free?"
Everyone's eyes widened.
"I think I'm starting to see what Lucy meant by 'booming'." said Haiku.
Lily: [speaks babble to another baby as she sells him an acorn.]
"AWW!" everyone cooed.
"You are such a sweetheart Lily!" gushed Sam.
Lily giggled.
'Not on April Fool's Day this year.' Lincoln thought to himself, but still agreed that the scene was cute.
[Leni is seen trying to sell the garage to a young couple.]
Leni: "New paint job, space galore and it comes with its own clicky-thingy." [She presses a button, which brings the garage door down.]
Female Customer #1: "You're really selling this?"
Leni: "Hello! It's a garage sale."
"Good one Leni!" laughed Luan.
Benny and Giggles laughed too while everyone facepalmed.
Lincoln: [shrugs] "Eh. So, they've made some sales." [shakes his butt] "My victory dance and I aren't worried."
Clyde: "Wow! You're handling being in last place better than I thought."
Lincoln: [shocked] "Last place?" [Looks at the chalkboard] "How has Lily sold "$20 worth of stuff? What am I doing wrong?"
"How did Lily sell $20 worth of stuff?" asked Rusty.
"Probably a cuteness charm." suggested Zach.
Lily giggled.
Carl turned to Carlitos. "Looks like we're in business little bro." he said with a devious look.
Carlitos grinned.
[A boy is trying out Lincoln's old talking teddy bear.]
Teddy bear voice: "Please be my friend." [As the boy hold the teddy bear, its voice becomes distorted and the bear's head fells off, making the boy cry.]
Lincoln: "Err...maybe, I need to upgrade the merchandise."
"Yeah that's it." said Chaz.
[Lincoln and Clyde start going around the house, picking up various household items such as the coffee maker and the music player.]
Female dancer on TV: "And 1, and 2, and 3. Come on now, girls."
"You're selling stuff from your house?!" exclaimed Carlos.
"I was desperate…?" Lincoln answered sheepishly, though flinched under Lynn Sr,. and Rita's stern looks.
[Lincoln and Clyde continue their raid when Lincoln looks in his parents' wardrobe and grabs Rita's wedding dress.]
Clyde: "Your mom's wedding dress?"
Lincoln: "Eh, she never wears it. Let's make some sales."
"You sold your mom's wedding dress?!" exclaimed Rosa.
"Lincoln!" exclaimed Rita.
"Well you never really wear it." said Lincoln.
"I preserve the memories!" Rita replied with a stern look.
[Cut back to outside where the Loud sisters angrily watch Lincoln as he attracted a huge crowd while Clyde is holding various items.]
Lincoln: "Can I see 60? I see 60! Sold to the mustachioed man in the bandana!" [Said man takes the clock and Clyde holds up the coffee maker.] "Starting the bid at 300! We've got 300! 400! We've got 500! Sold to the man in the blue jean tuxedo!"
"Wow you are making so much money so fast!" exclaimed Rusty.
[Lincoln's sisters appear angry about his lack of sale.]
Lori: [Angry] "Lincoln! What are you doing? This stuff isn't even yours!"
Lincoln: "So?"
"Good response." chuckled Ronnie Anne.
[The Loud sisters look at each other and soon, all of the Loud siblings are taking stuff from the house to sell. A much larger crowd appears and the stock gets smaller by each passing sale.]
Everyone stared in shock.
"All of you sold various stuff from your own house!?" exclaimed Arturo.
"And you sold the garage for real?!" added Carlota.
"How competitive were you guys?!" Hector asked in disbelief.
The Louds traded sheepish glances.
"And I thought Lynn was that competitive." said Margo.
Clyde: [notices the chalkboard] "Lincoln! You only have one minute until 5 P.M. and you're four dollars out of first place!"
[Lincoln looks around, panicking until he sees something. Scene cuts to Lincoln selling the garage sale sign to T-Bone for $5.]
"Nice save!" exclaimed Polly.
"Thanks." Lincoln smiled.
Lynn Sr.: "That's a wrap, kids! Goulash is served in teeeen~!"
Lincoln: "Yes! My losing streak is over! Now, feast your eyes on my caboose because it's leaving the station."
"Way to win Lincoln!" congratulated Becky.
"Yeah, your losing streak is done!" added Zach.
"Thanks guys." Lincoln smiled.
[Suddenly Lily starts crying.]
Lori: "Someone give Lily her blankie."
Lincoln: "I don't know where it is."
Lynn: "Oh no! Where could it be?"
[The Loud siblings murmur that they don't know where it is.]
Lynn: [realizes in horror] "Oh no! We must have sold it!"
"Uh oh." several people said in unison.
"That is not good." said Liam.
Lincoln: [unsympathetic] "Yeah, yeah. Very sad. Now, if you don't mind, I'm about to do my victory dance."
Lily: [continues crying]
Lincoln: [sighs depressed] "Oh, never mind. I'm sorry, Lily, I guess we all got a little too caught up in our competition."
[Everyone else apologizes]
"At least all of you realize that." said Albert approvingly.
Lincoln: "So, your big brother is going to put the competition aside and go find your blanket."
Lola: "Oh no! You're not gonna be the hero! I'm gonna find that blankie!"
Lana: "Not if I find it first!"
[The other sisters state they'll find it first and rush off.]
Lincoln: [puts Lily down] "The victory dance shall be mine!"
[Lily looks at the audience with a blank expression.]
"We feel ya Lily." said Mollie.
"Hold on, one minute she was crying her eyes out and now she's perfectly fine?" asked Sid.
Everyone looked at Lily.
"What are you up to Lily?" asked Lori.
Lily just smirked.
Luna: [knocks on the door] "Hello, ma'am!"
Lola: [shoves Luna aside] "Did you buy a blanket?"
Luna: [shoves Lola aside] "From a garage sale today?"
Female Customer #2: [angrily] "I didn't buy a blanket, but I did buy this hunk of junk!" [holds up a vacuum cleaner which explodes in her face.] "I want my money back!"
Luna and Lola: "Uh..." [point at each other] "She sold it to you!" [They run off]
"She ain't a happy camper." said Rusty.
"Yeah I've been meaning to replace that vacuum." said Lynn Sr.
"Sorry sis." Luna and Lola said to each other.
[Lori and Luan race each other.]
Lori: "I'm getting that blankie first!"
[Luan notices some trash cans and Lori runs up to a man watering his lawn.]
Lori: "Sir, sir! Weren't you at a garage today?" [suddenly gets shoved by a trash can.] "OOF!" [gets rolled off]
[Luan runs up to the man, revealing to have thrown the trash can at Lori.]
Luan: "If you want to win, you need a can-do attitude." [laughs]
"Good pun." admitted Bobby. "But not very sisterly."
"Yeah, sorry sis." Lori and Luan said to each other.
[Lincoln and Lynn race each other to another house.]
Lincoln: "Beat it, Lynn! This is my house."
Lynn: "No way! That blanket is mine!"
[When there's no answer, Lincoln tries to get in through the dog flap, only to meet a very angry dog.]
Lincoln: "Whoops! Wrong house."
[Lincoln and Lynn scream as the dog chases them.]
"Wow. Just, wow." said David.
[Cut to Lucy and Lisa at an old woman's house.]
Old Woman: "Hmm, I think I did buy a blanket. Why don't you come in?"
Lisa: [to Lucy] "First to spot the blanket gets the blanket."
[Inside]
Old Woman: "It's so nice to have visitors." [gets out a book] "Would you like to see my collection of bingo ribbons?
"Looks like you walked into that one mates." said Tabby.
"Yep." Lucy and Lisa said in unison.
[Lincoln has managed to escape the dog.]
Leni: [excitedly] "I win! I found the blanket in that house right there!"
Lincoln: "That's not a house. That's a restaurant."
Sloppy's Worker Man: "Order Number 6!"
Lincoln: "And you're holding a napkin."
Leni: [Holds up a purple napkin] "Dang it."
"Well that sucks." said Jackie.
[Cut back to the old woman's house where she's playing bingo with Lucy and Lisa.]
Old Woman: [reading out the number] "B14! Anybody..."
Lucy: [whispers to Lisa] "This woman does not have the blanket. Let's get out of here."
Lisa: [whispers to Lucy] "Are you kidding? One more number and I've got a bingo!" [to the old woman] "Spin it, sister!"
"You're just like Scoots, she loves Bingo." chuckled Albert.
"It is quite exhilarating." said Lisa.
[Lincoln is now putting various missing posters of Lily's blanket across the park.]
Lincoln: [comes up to a woman] "Excuse me, ma'am, have you seen this blanket?" [Lincoln runs up to a family with a baby.] "How about you?" [spots the baby's blanket and snatches it.] "Ah-ha! Where did you get this?"
[The baby starts crying and Lincoln screams as he is kicked into the air by the baby's mother and lands in a trash can near Flip's.]
Everyone was surprised.
"While I don't agree with you taking away a random baby's blanket, that could've seriously hurt you son!" exclaimed Lynn Sr.
"Eh, I deserved that." said Lincoln.
[He gets up and spots Flip cleaning a car with a purple cloth.]
Lincoln: "Lily's blankie! Hey, Flip, you were at our garage sale today, weren't you?"
Flip: "I don't know, chief. Maybe. I go to a lotta garage sales."
Lincoln: "I need to buy that blanket back from you."
Flip: "No can do! This blanket's working for me. Really gets the bird poop off."
Lincoln: "Please! It's important!"
Flip: "Maybe we can do business but it's gonna cost ya!"
"Seriously Flip?" deadpanned Carlota.
"That's Flip for ya." said Clyde.
[Back at the Loud House in the living room Lily is still crying.]
Rita: [off-screen] "Be right there, sweetie."
Lincoln: [enters the house] "Good news, Lily. I've found your blanket."
Lola: "No, you didn't. Because I have it."
Lori: [pushes Lola] "Please, I've got it right here."
Luan: "I've got it."
Lisa: "No, I do."
Lynn: "This is Lily's blanket."
"How do you all have Lily's blanket?" asked Winston, confused.
Lincoln: "You guys, I'm pretty sure this is the right one." [points to the blanket he's holding.] "I had to give Flip all my garage sale money for it."
Lynn: "I gave Flip all my money for this one."
Luna: "Me too."
Luan: "So did I."
Lori: "And me."
Lisa: "I even gave him my bingo ribbon."
Leni: "I bought a blanket from Flip too."
Luna: "Uh, that's a welcome mat, dude."
Leni: [looks at the "blanket" and realizes that Luna is right.] "Dang it."
Lincoln: [realizing in shock] "I can't believe this! Flip fooled us all!"
Lisa: [angrily] "That gasoline-selling swindler!"
"So he pretended to have one to take all of your money?!" exclaimed CJ.
"He's really a jerk." Laird said as everyone gave angry expressions at Flip.
"Yeah, and better get used to this, I'm sure that this won't be the last time for us to see him show his awful side on the screen." said Lincoln.
Rita: [enters with a basket of clean laundry.] "Here you go, sweetie." [Hands Lily her real blanket.] "Still hot from the dryer."
Lily: [stops crying upon seeing her blanket and coos happily.]
Lori: [addled] "Are you literally joking right now? It's been here all along?"
"Hold on a minute!" exclaimed Luna. "Lily, did you know that your blankie was in the dryer this whole time?"
"Uh huh!" Lily nodded. "I wanted you all to stop compweting!"
Everyone was shocked.
"Wow… so that's why you gave that expression!" exclaimed Stella.
"You want your siblings to stop competing so much and work together!" added Dana.
"You are such a clever baby Lily." commented Clyde.
Lily giggled in pride.
Rita: [notices the empty living room] "What happened to our furniture?"
"Busted!" exclaimed Sergio.
Lincoln: "Uh...see, we kinda got caught up in a competition."
Lori: "Yeah, and we kinda sold everything."
Rita: "Well, you're all kinda grounded."
Lincoln: "We deserve it. And believe me, we've learned our lesson. No more competing."
[His sisters murmur in agreement.]
"How long will that last?" deadpanned Mr. Grouse.
Lincoln: "It's too bad 'cause I had a victory dance that would put all of you to shame."
Lola: [scoffs] "I doubt that."
Lisa: "The chances are slim."
Lincoln: "Oh yeah? All aboard! Woot-woot! This caboose is leaving the station!" [does his victory dance] "Go Lincoln! Best butt shake! Toot-toot! Hmm-hmm! Oh yeah! Best butt shake!"
Lana: "You call that a victory dance?" [does her own victory dance as well.] "Go Lana! Go Lana!"
Lola: "Mine's better!" [does her own victory dance also.]
Lori: "Why do you even have a butt if that's all you gonna to do with it?"
[The Loud siblings all do their own victory dances.]
Loud Kids: "Oh yeah! Uh-huh!" (etc.)
Everyone's, except the Louds that were involved of course, jaws dropped like an anchor. As close to the nadir as you can humanly possible, of course. Everything was just... gone. Vanished. The house was bare down to the bone and they were all doing victory dances?!
Ronnie Anne asked, extreme shock and awe as well as amusement, "Uh, I may not be the smartest Mexican-American on the block, Lame-O, but you do realize that... oh, gee, I dunno... ALL YOUR FURNITURE IS GONE AND ALL YOU'RE DOING IS DANCING?!"
Before Lincoln or any of the Louds could answer, Ronnie Anne winds up breaking into laughter from the shock... as in, uproarious, uncontrollable, hysterical laughter. She was too surprised to even think coherently, and although the Louds involved knew she was laughing at their not thinking this through, they blushed anyway.
Bobby looked at Lori and said, "Please tell me that you guys didn't pull something like this again after that day, babe? Also, if Ronnie Anne and I tried something like this, Mom would lose it and make us buy back the furniture. Piece-by-piece, if we had to."
Mr. Grouse was initially going to tell the Louds that they were insane or have some snappy remark, but his mouth simply wouldn't move. What was happening on screen just utterly blew him away. He knew he shouldn't be surprised, but still, they sold all their stuff away?!
Clyde and his fathers were too stunned to speak for a few seconds, until Clyde said to the Louds, "Guys, listen to me and listen to me, carefully: there's nothing wrong with a little healthy competition, that much is true..."
Howard finished, "But, did nothing tell any of you, 'HEY, WE MIGHT BE TAKING THIS SELLING GAME A BIT TOO FAR?!'"
Harold is shaking his head in disbelief, and he said, "If any of you have an explanation for this... oh, boy, I'd LOVE to hear it."
Lynn Sr. asked his wife, flabbergasted, "So, that's why all the house was all bare bones when I came home from work?! That's why we had to go furniture shopping?!" Lynn Sr. was trying to sound mad, but he was too stunned by what he was seeing.
Rita: "Kids! Please!" [The kids stop their victory dances.] "This is how you do a victory dance!" [does her own victory dance.] "Uh-huh! Go Mom! Shake that booty!"
Lynn Sr.: "Hah! Gimme a break! Get a load of the goulash shakedown!"
[Rita and Lynn Sr. do their victory dances.]
Lynn Sr.: "Go, Dad! Shake it down now!"
Rita: "Go, Mom! Mm-hmm, oh yeah!"
"Seriously?" Carol asked.
Lincoln: [to the viewers] "Well, now you know where we get it from. As they say, the nuts don't fall too far from the tree." [resumes his victory dance] "Ooh! Uh-hmm! Hmm-hmm! Go Lincoln! Go Lincoln!"
[Soon, the siblings and parents are doing their victory dances.]
"Wow, that's one way to take your mind off of everything in your house being sold." said Girl Jordan.
"That is the weirdest sentence I've ever heard." said Persephone.
[At Flip's Food and Fuel]
Flip: [pours some chemicals into a washer fluid bottle.] "I'm loving these 2-for-1 chemicals. I'm gonna make a fortune selling them as windshield wiper fluid." [laughs] "Suckers!" [Pour another chemical into the bottle but an explosion occurs, damaging the entire gas station and leaving Flip dazed.] "Well, the little Psychic Girl was right. Business is booming."
Everyone burst out laughing.
"Called it." said Haiku.
"Knowing who Flip is, I didn't tell him what I meant." said Lucy.
"Can I just ask as to how you all got your stuff back?" asked Morpheus.
"We are able to track down our personal items." said Lisa.
"And as Dad said, he and Mom went furniture shopping the next day." added Lori.
"That must've seriously cost you a lot of money." said Albert.
"Luckily, the grant money I received from Hong Kong, Finland, and Tibet helped cover the payment." said Lisa.
"Well that's lucky." said Carlota.
"And what did we learn here?" asked Rita.
"Not everything is a competition." the siblings said in unison.
"Good luck getting that through to Lynn." said Lana.
"Hey, I'm improving!" Lynn protested.
"We know you are." said Lincoln.
"What's next?" asked Lola as everyone faced the screen again.
All they got was the rainbow spinning-wheel of death.
"Uh, Joe is everything ok?" asked Luna.
"Sorry about that everyone!" came Joe's voice. "Me and Ang are dealing with lots of broken sticks in the backyard! It'll be a few minutes until I fix it and the next episode comes on!"
"Ok then." said Lynn Sr.
"So… what should we do?" asked Boris.
"Well I don't know about you, but I still think I have the best victory dance." said Lincoln as he began to dance. "All aboard! Woot-woot! This caboose is leaving the station! Go Lincoln! Best butt shake! Toot-toot! Hmm-hmm! Oh yeah! Best butt shake!"
"Not like mine!" said Lana as she began to dance as well. "Go Lana! Go Lana!"
"Mine's still better!" said Lola as she began to dance as well.
"You still don't know how to use your butts, do you?" Lori muttered as she and the other sisters, as well as Lynn Sr. and Rita began to do their victory dances.
"I don't know whether to be impressed our weirded out." said Mr. Grouse.
"Well, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em!" said Clyde as he began to do his own victory dance. "Go Clyde! Go Clyde! Go Clyde!"
Shrugging, everyone else did their own unique victory dance. Despite dancing not being her thing, Sam was able to fake it amongst the crowd. Even the pets did their own victory dances.
They did this up until the screen showed the next title card.
To be continued…
Lily is one smart baby and the Louds are so silly with their dances.
Up next, we're Roughin' It.
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