A.N. — Happy birthday, both Fred and George Weasley, from a fellow twin who has also been permanently separated from their brother. I touched upon that loss in the last drabble, but both of their drabbles can't be sad; these are the Weasley twins, after all! So, here's some levity.

91. Fred Weasley

Fred was the first born; he felt it was his place to set the proper example for his younger twin.

George took convincing sometimes, though.

Turning Ron's teddy bear into a giant spider was the first instance Fred could remember receiving push-back from George on anything. From then on, it was like George was the pair's conscience. Fred was willing to belt Bludgers at vitals; George pulled his shots. Fred snuck in firewhisky; George only took a shot under peer pressure.

On their exit from Hogwarts, they were unified: cause as much havoc as possible to make the Umbitch pay.