As usual, this is another common day on the Minecraft Purge Server but with no Purge yet. So, lock and load and get ready for some stupid dram in-game! Enjoy reading this messed up stuff.
Spells and Louds.
Chapter 611: Game Stream – Minecraft Purge Server with the End… also Raid and Wither.
Gyro, Leon, Victor, Martin, Neil, Lincoln, Sergei, Hollow, Jack Cyber, Jordan, Linka, Mollie, Simon, Peter, Stella, Trent, Artie, Lance, Hassan, Chad, Richie, Coop, Timmy, Coraline, Luan, Benny and Boomer.
D3athW1ng, 33z3, Futur3M3, R0s3_dodgeB4ll, Lady_L1nk, Cann0nb4llg4l, Gu4rd14nM4N, T3SL4M4N, L30N, R0B0T0_J4CK, S1TH_SHLEGG!, THE_RUSS14N, PYR0N, Zh4u_ST3LLS, SH4RP_DUD3, CH4D_M4N, WH33L_SM4RTY, N0T_R1CH13, LoL_Tr3Nt, LoL_L4nc3, LoL_4rt13, THE_C00pST3R, T1M_T1M, THE_W1TCH_SL4Y3R, BOOM3R, Funny_Bus1ness, B0Y_CL0WN1NG.
Gyro, Leon and Victor: The Greenish dudes – Green. Neil, Lincoln and Martin: The Superiors – Yellow. Sergei, Hollow and Jack Cyber: The shadowed council – Gray. Jordan, Linka and Mollie: The cross chop chicks – White. Peter, Stella and Simon: The Flamers – Red. Trent, Lance and Artie: The dark knights – Black. Chad, Hassan and Richie: The Pit Crew – Orange. Coop, Timmy and Coraline: The battle hardies! – Purple. Boomer, Luan and Benny: The Funnies Bombs – Pink.
And last but not least, the only person on the server who is a total neutral and isn't meant to be slain and just act as the news reporter for this session: Sunset Shimmer - Sunny&Cool.
But she's not gonna be news casting this time, just joining in the game.
Now, this is gonna be new because we're gonna look into Martin's point of view and see what he with his teammates Lincoln and Neil have been doing to the one location that everyone knows, so game on!
But first: We're gonna see Gyro during his live stream with Victor getting involved as they have been farming for stuff.
(Flashback.)
Gyro and Victor are loading the stuff they got from mining into the chest, and then Gyro goes over and he begins to turn iron blocks into iron, then they hear this ominous and creepy sound.
Gyro. "What the fuck was that shit? What was that?"
Victor looks around. "Dude, that sounds like something that we've been afraid of for so long. Who the hell summoned the Wither?"
"Someone summoned the Wither?" asked Gyro. He stops and looks around. "Dude, whoever is doing that is gonna be fucked up, where is it coming from?"
"We should go and see who spawned that son of a bitch." Victor and Gyro makes their way out of the hideout and they make way to the community village and meet up with everyone else.
(End flashback.)
Everyone on the server is gathered outside the courthouse and therefore Neil makes the announcement to everybody.
"Alright listen up! We're all gonna be having a battle against the dreaded Ender Dragon, so we have Eyes of Ender and we can use them to find the End portal, okay? Good."
"So, we're all gonna fight this monster all at once, when someone dies please don't be a fucking asshole and take all of their shit, also we're all gonna try this crazy idea of all of us going into the portal at the same time. Got it?"
"Yeah!"
"Let's go!" Neil throws the Eye of Ender and they all see where it's going and they all make their journey to look for the End Fortress and Portal.
They all have the weapons they need, the armor necessary and potions just in case, but they questioned why they have to bring buckets of milk and some snowballs. As well as TNT.
They all continue they're walk and then they spot the open water after Leon tossed the Eye of Ender again. "Alright, we need boats. So, let's go!" They all have boats and two go into one boat and all of them make their way across the water.
The whole journey is long, and it gets awkward when Shlegg begins to sing something weird while riding in the same boat as Sergei.
Oh the sailor's life is the life for me.
How I love to sail on the bounding sea.
And I never ever, ever, do a thing about the weather.
Cuz the weather never ever does a thing for me.
Sergei and the others just laugh at this. "Dude, can I please change this fucking radio song? It's making me so stressed out." They all laugh and they continue their travel, then Shlegg sings something else and it sound stupid.
'Cause we're the 27 best friends that anyone could have.
Yeah, we're the 27 best friends that anyone could have.
'Cause we're the 27 best friends that anyone could have.
And we will never, ever, ever, ever, ever be apart.
"Dude, shut the fuck up, this is fucking torture for me" said Gyro.
"What the fuck is going on?" said Leon.
"Are we even trying to find and fight in the End or are we gonna do this garbage through the whole god damn journey?" said Trent.
"This turned stupid real fat guys" said Jordan.
They soon make it to the other side of the vast ocean and make it to land, they then look around and they turn to the waters and see the others coming.
"Guys, let's attack them" said Leon. They all agree and they attack those who are still coming to the shore.
"Make fire!" yelled Leon. They all continue to shoot the others, who are trying to evade them and yet land onto the shore.
"Hold the line!" yelled Gyro. "Hold the line!" But then this happens.
S1TH_SHLEGG! Was shot by Sunny&Cool using Sunset's Bow.
This makes everyone laugh and then Shlegg comes back through teleport and they all see the main hole where it leads to the End fortress, but something seemed off for the others seeing this hole.
"Why the heck was this hole here?" asked Mollie. "Because the End fortress doesn't have a pathway to just see easily, we'd have to go down."
"Kinda strange" replied Boomer. They go and see the portal, but something is off. "Well, this is odd. Why are there so many beds here?"
Neil then announces. "Okay, so big surprise to all of you. Myself, with my teammates Martin and Lincoln have been here, and we've been doing some stuff lately to make this journey good for all of us and also a challenge. So, just to be safe, we want everyone to make the beds here into their spawn points so you won't respawn all the way back to the community village."
They all do that, but this was still odd for them. "Convenient" said Gyro. "And yet so suspicious."
They finish establishing the beds as they're spawn points and for some reason some of the others brought chests with them and place some extra things in there just in case.
Leon and the rest go around the portal. "Alright, this is it people. We are about to go in and fuck up the Ender dragon… Can I get an A-Hoo?!"
They all chant out. "A-Hoo!" Like Spartans.
"Then let's go!" They all jump into the portal at the same time, like one epic and major swimming pool cannon ball contest, or group cannon ball for short.
(End World.)
They have all made it to the End world, but something is terribly wrong when they arrive. "Wait what the fuck?!"
They can see the health bar of the End Dragon, but for some reason they see two health bars and both belong to a Wither each and then they see the health meter of the dreaded Pillager Raid.
"No way! No freaking way!" said Luan.
"Raid? Withers?! So that's what we saw the other fucking day" said Victor.
"I knew something bad was gonna happen and this whole thing is gonna turn to shit" said Sergei.
Neil chuckles. "We made this a whole lot harder and more challenging, which is why the villager is here." They can all see the Villager trapped inside of a glass cage. "It was not easy getting this dumb ass here."
"You guys have no idea how fucking hard it was to get this villager into the End world, we had to lure this bastard through so many times and even make him ride a god damn boat" said Martin.
"Well, looks like it's time for us to suit up, arm up and fight like hell" said Simon. "Let's do this!"
They all get ready and they dig they're way out of the room made of End blocks and look outside and it is total panic time!
They can see the Dreaded Ender Dragon flying around and with the obsidian Towers that have the End Crystals healing it, and yet there are some underground healing it as well. We also see the Enderman all over the place wandering, which is normal.
But it's not normal to see two very pissed off Wither's and then we see some Pillagers: with axes, crossbows and the Evokers, and even the large Ravager Beast.
"This is not good. This is not good" said Artie.
"Well, let's rock!" said Lincoln.
They all emerge from the hideout and they begin to take on the entire group of Pillagers and then try to also fight the Wither, which is so difficult.
"There's so many of them! And I'm also trying to avoid those Enderman too!" said Linka.
"Everyone wear a pumpkin on their head, the best way to avoid Enderman" said Stella.
"I killed the Ravager! God that thing is huge!" said Benny.
"We gotta fight the Wither too! He's so scary!" said Boomer.
"We're getting so much bad memories of this shit!" said Gyro.
"This is insane and delusional and I don't know what to do anymore!" said Sunset.
"Help that thing is after me!" yelled Richie. "This thing is coming for me, help!"
"We haven't even touched the god damn dragon yet!" said Lincoln.
"I accidently tossed out my sword!" said Simon. "No, the Wither blew up my sword!"
"Someone kill that thing!" yelled Lincoln. "This was a mistake! This is insane!"
Eventually they kill both Withers and then the whole Pillager Raid, which means only one thing.
"Everyone, go for that dragon, now!" yelled Neil. They all charge and begin to shoot the towers that surround the center of the battle arena.
"Same strategy guys, same tactic." Leon shoots his bow and arrow and he hits one of the End crystal. "We destroy the towers and this thing stops healing."
"Why the hell are there End Crystals underground?!" said Hassan. "Did Leon, Lincoln and Martin do this?! Why?!"
They all continue destroying all the End Crystals. Sunset Shimmer is going high up while making a tower made of Dirt, and she keeps going and going and, she's hit by someone's arrow and she falls off the dirt tower.
Sunny&Cool fell from a High place.
This makes the others laugh and also question what the heck just happened. "Hang on, who did that? Who shot her off that damn tower?" asked Leon.
"Sorry" said Gyro. "I couldn't help myself, I had to take advantage of that shit."
They continue to go range and soon they go melee and they all try to kill this thing, then this happens.
L30N was slain by the Ender Dragon.
"Fuck! No!" They all continue to fight and then Leon comes back after respawning.
Soon, the dragon is slain and they all gather to collect all the XP it dropped and they literally swarm like ants for this stuff.
"We did it! We did it!" said Boomer. "We did it! Who has the egg?"
"I have the egg!" said Gyro. "We got the trophy and what the fuck is happening here?"
They all laugh at what they see and what do they see? Martin is in a boat on land and moving around and for some reason this Enderman is also riding with him and they all just laugh.
"No way! What?" said Lincoln and Linka.
"Dude, how the heck is that even possible?" said Sunset.
"I adopted a child" said Martin, this makes them laugh.
"This is so confusing" said Trent.
"Oh, it's cute. This is so adorable" Shlegg laughs at this but the Enderman sees him and this happens.
S1TH_SHLEGG! Was slain by an Enderman.
They all laugh to this. "What the fuck?!" laughed Martin. "Dude, he got pimped slap from my fucking boat!"
"What is happening?" laughed Leon.
"This is the best Ender Dragon team fight ever!" said Neil.
To be continued in the next chapter.
A/N: Based off of the very same Minecraft Purge with the other YouTubers and Twitch streamers as they face the End dragon, it was so messed up and funny. Leave a review and tell me what you all think.
Date made: 2/26/21.