Time for some Helluva Broken Spring Break, because all hell is gonna go down with whatever plan they're gonna have to make sure Blitzo and the gang don't get into trouble with murder, and the plan to deal with the pop star too, so enjoy reading this guys.
Spells and Louds.
Chapter 614: Spring Sprung and Broken Down.
(I.M.P Headquarters.)
Almost all the members of the Royal Defenders have shown up: Neil, Leon, Sergei, Lincoln, Linka, Boomer, Luna, Sam, Loona, Jordan, Victor and Gwen.
They're all gathered in the meeting room. Sergei is not happy at what they had heard from the boss of this company. "So, you played this bullshit bet, on a parking space?"
"Not just a parking space, The parking space of our company and sure to fucking shit I am not letting that drunken ass succu-bitch get away with it!" replied Blitzo, he sounds serious and delusional. "This company has been around even after I had that fucked up moments with Stolas."
Lincoln sighs. "And it just turned awkward real fast."
Linka then asks. "There is one thing I need to know… What the hell did Verosika Mayday ever saw in you?" They are all confused by this.
"We wanted to know as well, I mean I think she may have been drunk, or drugged or perhaps she was undergoing some kind of sickness at the time she met Blitzo" replied Moxxie.
"I just wanna know what was it like for Blitzo to have sex with her" replied Millie.
Blitzo sighs in annoyance from this. "Look, let's not go into my past life right now, we need to focus on dealing with Verosika mayday and the bet I placed on her. So, are you gonna help us kill tons of shitty ass people who have to die for the convenient spring break sale I'm making?"
They all look to each other and then back to the imp boss. "No."
"What?! Why?" Blitzo looks to Loona. "Loonie, you have to help me, please!"
Loona sighs. "Blitzo, this whole deal with you making some fucked up bet to kill folks is not what I expected from you. Hell, I didn't even think you dated someone before and that someone was a fucking pop star, we are not killing people out of random."
"But it's not random, it's just some dumbass jerks that we're advised to kill by the clients, which will be for later" said Blitzo. He then looks to the others. "You guys kill folks, right?"
"We do, when the issue matters" replied Jordan. "But not what you guys are doing, this whole thing you have planned is an I.M.P thing, and now what we plan to do, and what we have to kill sometimes are evil folks, or beings who plan to enact global or universal domination. But we're not killing tons of other people."
"Then how the fuck are we getting the fucking parking space back?!" Blitzo then begins to cry, which annoys them, and even Moxxie knows this is his thing trying to get everyone to feel bad.
The rest of the team are unfazed by this and find this shit to be so annoying, but Luna thinks. "Hang on dudes, I think I have a plan on how we can settle this, and we're not doing this for the parking space."
They all look to Luna, and even Blitzo stops his crying and looks to her. "Now, I know that this Verosika Mayday is gonna be up to no good with this ordeal of folks, and chances she is literally gonna fuck them up alongside her succubus and incubus pals and gals, so let's crash the stage and ruin her chance."
Sam smirks. "Whoa. That sounds pretty rad, and heck we can have the rest of the band be part of it, and perform the songs we have been doing for the past years."
Neil smiles. "Shit. This got really exciting, were gonna stop some horny demon bitch, and show everyone a live concert of the songs we have been spreading. Hell I'm in."
The others also agree to this, and each of them begins to contact the others back home, since they're gonna need some heavy duty backup.
Blitzo snickers at this, but then he realizes. "Wait, hold the shit up, What about the bet about me killing people?"
Boomer then has an idea. "I got an idea." They all did not like it when he says that, but what choice do they have and they need everyone to lock and load, and all ideas heard, so what the hell is Boomer up to?
(Somewhere in Florida.)
Spring break is on people, and as of now there are tons of folks all clamoring to enjoy some relaxing fun at the beach and half the folks here are a bunch of horny types.
But then a cloud of pink smoke is made, and as the smoke fades away appearing in front of the beach is a stage and someone appears and looks to the beach goers, and they all seem to recognize her.
"Alright spring breakers, are you all ready to make some fucked up, bitch ass choices? Are you?!"
The crowd cheers and they even say her name, they do know who she is. Who is she?
Verosika Mayday.
She is a succubus and the ex-girlfriend of Blitzo. An infamous Pop star who got out of rehab.
Demon form.
A succubus demon with an enticing, curvaceous build. She has pink skin with black tipped horns and a barbed tail along with two black stars on her horns and a black heart under her right eyes. Her eyes are hot pink with yellow clear. She has white long hair with pink streaks appearing to match her coat.
Under this, she wears a rather small white and black dress that shows off her curves. The dress itself has an X and O design on the chest and a star design on the abdomen. She also wears long black thing highs with black high heels that have a heart motif and three X-shaped cutouts down then side.
She also wears round shades with pink heart designs in the lenses.
Human form.
In her human disguise, her skin is lightly tanned. The outer part of her hair turns blond with a red top while inside retains its pink coloration. Her sclera turn white yet still retains pink irises and her eyeliner.
Her outfit also changes to a ruffed pink long-sleeved crop top and a ruffled pink skirt with a slit at the hem, a star pattern on the front and a black heart on the hip. She wears the same black high heels as before, minus the X cutouts. In place of her tail, she now wears a light pink sash.
She then begins to sing, and as she sings her succubus buddies all begin to go around and get everyone all fucking turned on.
Some of the folks try to go to her, but the bodyguard deals with those folks. Who is he?
Vortex.
The bodyguard of the succubus, Verosika. A wolf-like hellhound with a monotone gray color scheme. He is extremely muscular and has a scar on his left eye. He also has a tattoo on his left arm depicting a wolf's head. He wears a ripped vest with glowing red spikes, as well as ripped black pants.
His human disguise is largely identical to his demon form. He takes on the appearance of a muscular African-American man with slightly scarred ear in this form. There are no changes to his outfit between the two forms.
As the concert goes on, Verosika then tosses her hip-flask which hits someone in the head and then is tossed into the sea, making something bad happen.
Verosika keeps singing and singing and singing, but then the lights turn off. "What the fuck? Alright, who the fuck turned off my song?! This is supposed to be…"
Then the sound of an electric guitar is played, and then the sound of a keyboard and the stage begins to slowly alter and form into something else, and that something is through nano tech and become one awesome stage with purple colors and strobe lights, and on stage are the band known as, The Luna-Tics.
"Florida! Are you ready?!"
The crowd sees this and they snap out of their horny trance and see who it is, the band who have been helping with some songs for the past years. Luna then shreds on her axe. "Let's rock, roll and make this the best rocking spring break ever!"
They all cheer and begin to rock and roll and shred with the songs they have been performing, then Neil is on stage and performing the song. "76 Reason." Then Leon, Lincoln, Sergei, Peter Sharp and Gyro are on stage and perform as well.
The Royal Fortress is warped to the sea side, and they deploy air security to deploy and incredible light show, and Martin is managing the whole thing. "This is all legal now, suck on it Succubus!" Martin is in the Cryocopter.
Then Blitzo appears next to Martin and takes the guys megaphone. "Yeah! Suck on that, bitch!" Martin then takes it back, but Blitzo takes it and the duo end up fighting for the megaphone.
Verosika is pissed off at this. "This is not going to fucking fly! We have to stop this, now!" The rest of her crew and her body guard are ready to join her. But they're blocked off by the rest of the team.
Moxxie, Millie, Leni, Linka, Jordan, Loona, Gwen, Victor, Carol, Jack Cyber, Clover, Dana and Becky. "Where the hell do you guys think you're going?" asked Victor.
Loona looks to Vortex. "Have we met before?"
Vortex shrugs his shoulders. "No clue, but I got a feeling we met before."
"Enough!" yelled Verosika. She looks to the group. "I don't know who the fuck you dorks are, but this is my concert and my win, so get the fuck away before…." they then feel the ground shake. "What the fuck?"
They all look to the water and see large mutated catfish and the flask on it is spotted by Gwen, she fires an arrow with a rope and grabs the flask. "This looks like yours." Gwen looks to Verosika.
Millie scoffs. "Well, well. Looks like someone made something bad and wrong here on earth, which shouldn't be made possible. Would be a fucking shame if Lucifer found out about this."
Verosika is startled by this and sees the large demonic mutated fish, then she sees she's surrounded by the cops, and the Allied troops. "Well, someone is in deep shit trouble."
Lincoln finishes his part of the song and looks to the giant demon fish monster. "Guys, we gotta kill that thing, now!"
But then the large fish creature is frozen in place, which shocks te others and they look up to the cryocopter where Blitzo and Martin are, they accidently fired the cryo cannon during their tug of war.
Linka then fires one sniper round and the mutated demon fish is shattered and everyone cheers. "Huh, well that was easy."
They all go back to the concert and enjoy the start of this rockin' and awesome spring break, and Blitzo laughs as Verosika is arrested, for starting up a monstrous mutation.
"Yes! That spot is back with us again, baby!" Blitzo then goes over and joins in the fun.
(Somewhere outside of Royal Woods.)
The Super Kirov Airship which is where Boomer and Katherine Mulligan are staying, is high in the sky and right now the former news reporter is in her night gown and looking to the stars.
Boomer then stands next to her and they both hold hands and look to the night sky, they lean onto each other and enjoy this peace.
"Boomer…" The man looks to the brunette. "I just, I'm happy to be part of this. With you, in this life and for the new life we're gonna bring into this world and I know for a fact that we're both gonna be great parents."
Boomer smiles. "Yeah, I know and I am happy as well, for someone who was nothing, and then found something and then found someone and a new look into the future. There's no other person I would rather be with, than with the one here next to me."
The two share a small kiss and then go back to watching the night sky. The stars shining, the moon behind some of the clouds and this odd looking small airship far from them… Wait, what?
Boomer and Katherine see the object, and so Boomer pulls out his binoculars. "What in the world is that thing?"
Katherine stands close and sees the object. "Boomer, what the heck is going on?"
Seeker.
A small blimp-like machine that is a scout, it has a large croissant-shaped balloon on the back with a pair of hand pump air-blowers on both sides, giving them the ability to fly. They also have two large red eyes and two arms, which can adjust below on its back to pump fire into their balloon or to sound an alarm using hand cranked sirens.
Boomer lowers his binoculars. "Whatever it is, it's trespassing and I doubt it's even from our world." He then grabs his harpoon gun. "Kathie, go and contact FutureTech, we got an intruder."
Katherine nods and goes back into the airship, while Boomer aims his harpoon gun. "Get over here." Then he fires it.
To be continued in the next chapter.
A/N: And that is hoe they do it in this story from the Helluva Boss episode "Spring Broken" and it seems like we're inbound for another crossover with a very familiar film to those who have seen it premier on September 9, 2009, so "9/9/9" and I wanna thank Indoraptorman101 for whatever idea he had, but I had to figure out the rest of the concept myself since he didn't really provide much of a decent thing to work with. Leave a review and tell me what you all think.
Date made: 2/28/21 – 3/1/21.