He's the critic that rips movies a new one. The critic with a bad attitude and a renegade status with a short fuse.

A young boy gets swiped from a village by pirates. His lover goes to get him back, but meets Dave, leader of the gang, whose intents are mysterious to him...

Ever since his time in the army, Ben has been living in existential dread, and with a deep hate for anything progressive or liberal. One day he meets Emily, a woman his age who believes in everything he does not believe in, and vice versa. Will she help Ben find peace, or will she only make it even worse?

My encounter with a creature i believe was a cryptic. Enjoy!

William and Kate argue and break up (based on their 2007 break up).

Cookie Monster decides to run for President in 2028 as a Republican

Literally what it says in the title.

Spoofs of the catchy song ""I'll Do The Dirty Work" from 1984's My Little Pony: The Movie. . They usually involving me and my fictionpress persona trying to trying the other into watching a movie we wouldn't really go near with a fifteen foot pole. Enjoy

A collection of some of my song spoofs. enjoy . newest one: "We Need a Little Christmas Christmas-2020 Style"

Stay out of the Polish Neighbourhood.

Britain is asked to Spy on the Warsaw Pact because it's the Cold War but gets creepy with it.

Historias que te harán perder años de vida. Las abejas no nos hacemos responsables por la pérdida de neuronas o sanidad mental tras leer esto. Cringe garantizado.

"It was odd to be in a room full of people who all seemed to look up to my dad like he was some kind of hero. A part of me wanted to see him through their eyes just for a moment. I tried to picture him as a great leader, a war hero, a savior of sorts concerned only with the goodwill of his people. But I quickly realized that this was never to be and I shook my head."

A short story chronicling the rise to power of DarthCyfe6 and the resulting tragedy that befell DarthCyfes1-5.

Mori Calliope and Kiara Takanashi spend their final moments together before Kiara leaves for her flight.

Perseverance and his pal Ingenuity are on the job.

Donna McMahon or Donna Hill is a 64-year-old with an opinion on the internet. She believes that others who do not share her opinion on voluntary euthanasia should suffer with the removal of the Exit International forum, although the plight to shut the forum down fails. Ugly is mad. What will Mad Donna do next?

In a spoof of The Da Vinci Code (book and film), a murder happens in Vatican City. Dante DaVinci, a cryptographer, is brought in to determine what this has to do with a war of cheeses and the musical group: Pizza Kids.

In high-flyin' screenplay format.

Do the worlds we create and play with exist? This is non-fiction, yet still sorta fanfic.

This is a very specific thing that's complicated to explain so just read the authors note first chapter. These are only my OCs and their stories, and they are slightly related to HTTYD so... read if you want? Its gonna be angst for characters you hardly know tho lol

At a time of war... all you can see is red... The color of blood... The color of passion... A tribute to "The Vampair" by Daria Cohen.

This story is a kind of play on Sherlock Holmes stories. Though not from the same universe, the main character, a brilliant uni student named Faylin, tries desperately to uncover the secrets of her school with the help of her two best friends, Sarah and Emilio. Follow this trio as they face backlash from not only their peers, but the detectives on the case.

Am I worth anything?

**IMPORTANT** *This story contains mention of suicide. If this triggers or upsets you please don't read* This is a short horror story I made. Arthur has known Maaya for a while now. He considers her his best friend who only has his best interests at heart. But does she really know what's best for him?