Sonic's detour to Far Far Away may endanger more than just Shrek's swamp.

MMMMMM I DIG THIS SHIT, I WANT TO WANK OFF TO PIECE OF MASTER ARTWORK. WHAT YOURE ABOUT TO WITNESS WILL CORUPT YOU MIND AND YOU WILL NEVER FORGET THE FACT THAT YOU DECIDED TO READ A FANFIC ABOUT TWO PEOPLE (OR MORE) FUCKING IN THE SHOWER WHILE WATCHING GODDAMN SHREK

Skynet sends a terminator back in time to kill Sarah Connor before the birth of her son John, the future leader of the human resistance. But instead of looking like Arnold Schwarzenegger, we get a half ogre, half robot assassin being sent to do the job. Rated M for graphic violence, crude sexual humor and language. Not for kids, and intentionally bad.

Jerry and Shrek have a nice chat that has layers to it.

A bunch of people try to stop the hyperevil and malevolent ICE AGE BABY. Starring Ice Age characters and Shrek. This story is a joke, and I got it from Fonjavters, who got it from a Youtube comment. ICE AGE BABY, FOREVER. ICE AGE BABY, FOREVER. Enough references to a stupid song from Vanilla Ice. Contains plenty of swearing and memes.

It is exactly what the title says. Shrek finds himself in the MCU, with the Avengers. Together, Shrek and the Avengers defeat Thanos in a comical way. Enjoy!

The title says it all.

King Julien & Shrek clearly love each other

In this thrilling episode of Judge Judy, Donkey sues his former friend Shrek for 50% of the swamp, claiming that he did 50% percent of the work. Will Judge Judy grant him ownership of part of the swamp? Find out here!

Shrek suddenly gets a visit from a tornado carrying sharks! View or word count; neither matters: You'll read it anyway.

Shrek, a warrior who hides great power, has been given the mission to save the universe from a very powerful enemy. Will he succeed or be defeated in the attempt?

Shaggy wants revenge on Shrek because Shrek nearly killed his family. Shrek denies it and fights back. Who will win in the end?

Kermit thought he was content on being alone... Until he met Elmo. The two have an instant connection, that soon turns dirty. Also, Shrek is there.

Thanos and Shrek are in love... But everything is not what it seems. Crackhead oneshot with a plot that was born during a mental breakdown. Thanos x Shrek, Steve x Bucky (Stucky), Donkey x Puss In Boots, Gingy x Three Blind Mice

Dora takes Shrek's Jummy Jimmies and Shrek isn't happy. Shrek teams up with some friends to take down the beast that dared to take his Jummy Jimmies,

Shrek likes Shadow, the most popular guy in the entire High School. But does Shadow notice Shrek? And will he ever notice Shrek? Shrek can only hope Shadow notices him someday and that they can become friends, or even boyfriends! Please leave constructive criticism, all reviews are welcome!

A Crossover with Shrek and Dorothy and the Wizard of Oz.

Trapped in each other's bodies and worlds, the OPM crew and Shrek crew must figure out how to switch back before they're stuck as each other forever. It isn't easy being green.

When King Harold suddenly croaks, Shrek learns he will have to rule the land of Far, Far Away, unless he can find a suitable heir to the throne. The most-promising candidate is Fiona's first cousin once removed, Harry. Along with Donkey and Puss in Boots, Shrek sets out to bring Harry back with them, but doing so is a bigger challenge, and a tad more magical, than they expected.

In this crossover, we learn Princess Fiona is old friends with Prince Adam (aka the Beast) and she will introduce Shrek and her other friends to him, as well as his world, especially his wife/the girl who freed him and his staff from their curse, Belle. Safe to say, hilarious hijinks and whatnot will ensue.

Shrek was a bit of an outcast in Morthal. Everyone was human and he was… well, not. He never wondered if there was more to his life as a mill worker, and never, ever considered leaving his swamp. Ever.

Sonic loved Shrek, he would die for him. This is the story of how they met.

God died in 2006.

A short story of the salvation of the universe

Tawna, who was Crash Bandicoot's ex-girlfriend, found out that Pinstripe Potoroo, the dude she was dating after she left Crash, killed him. But Tawna was lonely and went roaming around different worlds to find a new boyfriend and you'll never guess who she ran into!