In this fanfiction, Grunty has finally passed, but there's a twist. Brenty has Turned evil! Everything goes to chaos in this weird, weird, WEIRD fanfic.

All of the side-jumping in Hailfire Peaks is taking its toll on Banjo... literally! Rated K because it's just a sick!Banjo; can be interpreted as either deep friendship or fluffy romance.

Melodic nobility

HOT SEX WITH BANJO KAZOOIE

It might not be lucky to have random games pop up in your home since things will spiral around your mount.

I can't spoil anything, but enjoy!

After eleven years, Gruntilda decided to break out of her shackles and break the Lord of Games into pieces, entrapping all of Banjo's friends! Will Banjo and Kazooie save the day once again? Yes, but don't you wanna know how? Rated PG 13 to M for mild subjects.

Kazooie, though well along in years, has made it a custom (almost) to go to the top of Spiral Mountain to watch the sunset... with a certain blue back-pack on her shoulders, and memories of its owner in her heart. WARNING! major character death(s).

Mr. Patch messes up what would have been a world record boss rush on the 20th anniversary of Tooie.

Bear and bird tastes good to a sneaky shark.

The bear and bird get a weird toy full of gadgets needing to be inspected.

Follow Banjo as he ventures into the world to his friends from an evil giant king. Will he succeed? I don't know. Read it and find out, and stop reading the summary. Gosh you people are dumb. I mean, uh... oh look a butterfly. Also check out the story on my wattpad @ChronoKix

A debt to a fallen friend

A year later a certain bear and bird still don't need to do anything.

A bear and bird don't need to do anything.

While in Witchyworld the bear and bird argue over the content of a backpack.

Dates don't go spiraling well. That's why you should be sure to mount what it is you want!

Remember how tedious the engine room is? Well Kazooie seems to remember.

Chasing a jiggy leads the bear and bird through a weird time.

Banjo and Kazooie wonder why this cute anime dog girl named Korone likes saying Eekum Bokum.

Getting that last music piece is much needed for a clear mind of collecting.

The bear and bird ponder what to do after enjoying some fries.

Bear and bird head to the TTC for some much needed sun time.

Windy gusts torment Spiral Mountain, but a bear and bird have a more blowing brew inside!

Getting mail isn't easy when you suddenly find yourself snatched!