Conker is gonna bring berri back to life

Jackie remembers the death of her parents while her Stephen, her big brother, steps in to comfort her. (Not my best summary, I know) Rated T for swears, mentions of death, and tickling.

Sequel to 'Mechanical Poise' and 'Ze Professor's Old Things' This is what happens when the Panther King thinks too much. Contains OC. One-Shot.

Conker runs empty on alcohol, and he searches everywhere in the castle for one bottle. He then results to crime, unfortunately, as he attempts to steal alcohol from the pub...

ONE-SHOT: After the events of the game, Conker addresses the person who seemingly has control over the new events. No one cares about the Fourth Wall, Anyway...

This is a romantic fan-fiction featuring my Fan Character, CoCo. She goes on a quest to find a better purpose in life and is caught up in a war she does not understand. She also falls in love with Professor von Kriplespac. This story has a Romeo and Juliet-esque plot and provides comic relief through parodies and references to pop culture. Contains profanity and sexual themes.

A.K.A. Berri's Farting Problem. Conker dumps the throne to bring Berri back then uses a cheat to get drunk. But when he tries to enter another cheat to get to Berri's house while drunk, Berri gets a bad case of the screaming sh- eh, farts.

Set after Conker's Bad Fur Day. Conker's still upset about Berri's death and wants her back. When Gregg tells him how to do it, Conker, along with some friends, head off on a new adventure to bring Berri back. My first Conker story. R&R and NO FLAMES.

ONE-SHOT. Whilst running from a very hungry and violent vampire-squirrel, Conker encounters a problem not too different from the one the game had- only this time its more of a 'typo' thing...

ALTERNATE ENDING: What if Berri's fate had been different? Conker faces Ze Professor in a different battle and finds himself in different circumstances that may just help him save Berri's life. Rated T for mention of blood and refernce to swearing.

ONE-SHOT; Alone in his lab, Professor von Kiplspac muses about his plan as he works on his newest army of menaces.

Whilst searching for the Professor, A Young Guard Weasel finds some peculiar keepsakes from long ago, back from the great war, and finds himself puzzled by the elder's past.

After reading that in the original ending of Conker's bad fur day, it was planned to have Conker commit suicide, I felt the need to write it out. He was supposed to be at the pub, crying in front of a mirror. The screen fades to back and a gunshot is heard. This is my rendition of that! Rated T for language and suicide.

After Conker sto- errr... bought some tacos from someone, he opens his own taco stand and tries to sell them. This won't hit hundreds like the other one. Sorry.

Silence hit the town as it burned into a pile of ash and soot. Tez looked out into the horizon as 200 years of peace became a mere figment of his imagination. Follow one Tedi and his friends through a journey of survival as the world around them falls apart.

TITLE BY RI2 STORY BY ME AND ANYONE WHO WANTS TO HELP ME WRITE IT WIL HOPE FOR GOOD REVIEWS. R&R so I may continue with the story.

THIS is my first fanfic, i have beaten conkers bad fur day. the day after CBFD, my way berri comes back. PLEASE R&R but be gental

My take on the aftermath of Conker's Bad Fur Day. Conker and Conker's Bad Fur Day are products of Rare Ldt and Microsoft should be Nintendo

This is how I imagine the rest of the ending of Conkers bad fur day

It's true what they say: The grass is always greener, and ya don't really know what it is ya have, until it's gone... gone... gone...

4 years after Conker's Bad Fur Day, Professor Von Kriplespac returns with his Tediz and a revived Berri as their commander and destroyed the Panther Kingdom! Conker and Rodent rejoin the SHC to defeat them once and for all! But what about Berri?

they go on an adeventure

A One off. Listen to Conker and his regrets in his final moments, contains bad language and all sorts of sassitude about his newly found King-dom and the loss of his lady friend Berry.

Drunken antics have a way of bitting you in the ass, and sadly Conker is about to get the tooth. With rediscovered memories, reborn wars, species uprisings and global conflict, that bottle's lookin' like a REAL asshole for the poor guy.

As they say: "The show's not over, 'till the little girl sings." Based on a song by Jonathan Coulton.