Pip has suddenly come back from the dead! He has returned to the living and reunited with his old acquaintances, Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny, expecting them to give him a touching and warm welcome home to South Park. Naturally, he receives anything but!

Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny are carrying out a school project together to capture electricity. Of course, the four boys cannot simply do a class assignment without their usual bickering and arguing - or the typical crazy happenings that go on in South Park...

Kenny returns after four years missing. Stan will never let that happen again. Cartman knows more than he's willing to tell. Meanwhile, Kyle seems to be losing his mind. [Stenny]

The kids of South Park are disappearing one by one. Tensions are high as nobody knows who they can trust anymore. Stan is determined to find his friends, but it won't be easy as everyone is keeping secrets they'd rather be left hidden. Rated M for swearing, torture, rape, and mild sexual content. The kids have been aged up to 14. R&R please!

At Park County HS, Clyde Donovan is a star football player & one of the most popular guys there. Unfortunately for him, Kenny McCormick is the best drummer in the school and also very popular. Clyde decides that something must be done to find out who is the true top guy at the school: a contest to see who can sleep with the most people in a semester. High school AU, Clenny, aged-up

In this retelling of the south park season 10 two parter, Cartman has to find a way to play Nintendo wii and survive a war in the future, with the help of some shocking allies.

When Cartman makes a deal with his evil half brother, Scott Tenorman, to give him a place to stay in return for half his inheritance, chaos is soon to ensure when the two are forced to learn how to live with each other. Is it possible for two sadistic and manipulative sociopaths to live with each other without killing each other and everyone else?

They always said not to go in the woods, for you'd find your darkest fear there. Kyle is about to find whether or not that's true.

La universidad representa una época de cambios, para Kyle significa salir con gente nueva y descubrirse a sí mismo y sería perfecto de no ser porque compartir habitación con su exnovio Eric Cartman le está haciendo perder la cabeza ¿Podrá un pequeño gatito arreglar su relación?

Nobody sets sail alone. It's Spring, 1706, and Kyle Broflovski is on the run, stowed away on a trade ship bound for the Caribbean. When the ship is boarded by a motley crew of young pirates, Kyle is faced with a choice: stick to the shadows, or join Captain Stan on his adventures.

During their date at Stark's Pond, Butters became enamored with Lola's hair and asked if he can touch it. Lolutters Fluff.

Craig's birthday is in 7 days, and Tweek needs to find him the perfect gift.

Kenny just wants to make his little sister smile, but the pain of family tension will force Kenny to make tough decisions for the two siblings or risk Karen becoming like their older brother.

I have decided to write a series of Creek one shots based on the "Shuffle Your Playlist" Challenge. There will be three one shots in this fic, each one based on a different song. The song titles and artists will be in the notes of each chapter as well as a full summery. Each one will have a different rating but I've listed it as M for future stories. This is my OTP. Enjoy!

"The majority of exchange students in the US are hosted by rich families in famous cities. Then there is me, G: an Italian hosted by a Jewish family in an isolated city on the mountains of Colorado. This is the story of the most incredible year of my life..." Some delicate topics, this is my first fanfiction about South Park, hope you'll enjoy it, any review or advice is welcome ;)

Hace un par de meses comencé a notar a Wendy Testaburger en mi vida, pero eso no quiere decir que ella me guste ¿Verdad? CRENDY (CraigxWendy). ADVERTENCIAS: Palabras mal sonantes.

When Gerald goes missing after a mysterious confrontation with a so-called colleague, Kyle and Ike team up with a little-known superhero named Call Girl to find him and get some answers.

It was no secret to Wendy that her husband Eric Cartman found breast cancer hilarious. Really, it had been one of his favorite subjects to poke fun at ever. Imagine how they re going to react when fate cruelly infects her with the very "killer titty disease" he mocks so fervently.

Deleted Scene of Walter Bryan Cranston White's Mysterion: Mask of The Mysterious (M for Mature audiences due to swearing and violence)

This book contains all the South Park Oneshots i've written. Enjoy!

Tweek thought he was alone. Days passed exactly the same in a monochromatic blur. Summer is bland and filled only with working and getting high with Kenny McCormick – local drug dealer. That is, until Craig Tucker starts working at Tweek Bros. From then the on world swells with color as Tweek discovers life isn't as bad as he had thought. -CraigxTweek- Rated M for dark themes

After a rather strange incident, Kyle finds himself in a situation he never found himself before. He doesn't know if anyone could help him because he's never found himself in this predicament. While Stan and Kenny may be okay with allowing Kyle to withdraw on them, Cartman certainly isn't and while he doesn't act like it, he cares about Kyle more than he knows. Involves vampires.

It's the New Kid in South Park's birthday. All of the children have gathered to celebrate his special. They tell their silent new friend exactly how glad they are he entered their lives. How will he react? Will he show any emotion at last? And will his party go off with a bang? One-shot.

Cartman and Heidi are spending some time alone together in the woods at the edge of South Park. All alone in such a peaceful atmosphere, the sweet girl proceeds to tell the antagonistic boy how she sees him in such a different light to everyone else... One-shot.

A new kid that has no recollection of his past arrives in South Park with his family in hopes to start a new life. Upon his arrival, he is pulled into a game that he believes is just Dungeons and Dragons, but soon finds out it's not just a game. He will learn that the quiet little mountain town is far from normal with randomness at every turn. (SI/OC)