You just want Brain to have a Merry Christmas. He deserves this.

"And all these little things seem to matter so much that they confuse you that I might lose you."- Estelle, AJ Michalka, Steven Universe, Mindful Education.

{HUMAN AU} Pinky just was promoted to work with one of the smartest men on the planet...Dr T Brain is not happy about a helper

A collection of Pinky and the Brain stories.

They watched the city lights. One thing that was giving them piece right now.

Playing at the "Shubert Theater" in New York City, the famous Steven Spielberg cartoon about 2 lab mice bent on world domination comes to life in this 2 hour and 30-minute Broadway musical production. Its business as usual for Pinky and Brain, until suddenly, Brain's former friend, Snowball the hamster, shows up! What does he want? Well, just read and find out during the musical!

What's immortality to a couple of genetically altered lab mice? (warning for gay mice)

An alternate scenario for the Halloween episode, loosely based on the tale of Orpheus and Eurydice. Mr. Itch strikes a different deal with Brain. If Brain can make it to the surface world without looking at Pinky, the contract will be voided and Pinky's soul will be returned. And failure is not an option.

Self-insert / Y/N / OC... sort of. Set in the "Pinky, Elmyra, and the Brain" universe. Elmyra gets a new babysitter. 200 a week ain't half bad, even if it does include putting up with a certain little girl's crazy antics. But no amount of money is enough to keep said babysitter employed after what she finds in the kitchen freezer...

Pinky experiences a traumatic event. Brain doesn't know what to do.

Everyone feels sorry for Brain in Pinky, Elmyra and The Brain, and for good reason; he suffers the most. But, what about Pinky? And what happens when their opposing views of their new situation, which Pinky loves but Brain hates, begin to drift them apart, threatening their relationship and their lives?

The last part of the Chubby Head Trilogy. Have you ever wondered what was Brain's first plot to take over the world? Well, wonder no more! After Snowball gives him the chance to try and overthrow the Earth by himself, Brain, alongside Pinky, will try an elaborate ploy of friendship, treason, cartoony violence and rye to create a diabolical artifact and prove his mousy worth!

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In which Pinky shouldn't eat mac and cheese and a full slab of ribs in front of rich businessmen because it tends to ruin world domination and sleeping plans.

This is the second part of The Chubby Head Trilogy. Before getting his hiper intelligence removed by the Gene Splicer, Snowball ponders on his place on this world, and the complex relationship he has with his greatest friend and most loathed enemy, The Brain. Rated T for some language.

Part one of the super seriously named "The Chubby Head Trilogy" "After all we've been through, shouldn't you and I be already gone? Brain, I don't think we can even die" Rated T for discussions of death and mortality. No slash, though you could read it that way if you wanted to. One-shot.

Pinky's just trying to help, but he may have unwittingly driven a wedge between himself and his best friend in the whole wide world.

"By now the water was up to their chests, rising steadily second by second. Brain simply stood there, head hanging, one paw pressed against the door window in a vain attempt to connect to the outside world, to let someone know he still existed…."

Brain understands the scientific reason behind thunderstorms. Unfortunately, reason doesn't always work against fear, no matter how much he denies it.

Post-Brainwashed trilogy. Brain and Snowball were close once, until the world tore them apart. Then Snowball tried to kill him physically and emotionally. And now Snowball is a normal, innocent hamster. Brain tries to come to terms with this.

One-shot. Explores what the consequences would be were a combination of a harsh experiment plus Brain's ego mixed into one. Because sometimes... Brain is too stubborn for his own good.

Once upon a time, he ran around in the great outdoors, wild and happy and carefree. Until he wasn't.

Brain paused in his calculations. Something wasn't right. It did add up. And yet, something still seemed… off.

In which Brain doesn't learn that hinging a plan on emotions means he has to deal with his own emotions and Pinky helps inspire him with the power of Disney romance.

Lightning shot across the cold, white-washed walls, puncturing the plaster with ghostly shadows whose tendrils groped into every corner and crevice. Relentlessly did it perform its dance across the linoleum floor, past the locked steel doors, and over a set of watery, electric blue eyes glued to the subject writhing and twisting inside the makeshift prison of a bottle...