Cookie Monster decides to run for President in 2028 as a Republican

He's the critic that rips movies a new one. The critic with a bad attitude and a renegade status with a short fuse.

uhh um my first story yay haha- i tried to make it as r o m a n t i c as possible, and it's only one chapter for now.

A young boy gets swiped from a village by pirates. His lover goes to get him back, but meets Dave, leader of the gang, whose intents are mysterious to him...

Ever since his time in the army, Ben has been living in existential dread, and with a deep hate for anything progressive or liberal. One day he meets Emily, a woman his age who believes in everything he does not believe in, and vice versa. Will she help Ben find peace, or will she only make it even worse?

My encounter with a creature i believe was a cryptic. Enjoy!

William and Kate argue and break up (based on their 2007 break up).

Toucan Sam

Literally what it says in the title.

The twisted, perverted, and shocking story of a redneck farmer's first sexual encounter of the goose kind.

Spoofs of the catchy song ""I'll Do The Dirty Work" from 1984's My Little Pony: The Movie. . They usually involving me and my fictionpress persona trying to trying the other into watching a movie we wouldn't really go near with a fifteen foot pole. Enjoy

A collection of some of my song spoofs. enjoy . newest one: "We Need a Little Christmas Christmas-2020 Style"

Princess Emilia of Autra and her knight-in-training companion Ian do battle with Gairnjan, a sultry and wicked witch hellbent on claiming Ian for her own and taking over the land of Autra, and her influence will continue to haunt the pair in a way neither of them expect it...

Stay out of the Polish Neighbourhood.

My collection of short parodies for Videogames,Books,Movies,and even other fanfic stuff that interest me.

Britain is asked to Spy on the Warsaw Pact because it's the Cold War but gets creepy with it.

Historias que te harán perder años de vida. Las abejas no nos hacemos responsables por la pérdida de neuronas o sanidad mental tras leer esto. Cringe garantizado.

"It was odd to be in a room full of people who all seemed to look up to my dad like he was some kind of hero. A part of me wanted to see him through their eyes just for a moment. I tried to picture him as a great leader, a war hero, a savior of sorts concerned only with the goodwill of his people. But I quickly realized that this was never to be and I shook my head."

Sentenced to life in prison, infamous murderer of his entire family has little to do but wait. Until on the night of the super storm, someone has an intense interest in him.

A short story chronicling the rise to power of DarthCyfe6 and the resulting tragedy that befell DarthCyfes1-5.

Mori Calliope and Kiara Takanashi spend their final moments together before Kiara leaves for her flight.

Perseverance and his pal Ingenuity are on the job.

Donna McMahon or Donna Hill is a 64-year-old with an opinion on the internet. She believes that others who do not share her opinion on voluntary euthanasia should suffer with the removal of the Exit International forum, although the plight to shut the forum down fails. Ugly is mad. What will Mad Donna do next?

In a spoof of The Da Vinci Code (book and film), a murder happens in Vatican City. Dante DaVinci, a cryptographer, is brought in to determine what this has to do with a war of cheeses and the musical group: Pizza Kids.

A cruel orange leader has decided to deport all the brand mascots except for Ronald McDonald. Chester Cheetah, one of the most recent captured mascots has lost his sunglasses and his will to fight, but with the love of an old friend, he will discover that this mess, has a cheesy flavor.