A 1940s Film Noir AU that my brain wouldn't shut up about and may lead to something bigger.

The Electro Corp is one of the largest and most powerful business in North America. Shadow has taken on the role as CEO While Proton Electro is recovering from unforeseen injurers. Static, Proton's son is right behind the hedgehog and eager to take full control of his family heritage. Although a new hire of a female scientist puts things into an uproar.

SpongeBob finds Pac-Man in his kitchen at the Krusty Krab.

Spongebob makes a new home in the Neptune Avenue subway elevated train station!

Sent through an interdimensional portal by the evil Count Dooku, Jedi Knights Anakin Skywalker and Obi Wan Kenobi find themselves in a world much wetter and wilder than they could ever imagine! Desperate to get back home, they must help the citizens of Bikini Bottom defeat Plankton's robots if they're to find a solution. However, Anakin still feels the pull of the dark side.

I wrote this before the first time, and totally forgot about it... it's a follow up to Sandy and Shadow's first sexual encounter.

So, I've posted this back in the day, but am changing a lot of the follow up chapters as it kinda went in a direction that I didn't intend and I don't really care for. Static gets the shit kicked out of him and Shadow is more than willing to pitch in and help Sandy with things despite the fact they are now divorced. Randy lingers in the background, only half aware of anything.

Shadow and Sandy's first sexual encounter together. Very graphic. I hope you pervs enjoy!

The DC Superhero girls are in for the adventure of their lives as a new arrival to metropolis comes and shows them the true meaning of friendship, fun, love and adventure. Besides who would be to teach than someone Absorbent and yellow and porous is he, and if If nautical nonsense be something you wish, then they better drop on the deck and flop like a fish. Harem. ( Real Story )

Tron Bonne farting bubbly poots because the idiot ate too many Krabby Patties in light of SpongeBob warning her.

Spongebob and Shrek

Pearl auditions for a school musical. The Play's the Thing AU

SpongeBob decides to take his hand at driving the Blue Falcon per its captain's orders.

SpongeBob ends up getting his SquarePants crossing over with the idiots from Konosuba!

SpongeBob and his friends end up in the weird world of Miitopia.

This is my biggest story EVER, I hope you all enjoy. It not finish though lol so you gotta wait xddddddd hahaha

Story about Sandy's first pregnancy come to an end at the birth and those close to her dealing with things before, after, and during the big day. I'm just killing time so don't be shocked when it isn't worth the read :P Plenty of Randy, Static, Shadow, and Sandy!

Mr. Krabs solds Chandler a cursed death whistle and it's up to Spongebob to get a death whistle back.

Spongebob goes for a drive in light of not having a license.

I played with this story in the past but decided to do a full rewrite. I wanted to touch more on the side characters and just write better for the main characters. The main story focus is Sandy getting married to Static after leaving Shadow a year earlier. I also wanted to bring in more of the side characters story like Shadow, Randy, Proton, and even Shadow and Sandy's twins.

It's is a jump ahead in Always A Pawn, cause I am insane. Proton and Randy seem to have gotten too close. In a way I'm proud of this story as I actually came of with some characters I found worth continuing to write, and give them their own story... even if in a perverted way, but that is me for ya :P

Squidward and Jose tries to tell Patrick, Mar and Gracie to their brains through song

Sandy, on her off time, finds herself lost in a different world. After much confusion she starts focusing on getting back home, but while fighting the perthitic hope she could get to know her new friend, Shadow, better.

Sandy had given birth to her and Shadow's twins a few months earlier, and Shadow finds himself unhappy with their current relationship. Static jumps in with hopes of winning Sandy over from the now easily angered hedgehog. AU of an AU and so on! Still the best story I've even wrote but I did have a little help near the end! Sex randomly, so get over yourself.

Randy, Sandy's twin brother, always seems to be desperately trying to get his life together, and thus falling victim to those that see to use him for their own gain. Once again he quickly finds himself as someone pawn in his hunt for acceptance and purpose. A spin off story from The Business.