Shadow and Static are working as bodyguard's for a well known stripper, and Sandy shows up to the club to cause the men extra trouble.

Sandy and Shadow get trapped in an underground bunker she is working on, and things heat up. Where's and AC unit when you need one!

Sappy short story about Sandy and Shadow being happy in their relationship with one another.

This is a gender bending Sandy X Shadow story that is based in the style of Fallout. Sandy is the lone doctor left in his vault, and enjoys his day to day life keeping those around him happy and healthy until one day a stranger enters their safe home, and causes an uproar among the vaults whole community.

Another back in the day AU. Sandy's town and been wiped out by an invading army and she is taken hostage but the invading king himself. This has the rape of a teenager in it so if you're easily upset move along.

Sandy and Static are having troubles in their marriage and Shadow see this as an opportunity to try to win her back, even after much time has passed since their divorce.

Sandy finds out she's pregnant and it doesn't go over very well with Shadow. Repost.

Static's good childhood friend shows up and makes things between him and Sandy a bit tense. Repost

This is a story about how Static comes to met Sandy in an AU. Repost.

Back in the day... Sandy and her family move up north to work on their employers main estate. Sandy finds herself having trouble adjusting to the new rules on the property and even starts to butt heads with one of the hired guards.

Randy, Sandy's twin brother, drop in on her in the hopes of staying with her so he can get back on his feet after having his parents kick him out of their home. Sandy, unknown to her family, is currently living and dating Shadow. Randy end up being a huge pain in the ass to both his sister and her boyfriend, but that's why I love writing him. Repost.

Static comes back from a week away for work, and is excited to spend time with his wife of a few years, Sandy. Just mindless day to day interaction and sex. Kinda my thing. Repost before it dies.

Sandy left Shadow not long after their twins were born and his now with Static. Static desperately keeps trying to be the perfect dad, and husband, and find the twins first birthday as the perfect time to prove this to Sandy and the rest of her family. Just Reposting shit before it falls off the map forever.

A gift for Zolth after her help.

When she mistakenly ends up at the wrong concert venue, Sandy hatches a plan involving herself and the lead singer of Legacy in time for her family reunion. Rock & roll AU, fake dating AU

Though exhausted from their long travels, Patrick helps SpongeBob the rest of the way up the slopes of Mount Doom to destroy the One Ring.

As SpongeBob comes to terms about his destiny, his best friend Patrick chases after him. And after saving his friend from drowning, SpongeBob sees how much Patrick is a good friend to take with him.

With Chester back after running away, I thought I'd celebrate by turning one of my pictures from deviantart into a story. So enjoy Chester in Boomerang's version of Epic Mickey.

(SpongeBob and Patrick are both African Americans/black in this story don't like it then leave right now!) After SpongeBob and Patrick got struck by lighting they got every power and jutsu and ability and goes to safe haven and meets new friends and adventure throughout Safe Haven. SpongeBob X JayJay The Wolf. Lemons. (Up For adoption since I'm slow at making new chapters)

It's a strange day at the Krusty Krab when a bunch of gassy Pokegirls stink it up with their wet bubbly farts.

Sandy, and Static, get lost in their intimacy and cause her twins to fear the worse. Old upload I thought I'd repost before the document gets killed. Very sexual explicit as I'm an awful person.

Oh so D&D! Sandy is a power mage, Static a necromancer, Shadow a ruthless Templar, and Randy a drunken bard. What's not to love as war breaks out and each side is blaming the other for the constant attacks. Only one dominion can be left standing of the power three, or is there another unseen power at play? I fixed a few things and pulled some chapters together, as well as updating.

SpongeBob SquarePants, Jimmy Neutron, Timmy Turner, Danny Phantom, Arkayna Goodfey, Zarya Goodfey, Emerald Goldenbraid, Piper Willowbrook, and Lincoln Loud must stop their archenemies, Sheldon J. Plankton, Professor. Finbarr Calamitous, Denzel Crocker, Vlad Plasmius, Tazma Grimm, and Chandler McCann, AKA, the Evil Syndicate, from powering up the devastating Doomsday Machine!

One year after the Clone Wars, eight Assassins have failed to kill Darth Vader. But the ninth one seems to be a trouble to Darth Bane's lastest Sith. In order to stop this Assassin, Darth Vader, along with two Royal Guards, must work with Spongebob and Patrick to defeat this Assassin, bring back King Neptune's crown, and save Bikini Bottom from Plankton.

Flowers and unrequited love shouldn't go hand in hand, but as Shadow's cough and amount of flowers appearing in his home get worse; he worries if he should even have a crush on the woman in the home in front of him especially since she's his tattooist and she's engaged. Shandy Hanahaki AU.