Present day AU. A cynical, gothic tattoo artist and an arrogant florist find themselves working beside one another, and learn that maybe opposites do attract. J/M, Multichap

The man with the broken heart and the woman who claims not to have one, blown together by the wind of change, living in a world where nothing is as it seems. A baker's dozen of abstract Joetina drabblets written by London, with influences from the man in the top hat and red coat who ruins weddings.

Nobody pushes in front of Connie when it's her turn. Nobody. ATEOTD. Missing scene from Series 7, Billy and Connie's first meeting in the DSS. Bonnie.

Joey Boswell's wedding day should have been the happiest day of his life. But instead, things did not go as planned.

Sequel to We Fight or We Fall. One shot of Aveline trying to contribute to the family pot. If only those brothers of hers didn't keep getting in the way...

Finding herself broke and facing eviction from her flat, Martina ends up a somewhat unwilling victim of the Boswells' hospitality. Trying to catch them out proves no easier when trapped within the palace of Kelsall Street. Meanwhile, Celia and Joey are engaged in a neighbourly war over the right to park in front of her house. Eventual Joey/Martina.

A dodgy deal, a disco, flashing blue lights, and a chance meeting add up to a bit of Joetina. Some mild language, implied potential sexual activity.

Joey plans a romantic treat for Martina

Martina indulges in bad habits when she thinks she's alone. (Caution: Ambiguity lies ahead.)

The Boswells discuss how to survive now Freddie is gone. First in a series of collabs by gypsy rosalie and seashell77. Pre-Season 1.

In which becoming a Boswell corrupts the mind. ATEOTD, Joetina for Sev.

Joey Boswell is an observant person, and as such, he finds it very unsettling to see his cousin's once confident girlfriend forever covered in bruises. Alternate Universes, VERY dark themes. J/M, anti S/M.

I wanted to write a story completely from Martina's perspective, and this is my attempt. I'm sorry it's late as I intended to put it up on 2nd. I could make excuses but really I just lack self-discipline. Martina finds herself, like lots of us, utterly confused about what it is she actually wants.

How the Boswell family might be doing in 2014.I don't own Bread, that honour belongs to Carla Lane and BBC, or any of the songs quoted. This is mainly written from Joey's point of view.

Two people meet by chance, many years after they last saw each other. Has life treated them well, or have they been missing something? Cat and mouse; truth or dare; cops and robbers - it's a game of wits.

(Belated) Christmas fic. The Festive Season does not go to plan for Aveline, and when her attempts to cook a turkey by herself go awry, she and Oswald are forced to make alternative arrangements for Christmas Day. ATEOTD.

A drabble a day as we count down to Christmas!

Adrian writes a short poem dedicated to the festive season.

"He smiles. And suddenly, that breaks through the terror in her veins because if he is happy and she is happy then it doesn't matter that what she is doing could be deemed weak and stupid, it doesn't matter that she's breaking her own rules regarding the Boswell clan. She loves him. And now, it all makes sense." Short Joetina fic, dedicated to gypsyrosalie.

Joey puts in a special seasonal request down the DHSS. Joey/Martina. Featuring Christmas chocolates, tinsel fights and Joey's rather awful attempts at singing.

Joey is going through a diffcult time, observing the picture of his family. How does Adrian manage to inadvertently help?

Is that really Aveline Boswell standing on a street corner? What on earth is she doing there? A one-shot Aveline piece, set early on maybe season 1 or 2. There is some language and implied sexual activity, but appearnces can be deceptive.

Let no-one ever say Lilo Lil Whittaker is a woman who walks away from a challenge. Written for the Music to The Ears fanfiction competition.

Death haunts Joey Boswell and drives him insane. Submission for slenderpanda597's "Music to the ears" competition. Implied Joetina, dark themes.

One day in the childhood of the Boswell siblings as they navigate their way through teenage hormones, toddler tantrums, grumpy Grandads and the general chaos that is life on Kelsall Street. Kid!Boswells. Past fic.