(Crack treated seriously, cross posted on AO3) "I swear ta' the Almighty-" McCullum started, but was swiftly cut off as Bonner could no longer contain himself, and Babic couldn't stay quiet. "Both you and good Doctor are sounding little horse." In the pair's defense, they thought the joke was worth the hoofprints now bruised on their chests.

Dr. Jonathan Reid, after becoming the scourge of England, is transported to Remnant by someone calling itself a Watcher. But Jonathan will not just survive, but thrive in this new environment. None shall stop him as he secretly feasts upon the blood of both Human and Faunus. For he is an Ekon, superior to all.

Voldemort didn't just want to remove his prophesied enemy, he wanted to destroy the morale of his those who thrice defied him. The choice he makes defines the lives of the two. For one chosen by Fate to save the Wizarding World he isn't having much luck! WBWL, Vampire Harry, rating may change, dark subjects within.