Of all the monumentally bad ideas Ben had heard (and there had been too many to count), this had to be the worst. OR Alex experiences 12 days of a job that should really come with more health warnings.

A mission gone wrong sees Alex held captive by a familiar assassin. Set after Point Blanc. No slash, though there are a handful of suggestive jokes.

"They've sent us reinforcements, several SAS teams that specialize in hostage situations. Blunt wants his agent back." OR How Alex Got His Snark Back. Written for Holiday Fic-Exchange 2020. (Terribly sorry for being so late). Cross-posted to AO3.

When Alex gets a warning at school from someone who's supposed to be dead, he realizes that something is about to happen, and that no one is safe. Not even his classmates. But when some of his classmates follow him to see what he does when he isn't at school, what will happen? Will Alex do? What about the warning?

"Now, this wasn't technically within MI6 regulation protocols. Technically, property damage was usually a no-no. But if you wanted to be technical about all that, then Alex should never have stepped foot in the Royal-General in the first place, so all those other pesky little rules could go right out the window with that first one." Crack featuring pyro!chaotic!reluctantspy!Alex

When he was 16, he made a deal. His service, their freedom. Now, years later, Alex Rider finds out that the intelligence services have not followed through on their promise.

I'm looking for people to do Alex Rider roleplays with.

It had been a while since Alex had heard from them. He was starting to get back to having a normal life, being able to do things like a regular teen - make friends, study, play sports... but he, of all people, knew that his good times would be short-lived. If only he hadn't dragged his friends into his world on his return... [Post-Scorpia Rising AU sequel to 'Rider's Return']

Alex and Tom love to modify cars, living their lives as faster as their cars' engines can take them. But when Ian dies under mysterious circumstances, the boys are pulled into a world much darker than they are used to. Will they find the truth or will they be left in the dust? AU where the boys are in college and everyone drives cars much faster than strictly legal.

Recovering in hospital had become somewhat of a Christmas tradition. At least he had Tom to goof off with. Written for the SpyFest fic exchange, Dec 2020

Or benefits of being a subcontractor. Written for SpyFest 2020 December Fic Exchange. Prompt: 'Alex had never expected to encounter genetically modified hamsters'

Written for SpyFest 2020 December Fic Exchange. Dialogue Prompt: "This is a nice change of scenery." "We're in a cell being held captive." "I was being sarcastic." Joe Byrne and Alex Rider end up in a cell together. Shenanigans ensue. Gen. No pairings! Mild Inappropriate Humor.

What if things went differently all those years ago when the best assassin in the world was only a 19 year old kid who'd just failed his first solo mission as a Scorpia prospect? What difference can five minutes make? Russian Roulette re-imagined. Rating may go up.

Alex had wiped the tears away from his eyes. It wasn't even that bad, it wasn't even the worst thing Alex had gone through and yet for some reason the fact that Tom had even participated and hadn't told him was the last straw. Alex didn't understand. He didn't want to. Written for one of Valak's lovely prompts!

Seven years after Scorpia Rising. Alex is dragged back into the world of espionage and sent to America to face off against a former friend and face the consequences of the past he wrote for himself.

Alex et Yassen ne sont jamais du même côté de la barrière. Mais quand ils se retrouvent prisonniers dans un hôtel assiégé par des terroristes armés, Alex se dit que pour un instant il se peut qu'ils ne soient pas tout à fait des ennemis.

Alex has a secret that he’s been raised to keep. What if he finally got tired of hiding it? What would the reactions of the people he knows be? Alex may be going for normalcy, but since when does the world do as Alex asks?

Et si John, Ian, Yassen, Ash, Blunt et tous les autres (ennemis et connaissances d'Alex) pouvaient voir la nouvelle vie du jeune espion voilà comment ils la commenteraient. Suit les OS de 'Après le MI6.' Au programme, Angst et beaucoup d'humour.

Serial abductions have left the streets of London unsafe to walk alone. After witnessing a woman taken right before their eyes, Chloe and Alex can't ignore the problem any longer. With MI6 keeping secrets from them, the pair must get to the bottom of who is behind it all on their own. Sequel to my story 'Point Blanc', but can be read without having read it.

Spyfest Summer Collab 2020: Cuby18, Valak/Valaks, Savsilvy, PastryFudger, Wolfern, Pusheen, and I have worked together on another crack fic! In our story, our favorite characters from Malagasto show up to Brooklands and insert themselves into the school. What could possibly go wrong? Crack! No pairings!

La vie est toujours aussi trépidante pour Alex Rider. Un peu trop parfois, si vous voulez son avis. Série de One-shots en liens les uns avec les autres.

Collection of OneShots about Alex and Vict, our couple from the Knowing Better series. Step inside for the full summary but, basically, it's Alex and Vict being them, together and in love. Expect fluff, hurt/comfort, romance and love. Mainly love-making.

So, how did you two meet? "Darling, why don't you tell the story, you tell it so much better-" "Well, we both used to work for different banks. And then I tried to kill him." AlexXOC. Further summary inside.

He's placed in a wealthy family's home undercover, forced to act as a disobedient son to get accepted into Point Blanc Academy, school for troubled children, to observe and report back to MI6 on just what they're up to. Things don't quite go as planned, and the Academy's methods may be a bit more ruthless than expected.

Third installment of the Knowing Better series. As you can imagine, lots of challenges awaits our favorite couple. Will their relationship survive yet another intrusion of MI6 in Alex's life? But even that won't be Alex's biggest problem when someone who's supposed to be dead turns out to be very much alive.