There's a wizarding Russian tradition if you throw a burlap sack over a woman's head and kidnap her, you may keep her as your wife. Hermione thinks this tradition is absolutely bonkers, barbaric and wants no part of it. "I am not going to be your housewife!" Hermione shouted. Dohohov only grinned. "I'm the bad guy, da. What did you expect, a Disney fairytale ending?" Antomione

how i think it should of gone when harry asked about horcruxes

Snape decides to take on FF's trolls, with his trademark charm and sternness. When this author gets sick of explaining the difference between abuse and feedback, Snape takes over. Funny, true, and oh so satisfying for any author that has dealt with this FF menace. Warnings: Discussions of what people object to in ff including spanking and violence, and some strong language.

Warning: This is for adults only. It is extremely inappropriate, and will only feature adults being... friendly. I have decided to hurt another fandom, due to how terrible many of the stories are, by taking everything I dislike and focusing on it. It will feature many "romance" scenes that hijack the plot, House Elves with foot fetishes, and a plot written as terribly as possible.

There is a novel Dragon Pox outbreak in the wizarding world and Hogwarts is under quarantine to protect the students. However, one particular student breaks the quarantine and is caught by his most hated professor - putting them in isolation together. Will they kill each other or come to a better understanding? 3rd year, somewhat AU, no slash, some spanking.

Hadrian no comprende muchas cosas, ¿qué había hecho él para que su mundo se diera la vuelta? Con la escusa de iniciar una escuela mágica, sus padres le abandonan, centrados solo en su hermano pequeño. Despierta en el una ira profunda, donde los genes dormidos que residen en el comienzan a renacer. El mundo arderá bajo sus pies y el Caos volverá otra vez.

Takes place after the Cursed Child. Hermione Granger decides that being the Minister of Magic is practically destroying her life. She tries to quit the job. However, a murderer nicknamed 'the Butcher' is killing people and Hermione has to deal with him first. Will she be able to take her life back?

You think you know the story of Harry Potter? Try again. Voldemort may just be another pawn. The young runner up for the position of Dark Lord is more powerful and clever than any had foreseen. And as curses would have it, James and Lily are about as dead as Harry Potter. 3rd Year AU.

Remus doesn't think James should spend so much time and money brewing him Wolfsbane, James doesn't think Remus should tell him what to do, and Sirius thinks his friends need to shut up and communicate. Harry, meanwhile, just wants lunch. Oneshot. James Lives!AU

A prophecy, a lie, and a bond unlike any known. Hermione's life will forever change when she learns of her parentage and the bond that will leave the entire wizarding world shaking. Will she stay for the light or follow in her father's footsteps? Bella/Hermione all the way. Voldemort/Hermione (father/daughter only) Snape/Hermione friendship only

An innocent and naive Luna Lovegood turns to her friend, Harry Potter to teach her all about sex. SMUT

Daphne Greengrass and Tracey Davis were heading to their Common Room when they heard a noise. They looked around and found a bathroom and when they peaked inside, things had became...hot. Yuri/Lesbian. Futanari. Heavily Lemon. Rated M for adults.

Harry has had a tough summer, finding out about his inheritance and coming with terms that he is mated to the one and only Draco Malfoy. Can they spend the rest of their life as one? As a mated pair?

Hermione had warned him: awful things have happened when wizards have meddled with time. It's a pity that Harry no longer remembers this conversation.

Katie Bell is a Fourth year exchange student. Enemy to Lovers. Marcus/Katie/Oliver Time line is a little different then the book

A young, american muggle born is recruited to join the order as someone who can easily go undercover and possibly stop another uprising. Feeling incapable, she needs to find Severus Snape. Her only mission is to stay alive, and she needs him as much as he will need her. Rated M-lemons ahead. I own nothing except my OC

When Ron Weasley was seventeen, he fell in love with Hermione Granger. He only had two problems: -The year was 1939. -She was a Jew.

Lily tells James Potter a secret that changes everything, James devotes himself to making things right with Severus, and a Wizard's Oath brings the three of them closer than they ever expected. (Eventual James/Sev/Lily OT3, but the story will mainly focus on James/Sev for a while.)

Dumbledore truly answers Harry's question about what he sees in the mirror and the answer he got wasn't what he expected.

Harry receives a gift for his birthday, A Beginners Guide to Annimagus Transformation' , what could go wrong with attempting it for the first time alone? Turns out, everything. Stuck in his Annimagus form and in the clutches of his enemy, how will Harry cope with the new reality of being the Dark Lords pet?

Since Harry Potter's rise to Head of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement, the wizarding community of Great Britain has known nothing but peace. Recently, a group of wizards from Glasgow have threatened to destabilize the wizarding community, and it falls to senior Auror Alexander Sinclair to stop them in their tracks. Can Sinclair hunt down the Forgotten Duke's?

O que aconteceria se em sua primeira viagem para Hogwarts, Harry se sentasse com alguém diferente, alguém mais inteligente e inquisitivo, com conhecimento e sensibilidade para perceber e questionar tudo o que não faz sentido. E se isso o levasse para uma casa diferente, uma casa onde o conhecimento e a verdade são muito mais importantes. E se isso mudasse tudo.

This is the story of The Evans sisters, My take on Petunia is a witch and Lily is a Twin. Please Read and review, any feedback is welcome/

Harry and Luna Potter pass away and leave the care of their two children to Hermione Granger and Severus Snape.

After the murder of Hepzibah Smith, Tom Riddle disappeared for ten long years. He sank deeper into the Dark Arts & pursued knowledge that others could only dream of, consorting with the darkest members of wizarding society. With his eyes set on North America, he has no idea that the magic he so desperately seeks will shape his life & his inevitable future for years to come. TomxOC