Northside Middle School is busy rehearsing their production of "Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony" when strange things start to happen. Microphones malfunction, actors forget they're even in a play, ice appears all over the bathroom floor… and that's only the beginning. Is it possible that some characters from the book have stepped into the real world?

Really sexy stuff. Not for kids.

An Artemis-Holly romance story, firmly set in the world of Artemis Fowl, except all the dialogue is lifted straight from Star Wars Episode II. Not joking.

A/H oneshot, fluff. Artemis receives a gift from Holly… a photo album. Taking a look inside, he goes down memory lane and remembers how their relationship grew over the years. He recalls skiing shenanigans, a questionable first date, and his return home from Mars. (Spoiler warning for Luna Minor and the first Fowl Twins book.)

In which Artemis' mighty brain largely fails him on a topic millions of other people also struggle with every year. Very much an Artemis-Holly romance; don't read if that's not your jam. Complete.

Artemis survives the Gate with a little luck and pain. However, so has Opal. In a sense. Her memory is gone and she inhabits the body of Nopal, the clone she created to escape the clinic all those years ago. As the two personalities begin to bleed into each other, can Artemis and Holly find any good in a soul like Opal's? (picks up at the end of TLG, includes A/H and Nopal fluff)

If Artemis Fowl escaped the mind-wipe, what would happen? He might save someone's life. There are new plots, new dangers, but one villain...

Butler knocks on Artemis's door only to find something shocking

Artemis acts strangely, Butler is suspicious and decides to spy on Artemis. As it turns out, it was not the best idea.

Foaly confronts Holly with some evidence regarding the relationship between Holly and Artemis.

In a slightly different world, Artemis discovers magic before that fateful day in Ho Chi Minh City. A necromancy/mage Artemis au.

When Artemis died, he left more than just his immediate family behind. His closest friends and confidants were left, trying to fill the gaping hole that was his absence.

Men's formal wear is largely influenced by the military garb of the 19th-century. A tale that is equal parts about growing up, and the clothes we wear to do so.

Artemis' encounter with Spiro did not go well. Captured, alone, and imprisoned, the former teenage genius is suddenly given hope when someone from his past re-enters his life in an unexpected way. The scars - mental and physical - that his time in Spiro's grip have left on him still remain, however, and Artemis must come to terms with what has happened or be lost to the past...

Artemis struggles with memories he's managed to ignore for five years.

After Root's death, Vinyáya listens to Short's debriefing and thinks, I wouldn't have missed.

Not even death can defeat Artemis Fowl… He was cloned back to life after Opal’s bomb killed him. In the two years it took for him to wake up, Holly missed Artemis so much it ached. So, after a lot of thinking, she decided that when Artemis woke up, she would tell him how she felt. But in Artemis’s place returned a sweet, innocent 18-year-old. All Artemis 2.0 wants is to experience

Contains spoilers for The Fowl Twins Deny All Charges. Basically, I've extrapolated and created a scene based on a couple things referenced in the new book. It's a one-shot until it's not.

Post TLG one-shot; friendship fluff? Artemis, devoid of memories, feels like he's missing something - someone. Every twenty-eight days, his insomnia draws him outside. Although he doesn't know exactly why, he stares out to the moon... until maybe, he finds out that the wait was all worth it.

Poem: Evolution had stripped the People of their wings. Just as humanity had robbed them of the surface.

Just a short thing I thought of a day or two ago. I was going to like a comic but I decided not to. Artemis and Holly, imagined in the classic K-I-S-S-I-N-G song sung by kids everywhere. One-shot.

An entry for fanfiction day of Fowl Fest 2020. The Council finds out Artemis' tentative plans for the Mars mission, and Holly goes topside to see if this project is the precursor to an Atlantis Complex relapse.

A silly oneshot of Opal Koboi in prison, enjoying her just desserts. Sometimes, that's the kind of pick-me-up one needs. :)

A review of a movie based on a book that I've never read.

Artemis est en voyage scolaire à Rome, lorsqu'il croise au milieu des ruines d'un vieux forum le capitaine Holly Short en mission. Cette dernière n'est pas particulièrement ravie de cette rencontre.